/b/, I'm a 19 year old beta, kissless virgin who got diagnosed

Warning: I am going to say something you do not want to hear.

Who is paying for chemo? I'd argue it isn't you, mustn't that person care?

>>715437362
If it makes you feel any better i am 33 and kissless virgin,
Im all but certain i have some sort of rektal cancer or the likes, havent been to the doctor dont want to know for sure i do have cancer would prefer to die in peace.
Havent told my parents family or friends so they dont know anything is up, i dont talk about it because my aunt is litterally always talking about her new iphone or whos dying or whos going to die and it pisses me off to no fucking end.
Like who the fuck cares who is dying and who the fuck actually wants to hear about it, fucking nobody thats who.
I wish she would just stop fucking talking about her mundane shit and other people.

Anyways best of luck getting laid man.
You arent alone, just wanted you to know that.

>>715437531
My parents. I agree, they definitely care about me very much but that just isn't the kind of beloning I crave for in life. I'm well aware that there are people out there who never grew up in a loving environment with two people. So what gives me the right to complain, am I right? When there are people out there who never even had a shot at life and I'm over here complaining about my failed attempts at it so far, but thats not what I want from it. I want to become a billonaire CEO of a cancer research company so fucking bad, I want the money, the glam, the glits, the smoking hot wife, I want it all and I feel like I would never be happy unless I achieve that.

that's brutal man, the only reason I'm ok with being a virgin beta faggot is that I've got a long life to live

fuckin hang in there

http://www.cureyourowncancer.org/chemo-kills.html

good luck OP

>>715437981
Long life is notall that its cracked up to be, but its not that bad either.
Take it from me.

There's a saying: "There's a lot of old people, and there's a lot of fat people, but there is not a lot of old fat people."

You get to my age you get to watch a lot of your friends and loved ones die of heart attacks at 44 because they can not resist 1/4 pounder meal every lunch

What I really mean is your screwed if you do and your screwed if you do not.

>>715438747
Whaths frustrating is most people have everything and don't do shit , like its so annoying i wish i could have the courage of live life as its fullest but i'm 20 and still have fucking acnea ,i feel like its whats blocking me with girls , people , shy, EVERYTHING .

>>715438066
There is only one legitimate source on that website and it only states that 'Yes, there are a lot of false positive cancer diagnoses'. I hope that's a joke post.

>>715439036
op here, ikr!

It seems like I have to work my ass off for everything when most people just get handed shit for free

>>715437904

Wtf that's ridiculous. Do you have any idea how painfully stressful those jobs are? Your trophy wife would be banging random Tinder stags while you slaved away in the office past 10pm or were stuck traveling to another random city for the Nth time this year. Then she would divorce you and take half your stuff, plus your kids.

I want to live in a cabin in the mountains in a cold country. With a sexbot and a good Internet connection to talk to my friends. Maybe a cat or two. An ATV. Some guns. Maybe an ultralight or a helicopter if there's no landing strip. Fuck women and fuck social hierarchies and fuck the media and kikebook and the lying politicians and the entire disgusting mess.

>>715437981
Women are overrated.
Fuck an escort. You'll see. Bitches and whores.
The small percentage of decent ones are mostly already taken. But even they stop loving you after a couple years. It's pretty much pre-programmed by their DNA. The ancient Greeks wrote that only men were capable of love.

>>715439036
Buy Accutane/isotretinoin on AlphaBay and go for 6 months. You won't have acne anymore. Skip doses if side effects arise or get too bad.

narrowly avoided a stage 2 cancer when i was 12 now im 19 work a ill admit shit job i hate but i met the love of my life last year on a dating app and its the best thing thats ever happend to me stay in their OP and if you cant get laid on 1 dating app try another and another until you do it took me 200+ matches to even get a girl to come around to my place and she was a fat pimple ridden freak but thats how far i was willing to go to get my dick wet, fucking bitch gave me the clap too, sex was amazing though if i shut my eyes, then i went for a sweet girl and thats how i fulfilled my need to be loved by someone, its not too hard take it 1 step at a time bro

>>715437362
Where you from?

>>715440734
That seems hilariously opposite.

Women are the ones who constantly give their all and get shit in return. women are the ones who love whole-heartedly and stay loyal to men who cheat, abuse them mentally and physically, and leave them for a younger version when they are no longer hot enough.

Sure there's scandalous women, too...but I honestly believe that most women are just looking to be loved and treated well. I believe it's the same with a lot of men. It's just... All these ass holes out here fucking up the good women. All these bitches fucking up the good guys. good women and good men, they never seem to find each other first.

