Not from /co/ here.
Why are superhero comics so fucking crazy hard to get into? There are like a billion series and subseries and crossovers and shit and I can't find a decent guide.
I would like to read current marvel and dc but I have no idea where the fuck to start. I say current and not old shit because I want the nice modern art. Mainly the reason I want to read comics.
>>84957157
Getting into comics is the same as any other media.
Give us an idea of genres or tones you like and we might be able to recommend something... then work from there.
>>84957157
>Why are superhero comics so fucking crazy hard to get into?
They're really not, you most likely don't have the time or passion. I got into capes when I was young and looking back on it, it wasn't a chore it just came naturally, because I enjoyed them. Keep in mind i'm talking about Marvel. I try to get into DC with only knowing little things about the universe, and I can't because it's over bearing. Not saying Marvel is better than DC, I just got into Marvel at a younger age, and if this was vice versa, I wouldn't care about Marvel either.
Basically you gotta get into it because you care, not because you're wanting to be on the band wagon.
>>84957157
>There are like a billion series and subseries and crossovers and shit and I can't find a decent guide.
Start off small. With a street level hero. Work your way up.
Personally I use to read wiki articles until I got the gist of the world, then it evolved there, but you're not going to want to do that.
He's gone, lads...
Damn.
literally who
>>84957148
>britcuck characters
Like we give a shit
I don't ship them. I don't want them to be in a romantic relationship. I just want them both to be happy.
I want them to overcome their problems and be friends. Is that so much to ask?
Jasper doesn't seem capable of anything close to emotional stability. None of the quartzes do, really.
>>84957137
>I want them to overcome their problems and be friends. Is that so much to ask?
That's probably what will happen but they'll never fuse again.
>>84957137
I'd rather this pair with the potential for angry sex than Lapis being shipping with a literal child autistic green gem.
In some beautiful alternate universe, we could have gotten this as our Superman.
>>84957115
>no twirl
>>84957115
>amputee Supes
Make the bulge bigger and make sure the penis shape is in tact
Why is katana showing up in shit now all of a sudden? She really isn't a major player in the comics by any stretch of the imagination.
Is it just because she has a vagina, isn't white, and they can stick her in the background?
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>>84957112
Gee why would they use a hot Asian woman to push a movie aimed at geeks?
>>84957126
Like she is in the DC super girls thing to and showed up in the green arrow show
Does Rigby have a good dad?
>>84956983
not really
don was always his favorite son.
>>84957490
I don't think it's wrong to have a favorite son. Especially when your other son is such a fuckup
>>84957490
In his defense, it is hard to not have him as your favorite son.
Whatever happened to the cinematography in MCU? All the movies since Avengers looked like uninspired TV episodes. Even TASM movies had more style.
>Thor 2
>GoTG
>Ant-Man
>Iron Man 3
>Age of Cucktron
>>84957118
>Iron Man 3
>Ant-man
>cinematography
>>84956969
Who cares about cinematography? It's a dumb /tv/ meme that arbitrary decided if something looks good or not
Has the Joker ever been reformed? No "I was just pretending!" twist at the end, like genuinely become a good person for more than an issue?
He's the go-to example of why the no-kill rule doesn't work, and one of the biggest arguments for the no-kill rule is eliminating the chance of rehabilitation. Has anyone ever put 2 and 2 together and tackled that angle?
Or is Scott Snyder's preconditional Forest Gump shit the closest we've got?
>>84956901
>Has the Joker ever been reformed? No "I was just pretending!" twist at the end, like genuinely become a good person for more than an issue?
Yes, they just finished up an arc like that recently I think.
>>84956901
Why doesn't ANYBODY ELSE kill the Joker?
Why doesn't the government execute him for terrorism?
Why isn't he murdered in containment? Why is there not a single revenge-minded security guard at Arkham willing to stage an "accident"?
Why should it be Batman's, and only his, responsibility to kill the Joker?
>>84956901
A few continuities ago, he got plastic surgery and attempted to become a heterosexual normalfag once when he (mistakenly) believed he had killed Batman. However, he basically had the same problem as Black Manta; immediately upon hearing (or, seeing in a newspaper) that his nemesis was alive again, even against his now-functioning conscience, he relapsed straight back into the status quo again and never looked back.
His insanity is more or less totally dependent on their mutual existence. He'd never take Batman up on his possibility of reforming, unless Batman would cease to exist along with him.
A new episode premieres today. I'm not sure if /co/ cares about it. I still find these jaquins annoying.
Little sister is the cutest.
Big sis is the sexiest.
>>84956750
I think you mean Zuzo for both of those. But he has been MIA since the premiere. Not in the second or third episode at all.
Post the biggest comic teases ever thread
>>84956470
That's not a cock tease if there's nothing. The point is, he's made of smoke. Which is shown in the next panel.
>>84956601
He's not made of smoke. He can turn into it, but he still has a physical body.
Literally perfect
Better laugh than Chris Evans
>>84956283
Fucking Bateman Joker, christ alive.
Just make him a dapper comedian with a dramatic flair, not Knifefuck MacShitLaugh.
Already iconic
does anyone else here unironically watch videos for young children etc? I find them to be actually extremely soothing especially when I am stressed out
>>84956270
Then you might actually have autism.
>>84956305
this isn't a meme though there are always such peaceful and smooth visuals that just have a way of making you feel nice
OP, look into infantilism/adult babies.
You might enjoy the life of an adult baby more.
ITT: shows only you watched
I think it's safe to say you aren't.
>>84956132
are you stupid?
>>84956132
Gigantor/Tetsujin28 introduced the Mecha genre but Mazinger refined it
> Pretty much everyone working on the show admits it's shit
> But the kiddies love it so much that it becomes more profitable than SpongeBob
> This causes the network to worship it
How will the madness end?
I don't care what people think of the show. It's fun and I enjoy watching it. Don't like it? Then watch something else.
>>84956019
> Don't like, don't watch
>>>/out/
>>84956000
>Pretty much everyone working on the show admits it's shit
I really doubt this is actually true. And networks don't give a shit about some butthurt adult nerds posting on an anonymous forum about a children's cartoon.
But you already know that and will continue to shitpost about this until the end of time anyway because you're obsessed with your own opinion.
Can anyone defeat him?
A hungry Afro-American could.
Judge Bread could
>>84955961
Pebble Shoe Ed
Dual-Fish-Wielding Rolf