I am japanese ask me something 日本語でもＯＫ

can you tell us amerifats just waking up what goes on /b/ on 2chan.

>>Not on 2chan.

Why come to this shit hole?

been wanting to visit 北海道 - any recommendations? or anywhere in Japan to be honest

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what do you think about china and its people

>>715439598
What do you think about taiwan beeing the best country in pacific asia?

>>715439720
i dont go 2chan
my american friend recommended 4chan

>>715439809
i have not been to hokkaido

>>715439867
they are ok
but they break our sakura trees

>>715439958


come on here in about 5-10 hours. And you will see some sparks fly. Seriously welcome your friend pointed you in the right direction for some fun haha.

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>>715439598
What's the deal with the squid flavored ice cream?

>>715439937
i have not been to taiwan

>>715440119
but it will middle of night here lol

>>715440150
what? theres a deal on squid flavored ice cream?
that sounds yucky

>>715439598
What is your opinion on weeaboos?

have you tried one of these?
Is it any good?

Im not this fellow.
>>715440150

do you have a loli ?

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>>715440276

Forgot to upload pic bud.

on a scale of 1 to 10 how anime is your life

>>715440211
Ok well then what's the weirdest Ice cream you've tried? Also what's the weirdest vending machine you've seen?

>>715439598
Can you teach us Japanese swear words

>>715440150
looking at your picture though,i would eat it
seems interestnig haha

>>715440271
is that like otaku? if they are foreign i like them. becuz they learn some japanese culture and maybe come to japan and learn real japan

>>715440276
i never seen this lol

>>715440287
have a loli? like pervert? lollipop?

>>715440324
no but i ate the red samurai burger

>>715440334
i am just japanese high school student

Male or female? What age?

How would I say 'limp arm' as in：
政府が（limp　うで）を見るのやらさなくて下さい。
Also, what else is wrong with this sentence?

>>715440334
10/10
>Welcome to the HNK

在米？

>>715440406
weird ice cream? maybe yuzu? is that weird?
vending machine? i try noodle vending machine when i took trip to tokyo in summer

>>715440413
like 悪口? umm maybe BAKA or KUSOYAROU or AHO or BOKE

>>715440438
i am girl, and 18

>>715440463
limp? im sorry my english is not good (^^;)

>>715440490
you watch NHK?

>>715440554
普通の日本人だよー彡
茨城県常陸大宮　一生懸命英語を勉強してまーーーーす！！　（＾＾）

>>715440554
>>715440693
あらま、、顔文字が見えない！！！

>>715440425
Weeaboos are non-Japanese people who wanna be like manga and anime characters. They buy katanas, shurikens and practice ninja arts and use obnoxious Japanese words in everyday conversations (Like the example below)

>Ne, dad-san, are we kawaii? If you say we aren't then you're a baka.

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>>715440693
>>i am girl, and 18

Hello Ma' lady

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>>715439598
>I am japanese
>ask me something
>日本語でもＯＫ

>>715439598
favorite manga and favorite anime? What are some of the most frequently used words in your daily life?

>>715440693
limp
does not move properly

Lol ok I was recently on the NHK morning drama. What was it?

>>715440766
oh so like westerner who likes japan?
why do they buy weapons?
and that example sentence is very funny hahaha

actually, we do that in japanese. we use english words instead of japanese words when we talk. for example

ね、とーちゃん。私たち、キュートじゃない？？
if you can read japanese i did not use kawaii
i used "CUTE" (kyuuto)

when we do this it is not bad. is it bad in english?

>>715440815
hi!

>>715440822
you can use english too!
i ill try my best!

>>715440903
i dont read manga very much but when i was in middle school I really liked UCHUU KYOUDAI. anime? I like Adventure Time! but if you dont want american anime then my favorite japanese anime is maybe NICHIJOU

frequently used words in daily life? umm maybe nothing special. i am from KANTO so i don't have special words i say. but if you are from KANSAI maybe you say "NANDEYANEN" or "EEYO" a lot (^^) my internet friend is from Osaka and she uses this a lot haha

>>715440941
im sorry i don't understand (><;)

>>715440971
you were on TV?

