Uncanny Remender Storytime Part 9: AXIS

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this broke the remender

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This dialogue reminds me of the kind of shit I tried to write when a baby Uncanny Anon saw Firefly and tried to write a story like that. It's so obnoxious.

Will you be continuing into Duggan's Uncanny when Rage of Ultron is over, Uncanny Anon?

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Y'know, maybe I'd give more of a shit about what's happening if we actually saw any of these hate riots, instead of just being told about them.

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>>86961365

I haven't read any of Duggan's series, so I wasn't planning to initially, but as we get closer I'm thinking I might.

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One thing Remender still nails is his issue titles.

>>86961398
Might be a good idea to do Standoff as well.
Duggan's Uncanny is great.

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>>86961426

I think I read the first issue, but got irritated by the fact that it seemed to be "Deadpool and Some Other Guys". I'll give it another shot.

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Quentin Quire is Reddit: The Person. Also, I find it kind of funny that these three characters are just sorta hanging out here while all the shit that happened in the last issue occurred just outside.

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LEAVE EVAN ALONE

HE'S A GOOD BOY

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Did Rogue and Xavier ever have as special a relationship as seen here? I don't recall him treating her much differently than the other X-Men in what I've read.

>>86961253

If you squint, the whole Red Skull being reborn as a monstrosity of pure psionic hatred almost works in the same way Sunfire being reborn as pure energy did.

Wait, where the hell was Sunfire during Axis?

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>>86961599

He took one look at this clusterfuck, decided "fuck this gay earth" and went off to have amazing adventures in space with Horseman Sentry.

Let me dream...

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This fucking dialogue is giving me quiplash

>>86961629

Dreams are all we have left now.

>>86961462
The sparseness of Wade is actually welcome. There's a nice clear development of Wade and Rogue's relationship from issue #1 to now. The last issue of Deadpool's CWII tie-in has her in it too.

I know a lot of people didn't like this, but I thought it was pretty fun. Seeing all the heroes turn into stereotypical mustache twirling villains was a good concept, and I thought it was executed fairly well. The biggest mistake was making Captain Falcon's introduction during it. Not the best first impression.

>>86961629
An insane preacher and an alcoholic with anger issues, both with enough power to break planets

damn why can't we have nice things for once

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>Medusa

INHUMANS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEE

I really am quite fond of the first act of Axis. I'd rather have a really quick, solid Red Onslaught engagement than something that drags on forever and turned such an awesome villain into event fatigue.

>>86961435

Remender has a serious boner for mind-controlling Rogue and Wanda, doesn't he?

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Remember that awesome flash-forward in Uncanny Avengers where the Red Onslaught ruled the world and hunted down mutants with Stark-brand Nimrods? Yeah, this is as close as you're going to get to that. Breevort says "fuck you".

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I like that Red Skull took time out of his busy schedule to make sure his Stark Sentinels had the proper Red SkullTM branding.

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ahahahahaha

when will poor Sam get a break

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Surely you should just find some cabin a little bit away from the battle? Why you gotta cast your dumb spell flying in the sky?

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I am 100% on Magneto's side here.

>>86961942
>I got all this data on how to stop heroes didn't even bother to include villain specs on there! I'm such a genius!
Stark BTFO!

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>that was a pretty good speech

No, it wasn't, Havok.

>tfw no based Bob ripping Onslaught in half

>>86962086

You mean because Tony Stark deserved to get crushed or because helping would have screwed them both over and Mags needed to go get back-up?

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>>86962254

#FuckTonyStark 2016

>>86962338

Ladies and Gentlemen, the real reason Sixis was any good at all: These magnificent fucks right here!

>>86962338
Jack O' Lantern is just so fucking random.

>>86962403
Remender featured him as Flash's nemesis in Venom.

>>86962403

Erik probably busted Creel out of jail and Jack tagged along because he had fuck all better to do.

>>86962425
I don't really understand this idea that the Sentinels don't know how to deal with Villains. Like why not?

