Sup virgins, How does it feel to know that I have sex with more

...really?

Or is this the thing where you translate "women" into "feminine penis" again, you faggot?

>>714237066
u jelly, virgin?

u look like u can fit a lot of things in ur ass
Show us the butt stuff assman

Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaahhaaha

>>714236326
>sex with more women in a week
thats just gonna get you diseases

>>714237805
Are you speaking from experience?

Im sure you can fit two Tyrones in your ass.

Sad that this bung eyed douche is the kinda guy you find attractive and think would get laid a lot.

I have no problem with you being gay OP, but get better taste. This guy's a mong.

>>714237867
>thinks that having sex automatically gives you diseases

found the virgin

>>714237957
You're the one thats drawing attention to the guy, gay boy.

Shit! You are right you are the terror of gays!! Go for them! Thise fucking virgin gays!! Has to be pleased by you!! Gay boss!!

>>714237955
Idk sounds like a challenge to me.
Show us the butt stuff assman

>>714238183
I think your father has been putting his cock in your ass too much, if you know what I mean.

>>714238187
Why are you so fascinated by my ass?

Makes me wonder.

>>714236326
>More "women" in a week than you virgins in your lifetime
Kek'd

>>714238034
Found the idiot who thinks that STD's don't exist.

>>714238598
Bc ur an assman & ur gay ass piercings and dumb fuckin hat tell me that if u even managed to get a girl that you'd only want to fuck her ass and flutter ur faggot ass lashes closed and pretend it's a boy
So like
Show us the butt stuff assman
Just wanna see the butt full of stuff!

>>714238176
I'm rubber, you're covered in man goo.

>>714239029
You find being a virgin funny?

feelsbad man

>>714239067
Keep convincing yourself that, virgin.

I fucked more weeks in a women than you ever lifed in a time than you did

>>714239261
Oh big boy, wearing the big boy pants.

Hey virgin, post a pic of yourself so we can see what a permavirgin looks like.

>>714236326
your ears are disgusting, actually your whole face is.

>>714239559
What so u can think about me when you're pounding ass? How sweet assman, I love u too.....

>>714236326
I bet youd beat all the kids you'll end up having

>>714236326

Pics or it didn't happen.
Also what is it like to have syphilis?

>>714236326
Based upon the fact that you are adressing virgins, "more women in a week than any of you virgins will in your lifetime", this basically means... one... one woman in a week... that is not really impressive. That is like making fun of a starving person because you found some mouldy bread. Then again, sporting the look you do... I am not surprised.

>>714239642
And yet I get more pussy than you.

Imagine how disgustingly putrid you must be in comparison.

>>714239821
Still on about the ass. Dude, you gay.

Typical weak virgin, couldn't even post a pic of his virgin self, lol.

>>714239950
Whats it like being a virgin?

>>714240088
Learn to read, virgin.

>>714240341
uses the word "putrid" on messages boards ≠ gets laid

>>714240603
Learn to comprehend.

>>714240461
I mean you didn't have to keep the convo going yet here we are. Talkin about ass together. It's like I'm there with you.
What are we, assman? Is this true love?
Show us the butt stuff

>>714236326
Looks like a NASCAR fan fell face-first into grandma's sewing needles

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>>714240618
I envy you virgins. Just thinking of all the time I can save and things I could accomplish If I wasnt banging so many women, sigh.

>>714236326
Fuck you i fucked a tissue box

>>714236326
Just becuse that doll you're using make sounds whenever you stick that neadle you call a dick inside of it, doesn't actually makes it a real girl...

>>714240706
Learn to stick penis in vagina, virgin.

>>714240927
Your weekend pass has been revoked

>>714240927
Spoken like a true closet homo

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>>714240723
pic related, a typical night at your place.

>>714240927
you salute the rank, not the man

>>714240989
Thanks for the top tip.

Now stop fucking the doll.

why do you have bitch piercings all over your untrimmed face. also stop getting your hair cut at the mall you might not need a hat to cover it up

Listen here Trailer Trash, no chick would fuck you even if your dick was made from gold and had crack on it, Becky

>>714238034
lmfao

>>714241163
Did u pull that out of ur fap folder just for me? I can't belive all this flattery, assman. I'm glad to see you can commit to our relationship.

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>>714241445
Hey Becky,

How does it feel to know that Ive had sex with over 1000 women?

>>714241299
Sorry was that a tuchy subject for you?
Hit a bit close to home so to speak

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>>714241542
Be prepared to lick your moms shit off my cock in the morning because Im coming over tonight.

>>714241649
Whete does you get all the nessesary amounts of chloroform from?

>>714241732
Why, you're the one fucking a doll and Im fucking real chicks, lol.

Post pics of the doll.

>>714241649
You Cosby babies with those bottles behind you.

Those aren't women you're having sex with. They're babies you're raping.

Reported.

>>714241891
Where does you get your grammar from?

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>>714241950
'please take a seat over here'

Enjoy your std's and paternity suits.

>>714241833
no one who still makes ur mom jokes gets anywhere near that much pussy, assman
Everyone knows it.

>>714241949
Wow, if you realy are that butthurt maby its time to take that monster-plug out of your ass

>>714242151
Enjoy your life of being a permanent virgin.

>>714242038
I plead the 5:th

>>714236326
Must have a lot of sisters.

>>714242224
Oh, the virgins mad
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Dont worry your mom likes me to consensualy rape her.