>>715439598
What's your favorite CoCoIchi?

Mine is pork katsukare, nikara, 300 g, corn, hanjuku tamago, kani cream korokke. Garlic if not going back to work.

>>715439598
will you timestamp a pic of you performing harakiri?

>>715441258
Follow-up question.

Favorite konbini? Pro-tip: It's Family Mart.

>>715439598
Have you tried hot Japanese chilli kit kat?

>>715441258
cocolchi? i searched on google and found curry. is it curry? i like very very very very veeeeeeeeeeeery spicy curry! if you come to japan, lets eat spicy curry!

>>715441272
harakiri? |дﾟ)

>>715441408
it is family mart! how did you know??
I also like lawson

>>715441495
spicy kit kat? sounds weird lol

>>715439598
bakkari te iu kotoba to dake te iu kotoba wa dou chigau n da? tsukaikata wa chotto

>>715441177
>oh so like westerner who likes japan?
You shouldn't just limit it to like. They're cancerous fucks. Maybe using English in Japanese conversations isn't bad but using Japanese in English conversations is fucking annoying. The fuck is dad-san supposed to be? In short weeaboos are usually avoided in the west just like Otakus are probably avoided in Japan.

>ね、とーちゃん。私たち、キュートじゃない？？
I don't know Japanese.

>>715440941
>>715441177
名詞
病気
うでがうごけない
Sorry, I'm not very good at 日本語, either.

>>715441177
>american anime
F/a/gs will burn you at the stake for saying that. Also, I wasn't asking about any special word. I just asked about the frequently used words.

>>715441580
Trying to use shitty romaji to communicate. Fucking weeb

>>715441535
I'm
>>715441258
>>715441408

Yeah Cocoichi is a curry house chain store that many foreigners like. I used to live in Chiba. I worked in kaihin makuhari for a while. 英会話のGEOS

Famima is just the best. Lawson's good too. Sunkus and Daily Yamazaki always seem kinda crappy in comparison.

What's your favorite ramen?

>>715439598
NANI!?

>>715439598
Is it true in Japan there is a lot of gangs that beat up the tourists

>>715439598

>>715441580 is an example of a weeb.

>>715439598
bakayaro

>>715439598
Why are you xenophobic?

>>715441785
travelled in japan for a month did not get beat up, people were pleasant and courteous

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>>715439598
Do Japanese men suck cock on a daily basis?

>>715441177
>my internet friend
Will you be my internet friend?

>>715441733
>>715441786

ok you tards, enlighten me on how this is weebish. Whats wrong with my japanese

if its that i didn't use kana on an english board fuck off

>>715440766
That's not at all what a weeb is.

Weaboo's are people that idolize Japanese culture and claim it to be better than their own. Being some weird anime abomination is just a symptom of being a weaboo

>>715441785
Not op, but no. I've never felt unsafe anywhere in Japan, and I've accidentally drunken stumbled into Yakuza joints and worse. Even the scum of society are polite to most foreigners. It's kinda fucking weird.

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>>715441920
What is your fucking point then faggot?

>>715439598
I a speak u language ok?! Chong gong wocky tong ping pong gon jontron song ~desu
How my a niapponese~desu?

>>715441920
I agree and I know what a weeaboo is. It's just that I chose to elucidate about what a weeaboo was using the most commonly found example and they're the fucks who emulate anime culture on a daily basis.

>>715441177
If you're Japanese you would know what show I was on

>>715441876
It's fucking retarded that's why, no one in 'japan fucking uses Romaji and they wouldn't understand shit. It's like a fucking chinese man using chinese characters to sound out english words, we would have no fucking idea what he means. It's retarded, just type in english you fucking WEEB.

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>>715439598

>>715439598
what kind of mexican vegetables do you eat in japan ? im in agriculture in mexico and want to export to japan.

