Go on, ask away. I've been autistically studying Steve Jobs for 2 years now.
Give me all your /biz/ questions about the man who turned Apple around into the highest market-cap company ever and managed to successfully IPO a cartoon studio on the back of one film they didn't own the rights to.
>No, I don't own any Apple products
Did he actually die from AIDS?
Why did he cannibalize Next to get back into Apple?
why does the apple logo have a bite in it? does it represent something?
why not a full apple?
I think we need a coin that helps particle physics.
Let's call it "Cerncoin" (CRN) for now.
It combines all the processing power of all devices connected to the same blockchain and does amazing calculations on particle behavior. This couldn't be done without a blockchain.
I give you this revolutionizing idea for free. You're welcome.
>>2764768
I saw this dude on Christiania not long ago.
Hes fucking weird.
Can I control the LHC with it? Kind of like Golem's Brass?
>>2764772
Krauss seems the type of person who sniffs his own farts, enlighted by his own intelligence.
What kind of things do you do with your money that you would be ashamed to tell other people?
I hire cheap hookers once a week to either my apartment or my car and then I pump them full of my seed while playing, "Big Spender" on the stereo. Most of them don't mind and find it amusing and one actually came hard from it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leqHnUM64HU
>>2764721
Why do you look for any excuse to bring up this fantasy of yours?
>>2764721
>What kind of things do you do with your money that you would be ashamed to tell other people?
Buying Ethereum.
>>2764721
I can never seem to get any hookers to show up. Every time I call and give location they just flake.
Today is the day. Today will moon!
>>2764704
First episode of Bull Market Season 3
'No'
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if you buy like 60% of a company can you make yourself CEO
Nice, just bought 60%
no way
>>2764672
kek'ed
why is everything green again?
>>2764631
the cyclical nature of all markets.
fuck man, every time i see a sea of red 20-30 percent everything down i say, some of these are going to be back up 20-30 percent tomorrow which ones? but i never fucking buy. quick 20 percent in 2 days of trading would be fucking killer
>>2764637
i know that feel
i missed out on vertcoin
How does /biz/ force themselves out of bed in the morning before going to work or college? Alarms or sleeping earlier never work for me.
>>2764623
I've conditioned myself to wake up 2 minute before the alarm no matter what time I set it. It's kinda amazing actually.
get a job or class schedule that requires you to come in later in the day.
Dont set an alarm at all.
Your body will know there is no safetey net.
Other tips:
Drink lots of water before going to bed (wake by needing to pee in morning).
Dont blind the windows. Let the sun wake you naturally in the morning.
Do you remember me? I am probably the biggest whale in Numerai. I made over one million dollars selling most of my stash at an average price of $120. Right now? Well, how do you feel about $5 NMR? I find you datascientists to be an appalling and arrogant bunch of subhuman insects. I already made my money, and now my sole intention with my extra money is to ensure that none of you will make a dime off this. Why would I do this? Because this, in its own way, is my dataset. You are my dataset, and in my calculation, you are about to lose it all.
poorly drawn NMR.png
>>2764573
wtf? you been watching too much anime senpai.
>You are my dataset, and in my calculation, you are about to lose it all.
Look at this goofy ass speech
this is some gay ass larping right here
>he put his life savings into an unregulated digital currency you can't even buy anything with because an anonymous anime image board told him too
>he put his life savings
>you can't buy anything
the money exists though
>and he made thousands of dollars doing fucking nothing
you missed the most hilarious part in my opinion op
>>2764565
nocoiners are really a sad bunch of people
>transfer my shit to gemini
>they wire me fiat to my bank account
now fuck off to where you came from
Expline this^^^
wtf i hate litecoin now
>>2764593
then send some
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>>2764554
Bitcoin is a piece of shit by all measures. The only, I repeat, the only reason it is worth anything is because of name recognition.
Litecoin was the first bitcoin clone and is still the most popular, it has resilience based on name recognition alone. Coupled with the fact that Coinbase and more sites are starting to accept Litecoin as on par with Bitcoin.
would you buy wojack stickers If I made them?
>>2764490
Nice! Just bought 100k
Yes if u paid me first
can I pay you with bitbeans?
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE BAGS??
I BOUGHT SO LOW BUT IT'S DROPPED A_N_O_T_H_E_R 50%
Sell before it drops another 50
You're stuck until next time, kid. Next time don't trick yourself into thinking you can call the bottom.
>>2764482
what kind of fucking retard actually buys this coin.
Even the people shilling it were only calling it a pump and dump
How did you turn your life around during bad times?
I am in a bad place right now and I would like to see how people manage to escape their cycle of pain and failure and what brought them to that point to begin with.
Blocked all my internet friends and dedicated my life to studying. Went from hs dropout to college grad making six figures.
>>2764505
GOOD FOR YOU.I did the same but I only make about 600 euros a month,part of being eastern european I guess
>>2764475
i haven't made it yet but here is my strategy
>be honest to self
>set goals
>work hard
>discipline
screencap this and i'll let you know when i've got my lambo.
>45 year old coworker with 3 children happily announces he leased a new 2017 hyundai
>Everyone is happy for him
>Im laughing at his stupid decision
Who is in the wrong and who is in the right financialy?
Grow up.
>>2764460
Is leasing cars a burger thing? I know literally nobody who does it it seems so fucking dumb
>>2764460
>happy father of 3 kids
>have good family
>stable job
>new car
vs
>forever alone anon
Hmmmm, let me think.
BITCOIN Q AND A - LAST AND NEW Q`S:
1. SCALING "DRAMMA".
YOU WILL GET BITCOIN CLASSIC (REPLACE GOLD) AND BITCOIN MODERN (REPLACE DOLLAR).
DOUBLE MONEY FOR BITCOIN HOLDERS.
2. THIS https://bitinfocharts.com/comparison/bitcoin-transactions.html DATA SHOW LOWERING.
EXCHANGERS MAKE BIG (IN BYTES) TRANSACTIONS FOR PAY LESS FEE, EXCHANGERS PAY MANY PEOPLE IN ONE TRANSACTION.
WITH FIXED MAX BLOCK SIZE IT GIVES LESS TRANSACTIONS, BUT IS SERVES MORE PEOPLE.
3. WHY SO HI PRICE?
READ THIS: https://pastebin.com/ZUxTmR99
I appreciate your info bitcoine man, but I don't trust them links...
Buy or sell?
Fuck it, I clicked on it. Totally worth the risk.
TYPICAL PROBLEM FOR BILLIONER: TO BUY APARTMENT FOR 15 YEARS ASIAN GIRLFREND
FOR EXAMPLE YOU - BILL GATES
YOU HAVE MONEY IN THE BANK
YOU CAN NOT DO ANYTHING WITH THIS MONEY, YOU CAN NOT TAKE TONS OF CASH. GOLD IS VISIBLE ON METAL DETECTORS AT THE AIRPORT
BEFORE PAYING SERIOUS MONEY, YOU NEED TO RECEIVE THE APPOINTMENT PERMISSION AND PAY THE TAXES
AND IF JOURNALISTS SEE WILL BE THE SCANDAL
WITH BITCOIN THERE IS NO PROBLEM
WITH BITCOIN ONLY PROBLEM IS BITCOIN LOW PRICE AND LOW BITCOIN AMOUNT IN INTERGENERAL ARBITRATION
>>2764459
You are fucking dead cunt. You will have some visitors in an hour.
Goodbye.