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idk how long is it? it's girthy, so that's what matters. I'm average (5.7"), but I have 0 girth and am the opposite of a shower....so small flaccid. I'll never please a woman with it.

looks fine tho

Anonymous 2016-12-16 09:04:53 Post No.715437320
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Anonymous 2016-12-16 09:04:53 Post No.715437320 [Report]

yes kys

Anonymous 2016-12-16 09:08:22 Post No.715437482
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Yeah, you're small as shit bro lmao

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Anonymous 2016-12-16 09:35:57 Post No. 715438830 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS

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Anonymous 2016-12-16 09:39:55 Post No.715439028
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Anonymous 2016-12-16 09:39:55 Post No.715439028 [Report]

I'm awesome but really lonely.

Anonymous 2016-12-16 09:40:55 Post No.715439075
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I post pictures of 4chan threads on 9gag.

Anonymous 2016-12-16 09:41:17 Post No.715439090
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>>715438830
I'm in love with a minor I met on this very board. What do?

Anonymous
2016-12-16 06:37:07 Post No.715427521
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Anonymous 2016-12-16 06:37:07 Post No. 715427521 [Report] [View this topic]

Send your girlfriend's kik to me if you want to see how loyal she is. I dont just send her a dick pic like a loser, I talk to her like a guy hitting on her at a bar would.
Lets see if she'd put out behind your back.

My kik is MattDalem

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Anonymous 2016-12-16 06:44:19 Post No.715428149
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Anonymous 2016-12-16 06:44:19 Post No.715428149 [Report]

got a few girls talking, keep sending me names

Anonymous 2016-12-16 06:52:42 Post No.715428845
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Anonymous 2016-12-16 06:52:42 Post No.715428845 [Report]

>>715427521
bump

Anonymous 2016-12-16 07:04:13 Post No.715429675
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Anonymous 2016-12-16 07:04:13 Post No.715429675 [Report]

Dollhouse0719

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Anonymous 2016-12-16 08:57:33 Post No. 715436908 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT: People you don't understand why everyone hates

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Anonymous 2016-12-16 08:58:40 Post No.715436970
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>>715436908
it's okay kanye, we love you. we were just playin

Anonymous 2016-12-16 09:00:24 Post No.715437085
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>>715436908
his wife is an idiot and they named their kid "North". but he is alright on his own. even if i dont like rap.

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He waited Trump to win to support him, unlike based 50 cent

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Anonymous 2016-12-16 09:10:34 Post No. 715437597 [Report] [View this topic]

Wanna wank to this hot indian chick /b/?

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Anonymous 2016-12-16 09:11:15 Post No.715437624
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>>715437597
If she's naked

Anonymous 2016-12-16 09:11:25 Post No.715437634
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>>715437597
Op plz deliver

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Anonymous 2016-12-16 09:11:25 Post No.715437635 [Report]

>>715437597
DO I?? (yes, yes I do)

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Anonymous 2016-12-16 09:21:13 Post No. 715438097 [Report] [View this topic]

how do i obtain this irl

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Anonymous 2016-12-16 09:23:31 Post No.715438213
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Anonymous 2016-12-16 09:23:31 Post No.715438213 [Report]

Ask the artist if he sells original artwork or prints. Failing that, print a copy out at your local police station. It's only ten cents a page, and fuck Kinko's anyways.

Anonymous 2016-12-16 09:24:50 Post No.715438272
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>>715438097
Printer

Anonymous 2016-12-16 09:26:13 Post No.715438333
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Anonymous 2016-12-16 09:26:13 Post No.715438333 [Report]

>>715438097
Become a drawing.
Work out.
Figure out the rest.

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Anonymous 2016-12-16 09:56:11 Post No. 715439865 [Report] [View this topic]

I just walked in on my girlfriend fucking a close friend of mine on my bed. She just smirked and then stared at me as she continued to ride him.

I'm in my living room now, listening to them fuck. She's never been this loud before. My hands are shaking and I don't know what to do

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Anonymous 2016-12-16 09:58:00 Post No.715439975
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Anonymous 2016-12-16 09:58:00 Post No.715439975 [Report]

An hero, quietly

Anonymous 2016-12-16 09:58:31 Post No.715440012
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Anonymous 2016-12-16 09:58:31 Post No.715440012 [Report]

>>715439865
Id start with getting off /b/ and taking a walk before you murder someone. Then end with coming back and telling her to pack her shit and gtfo

Anonymous 2016-12-16 09:59:35 Post No.715440061
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Anonymous 2016-12-16 09:59:35 Post No.715440061 [Report]

>>715440012
Or you pack your shit, depending on whose name is on the lease

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Anonymous 2016-12-16 09:57:05 Post No. 715439921 [Report] [View this topic]

