/b/ after seeing these shit posts i now know this site is for pent up virgins. Lol wtf is wrong with you all. Why cant you fuck a vagina and stop being so edgy? Why cant you fuck /b/? Why are you forever alone and how many TB of porn do you have? Have you ever even seen a real tit? Lol.
>>715441742
>Durr I'm OP
>I feel bad about myself
>I will project my virgin butthurt onto all of /b/
>I will the be cool because UUUHHHHH
>Because it looks like I'm not the loser?
>Yeah
>UUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>715442335
Ha ha, I knew I could get 1 faggot virgin to respond. How's not knowing what pussy feels like?
>>715441742
I just got laid last night. I'm just stuck here forever
Who was the last person you had sex with?
How did you meet?
How was it
>>715442939
No one.
Since im a virgin.
Almost a wizard, one moar year to go.
some girl I met at punk festival this summer, she complained that her bf was abusing her and shit so I gave her a reason to break up with him
we met through mutual friends that I met there and hit it off, would be with her if its not for the distance because she is so fkn good at sex that I lost my mind
>>715442991
That's a shame
Have you tried having sex man?
I really want my life to end but i'm too much of a faggot and scared to kill myself
what do /b/?
feels thread? make me feel shitty enough to do it
u r shitty
>>715443438
enough*
>>715443378
You wont do it anyway, you cuck.
Hey fellow anon's , first of all i love you all so much <3
This thread is just me asking if you guys have any advice on how to not struggle to much when going on a 24 hr+ without sleeping .I know about cafeine and redbull and stuff so avoid telling me those two
>pic not related She's my GODDESS
Why do you love us?
>>715442410
it's actually quite easy
you have many options speed, cocaine, mdma, not beeing a pussy
If your not into drugs then I'd recommend the last one
>>715442649
Just because anon , i you feel alone or bad about anything i hope this could make you feel better, thats all
Post images that REALLY makes you think
>>715442078
A lot has gone down in Europe. Shootings, bombings, thousands of women raped, the French president or prime minister (whatever they have) stating outright that the French people are just gonna have live with terrorist attacks. Yeah, hydra would seem appealing.
>>715442367
cancer
I'm probably the best troll on 4chan. I troll so many threads and so many boards. Best part is nobody even knows it's a troll. I do it very subtle, and can really get people flaming angry. And it's not because I'm funny or witty. I have a very high IQ, above 160. professionals tested me, not some online trash. I just use my superior brain power to fool the newfags. This is not even a troll, just being honest,
>>715442084
Good for you loser. Get a life.
>>715442084
Above 160
>high
Pleb
No fucks given
hey /b/, looking for an account sharing community
http://bitpasses.net/community/
wwyd
>>715442087
push her off the wall also photoshop her bigger bewbs
>>715442175
>in that order
Dubs gets nude of choice, trips gets the bj pics.
She looks like she smells like bug spray and pizza farts
I'm going to kill me
I have decided that I want to forget everything I have lived through. All the friends, all the family, all the love, all the good times, everything. I feel like I deserve to burn in hell, but i don't think I'm a bad person.
Everyone deserves to burn in hell, some more than others.
I just want to erase all my mistakes, all my embarrassments, all my transgressions, all of my pain, and all of my secrets. I feel like I will enjoy burning in hell. Eternal agony can really have a positive effect on the soul. To burn in hell is to know that I'm finally where I belong and where I will stay for eternity.
Alternatively, my death will come and my conscious will be no more, hence I will cease to exist...
Regardless, I would like my family and friends to be absent of grief and mourning for my loss. I have devised a plan that will make my death unbeknownst to anyone I have felt strongly for. I plan to simply vanish.
Let me know if you have any suggestions to make my plan any better.
On the eve of next summer, I will go on to sail a boat to the deep ocean off the coast of south Africa. I will take with me a silenced .45 caliber handgun, three cinder blocks, duct tape, and waterproof cord. then I will tie the cord around my neck and through the three cinder blocks. I will gently put the concrete over the side of the boat and pick up the gun. Very carefully I will tape the gun to my hand as I hang my head over the side of the boat. With one motion, I put the barrel of the gun facing straight up under my chin and pull the
>>715437860
>pull the
PULL THE WHAT?!
>>715437916
Pull the
>>715438014
Exactly. #IMOP
Fuck one
Anal one
Get head from one
fuck middle
anal right
head left
the left one
>>715440315
Good pics. Here another pic of middle for you.
I wish Snacks was still here to ban all the fags.
He would banhammer you roodypoos so hard
>>715440682
That's a fucking name i genuinely haven't heard in years...
I'd be surprised if more than 10-15 people who were around to know about it even still post or lurk this site.
In hospital right now be please comfort me
>>715441436
Why u in hospital?
>>715441436
Shhhh you'll respawn with all your weapons soon enough
>>715441436
You'll be alright, right /b/ro?
Kick some ass in there, then you'll be back out slaying dragons and or pussy soon
>Anyone in San Diego wanna fuck?
There's a catch.
Hit my inbox. [email protected]
>>715442362
>>715442362
>There's a catch
meaning that it is a dude
or this nigga wants $$
or both
>>715442633
And you have to be bottom bitch
With all the archeological evidence proving the Bible is correct, and all the geological science showing evidence for Noah's flood, and so many Biblical prophecies coming true, why do you still stubbornly reject the simple fact that the Bible is an authoritative social and scientific work?
>>715437817
because troll threads
>>715437817
Carbon dating and no mention of dinosaurs in the bible.
/thread
>>715437817
Baiting this hard