Do you think my boobs are pretty? My ex didn't touch them

Not that big, but not a hydraulically pressed chest.

>>714242876
Timestamp or gtfo

i dont care about ur boobs but if u were my gf i would lick ur anus at least 4 hours a day

>>714243091

>>714242876
nice timestamp bro

>>714242876
they are nice. your ex was an idiot.
let's see some bent over pics.

>>714242876
Yes.

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>>714242876
Timestamp and I'll answer honestly.

>>714242876
they are nice but you are fat so kill yourself

>>714242876
Assuming real: body on its own is a 6, even 7. Maybe even 8 or 9 if paired with a hot face. Now timestamp of fuck off.

>>714242876
As someone who sees a lot of porn and not a lot of real women, they look a little lumpy, you could take up butter churning or something to build up them pecs, or not, it really doesn't matter

timestamp or fuck off cunt

>>714243919
>Assuming real
why would you do that for such obvious bait
sage

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>>714242876

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>>714242876
Timestamp.

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>>714243091

>>714244977
You called him Daddy, didn't you?

>>714242876

i like your boobs. 10/10

>>714244977
=.=

>>714244977
Alright...moar

>>714244977
dubs... seems legit

>>714244977

show pussy please

>>714244977
In b4 shoop

>>714244977
They're actually pretty nice. I'd rate them 8/10 and it's a good rating for a semi-small size

>>714244977
>june 12th

it's december you fucking shitlord

Grade a tits.

>>714244977
i want cum on your boobs

>>714244977
post kik and i will show how hard i get to those tits

>>714245251
i'm from europe

>>714244977
I think they are pretty good personally. Much better than most

9.8/10 his loss. He must be gay. I'd be all over them. Thx for sharing.

>>714244977
I've never been a fan of giant tits, yours are honestly perfect to me. You don't look like the type of girl that needs to feel self conscious at all.

>>714244977
meh

>>714244977
Nice black belt for sucking dick

>>714242876
got kik?

>>714244977
worst fucking photoshop

>>714242876
>>714244977
They look alright, a little small but nothing that most men would have a problem with, your hips are gorgeous though

>>714245233
Tummy: sweet
Hips: kinda curvy
Overall along with the 8/10-tits I'd say 9/10-body. But bootypics required for a final grade

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>>714242876
Give me a time and place I will touch them as much as you want!!!!

>>714244977
They are decent boobs. Just be grateful your nipples arnt pointing to the floor. Your ex probbaly just wasnt a boob man

Maybe he just isnt super into tits im an ass man myself so I can get like that but it doesnt mean your tits are weird or that they didnt turn him on just hed rather stare at your ass your tits are fine there actually pretty nice he just didnt know how to appreciate your whole body let me guess sex was "over" when he came weather you did or didnt also

>>714244977
Decent tits would fondle

>>714244977
beautiful tits.

>>714245233
i'm actually a c cup

>>714245555
Quads

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>>714242876
>>714244977
Your ex was a fag.

>>714244977
SHOW FEET

>>714244977
>>714242876
You're tits are fine. Never get shitty implants either.

You have a big ass? Because that is what matters.

Can we get a side view

they're great
32m

>>714244977
looks good to me. perfect size too.

maybe he was more of an ass guy?

>>714244977
OK, now that you have proven you're real, I can say that your boobs are 8/10. Your ex is a faggot.
Also, nice dubs.

Let's rate everything babe. Show us some mour

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>>714245803
>Never get shitty implants either.
>You have a big ass? Because that is what matters.

>>714245751
All right. Good size. Palmgrasping is good

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>>714245796
>SHOW FEET

>>714245697
he is a boob man... he says he loves giant boobs so mine were kinda meh for him. My ass is great, better than my boobs.

>>714245555
Checked and true that

>>714246036
Pics? :3

>>714244977
ya ex was a fag boy

>>714246036
That's a shame. wanna show us your ass?

>>714244977
It would be cool if you showed ass

REQUEST

pic of ass covered in panties plz

>>714244977
You look a lot like my ex. Perfect.

>>714244977
I see nothing wrong with everything I see there. Those are definitely above average. You are not fat either. I say perfect. Skin and bones girls are gross.

>>714246036
>My ass is great, better than my boobs.
Doubt it. Pussy/Ass shot. fingers in ass.

>>714246036

Proof plz

>>714246036
prove it

but nah, those are pretty optimal tits. great shape, and good nips.

>>714244977
It would be nice if you could take off the panties, so that we can provide an overall assessment

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>>714242876
Your tits look yum. Your ex missed out.

