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Batman! I've just received an urgent message from-- uhh.. The Riddler! It says here... let me see...
>"You have 24 hours to rape The Joker, or else... (um)...
>"or else Gotham City... will explode!"
Boy, he's really laying these clues on thick this time, eh Batman? I think it's clear what you have to do. We're fully prepared to issue a legal pardon on your behalf for this sex crime just so long as you can save our fair city. Godspeed, caped crusader!
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Rape the Joker?
Hmm, this can't possibly mean The Joker, as in, my enemy. The Riddler is never that straightforward. He must be talking about the playing card itself! 'Raping the Joker' is just a way of saying that the number of a playing card is big enough for my penis. Since my batdick is a width of 1 inch, he must be talking about an Ace card.
If the King card is 13, then the Joker must be 14. Combine 14 with the Ace, and you get 15. Add 24 hours to that, which is one day, so 15 plus 1 is 16! This means that The Riddler plans to kill the top 16 poker players. But how?
He'd gather them together somewhere in Gotham City, and use explosives to kill them, and take all of their money!
Where in Gotham City, though, and when? The "um" tells us! It means Under Moon. He plans to do it in the Gotham Observatory, during the next full moon!
Thank you, Gordon, not a moment to lose!
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>>83041591
Fucking kek. This is a forced meme that i originally hated, but its growing on me.
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>>83042676
It's gotten better after it's established itself, and began switching things up.
Sort of like baneposting, but obviously nowhere near that big.
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ITT: post a moment from a show that had you laughing your ass off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6gw5LnKeGU [Embed]
>Minnie trips and falls
>Dramatic music followed by this fucking pose
>Goes to check on her
>"wut hoppen?"
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>>83040992
Oh, fuck me. I forgot about that. Fucking kek
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>>83040992
Also this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq2A-AYw4bE
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Zack Snyder Wanted To RAPE Batman.
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>Everyone says that about "Batman Begins." "Batman's dark." I'm like, "Okay, no, Batman's cool." He gets to go to a Tibetan monastery and be trained by ninjas. Okay? I want to do that. But he doesn't, like, get raped in prison. That could happen in my movie. If you want to talk about dark, that's how that would go.
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Snyder was joking and his point was that the Nolan movies aren't realistic.
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Jesus Christ, I think Snyder is this generation's Hitler and even I'm getting tired of these threads.
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>>83040777
>no where does it say that he wants to rape Batman
Terrible bait OP
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Who's the best comic book gangster? Any good comics about mafia? Why is Joker such a faggot and Penguin is so great?
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People say Hawks invented the genre with Scarface, but Cagney was modernity.
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>>83040426
I remember there being one comic, can't remember its name, about a gangster working for demons (and it was considered blase as fuck), where he could inflict any wound received on anyone who touched him.
And each time he "died" he saw someone he loved in the limbo world. Pretty cool.
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Who's the best husbando from the MCU and why is it the Punisher?
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>>83040234
>best husbando
>couldn't even protect his family
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>picture of the jew
>no picture of Jane
Kill yourself.
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Has Punisher got the most redesigned logo of all time?
It changes every 4 months
itt obscure cartoons you remember from your childhood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enAPXuthIzw
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Bibi Blocksberg
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Lavender Castle
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Brambly Hedge
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What the hell is a "Gatubela" anyway? That is so not a real word.
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>>83040214
...it's spanish for "Catwoman." Though I suspect you already knew that.
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>>83040214
So is catwoman getting canceled? This pisses me off
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>>83040424
Ending without being relaunched, debatable whether that should count as "cancellation"
IM NOT LOCKED IN HERE WITH YOU, YOUR LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!!!!
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Does she really say that?
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The absolute madwoman.
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>>83039847
Regardless of who is locked in here with whom, stop farting. It stinks in here.
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What are some of the best runs of all time?
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>>83039655
Not sure if that constitutes a "run" since it was a bunch of different teams.
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>>83039470
Morrison Batman is my number one
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What's Cyclop's favorite kind of pants?JEEEEEAAAAAAANS
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>>83038742
Literally upvoted.
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Who is Cyclop's favorite wrestling interviewer?
mean jeeeaaan okerlund
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>>83038742
Right...
Where's Jean?
Are any of his comics or appearances actually good? I've always loved the movies and wanted to get into the comics but never knew if they were worth reading
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>>83038629
That Chaykin-illustrated series from 5-10 years ago was dope. That's all that comes to mind for me, though
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The anime was good
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>>83038629
i like him in Captain Britain and MI13
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Which one?
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The porno one
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>>83038584
don't be stupid
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>>83038584
Quipsilver based solely on the fact that Slavsilver was in Age Of Ultron
Gisney
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>>83038437
You fucking retard.
It's spelled, "Gisnep".
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Gisnep
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>>83038437
Is that seriously how you write your Gs? Because it's never looked like anything but a D to me.
This movie is so cool. Is there more stuff like it?
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>>83038187
Gandahar and time masters are both by the same director, but niether are as good as fantastic planet imo
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Can't think of anything quite like Fantastic Planet, but there are some films with some good surreal imagery sorta like it has. The Congress comes to mind. Warning though: the first part of it is in live action. When I first watched it I wasn't sure I had the right movie because it took a while to get to the animated part.
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Allegro non Troppo has a little bit of a similar weirdness in some of its segments, and comes from that same era.
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>ywn be put on a dying Big 2 book only to turn it around with fantastic new cast and an engaging story utilizing past and current continiuty and building a vast net of relationships throughout the universe for 50+ issues to critical and financial acclaim
>ywn have long night fights with your editors for the right to not have one of your pet characters killed in an event
>ywn see anyone cospalying an idea of yours
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>>83037978
>any creative team having control of a comic and its storylines for 50+ issues in today's industry
The fact that Johns and Snyder had that long on JL and Batman respectively speaks to just how big of a draw they are as writers to keep the sales consistently high.
For everyone else, you're lucky if you get a full year now.
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>>83037978
>50+ issues
I'd aim for 185
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>>83038164
Why specifically 185?