>>715437904
I'm the guy who you are replying to.

Maybe your attempt at life isn't what has failed, but what HAS failed is your sense of fulfilling a goal that is largely unrealistic from your current position.

I suggest reconsidering your priorities, reconsidering what *truly* makes you happy, because I can guarantee that behind the wife and money, is something much more internalized.

>>715441014
california, Orange county.

>>715441485
heyy I'm in SD. Visiting from the bay

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>>715441315
I agree with some parts of this, but the rest just screams 'use me'.

>>715437362
if i were you i wouldnt go through with the chemo, its not worth all the pain and suffering to just die anyway

>>715437362
holy fuk just kille yourself.

nobody asked for a life. OP.

>>715441485
Here goes....

OP I am visiting SD until the 19th. I recently lost my job and need a way to pay rent until I find employment...which is why I came here this month. No bait no games...I'm being dead serious. I've been asking 120 for 15 mins, 160 for 30 mins, 200 for an hour.

If you want to get laid.... feel free to come visit me in Mission Valley. I'll give you a deal just because I find this interesting, meeting on b instead of a normal situation lol. Or I can make a stop in OC when I leave on the 19th

I'm being serious.... Not gonna show my face on b but honestly my face is my best feature. I'm not a weirdo on anything... really just going through a phase right now until I get my life together. Thought I'd offer it to you...since that's what I'm doing out here in so cal anyway

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>>715442076
shit forgot tits

>>715442114
do you have a way I could possibly contact you, I need to figure some shit out first but don't want to miss an opportunity.

>>715437362
if you're 19 and haven't managed to have gotten laid yet, you must be some autistic neckbeard faggot and you should just give up. Don't take the chemo, instead of prolonging your miserable existence it would be wise to end it while you can.
faggot

>>715442490
sure,
jenna.glitz at yahoo dot com

>>715442714
stfu cunt, instead of angrily projecting your own worthlessness onto someone else who actually had the balls to talk about it (even if it's on /b/), take your own advice and kill your self

>>715442490
btw you should shoot me an email either way :)

>>715437362
Just hire a hooker and fuck her...

>>715442974
see>>715442076
>>715442114

>>715442714
ya but I'm not. I'd say I'm pretty well adjusted, and it's not like I haven't had attractive girls into me before.

It's just I fucked it up every god damn time. Maybe I do have autism or maybe I'm just such an extreme asshole that shit always goes south for me. I don't know, I also don't know how to change my shitty personality.

>>715437362
Thanks anon, this made me laugh.

>>715437904
Sounds like gods killing you for being an unbearable faggot.

>>715442490
>>715442114
Told you.
>>715440734
Try losing your job as a guy. Women are born sitting on top of a goldmine.

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>>715444643
True

It's really not easy dealing with psychos all day.. but really idk what the hell I would do if I couldn't resort to this right now. I would have been evicted a month ago

>>715444731
Fwiw, you're in very good shape. Hope you and OP actually do get together. Reading through stories of how other anons lost their v-cards and many were with fairly gross fat girls who didn't take care of themselves, etc. OP might actually have a better time this way.

>>715444917
lol thanks..yeah... can't say I'm not in it for the money, but I won't let it feel that way. I like to think I'm still fairly un-jaded. Won't be doing this long.. maybe through feb. I hope OP hits me up :) never met someone from b before lol

>>715444917
Well anyone can do it , its their choice ... , i'm 20 and still virgin , at any moment i can just make a call and have a flawless woman coming over and take my "v card" but nahh

>>715441315
Kek, you obviously haven't spoke to a lot of women
Either that or you're a wonderfully naive romantic

>>715444731
I've sometimes thought about retaining the services of escorts, during dry spells and just for variety's sake, but I worry that chemistry could be off somehow. It's hard to know from just photos. I wonder if something more like a dating site profile might help convey personality. I think the market is getting more developed, probably exists already somewhere. Idk why I'm still talking.