>>714245803

100% totally agree on the first part, even if i prefer tits

>>714242876
>>714244977

Europefag here aswell, and your body reminds me of an ex (which got the same insecurites). Always told her that she was fine and that her body was great.
Telling the same to you.

(Inb4 engrish)

>>714246236
currently wearing granny panties as seen in the pictures

You do look gorgeous. Now that u have /b/s entire attention, redeem us for some bootypics. Alot of faps there be

>>714246482
Then just take them off and send an ass pic please

>>714242876
Is this all we get OP? Just 2 tit shots?

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Your ex was an idiot. Those tits are dabomb.com

>>714246482
take them off and show us what your ex is missing out!

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You guys are all idiots its fuckiing shoop. Theres difference in the noise.

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>>714242876
>>714244977
Nothing at all wrong with 'em, femanon.

>>714246036
>he says he loves giant boobs so mine were kinda meh for him
How big are we talkin' here? Yours are just fine, but if you could do pic related, would you?

>>714246683
good point

OP: need you to write 'spaceniggers' on your body to confirm you're real

>>714246683
Well. We had a good run. Abandon thread

>>714246683
Ah shit you're right

>>714246683
abandon thread!!!

>>714242876
You're just fine anon. I mean yeah you could imagine slightly differences to be more ideal, but that's true for most all boobs. And your nips seem quite nice to me, well above average, and certainly nothing to worry about. Also, remember as you look in the mirror, boobs look different when you're on your back, or swinging when you're on all fours, or from a topdown view when you're giving head, etc., and if a guy's aroused then everything looks better then anyway.

Probably your ex just wasn't that into boobs, or didn't know what to do with em. Next time around, if you do like them played with, nipples sucked on, pinched, bit, whatever, let your partner know. I know I like to oblige any preferences like that, and it becomes a turn-on for me too knowing that I'm pleasing my partner, even if it's something I didn't think about before.

>>714246683
That's what u get when u're horny. U get sloppy. Thanks anon

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me in granny panties

>>714246768
Op is a gay fag.

>>714246977
He sure is

>>714246767
this

>>714246943
Write spaceniggers on ass or get the fuck out you dumb fucking cunt

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>>714246683

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>>714246943
wake up guys it a jape

>>714246943
do this
>>714247120
>>714246767
it's spaceniggers or b8

>>714247120
i cant really write on my ass... but i can write on the paper. its real idk why it looks like it is not

>>714242876
You are beautiful.

op im gonna have to ask you to write spaceniggers on your forehead

>>714247264
What? not good enough to photoshop on an ass?

>>714247264
>i cant really write on my ass.
will accept torso or tits

>>714246943
Any way to get those panties off?

>>714247264
Space niggers or gtfo

Write I suck nigger's cock or b8.

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You guys are dumb as fuck.

>>714242876
well the boobs are fine but the highlight is the plump pussy and general pussy area, so i can see where that would detract attention from the tiddies

>>714247154
you cant have nice things because you ask too much. i just came here for you guys to rate my tits not to write on my ass

>>714246943


Now how about boobs in bra pic plz

>>714242876
>>714242876
Yes
/thread

>>714242876
If you aren't happy with them, you should cut them off and send them to me

>>714244977
Neck choker
10/10

>>714246943
looks nice. can you spread the cheeks for us please.

>>714244977
>6/12/16
>not 12/6/16
Fuck off, commie.

>>714247358
OOOOOH

>>714245251
Cringe

>>714245251
Day and months are inverted in Europe. Note that it's already the 6th there. (Which is a nice way of saying that you are pretty ignorant to be calling somebody else a fucking shitlord because you don't understand international conventions.)

>>714247533
ignore these idiots, just spread the ass cheeks for us

>>714244977
Honestly, your ex was a dick for not realizing what he had was good. Very nice curves

>>714247533
the reason we cant have nice things is because of people who want to feel special and have attention so they will go to any length to get it even if they have to trick others

in short write spaceniggers on your forehead or get the fuck out

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>>714247747
>>714247776

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>>714246943
spread ass cheeks and expose the end of your digestive tract.

>>714244977
i wood def berry my dik in your cooter

>>714247533

You already got my real answer (See >>714246442 )

Just prove this is not bullshit, and my previous statement remain

>>714242876
crave that pussy want to lick the lint in between ur toes yeah

>>714245251
Most places use DD/MM/YY you autist

>>714247533
>you ask too much
all we want is proof you're not some 40 year old obese german mastrabuting as he posts shopped nudes

you want opinions, you prove you are real. spaceniggers is real

>>714242876
I would suck on those for hours

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>>714247533
You got a soggy tits. Awful ass. You're a disgusting big. Disgusting.

