Which Batman movie would be Batman's favorite?
The one where Uma Thurman gives him a BJ
The one where Uma Thurman gives me a BJ
The one where a Horse gives him BJ
Which episode of Looney Tunes is your favorite /co/?
This one called "Duck Amuck" where daffy is being torrmented by the god like powers of the artist. Bugs had a similar plot in one short but i found daffy's funnier
>>83068826
This.
Daffy over bugs any day.
Dumb ruby is third best gem
>>83068187
>Dumb ruby
Isn't that redundant.
>>83068187
dumb steven universe poster
>>83068187
>rubis
What character would you kill off permanently and never bring back?
>pic related
>>83067874
You're a monster
>>83067809
What the fuck was this guy's problem??
>>83067701
Race traitor.
>>83067701
He was drawn too scary to be funny I bet, and so resented other, funny toons!
... I can't believe he fucking killed that adorable shoe and got away with it without consequences. It terrified me every time.
>>83067701
His 2d waifu gained wings and he went autistic
Apologize.
>>83067686
I liked Preacher.
Was it any good?
>>83069223
it was good for a first episode
Obviously going to get a thousand times better as the show progresses
The new Suicide Squad 'Joker' is actually Robin from Batman Vs Superman infected with Joker juice
/discuss
>>83067554
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for some reason i kept thinking joker was in the bvs trailer
>>83067554
But who would infect him with Joker juice? Harley?
Now that the dust has settled, can we agree that Rebirth is a mistake?
>>83067362
It isn't even out yet. Let alone has the "dust settled".
Their new lineup is pretty interesting to me at least, so i'm going to say it's alright.
The only thing I'm concerned about is new 52 Superman but if it's something like the Kal-L theory that will be fine.
Probably helps that I never gave a shit about the Joker or Watchmen though.
It was always a mistake.
Make your predictions for Jared Leto's Joker
>>83066965
There will be three of them.
Alternatively, he'll get raped.
>>83066965
Just might garner as much praise as Batfleck did.
>>83066965
Gordon will demand that Batman rapes him.
Why was she so boring?
>>83066892
She has a big nose.
Terrible emotional range and growth.
>>83066892
All her actions where determined by like, 5 different people. It's clearly a metaphor for how creative meddling screws with art.
How much porn does batman have saved in the bat computer? What kind is it?
>>83066747
crime porn
20 tb of BDSM
clown porn
So my cousin knows a guy who knows a friend who has a brother that served Afghanistan and got to meet Tony Stark. So Stark is like crazy loaded but then his convoy gets attacked by some dudes called the Ten Rings because I guess they're really into bling carrying weapons he made.
So my boy Tony almost gets smoked by his own weapons and starts having flashbacks to how awesome he was because he was loaded from being crazy smart and makin' weapons and he got always got all the chicks like this crazy stupid fine reporter from Brown. He's also got an assistant, Pepper, who is also crazy stupid fine and when Brown wakes up she's like "Bitch you better leave now so I can tell people the trash took itself out." So Peps gets Tony to his plane and of course all the stewardesses are crazy stupid fine and everyone drinking sake which you know isn't my taste but I kinda like it with sashimi. Anyway Tony gets to Afghanistan and is like "Yo dawgs come take a look at this bomb ass missile I made" and it like blows up a mountain and Tony's like "Yeah that's how my pops taught me to roll!"
So Tony wakes up from the flashback like "Damn that hurt and why do I have wires stickin' from my chest?" So this guy turns around and goes "Yo dawg you was hella messed up so I hooked a car battery up to your chest to save your life. We met before but you don't remember me so call me Yinsen." So it turns out Yinsen also got kidnapped by the Ten Rings dudes who want the two of them to build Tony's bomb ass missile. SO they play along and Tony's like "Yo dawg check it we gonna make some sweet ass armor and escape." But the lord of the Ring dudes catches on and threatens to kill Yinsen and TOny's like "Naw man please I need an assistant." and Yinsen like "Yeah dawg I got steady hands ask my homie Dr. Strange he knows what's up."
>>83066625
So they finish the armor but they need more time to turn it on so Yinsen distracts them by actin loco like "Yo dawgs I'm escapin' by shootin' the air look over here." So Tony powers up his armor so now he's like a rockem sockem robot and just bats them around but it's too late to save Yinsen so he's all like "You dudes killed my homie prepare to die." So he lights em all on fire and flies off only to crash and he's all like "Damn I'm surprised I survived that fall."