Put the rest of your energies in beating the cancer and use that experience to become a better being, it will make you more interesting and you will look like a tough and experienced person, like "Yeah I had cancer when I was 19, I beat it, and now I have the life taken by its balls, I do what I want and I'm better than the majority of the people", this will get you girls If you can play that card well

>>715445097
I'm the prostitute, actually

>>715445155
Yeah I know a lot of girls are very business-like. From what they "regulars" say.. the best advice is to shop around, find a girl you like and become a regular. You can go months without seeing her...just make sure she doesn't change her number.. but that way, when you want it, you know it's always available. You have established a relationship where you both know you're not police, you're not with any games, and you're physically/emotionally compatible. Like have 1 or 2 girls in your phone that you can call where you know the deal and it's not a risk, financially or legally..you already know you will enjoy yourself. nd she might give you a small discount if you see her often enough..even if it's just once a month or something. But from the girl's perspective I'll tell you: guys who negotiate still get a decent service, but guys who aren't stingy I will go above and beyond for them. I have one regular who always gives me 40 more than I ask.. I let him stay longer than his time slot sometimes, have real convos with him, genuinely enjoy my time with him. I have another regular who always tries to talk me down 20, and gets the minimum appointment (15 mins). He always tries to stay as long as possible. I treat him with respect but in my mind he annoys me and I'm always just wishing he would hurry up and cum so he can leave. Money plays a big part in whether or not I'm fully relaxed and willing to enjoy myself

>>715441630
Your image is missing the child itself, it's a never ending source of expenses, so the graphic is fucking wrong

This has been a very interesting read.

Hang in there OP, life has ups and downs - with the right mentality you'll come out on top.

>>715445524
That was actually very helpful background info. And yeah, I always tip well, for anything where attitudes make a difference. World needs more pleasant surprises anyway.

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>>715440734
These guys got it right! Dont be sad that you dont have a gold digger whore. Believe me thats not what you are looking for.

>>715441315
Shut up?
Most women are looking to be loved and treated well?
Jes maybe, but as soon as they achieved their mission of being loved etc. It gets boring and they leave. Their DNA is basically made out of shit. They have no sense of loyalty and will do anything to get their selfish goals, even if they have to fuck up several people for that.
And the worst part is that media and their
Parents infect them with the little princess syndrome so they acutally think they deserve all this and THEY ARE THE VICTIMS (like wtf how fucking degenerate can someone be, even rats are more intelligent).

Please OP hang on. Dont listen to all the kys neckbeard cool kid faggets.
They just copy what 80% on this board say, so they once have the feeling to be part of something while they actually ate pathetic worthless human beings.
I really hope the best for you. Sex is overrated. Tinder and Clubbing is shit and filled with skanks who push their egos bc they have daddy issues. Just do what anon said and beat you cancer and learn to be happy alone bc probably you will never have a decent women bc they simply dont exist.

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>>715437362

>>715437362
read catcher in the rye

then uf you gotta kimo just get some hookers. You dead anyway fuck what people think of you for it. Might as well do what you can to enjoy ehst you got left.

>>715446460
the only genetic difference between men and women is one little chromosome and men (XY) are the ones with the different chromosome (women are XX)

>>715446460
not OP here but i'm kinda desperate for any attention from a girls right now , i feel too alone and the idea of putting my dick inside of one make me go crazy .. easier to say for you than other people you know

>No i don't want to loose my virginity to a prostitute

>>715440734
So f'n true. OP, listen to this guy. Women are complete SHIT. Not worth the time. Want someone to love? Love your best friend, love your dog, you family. Women? You are gonna be the only one loving. All they do is use men. Wanna fuck? Fuck an escort.

>>715446946
Thats fucking sad :'( , i feel too alone for not trying to have a girlfriend at least

>>715446758
>first of all just chill
>second of all get out and socialize
you can't succeed if you don't try
if you don't want to put in the effort then stop bitching and accept your fate

>>715446946
For men who talk like this...

I feel like you're bitter because YOU in fact are the ones who are selfish/high maintenance and shallow. You have a certain standard and go after a type of women who will use you and treat you poorly..that is your type.. then you cry that "all women are assholes"

Much like women who date dicks and say "why can't I find a good guy". Well bitch assholes are your type, that's why you can't find a good guy.

And you, anon... bitches are your type. That's why you can't find a good girl.

Cuz trust me...there's plenty of good women and good men to go around. They just aren't looking for each other hard enough

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>>715437362

Ask her in person or fucking an hero, stop being a fucking pleb.

if I knew i was 100% gonna die the next month i'd just go around and shoot whoever i want to

>>715447109
Oh but i am bud , i fucking am , except that beside not being ugly or hot , i fucking have acne at 20 years old , no one has it anymore , its blocking me in every way , YES I AM taking medication but its not something who goes away in like 1 month

>>715447422
Same , its crazy

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>>715446756
Oh rly Sherlok? That was meant metaphorically. Like anyone actually would belive its made of shit .. you must be a woman.