>>714247952
What's the matter with you?

>>714248013
Me too. Very nice tits

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>>714247952
i dont really have to prove a thing. i'm not going to write on myself i just took a bath.

>>714248302
Ok it's real pussy?

>>714248302
S U S P I C I A N A R I S E S

>>714248302
real confirmed.

please show me your vagina.
you got kik? kik me at Kerzay

>>714248302
I will accept this
so we have
>nice tits
>nice ass
>nice figure

now we just need your pussy to complete the package and evaluate you

>>714248302
not good enough. put a shoe on your head and then we'll talk.

>>714248302
Pussi pic?

>>714246683
haha stupid moron, how stupid do you feel now you fucking idiot
>>714248302
obviously real you stupit piece of shit

>>714248302
i like that necklace or whatever. show us the pussy please?

>>714248447
you forgot the pooper. we need that to give final confirmation

>>714248302
bitch u hot as fuck. ur ex is gay

>>714248302
Confirmed. Let's see some pussy.

>>714248302
you are beautiful hun, sexy tits. spread your legs and show us that pussy now?

>>714248302
Hot as fuck! Wish I could hear your voice tho

whoah are those boobies!? That not good I cant be on thsi part of the dark web anymore!!!!!! :((((

>>714248447
Yeah i would say my pussy is the real problem. its asymmetrical. Not going to show it sorry.

>>714248792
at least show a picture of your belly button you slut

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>>714248792
>asymmetrical
That has never stopped a /b/tard from loving a pussy.

>>714248302
I don't care about proof, I just find it hot.
Do a nazi salute.

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>>714248302
My honest opinion, is that your body is beautiful. Your breasts are perfect size, no scars, not fake, you tummy is not perfect size, your hips are wide and perfect, and your bottom is big, not TOO big, but just enough. Your neck is tight and slender, I imagine it smells lightly of perfume, your chin is taught and ladylike, your hair is beautiful Auburn. You are gorgeous sweet heart. You really are.

your nipples look like they were drawn by someone who didn't now how to color inside the lines

>>714248302
You're fine
Your tits are fine
Don't worry about anything

>>714248302
Shit, that choker on you gets my dick rock solid. Your tits are a solid 9/10 for me and your nipples look normal asf. Any bare ass pics femanon?

>>714248792
Asymmetric is perfect. Lets see it.

>>714242876
Go strike up a convo with the guy you haven't spoken to in years; one of the very few whom you had great chemistry with, Lauren.

>>714249001
what the fuck is that

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>>714248792
>my pussy is the real problem
Sounds like you have a bad opinion there. Post that pussy shot, OP.

>>714248792
What if we ask really nicely? You think /b/ cares what it looks like, you've gotten mostly positive reviews so far too.

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>>714248792
>going to show it
That's what we want to hear.

>>714249178
>what the fuck is that
A beautiful fat lipped pussy.

>>714248792
hey you're just being overly self conscious like you were about your breasts. and see how everyone loved it. let us decide if your pussy is nice or not, you don't get to judge

>>714248792
what have you got to lose at this point? Either you find out you're worrying needlessly, or you get confirmation you should keep it covered.

you've already started, might as well get the rest of your body evaluated while you're here.

Ok I'll say it OP, all these betas have never seen a naked woman and are getting way too turnerd on to be objective.

Listen: Your boobs look like they sag. Guys like perky boobs. Yours look like two fried eggs hanging from a nail.

As you get older it will get worse. I'm sorry, you lost the genetic lottery.

>>714244977

photoshopped as fuck

>checked

Pfffff time wasting. >>714248792

>>714248792
what's the difference between showing boobs and pussy? why be shy about one but not the other?

i bet any anon here would show you their dick on request even if it's small or odd looking.

>>714249449
Jesus that's a really small depth of field

>>714249804
I mean, I would, but only if it meant she'd post the puss

>>714249804
It's cause it's not really her dumbass

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>>714249616

>>714248302
Pussy is the final test

Yeah boobs too small couldn't even feel good while fucking them

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>>714249178

Show us yur cooter!

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>>714248792
I'm sure it's fine, OP. Although, you could have a pussy like pic related and I'd still like it.

>>714250122
Moar

>>714242876
I'm surprised he touched you at all. Small tits and fat. Unless you do ass to mouth, I'd pass.