>>714236326
still ... you look like shit tho

>>714242493
Hillbillies usually do.

>>714242263
Oi, doll fucker.

Wheres the pics?

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>>714242520
still ...you'll be too much of a beta virgin to post a pic of yourself.

amrite virgin boy?

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>>714236326
Did you actually find anything at Comet today Pizzagate Gunman?

>>714242796
lol nope faggy

>>714241012
So far it worked without a learning workshop...

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>>714242505
>Consensual rape
U dumb as fuck assman

>>714242590
Seriously do you have a doll fetich?
I mean constantly demanding pics of one...

>>714242808
Goddamn thats a strong looking index finger.

>beta as fuck

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>>714243011
u mad, virgin?

>>714243086
I only want to see your fuck doll.

pics of GTFO

>>714243475
your mockery of your fellow virgins makes my 50 foot dick double in density. you will be my human condom tonight, and i hope you've prepared your anus.

>>714243475
Ur le epic meymey sense of humor n ur inability to actually come up with a valid comeback to anything I've been saying gives me depression assman
I'm killing myself bc of u :((

>>714243631
Wowee zowee dickman I'm sure he can't wait!

>>714236326
Rubber girlfriends don't count, you butt ugly mother fucker.

>>714236326
joke is on you I just got chlamydia

>>714243631
Condoms? Pleb.

Real men go bareback.

Prepare uranus because Im going in dry.

>>714236326
Your piercings make you look like a faggot, and apparently you live in a shed, but let's give you the benefit of the doubt.

The average person fucks probably about 50 - 100 women in a lifetime. There are going to be some who only fuck 10-20, some who fuck zero or one, and some who fuck thousands, but let's just be extra conservative in our estimate and call it a lifetime average of 50.

So, by your claim, you fuck at least seven different women per day, and eight on Sundays, minimum.

Yes.

I absolutely believe that you do that.

I also believe that they're attracted to your stupid had, douchey shirt, shitty goatee, and shed-house.

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>>714243670
Yeah, shes mad.

>>714236326
feeling pretty good not having AIDS in my dick

>>714241163
I bet that room smells like pure shit

>>714240088
Yep -- OP boasts that he fucks >0 women per week.

Truly, a god among men.

Even though the pic isn't OP i'll answer the question

Because I have mental illness. If I get her pregnant my child will probably inherit the mental illness which will make the child harder to raise. And while the child is harder to raise than a regular one, I will be a worse parent than a regular one because of my mental illness. And my social retardation will cause communication issues with my wife that will make the relationship worse and then my child will have to grow up around parents that suck at communicating with eachother over basic problems. Drama would probably ensue.

So yeah I can't ever get laid for the rest of my life. The risk of pregnancy isn't worth it. If you get laid even once in your life just remember me and know you've got it better. Now go out there and fuck some women.

>>714243813
Jokes on you, Im not gay.

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>>714243955
Tl;Dr, virgin.

Maybe he just looks at the girl with a kaleidoscope and is like "haha wow babe there's 1000 of you" and then he takes it off and it's his dog

>>714243939
your screaming like an insolent child signifies that you want the anal rape now. it is time to assume the position butt-boy

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>>714244056
found another virgin, lol

>>714244256
ASSMAN CONFIRMED

>>714243561
Asking for doll pics again i see ;)

Start up by prove the existence of that "girl" of yours first, then someone on this \thread might be willimg to find a pic for you.

Dont forget the time-stamp

>>714244256
You have the grammar of a child sex offender.

>>714236326
well you're blue eyed and have a proper, balanced
facial structure. So i'm glad.

that being said you could probably get some
better quality gash taking that jewelry shit out of your face.

godspeed anon

>>714236326
I got married at 20. Been married for nearly 23 years. Wife is high-level traditional. I don't even have to ask for sex; she gives it just by looking at me if need it! More than twice a day sometimes. Several times at family parties or even at Church. Many kids from her.

And the best part; she's the first girl I dated; and I'm her first boyfriend, too! Dated exclusively for 5 years then married. We were both virgins. No affairs.

I'm 6'9", she's 5"4'. Tight as can be!

No pics for you - she's all MINE!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Code black!
Kissless Virgin wannabe alpha no. 8363926 has escaped confinement!

>>714244108
Not OP.
Yeah you can use that as a great excuse, or get over your shit and get on with life.
Fag.

>>714244485
you are not a child but an ugly overweight man. it is your duty to please my barrel cock and if i have to wait any longer i'm will initiate the anal rape on my own accord

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>>714244501
feels sad man knowing that you've only experienced fucking a single pussy.

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>>714244587
Is that what you say to all the school kids?

>>714244501
(Not op)
Reading this made my dick fall off
Have fun with your "wife" creep

>>714244395
Why dont you want to post pics of your fuck doll?

I'll even give you time to go clean the cheetohs and mountain dew off her.

>>714244708
"M-Maybe if I put papa franku memes it'll make me seem
More sophisticated like a true memer desu!!"
Ok assman

>>714244708
Ha! No risk of disease. No risk of craziness. No illegitimate children.

I still make her bleed like virgin if we wait a couple days.

And the best part; my seed ain't spoiled. She gets it all. She knows where I've been, and know who's been in her - only me!

I gave her everything that is me, and she gave me her all!

I feel sorry for you, wasting your time and seed on women who can't fully love you.