>Post your favorite song at this moment in time faggots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5V9nK7-OkM

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Anonymous 2016-12-16 09:59:13 Post No.715440039
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzc3_b_KnHc

This'un right here

Anonymous 2016-12-16 10:00:29 Post No.715440118
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Anonymous 2016-12-16 10:00:29 Post No.715440118 [Report]

>>715440039
please tell me this is a parody

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Anonymous 2016-12-16 10:01:19 Post No.715440176 [Report]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OhRWXRLV3hA

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Anonymous 2016-12-16 09:51:24 Post No. 715439598 [Report] [View this topic]

I am japanese
ask me something
日本語でもＯＫ

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Anonymous 2016-12-16 09:53:38 Post No.715439720
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can you tell us amerifats just waking up what goes on /b/ on 2chan.

>>Not on 2chan.

Why come to this shit hole?

Anonymous 2016-12-16 09:55:15 Post No.715439809
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Anonymous 2016-12-16 09:55:15 Post No.715439809 [Report]

been wanting to visit 北海道 - any recommendations? or anywhere in Japan to be honest

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what do you think about china and its people

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Anonymous 2016-12-16 08:06:27 Post No. 715434121 [Report] [View this topic]

Ohio thread niggers

614 reporting who up

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>>715434121
440

Anonymous 2016-12-16 08:14:34 Post No.715434570
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Anonymous 2016-12-16 08:14:34 Post No.715434570 [Report]

330 NIg here

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>>715434121
614 here, any shay codd? Or laura u from hilliard?

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Anonymous 2016-12-16 09:48:14 Post No. 715439428 [Report] [View this topic]

Who is the oldest faggot here on /b/?

I see some of you youngins saying how you are old as dirt at 26 here. And after the thread goes on, it turns out I have all of you beat.

This faggot OP is 36 years old, and still visits this god forsaken place. Which faggot and truthfully claim to be older?

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Anonymous 2016-12-16 09:53:30 Post No.715439704
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>>715439568
Quite surprised to see another in his 30s.
Then again, the busses of summer kids are coming in at the moment

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Anonymous 2016-12-16 09:55:03 Post No.715439798 [Report]

36 here. Found 4chan as a mid 20s weeaboo, stayed as it was a great place to vent without consequence. Still is.

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Anonymous 2016-12-16 09:05:43 Post No. 715437362 [Report] [View this topic]

/b/, I'm a 19 year old beta, kissless virgin who got diagnosed with cancer a few months ago. I've always had a pretty shitty life but this was just the icicing on the shit cake. Before I inevitably have to go through chemo, I wanted to get laid and just experience what having someone give a shit about you feels like. There was this cute chick in my programming class at community college who i've been talking to for the past 3 months, and I finally got the nerve to ask her out (on text, i know, beta af) and then she just didn't respond. That was the nail in the fucking coffin /b/. I am so fucking angry at this pile of shit that has been handed to me and called life. I have never legitimately considered suicide and I still haven't to this day, but seriously what the fuck yo. I have till the 3rd of January to find out if I have to do chemo and I just want to get laid before I possibly have to go through hell for the rest of my short life. I'm not the best looking dude around I know that for sure, and my shit personality has gotten me into trouble more times than I can count, but I'm hopeless /b/. Tinder aint working for shit either.

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Anonymous 2016-12-16 09:09:25 Post No.715437531
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Warning: I am going to say something you do not want to hear.

Who is paying for chemo? I'd argue it isn't you, mustn't that person care?

Anonymous 2016-12-16 09:15:45 Post No.715437863
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>>715437362
If it makes you feel any better i am 33 and kissless virgin,
Im all but certain i have some sort of rektal cancer or the likes, havent been to the doctor dont want to know for sure i do have cancer would prefer to die in peace.
Havent told my parents family or friends so they dont know anything is up, i dont talk about it because my aunt is litterally always talking about her new iphone or whos dying or whos going to die and it pisses me off to no fucking end.
Like who the fuck cares who is dying and who the fuck actually wants to hear about it, fucking nobody thats who.
I wish she would just stop fucking talking about her mundane shit and other people.

Anyways best of luck getting laid man.
You arent alone, just wanted you to know that.

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>>715437531
My parents. I agree, they definitely care about me very much but that just isn't the kind of beloning I crave for in life. I'm well aware that there are people out there who never grew up in a loving environment with two people. So what gives me the right to complain, am I right? When there are people out there who never even had a shot at life and I'm over here complaining about my failed attempts at it so far, but thats not what I want from it. I want to become a billonaire CEO of a cancer research company so fucking bad, I want the money, the glam, the glits, the smoking hot wife, I want it all and I feel like I would never be happy unless I achieve that.