Waifu claiming thread Rules: >Claim your Waifu/Husbando

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カラミチーマス

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>>714242245
But all rules are optional :^)

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Sameji claim'd

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Claim

I can't wait to delete this thread kek

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>>714242416
Obviously

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Claimed

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>>714242443

>>714242201

Just in case you actually do.

>>714242443
Unless youre a mod this is impossible because i started the thread.

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A coworker gave me my first kiss today :o

>>714242617
Really? Was she cute

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I fucking hate myself.
Claimed.

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https://youtu.be/jaVXdzbU9xU

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>>714242443
>this much time and effort spent saving images and the OP
You belong here. Just embrace it already.

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>>714242617
Exciting :D

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>>714242617
I thought you quit

>>714242617
doki doki suru.

>>714242754
I did we just met up for scones :o
>>714242702
More like scary ;-;
>>714242656
She was pretty cute and very friendly, she was just being silly

>>714243061
Did you kiss back?

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>>714243061
how'd it go buddy?

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>>714242617
yeah guys I was imagining this girl I stalk kissing me today it was so cool, she's totally into my Japanese cartoon obsession

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>>714243065

>trying this hard.

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>Mfw these threads are actually a lot slower and dying faster since I started coming here

>>714243148
I mean thats how i met my wife
>he doesnt know about all the prime ass at anime expo/comicon

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Claimu!
>>714242617
Congrats.

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still here

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>>714242322
-snuggles-

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>>714243212
>a lot slower
>dying faster

Which one is it beta cuck? Which one is it?

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>>714242691
https://youtu.be/yAc4AqRDS4E
>>714243212
You missed a 12 hour thread.

>Rory-sama

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>>714243234
>he doesn't know about all the smelly neckbeards at those virginity protection conventions
>he doesn't know that those girls are paid to attend in order to attract desperate virgins like waifu claimers
My sides are literally in orbit

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>>714243212
Tfw the only way you can know this for certain is to spend literally every waking moment on 4chan ITT.

>>714243383
The threads are getting less traffic, therefore they are slower, making them die faster. You ugly fat fucks try to use intelligence as your only redeemable quality yet youre dumb as fuck

>>714243410
You cant actually be this autistic can you?

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>>714243410

Well by that logic, your girlfriend must be filthy rich

>>714243574
Idk I'm the one with an actual gf instead of a cartoon character Kek

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>>714243378
*snuggle*

>>714243663
And im the one with a wife and a waifu.

>>714243574
He did just down 7 Buds. Hes fucking waaaaaaasted as

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Well.
I'm off to sleep.

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>>714243378
What's the drill for?

>>714243115
Well yeah ya dingus :o
>>714243136
It went well and I feel funny but good
>>714243148
who is this?
>>714243242
congrats on having the cutest waifu!
>>714243378
UwU
>>714243751
Good night

>>714243751
Night chen

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>>714243246
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>>714242540
Such a good crowd as usual

Gonna read some and then bed in two hours or so.

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>>714243520

Well see, if you had specified... y'know what? I take that back. That would've been too much for your feeble mind.

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>>714243751
Sleep well

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>>714243738
This is what I've drank since Saturday. Try harder
>>714243721
Yeah. I believe you

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>>714243242
That's actually mine.

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>>714243814
Hi Misaki

>>714243900
>1.5 cases since Saturday
Ive been through a phase where I drank a case a night for a year. Get good.

>>714243900
>trying this hard to impress people on the internet
>try harder
wuht

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>>714243900
>drinking beer
>acting like it is an accomplishment to drink a lot
I don't see any vodka bottles

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>>714242540
These motherfuckers are ase gay and fucking just weird as possible. if i had to guess ide say these threads contain the highest rate of morbidly obese faggots on b.

furthermore, ide go so far as saying that if you
picked one random poster from almost any
thread on /b/ (excluding traps and shit, thats
also literally gay as fuck) and got him to fight a
random waifu thread poster (excluding people
roasting them) the average random guy would
win atleast 8/10 times. just because:

>A) sometimes being 700 pounds helps win if you fall in the right direction,
>B) he might bring his katana set. which may actually be more dangerous for himself.
>C) the randomly picked other thread poster was a waifu guy normally but he was posting in a different thread for some reason

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>>714244014
>trying this hard to defend your community of sweaty man children who have never seen a vagina and role play as anime characters
Can't stop laughing. Go ahead, give me those replies

>>714243800
Youd be surprised how many autists dont kiss back

>>714243234
all the fat ass. and women paid to attend
fucking kek as fuck

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>>714244140
>>714244141

>trying this hard

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>>714243814
Hey Misaki. All set for tomorrow?

>>714243932
How's your evening Yui?

>>714244141
>sweaty man children
>basing your worth on how many reply to you

go home eyebrow fag, you're drunk

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>>714243800
That she is without a doubt!

How are you Konata?
>>714243924
It feels like your waiting for me to show up so you can say that.

But the answer will forever be that you're a liar!

>>714244236
She probably would have bullied me so I had to :o

>>714244287
You should try going instead of making false claims based in ignorance

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>>714244140
I dont own any swords, though I can get one made.
Im severely underweight and have posted my face several times
Ive been in a few fights. Won against bigger people.