>>715441580
日本語の字は大丈夫？
「ばかり」ということは「just did something」というふうに使いまーす！
例えば、「日本に来たばかり」は英語で「I just came to japan」
で、「だけ」は普通の「just」。「３０分だけかかる」は「It will take just 30 minutes」ということだ。わかりますかー？＾＾
>>715441612
oh i see. but we have this kind of westerner in AKIHABARA and in some parts of japan. i think it doesnt annoy us because they learn japanese cultre by coming to japan because they love our anime
oh sorry! it says
"Ne, touchan". = "hey, father (daddy?)"
"watashitachi, kyuuto(cute) janai??" = "arent we CUTE??"
>>715441693
どういうふうに名詞が使えるかよくわかんない。ごめんね！！（＿＿）
>>715441714
why is it bad? i can say american cartoon and japanese cartoon right? in japanese we call eevrrything anime. ANIME=cartoon
maybe OHAYO or OTSUKARE or JA NE maybe? greetings
>>715441733
it was very difficult to read
>>715441751
oh okay im in the countryside of IBARAKI
あ、「ココシ」か？？
I like 豚骨 ramen!!
>>715441776
WHAT?!
>>715441785
no one hurts tourists or normal citizens! but there are YAKUZA
>>715441786
oh. he wants to know how to be better at japanese! I respect him (^^)
>>715441814
くそやろぼっけえええええええ(; ･`д･´)|дﾟ)
>>715441832
i searched this. i do not hate foreigner. I love foreigner ^^
>>715441839
arigatoooo!
>>715441864
japanese men usually are not gay lol
>>715441873
ok! ^^
>>715441920
is that bad in western country?
>>715441940
because you are our guest!!!!
>>715442028
i dont understand (´・ω・`)
>>715442052
are you... JASON?
>>715442056
it is difficult to read japanese without KANJI

>>715442056
oh, i thought you were stupid, but you just have no idea what youre talking about

Romanji is everywhere in japan. They all learn english in high school starting sixth/seventh grade all the way through graduating. also its common for japanese people to use furigana to write kanji so that people can understand them even if they dont know the kanji

please just stop, you clearly don't know shit

>>715440324

I had one in Tokyo. Tastes like a whopper.

>>715442206
do you watch any japanese variety shows?
or follow any owarai geinin

>>715442206
Look dude, there is only one morning drama. Everyone in Japan knows it even people that don't watch TV. Why would just say a random name lol?
What's the name of the show? Last chance to redeem yourself....you faker.
And as someone that is fluent Japanese I can safely say your Japanese is ok but has a few errors only foreigners make

What does English gibberish sound like?
Like, if I wanted to sound Japanese, but I didn't know Japanese, I would say something like "うかさきはいどうえかたふがわはがはばはばかなかさきうどはないぷつ”, which doesn't mean anything, but sounds Japanese to foreigners.
What is the English version of this in Japan?

>>715439598

d

>>715442369
No I know exactly what I'm talking about. Multiple trips to Japan, even to the most touristy areas, confirms that Japanese people do not have a great grasp of English. They get around the same type of education as a Canadian would get of French. Even OP said it was difficult for them to understand you. You don't know shit and have an idealized mindset that you are far superior than anybody in their knowledge of Japan and Japanese customs. Either learn the ACTUAL language or speak in English so it isn't unbearably hard to understand your weeb speak.

>>715439598
Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo?

>>715442194
i eat japan vegetables

>>715442455
sometimes after dinner when the bath is being prepared

>>715442552
あなたは本当に厚切りジェイソンのことが知らなかったらfakerはだれだ(´・ω・`)

>>715442554
this is impossible to describe lol
and english version of gibber? "jhcfgkdwlvcjslahbjsdckns"

>>715442745
wow

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seppuku streaming sounds pretty dank

>>715442206
aa naruhodo, setsume shite kurete, hontou ni tasukarimashita. dou chigau ka wakatta.

jistu wa, boku no keitai de kore o kaite te, kanji o tsukaenai n desu

>>715442866
I want to go to Japan and join the Yakuza,
will I find an aniki like Kiryu Kazuma?

>>715442866
Look mate, your Japanese is good. It's just not native.
Why don't you use slang in your Japanese?