>>714250590
Someone, somewhere actually finds that sexier than a real pussy

>>714246943
Wow you do have a great ass, any more?

>>714250773
i'm not even fat wtf
i weight 53kg and im 1.60m

>>714244977
7/10 tits

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>>714250662

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>>714250869
>Someone, somewhere actually finds that sexier than a real pussy
The femanon who drew and colored it for us on >>>/d/ was the first.

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>>714251128

>>714251112
calm down fatty, there's donuts enough for everyone

>>714250773
>Unless you do ass to mouth
And she says nothing about this. >>714251112

>>714251112
stop taking baits and post your pussy, gorgeous

>>714251163
I just don't understand. I like a nice thick pussy, but that's just impractical. It'd be like fucking a chunk of jello, and you'd have to hold onto it like a cocksleeve

>>714242876
They are cute. I'd fondle.

>>714251685
>>714251594
>>714251051
What does it take to make you guys understand that it's not really the girl in the pictures?

>>714251861
Meh. IDK, my BFF Jill?

>>714251861
>What does it take to make you guys understand that it's not really the girl in the pictures?
I timestamped dick shot.
If you mean that OP is fake, I already believe that.

>>714244977
lauren gtfo /b/

You can kik me at Dablume if you want

>>714252316
not lauren

>>714252513
thats exactly what lauren would say.

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>>714252513
Give us that pussy shot, OP.

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>>714251680
Perhaps, but it seems like it'd be kinda fun to fuck your gal with your whole arm...Or your whole body, for that matter. Pic related.

>yfw you'll never get to squeeze your giant girlfriends clit with your hands as she thrusts you, feet first, in and out of her pussy like her own personal dildo

>>714252677
in my country that name doesn't even exist

>>714253178
in my country you don't even exist.

>>714253065
That's something I can get into. And that's an astonishingly well done 3d render

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>>714253831
I know, right? I can't believe how well done it is.

>>714253831
God, I don't understand that. The fucking shower you'd have to take to not smell like cunt...
Just get some Brillo and fucking scrub, man.

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>>714249449
totally looks like a clsoeup of homers simpsons mouth leaning over a donut drooling

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>>714254186
>>714254350
>The fucking shower you'd have to take to not smell like cunt...
It would SO be worth it.

>>714254722
Disagree. I mean, what does it get you? You're gonna jerk off inside her like that, or is that just how submissive you are?

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>>714254722
this sums up the power of pussy on /b/tards in errvday.

Tits or gtf... oh carry on. My bad.

Nice tits but we need some pussy pics

>>714254186
Whoever made that model and the texture really needs to get a job designing somewhere, I mean they even got the texture of the inner labia down.

>>714254350
Eh, I don't think it'd be any more difficult than when you wash your hands after fingering a girl, the smell should come out pretty easy with soap

>>714242876
your boobs are perfectly fine, you dated a faggot

also timestamp or gtfo

>>714255172
she posted like 3? the fuck more timestamp you want?

>>714245776
Or he could get better pussy

>>714255575
>Or he could get better pussy
We won't know because she won't post it.

>>714255575
yup he broke up with me because of another girl. we are fucking now (he's still with her). i hate myself for being so weak

>>714255497
Timestamps that are real and not shooped

>>714255881
>he broke up with me because of
your deformed twat?

>>714244977
I love them. 10/10 would touch and motorboat and lick!

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>>714254898
>You're gonna jerk off inside her like that, or is that just how submissive you are?
Why not both? Although, I like 'em small, too.

>>714254911
Dubs of truth.

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>>714255070
>Whoever made that model and the texture really needs to get a job designing somewhere, I mean they even got the texture of the inner labia down.
Exactly! I really hope they do have that job...I have no idea what the source even is on it.

>>714256172

>>714255881
Damn, didnt mean to be so blunt about it lol

>>714245251
In countries other than the US, the format for date is DD/MM/YYYY

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>>714245251
she is not from the us dumb ass

>>714244977
Nothing wrong with your equipment. Your BF's gay.

>>714246683
Horseshit. That could easily be a consequence of JPG compression. It happens in areas of high contrast. Go ahead, create blank image, save it as a BMP, then as a jpg and compare.

>>714245251
She's not in one of two countries worldwide that write this shit backwards, you turdburglar!

Danica?>>714242876

>>714257724
>write backwards
So, Israel and Japan?

>>714253065
>>714253831
>>714254186
>>714255070
>>714256502
Try asking for source on >>>/d/7105524