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>>714244318
He replied

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>>714244320
I actually posted last thread where you weren't here.

>>714243574
>You cant actually be this autistic can you?
comming from a fucking NEET autistic fat fucking cartoon wife claiming weirdo faggot. i cant beleive i have to use so many words to describe your level of faggotry.
its over 9000 thats for fucking sure

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>>714244425

So did you.

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>>714244305
Sleepy and cozy, how about yours?

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>>714243814
ok cool

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>>714244425
You seem like a regular here, even if you're not claiming a waifu.
This place is much more fun than I thought.

>>714244320
I'm good, I don't have the time I would like to be on thread more but I'm trying cuz I love you all :o

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>>714244557
I love you too klonata
>

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>>714244473
>getting this mad.
>being this unoriginal
>using that stale 2005 Internet meme

Yeah, he's fucking wasted. Can't say it did much to make things worse.

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MINE, FUCK OFF

>>714244717
I love you too mugi :o

>>714244804
>yui

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>>714244465
Ah, felt so sudden, didn't expect you to show up so soon.

Wait by that you mean you posted in the last thread or made it?
>>714244557
Aww, well do what you can but don't let us get in the way.

>>714244744
It's 2 of us at this point/. I know you've deluded yourself into believing these threads aren't cringe worthy but there's more than one big bad bully that hates this cancer

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Ask a real life dogfucker anything!

>>714244014
no wonder youre such a fat no life fuck.

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>>714245059

I find that hard to believe. But then again, it's not as if someone on the Internet can go and make shit up.

You don't have a lot of friends. Do you?

>>714244933
It was a meme silly :o
>>714244973
I enjoy it

Plans for the holiday?

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>>714243932
>>714244305
Hey lads

Managed to pull through with a 90% on the final in Geography. So a 82% average for the semester. Praise the good Lord, no joke.

Gonna work out tomorrow and then study like hell for history and then the math exam Wednesday. I just hope I do as well on history and math as I did on the geo exam. I *pray* I do as well. Thanks for helping me through this lads. It'll be over soon.

>>714244382
100 percent acurate from keen observation. faggot

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>>714244498
More or less the same. Cold rainy weather always makes for a good evening to relax.

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>>714245336
Forgot pic. Not only do I have more friends than you, but I have more sex than you and my girlfriend isn't a pillow/ cartoon character

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>>714245290
no u

>>714245509
I have more sex than you and my girlfriends are also not cartoon characters.

>>714245387
God I fucking hate rain. Muggy and sticky. Snow all the way.

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>>714244973
Just posted in it. Toward the middle/end.

But anyway, Nui's mine.

>>714244419
>severely underweight
>Ive been in a few fights. Won against bigger people
I dont beleive you, unless the bigger people were fucking stunned as fuck retards who couldnt comprehend what was happening to them
and severly underweight is almost as sad and pathetic and gross for a man as being fucking obese. youre a waste of life. go fuck a cartoon for japanese children.

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>almost

Iris claimed

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>>714245509

I'm sure that one friend is a good friend. And I bet you and your hand are gonna do just fine.

Seriously you might as well leave, I think the other guy quit. So go follow his example.

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>>714245830
>he's a virgin who tells other virgins he's married to a cartoon character who isn't real and therefore can't reject him
You do realize your cartoon wives would get there boyfriends/dads to beat your ass if your creepy fat ass got next to them right?

>>714244382
man. i just watched a video of it. theres a few women who like anime cuz its "cute, they would 100 percent think this was weird and gay as shit and 100 percent think all you fucks were dicusting and pathetic as fuck."

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>>714245364
Ah, well nice to hear.

And not really besides what happens every Christmas, yourself?
>>714245663
Nonsense, you lie as always!

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>>714245387
Agree all the way, nothing like a warm blanket and some comfy animu

>>714245373
That's really good! A 90? Wew. You are almost through with it!

>>714245364
im not enough of a memer yet to understand your top tier maymays

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>>714245754
Why are you agitating everyonen dude. Just chill out smoke up blaze et

>>714246019
Helo again buddy wats up

>>714245983
Forgot to add *if they were real

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>>714245373
>>714245373
If I knew you were studying for Geography I would have offered up some help. It's an interest of mine. Glad to hear it went well though.

Friendly reminder to not overdo it tomorrow, especially with studying up for math. The night/morning exam schedule would only magnify any burnout or brain drain from cramming.

>>714245623
I don't mind cold rain, warm rain is more the norm here and that crap does suck. More so afterwards when the sun comes back out and turns things into a sauna.

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>>714245983

Finally, I didn't think you had the balls to acknowledge me. You probably don't. Hell, I think you're pissing yourself right now.

So go ahead and ignore this post. Prove I'm the alpha male.

Do it beta cuck.

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>>714245983
pretty sure your gfs dad would do the same if he saw you and your eyebrows

>>714244744
its a dbz meme which is relevant because thats the one of the only anime shows i can tolerate, just for the nostalgia in short bursts.
and im not angry. im just so fucking disgusted that i have to look at you fucking peices of shit on my b and youre so autistic you think youre actually deserving of life.

>>714246068
You'll get there one day

First you need to learn the difference between my memes and my shitposting :o
>>714246019
Not much, just trying to figure out what to get my parents for their gifts