>>86962449
I know, still random. Especially since Jack didn't end up doing ANYTHING.

>>86962450
We actually saw Magneto recruit everyone in his solo series. EXCEPT for Jack O' Lantern.

>>86962474
How Magneto isn't super-pissed off at Doom for causing Wanda to get posessed and M-Day?

>>86962338
Apparently, The Juggernaut and Sandman were originally going to be in this group. I'm especially disapointed that we didn't get to see Juggernaut, since he'd have personal reasons to be mad at the Red Skull.

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>>86962509
>>86962453
>>86962403

Guys, this is SIXIS: where logic and sanity goes to die. It's best not to ask these kind of questions. Just strap yourself in and embrace the madness.

>>86962453

They could probably adapt to fight anybody given enough time, they just don't have the exact powerset and specs for these dudes since they weren't involved in Civil War in any significant way. Gives the villains a brief chance to mess them up before they can.

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I'd read a series about a Red Skull Cthulu Monster trying to protect his waifu.

>>86962541
Why isn't Titania with the Absorbing Man now that I think about it?

>>86962537
Sandman appeared in the tie in to save a guy that was locked up unfairly. Turns out he wasnt even inverted just saw villans being heroes and wanted to try it out

>>86962496

>Mystique in Cap's tights

I know exactly why I have this boner.

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Why is Evan so perfect?

>>86962609
The Sandman was a reformed hero for years, he was even an Avenger. But then John Byrne had to fuck it all up, at least a later writer revealed that the Wizard brainwashed him back into being evil.

>>86962640
>You'll never be an Avenger as long as I live
Did Steve make Deadpool an Avenger solely as a fuck you to Tony Stark? YOU MAKE THE CALL!

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Remender still writes a good Wade.

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Hope you enjoyed the Red Onslaught, everybody! That's the last you'll see of him. Welcome to what SIXIS is really about.

>>86962743
Finding doom?

>>86962768
I thought Magneto broke his mask

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>>86962766

To quote the High Evolutionary...

"All the villains are now heroes and all the heroes are villains!"

>>86962782

Magneto crushed his skull, the fact that he still has a mask is rather low on the scale of issues here.

>>86962724
Wanda btfo

Doom confirmed Aussie heritage?

>>86962791

My god, the furry-loving freak was telling the truth!

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Honestly, seeing Evan go full apocalypse in this series is pretty heartbreaking, contrived as though it may be.

>>86962820
>My god, the furry-loving freak was telling the truth!
For once in his life. As we'll find out later, there are still more lies of his to come.

>>86962820
Technically its a lie because several heroes including steve wern't there

>>86962834

I'm just glad we got to see Remender do one last story with Evan, even if it was the inevitable face-heel turn.

>>86962834
I don't find it heartbreaking. The fact that an inversion spell was required is proof that Evan is too much of a good guy to go full Apocalypse.

>not Superior Inverted Anon

Doshite X-Anon-sama?

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>tfw almost all of Remender's characters from Uncanny Avengers become extras in this story

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OH BOY KIDS

Here's where Sixis starts to become awful in a hilarious way

>>86962876
Whatever happened to Wonder Man in Rogue's mind? Was he inverted too?

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this issue is about as bad as Altered Beast the sega game

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>>86962903

>literally anything from Uncanny Avengers being in this series after Issue 3

Pretty kek, anon.

I've got to say I really do like what Axis does with its three-act form. The classic super hero event structure always feels like too little story for the 7-9 issues plus tie-ins that inevitably follow.

Axis might feel a bit too much like a bait-and-switch but at the very least the plot keeps moving. It never feels like they're just stalling for time.

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FURY BTFO

>>86962969
So, if it's been 2 weeks, how has SHIELD or nobody else noticed that these people are acting really strange?

>>86962993

>Marvel super heroes
>Publicly acting like dickheads

I don't think people will even notice the difference.

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>>86962993

Everyone who works for SHIELD is profoundly thick.