>>715442866
If a Japanese person who couldn't speak English wants to sound like they speak English to their non-English speaking friends, what would they say?

>>715440693
i am girl, and 18 tits or gtfo

>>715442620
>you dont know shit and have an idealized mindset that your far superior than anybody
what the fuck are you talking about, i asked a grammar related question: evidence 1 you dont know shit
>learn the actual language
ive been studying for 3 years and im a dual major in college. how the fuck does not using kana on an english based language board mean i dont know japanese? evidence 2 you dont know shit
>OP said it was hard....hard to understand your weeb speak.
romanji only requires the basic understanding of written english to learn, you dont even have to speak english to use it. evidence 3 you dont know what youre talking about
>multiple trips to japan
ive been there multiple times AND ive been studying the language. why do people think they know everything by just taking a couple few day trips to japan. evidence 4

in summary, you still dont know shit

>>715443495
You're 100% correct. I hate faggots that claim to be amazing at Japanese and put down others for theirs. Japan is full of dickheads
>protip don't bother learning Japanese

>>715439598
Show pics or else youre just a weeaboo faggot

>>715443495
Still trying to act superior, you think you know shit after taking a few rosetta stone lessons. You can be whatever you want to be. If you're actually studying Japanese then write an actual sentence that makes sense using actual Japanese. It's a fucking FACT that almost nobody would understand that shitty weeb speak if you actually tried to communicate with them in that way. Using kana makes it easier for op or anybody to understand what you're saying. Don't give me the bullshit that you're a Japanese language major when you refuse to speak in proper Japanese. You're trying to act superior and people are calling you out on your weeb shit and now you're trying to lash out at them.

>>715443714
why not? I think its fun to learn

>>715444007
Even if you use Japanese in Japan and your pronunciation is amazing they will look at you like you're a cunt. You will always be less than the Japanese. They really are mongaloids

日本語を勉強します、今。
じゃあ、殆どと大部分がどう違いますか？
何の場合で大部分の方がいいんですか？

>>715443996
どうしてそう思うんだ？ やはり、なにお言っても肝にわかりにくすぎらないだろう？

you dont even speak japanese this is just a weak attempt at trolling. ill say it again, you dont know shit

you couldnt even read my last posts and thats why youre bitching, you cant put it into google translate so you can pretend you know japanese

Are you japanese?

>>715444267
I'm not learning japanese to impress the japanese, fuck them

i just want to learn it and get good at it cause its one of those languages thats been known to be hard to learn. also it helps a lot in the field im trying to get into career wise

i hope you have a good day OP

I'm learning to better my Japanese because getting by in Japan is fine with some basic ability, but I like my Japanese friends and I want a better job. :3

>>715444838
You an English teacher?

>>715444890
*Assistant English Teacher

But yeah, I teach English now.

>>715444838
Do you find a high percentage of Japanese people are morons? I can just imagine you talking to your friends about the weather, food....and that's about it

>>715444936
I come from Georgia, in the U.S. so while I'm accustomed to being just drowning in imbiciles, I find that many Japanese people are unaware of the world outside their country.

I make friends with people of the same interests. I have a group of friends that I play board games and tabletop rpgs with, and a group of friends who I draw with. With similar interests. In both of those groups, I've made some friends who are more aware of the world or even speak some(and in a couple of cases a lot of)English.

>>715445069
lol, I'm an imbecile for spelling it imbicile. XD
I swear I teach English.

>>715439598

are you a virgin OP?

>>715445069
I have been teaching English for 6 years and I've gotten a very good reputation. In my previous school my assistants were mainly Filipino or gaijin with decent English. Life was great, now my assistants are Japanese and I'm almost daily blown away by their arrogance, stupidity and twofacedness. If you can deal with that you'll do ok here.
I don't have friends with similar interests coz I've always liked being different which as you might know is frowned upon here.