So Tony gets rescues and he goes to Pepper "Yo Peps I've been cravin a burger since the humvee ride stop by Burger King and gather my peeps." So this Agent lookin' guy goes up to Pepper like "Hey girl we need to talk to your dawg Stark about the crazy shit that went down and get his help finding a better name for our spy agency know what I'm sayin?" and meanwhile Tony's like "I almost got smoked by my own weapons so I'mma stop makin' em." and everybody's like "Damn son!"
So Tony's homeboy Obidiah is like "Dude we need your secret chest nightlight." and Tony is all like "Naw man I need to keep this on the downlow." and Obi is all like "Ok lay low and I got your back."
>I've prettied this so you guys won't have to wait for ever
>>83066640
So Tony starts pimpin' out his ride right and in between he has Peps change out his chest nightlight. So after he makes his suit he takes it for a spin and wants to go higher and goes "Hey Jarvis hold my beer and watch this." but Jarvis is like "Dawg you best watch out for ice or you gonna get iced." but Tony goes "Dawg I'm hot enough to melt any ice." Then Tony starts falling but saves himself at the last minute and he's like "Damn I can't believe I survived that fall."
So then Tony makes a new ride and goes "Yo Jarvis paint my new ride red while I party. I'm so gonna be able to pick up chicks in this." So Tony goes out to a party and Coulson is there and he's like "Dude we still needa talk about that crazy shit that went down." and Tony's all like "No prob I'll just have Peps write ya in while I make my moves." So Tony and Peps about to hit it off but when he goes to get her a martini Crazy Stupid Fine reporter chick comes up and goes "I'm on to you with all your crazy stupid weapons in Gulmira." So Tony finds out Obi's been dealin' under the table and Tony's like "Oh it's on now dawg."
So Tony suits up and save Gulmira but he's got to let his homeboy Rhodey know when he gets spotted. Meanwhile Obi meets with the Ring dudes but he's got this thing that paralyzes people kinda like pikachu's thunder wave I prefer poisoning myself but that's more of a playstyle thing. Anyway he takes the scraps of Tony's first suit and has some scientists make his own suit but they're all like "Naw man we can't get the reactor any smaller." and Obi's all like "Damn I need a guy that shrinks hella bad." But Tony sends Peps to spy on Obi but Obi finds out. So now Obi knows that Pepper knows and told Tony so Tony knows.
>>83066653
So Obi uses his thunder wave on Tony to take his chest nightlight to power the suit. So Tony starts dyin' and his robo buddy is like "Yo dawg don't forget you gave Pepper your old nightlight." So Rhodey gets to help Tony and is like "Dude I'mma totally try that silver suit out next time but I gotta wait until my makeover is finished."
So Peps gets Coulson and he's all like "Yo Peps check out this spy stuff." But then Obi turns on his suit and goes after Pepper by breaking out of the ground like a Street Shark. Then Tony shows up but his old nighlight is low on fuel so he's all "Yo Obi I ain't installed the duel disk in my armor yet so we gonna settle this battle bot style." So they start flyin and Tony's all like "Yo dawg you ain't hot enough to melt ice." and they both go falling and Tony's like "Damn I can't believe I survived that fall." So Tony tells Peps "Hey girl I'mma need ya to blow the reactor." But she goes "But that's gonna fry you too." but she blows it anyway.
So after all that Coulson shows up and is like "Dawg that was some crazy shit that went down but since you helped us created a bomb ass name for our spy agency just stick to the cards and we cool." And Tony tries to put the moves on Pepper but she's all like "I'm still waitin' on the martini you promised me." and Tony's like "Damn I knew I forgot something." So Tony's like "Damn the only way I'm gonna score with Pepper is if I admit to being Iron Man. Screw it YO PEEPS I'M IRON MAN DEAL WITH IT!" So the whole crowd is like "Daaaaamn!" except for Crazy Stupid Fine Reporter Chick who is all like "Damn I shoulda locked that down earlier."
So Tony thinks he clear but he comes home and this Samuel L Jackson lookin dude is there with an eyepatch and he's all like "Yo dawg I want to talk to you about this Avengers thing we got goin."
Why was this costume allowed?
>>83065335
looks fine to me
>>83065335
Looks kind of weird. I feel bad for him; he seems uncomfortable in that pic.
If you changed the helmet to one of the others this would still be tolerable, really. Maybe he loos a little too slender in it but the helmet is the main issue.
just finished marathoning rick and morty
what does this mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hcgdepu7zvo
it means
HA HA FUCK YOU, WAIT TILL SEASON 3!!!
I wonder if all Mortys are actually intelligent or this one was an abnormally. Can't really decide which concept I like better
>>83065299
I think it's that some mortys have the potential to become smart, their rick just needs to care enough to try to teach them
Am I the only one who un-ironically likes the Punisher?
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