>>86962992
>in which Rick tackles the severity of black on black violence

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IT'S THE REAL STAR OF THE SHOW, BABY

>>86963065
>Carnage-man, Carnage-man, does whatever a Carnage can!

>>86963065
Carnage man was too good for this world

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Superior Iron Man was a pretty decent series we got out of this.

>>86963166
I was thinking about storytiming it a few days ago.

This could be an excuse to do so.

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Y'know, I think I'd like AXIS a lot more if the Inversion literally inverted everyone's personalities, not just their morality. So, all the pro-cohabitation members of the Unity Squad become all "kill the humans, race war now" etc. Instead everyone's just blanket evil.

>>86963200
Wait a minute, was the entire school inverted too? Did they all go to Genosha?

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>no one in the crowd finds this at all suspicious or weird

>>86963263
>it's a Quire mind controls the entire staff episode.

Still mad that muh Rach wasn't on the Unity Skwad

I get you don't care about SXIS, but you skipped the page between >>86962446 and >>86962474

WHY DID NONE OF YOU NOTICE?!

>>86963282
It's pretty weird that they know that they've been brainwashed and are cool with it.

>>86963282

Medusa, no-one cares about the Inhumans. The idea that someone would use the Red Skull to somehow destabilize them would first require someone to be invested in the Inhumans. Honestly your smartest play right now would be to bugger off and slowly consolidate power while everyone else is squabbling.

>>86962690
Yes actually. Deadpool told Tony this himself in Standoff. That's literally canon.

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>>86962446
>>86963308

Sorry Anon, I didn't mean to. Thanks for pointing it out tho, he's the page meant to go inbetween these two.

>>86963308

We were all caught up in the pageantry.

>>86963316
They got red(skull)pilled.

Wake up sheeple!

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get ready folks

it's about to go from 0 to retarded really fucking quick

>>86963376
Since when does Jarvis have a mustache?
Did he grow it during all that time he was always off-screen during Hickman's run?

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everything about this character is so stupid and I love it

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Did this guy ever appear after this?

>>86963418
>I'm the Hulk's Hulk
Why didn't they just use the Devil Hulk?

>>86963399
Wait i thought luke only had a certain amount of super strentgh I didnt think he could be on par with the hulk

>>86963453
The Hulk is currently weak because he's docile and with no anger, makes sense to me.

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I like this cover. Makes me wish we got a really cheery and upbeat Red Onslaught.

>>86963445

Make no mistake the Devil Hulk is pretty stupid, but not nearly stupid enough for this event. No for Axis we're gonna need full-fledged British Soccer Hooligan Hulk!

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>>86963440
>>86963468
>"I'm going to bathe in the blood of innocents!"
>"He is no concern of ours"

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>It's a "remender describes the current state of Marvel" page

>>86963489
So Jim Cheung was too lazy to redraw part of the cover once Dan Slott asked Remender to replaced Green Goblin with Hobgoblin, so they just recolored him and hoped nobody would notice?

>>86963531
Spider-Man is so sick of getting bullied by other heroes that he bullies shy young heroes like Nova to vent his frustration.

>>86963556
So if Hank wasn't inverted, what was it like for him at the Jean Grey school, did he not notice anything strange?

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>>86963592

I think he was inverted.

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>black scarlet witch costume

HNNNNNNNNNGGGG

>>86963693
And then Nomad faded into comic book limbo and was never seen again.
Seriously, why didn't Spencer just have Nomad stay with Sam instead of creating a new Falcon?

>>86963729
Spencer hates Rememder.

>>86963797
Is Redwing inverted too?

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The Dodsons' Rogue is cute. CUTE!

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>>86963811

Redwing's the true mastermind behind all of this.

>>86963812
>The Dodsons' [female characters] are cute
ft4u

>>86963862
What's AoA Sunfire doing here?

>>86963844
>Evacuate Manhattan in 3 hours
That's fucking impossible

>>86963886
>that's impossible
>comic books

Lemme guess, Iron Man making a suit out of a symbiote is unrealistic?