>>715445161
>trying to look smart/act superior
how is asking a question to learn more acting superior?
>weeb shit
you still haven't said specifically what is wannabe or superior about what ive said. I think you just got rustled when i used romanji.
>wont translate cause it probably some stupid...
you would know what it said if you actually spoke japanese, or knew what you were talking about. ftr i said "why is it that you think that? no matter what i say wont it probably be too difficult for you to understand?"
>you should have done from the start
you should suck my dick with your fucking thoughts. especially since you don't know a fucking thing about speaking japanese

Is the seemingly cute and nice Japanese OP gone? This was actually kind of nice with only 50-60% faggotry from you retards.

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>>715442866
>>715445161
I bet ya eat booty too don't ya anon

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>>715445886
Agreed, idiots fighting over stupid bullshit

>>715445886
Op was doing great until I ruined it. I asked her (him) questions only a native Japanese person would know or at least someone living in Japan.
They kept avoiding my questions so I assumed it was fake.

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>>715439598

>>715442958
If that's the case, why don't you use English?

>>715443152
oh my god!!

>>715444267
We don't hate foreigner

>>715444274
何年間日本語を勉強してた？日本語能力試験を受けたことある？

>>715444592
Yes!

>>715444800
Thank you you tooo!!

>>715445101
Ive never had boyfriend lol

>>715445886
im here! but i switched to phone

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>>715447140
You the real fake op or a fake fake op?

>>715439598
Why do I see shina instead of China in some places

>>715439598

You down in Tokyo?

I am staying in Asakusa right now, roght beside sensoji

>>715439598
i live in japan and am so lonely please be my friend

I also live in Japan. Half Japanese. Ask me anything.

>>715449144
no one cares
get out habbu

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

nice dubs

>>715449242

pls its not my fault im some sort of half hybrid abomination

Where do you live OP?

>>715449144
When did you lose your virginity?
Why so silly the japaneses with their glasses?
Torrents hurts PAPER CUTS!
I want to visit japan. Invade Tokyo Hotels. Just trash it!

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what does sushi taste like?

>>715449548
relax dude i was kidding.

i know you got it hard in school but at least you're not that germ kid.

>>715449670

Still a virgin and on my way to wizardry. I'll be learning pyromancy and the art of raising the dead.

and what do you mean glasses? are you making fun of people with glasses? I've once seen a nerdy looking guy beat the living daylights out several gang members with his two index fingers.

Torrents hurts paper cuts
what

no fuck off.

>>715449726
Like a combination of fish, rice and seaweed.

>>715449928

some people say I look like a native japanese
a few says that there are parts of me that proves I'm not native.

it's sort of a 50/50

Never really had anyone immediately assumed so I'm pretty sure the former is more likely.

I wish I was japanese.

>>715449949
dude wtf? you are a half in Japan and don`t get laid? what are you doing? and where do you live?

>>715450030

Guess what? Uni is a great deterrent for woman. At this rate, my eye bags might look like some weird emo makeup

>>715450023
well thats good. i honestly wouldn't worry about it.

i'm a dumb gaijin that cant speak the language so you could be worse off

Do you practice Kinshinsokan Monogatari

>>715439598
You guys have a very interesting cuisine, anything in your culture that you enjoy eating the most?

>>715439598
hey OP, assuming you are Japanese from japan and not amri-jap or something to that effect, my question is;
How promiscuous are japanese girls? super slutty? reserved? etc? really interested in your opinion

>>715450572
ooo please answer this

>>715449144
do you have any sisters

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>>715439598
Is it true that jap whores best whores? Want to spice up my vacation a bit, but quite uncomfortable with all that finger-cuttin oil-boiling yakuza cool stories and their attitude towards gaijin pigs.

>>715450779

Yeah I got one.

>>715450843
nice

>>715451101

thanks bruh

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>>715439598
Why the fuck no one has avenged Furuta's death in more than 20 years you sick fucks. How the fuck do you allow slaughter justifying judical system exist.

Thoughts on Poland?

>>715439598
OP answer this
>>715450572
how slutty are japanese, compared to americans for example- which i would give a slut rating of 8/10

>>715450779
>>715450843
>>715451101
>>715451167
lol tf

do u like J-Core or some other Japanese music ?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>715439598
do you use HelloTalk?