Good evening owls of /co/,
we back
>>82362728
(properly, we back in 15 minutes, but we are on for tonight)
>>82362728
Hello Storyteller.
Good to have you back. It's been a... trying couple of days.
>thought I'd use those nights off to catch up on the X-Men storytimes
>still almost a week behind
I'm a failure
I think shows like Steven Universe, Adventure Time, Gravity Falls are mediocre in writing, but people's expectations for childrens cartoons are so low, they consider them better than they actually are. But compare these cartoons to a lot of live-action serialized works, children's literature, Disney-Pixar feature films, even shows like Batman: Animated Series or Venture Brothers, the writing is almost amateurish.
Who else feels this way?
>>82359466
Depends on what you consider "good writing".
>>82359466
Most of these have episodes that are 11 minutes long, or otherwise less than half and hour.
Childrens' cartoons are targeted towards children who intrinsically need straightforward storytelling.
You're asking for a paradox.
>>82359466
bro, we're never gonna live in your perfect world where every show on tv is written like a movie, so... fuck u bitch
So something very important is happening on Wed., the final issue of Hellboy in Hell is coming out and it might possibly be the final Hellboy in a "modern" setting. Since it has been about a year and it is a monumental occasion I'm going to redo the Chronological Mignolaverse storytimes from last year to celebrate/mourn the event.
For those unaware of the threads from last year I went through every page of every comic from the Mignolaverse and put them in roughly chronological order.Heres a link to them all in order if you want to read them on your own https://mega.nz/#F!fNZmmC4D!HyV78B7Y0MV-jz2xbFaNfA
>>82359523
Go on story time it
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I gotta fix that paste bin
>>82359132
time for comeuppance
What are you most bummed out to see getting canceled in the upcoming months? Pic related is mine.
Gotham Academy will probably last another year though.
>>82357500
It's contining as Gotham Academy: Next Semester
>>82357565
>>82357540
It's missing in the solicits for June and July, though.
What dose /co/ think of Pups of Liberty.
>didn't even provide a link
look it up.
>>82359581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKdc9429GwM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czm_P3Zo0bM
Hand-drawn educational shorts by a number of industry veterans. Sold so poorly they put it up for free.
Is it online yet?
>>82357200
I doesn't air until later tonight
>>82357233
*it
>>82357233
Air? On what?
Will she be redeemed /co/?
She's nappa so she'll go on to become a famous actor.
>>82356329
That seems to be the theme.
Believe in steven.
>>82356378
kek
/co/ food that you've always wanted to try.
>>82356008
>>82356073
http://www.themarysue.com/diverse-comic-sales-not-readers-fault/
Like with all SJW things, they are blaming the comic companies rather than themselves for not supporting diverse titles.
It's funny how they'll demand diversity, yet have no commitment in supporting titles of that nature, or comics in general. But they'll always be willing to give their two cents on subjects they don't take a part in.
>>82354387
>have diversity titles, they sell like shit
>your fault, shitlord
>stop having diversity titles, because they sell like shit
>your fault, shitlord
Where were you when Marvel died from movies and SJWs?
>>82354387
What all sides of the issue fail to take into account is the fact that no one buys comics.
Which do you prefer? The girl with class or the girl with ass?
ass girl will be more down to earth and lower maintenance
plus she's street smart and can keep me out of trouble while hooking me up
>>82353991
It doesn't matter
girls never talk to me
Now that it has been confirmed, what are your hopes for the Netflix Punisher series?
>>82353155
He uses the motherfrankin minigun to frank criminal scum. I am fucking blueballed when DD S2 made it look like he was gonna use it hundreds of ninjas
Barracuda. Jigsaw. The Russian. Microchip.
Frank.
Do you know what this means, /co/?
That we're slowly inching ever closer to death?
>>82352695
we get to watch CGI that aged like milk?
Be the worst house on the block and give out dental floss to trick-or-treaters?
Is there any female character in DC able to resist Dick's charms?
>>82352248
Batwoman
>>82352360
is she still gay?
>>82352248
Superwoman
Whip out those 3-D glasses, /co/, it's time for Sergio Aragonés...in 3-D!
>>82352007
>>82352047
>>82352059