>>86963878
616 Sunfire is now made of pure energy and happens to look just like the AoA version.

>>86963898
#FinallyWoke

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>>86963915

Stay woke, Apocalypse. #SIXIS

>>86963893
I'm just saying, Poccy could have given them just a little more time, like say 12 hours.

Alright boys try and keep this alive again until I'm off work please
I should be home in like 4~ hours

>>86963756

Is that accurate?

>>86963918
>There have been no casualties
Pretty damn convenient

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Sabretooth copping a cheeky feel there.

>>86963936
Seriously, who the hell are these Bird People? What are they?

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>>86964018

At this point, Remender's including them just to annoy you.

>>86964014
He ain't touching anything he hasn't touched dozens of times before.

>>86964153
So, where's Kristoff?

>>86961378
Hey wait a minute. I thought Old Man Steve was all gung-ho about arresting Tony Stark and the Illuminati.

>>86964176
>>86964198
I like to imagine that Wanda is yelling at Bendis here

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I want to fuck that Young Loki.

>>86964351

>Presenting the Astonish Avengers!

Keep track, folks. Issue six and they're still the best part of this event.

>>86964333
>>86964351
I'm pretty sure that Sam Wilson didn't shrink EVERY hero on Earth.

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I <3 Inverted Carnage.

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Zenpool is also pretty cool.

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R E T C O N I N C O M I N G

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S Y N E R G Y
Y
N
E
R
G
Y

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What the fuck is Kluh just sitting there for? Wasn't he raping and plundering and shit?

>>86964678

>We now interrupt this event with a late-breaking bulletin:

>MAGNETO IS NOT WANDA AND PIETRO'S FATHER! SUCK OUR DICKS FOX!

Not being petty at all there Marvel.

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:)

>>86964739
I remember at the time I thought "oh, well, they must have merchandising plans for them or something."

But no, Wanda is still banned from Marvel cartoons, games, she was even left off Civil War promo art because of the shared rights. And of course Quicksilver turned out to be Fox-exclusive after all.

So it really seems to have been just pure spite with no marketing reason behind it, which sums up the last 2 years of Marvel.

>>86964748
Awwww, how heartwarming!

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:(

So this also retcons avengers vs x-men because hope can only copy mutants powers so how the fuck did she copy wanda's chaos shit?

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This kills the Zenpool

>>86964797
Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver were not born mutants but they have the X-gene and show up as mutants on every mutant-detecting device. They're trans-mutants.

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Press F to Pay Respects

>>86964912
F forever

>>86964768
Has Remender ever said anything about how this retcon was forced on him?

I know it was forced on him because the editors openly said the Wanda/Pietro retcon came down from editorial.

>>86964018
huh ever notice that all the bird people are girls

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>that pose

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The finale of AXIS!

WORLDS WILL LIVE
WORLDS WILL DIE
NOTHING WILL EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN

none of these things are true

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I really wish we saw more of the Inverted Skull. AXIS has fun with it's premise, but honestly I feel like it could have been explored more thoroughly if it didn't have to be a stupid event comic.

>>86964912

F

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:)

>>86962519
Diamonds.

>>86963243
>>86963263
A reminder the xmen are total sheep and would do any thing if their chosen leaders told them to do it

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So, does this imply that Evan is such a Good Boy that even his Inverted form is capable of good, OR does it imply that since Inverted Evan is redeemable, Vanilla Evan is corruptible?

>>86964018
The Akkababes

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And Havok was never seen again.

Have they explained how Janet came back?

>>86964678
>>86964739
At least this is easy to fix

>>86966278
>Havok was never seen again.
He was in Bendis's Uncanny X-Memes

>>86965981

Anyone has the potential to be corrupted, just like anyone has the potential to be redeemed. I think that's kind of the moral Remender was shooting for.

>>86964678
>>86964656
>>86964739
At least """volume""" 2 was a really good mini