Name a band whose songs all sound the same
>>714237409
boston
>>714237409
Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac
>>714237409
every rapper
every female pop singer
every song ever played on popular radio stations
Wwyd pt. 2
Wwyd?
>>714240863
I'd hit that with the might of Thor's hammer, splitting her in two. Then I'd fuck the remnants.
Pics you shouldn't share thread. Who likes my wife?
>>714240438
Mmmm
>>714240438
>>714240534
Would you fuck and cum in her pussy?
>>714240936
Yessss
Name a better comedian. I'll wait
Amy Schumer
Adolf Hitler
>>714240014
Bill Burr.
celeb thread
>>714244569
I would fuck this Irish girl
>be 19 year old virgin
>have shit life anyway but being a virgin makes it even shitter
>resort to using a dating site
>thisismylastresort.jpeg
>get a few conversations and eventually get a date
>she does agree but she says she's busy and she'll message me back when she's free
>wait months like an autist
>give up on her with disbelief that this happened but keep trying anyway
>three years have passed and I'm still unsuccessful
>the same thing where a date is agreed but nothing happens happened twice more, the second time she was talking with me for months
>decide to message one more girl and if that doesn't work I give up
>the next day she has actually replied
>get talking
>we have so much in common and she really seems to like me, even laughed at a shit joke I made
>thisisit.png
>same thing happens again
>log on to dating site one more time
>11/10 qtπ has shown interest in me
>needed to search her name on facebook to make sure she was legit
>sheexists.gif
>she loves animals and we start talking about animals she seems really into it
>I then tell her that lobsters and horseshoe crabs have blue blood
>no response
>I wait a few days
>still no response
>message her again and she didn't even read my message
>I figured she must have searched it and found pic related, then with her simple female brain must have come to the conclusion that I am part of this
enough.jpeg
Inveniam viam.png
>decide I'm going to catfish her then when we meet in person I explain to her that it was all just a misunderstanding
>"but anon, she's just a girl you met on a dating site."
>Exactly. The fact I'm even fucking up on dating sites is why I've had enough
>I need pictures of attractive males, preferably from facebook and preferably with multiple images of the same guy so I can create a fake account
Do this and if the date goes shit I'll post another greentext story about it so you can all laugh at me
Ones like this
go on
>>714235516
bump
No R34 in like 3 hours, wtf?
Yea please
bumparo
Do you think my boobs are pretty? My ex didn't touch them much so i got a little self conscious. Also kinda hate my nipples.
Not that big, but not a hydraulically pressed chest.
>>714242876
Timestamp or gtfo
i dont care about ur boobs but if u were my gf i would lick ur anus at least 4 hours a day
Waifu claiming thread
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>Another optional rule that no one will notice
カラミチーマス
>>714242245
But all rules are optional :^)
continuation from >>714226267
dress/skirt thread
>>714239429
love you anon, post them all
>>714239429
tall bitch with the thighs my nigga
>>714239566
Giving away Sanctum on steam to whoever rolls trips first with steam profile in it.
Go!
Wow, sanctum sucks, but.....
http://steamcommunity.com/id/YashDieress/
Roll
>not even sanctum 2
Just let the coupon expire
>>714243073
http://steamcommunity.com/id/NYPD199
Drawthread: AWAKEN, MY DRAWFAGS Edition
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/r/ a drawing of a Salazzle (and an optional male Salandit) diapered please. If the diapered male Salandit is included, have him being "teased" by the Salazzle
Can you tweak this so that it shows the cum leaking out from the creampie? And also so that Phox's counter is ticking up just like the wolf guys' is?
fug me
>>714239343
>>714239420
I find the lack of joystick disturbing
Sup virgins,
How does it feel to know that I have sex with more women in a week than any of you virgins will in your lifetime?
...really?
Or is this the thing where you translate "women" into "feminine penis" again, you faggot?
>>714237066
u jelly, virgin?
u look like u can fit a lot of things in ur ass
Show us the butt stuff assman
Big tits thread