>>715446758
I know how exactly you feel back when i was 15-16 it was the exact same. Then i lost my virginity and in like 5 years i fucked several women and it was always like meh, dont get me wrong on this i once found the love of my life and sex was really great but i tell you its better you never know it and cant miss it afterwards. (Sry for my english i hope you get what i want to say).
I once saw a southpark episode where one character was like "give a kid a lollypop and he will be happy, if you then take it away from him hes sad and will cry. If he never actually had the lollypop he couldnt even miss it and wouldnt be sad. Same goes for life at all btw. (Does this make any sense to you^^?)

>>715447464
well that fucking sucks man
why don't you bang jenna

>>715445880

sure but i don't think i've ever heard a woman paying child support when the man gets custody. and the court basically gives her whatever she wants for child support; my mom spent it on going to the tanning salon and we were poor as shit.

>>715447488
It does but i'm 20 and several things in my life got me to be alone , i only have one friend

>>715447488
I'm not a woman I just really like science and /b/tards use genetics as an arguement without understanding it's basic tenents all the time

>>715447540
Yeah it sucks , i coud have any girl i want i'm sure , but i'm not even trying with the acne ,its frustrating seriously ,

>>715437362
You're a man with nothing to lose. Go out and eat the world. What's the worst thing that could happen to you, to die?

>>715447239

victim blaming. regardless of whether their experiences reflect the reality don't call them selfish for sharing their experiences. obviously stuff happened to them to make them think this way and denying their experience is bullshit.

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>>715437362

Pay for sex, become not a virgin and it'll demystify it for you. Than you can seek out what you actually want.

>>715447745
denying their opinion isn't though

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>>715447613
Dude im sorry but are you actually retarded to even argue about this? Are you so proud of looking something up in a biology book?
I studied biology for 4 years so im allowed to say this bc ITS A FUCKING METAPHOR not a dick, dont take it so hard fagget.

>>715447584
Maybe its better to have one actual friend than 10 false ones or 100 on facebook who doesnt even know you? Idk. F.e. i used to smoke and sell pot. Lile every day 10 or more ppl were at my place and i felt so special like everyone loved being around me. Then i got sick and couldnt smoke anymore and had to stay at home. From these 30+ people only 3 visited me regulary. Then i realized you never have a lot of good friends you just have some. Be happy you found at least one good friend :)

Do I have to wear a condom if I pay extra?

>>715447934
Oh yeah you're totally right , but i know i could have any girls , its just my acne is blocking me from doing anything ..

>>715447963

Unless you're actually on your death bed, always use a condom with escorts.

>>715447905

it is, telling people they're selfish because the women they've met have been huge cunts is putting the blame on the wrong people.

>>715447239
Really? Because I met my ex when we were 16, had a relationship until last year, when we were 21. We were virgins. First serious relationship of the two. She left because "she didn't love me anymore". Like that. Suddenly. She was a very loving and cute girl, who turned into a selfish, no-good, lying piece of shit by the time we broke up. Never did I disrespected her. Never did I do something so wrong for her to stop loving me. Hypergamy, you know what it is? Women will always trade when they feel like they can do better. They have no sense of love or loyalty. They will betray boyfriends, their friends (including girls), whatever. All they think is about themselves. The difference is: women think love is what they get and men know love is what you give. You can tell yourself otherwise but you know or you will learn that you are, indeed, wrong. Oh, and good luck in your fantasy world.

>>715448050
But as far as i know acne is treatable pretty well? Look im a very narcisstic person when it comes to my looks. I had 1-3 Blackheads .. nothing bad at all .. but it drove my crazy. Went to a doc and he gave me a cream. Solved the problem and i got awsome skin. Im sure theres something for your problem too :) !

>>715441630
>women don't need to pay tax

FUCKING Obama

holy shit op here, what you bitter fucks have turned my thread into gives me cancer even though I already had it. I don't believe your personal experiences can speak for half of the worlds population, but okay. Think what you guys want.

>>715448197
So what am i supposed to do ? Never have a girlfriends ? Isn't that like the one of the goal of life ?

>>715447464
Jenna here....
I am 23 and I had acne til I was 21. Luckily as a female you can wear makeup to hide it. Anyway... I finally found something that got rid of it. I use this acne wash called Clean and Clear acne control with benzol acne medication (the cream version is better, because it has more concentrated acne medication than the scrub version). I use it religiously every single night, and then put a thin layer of face lotion. Don't really have a favorite lotion but right now I've been using burt's bees brightening lotion. Swear on everything..I've not had a breakout since. And I had acne all the way through hs. Once in a blue moon, I'll get a single pimple. I just put a dab of toothpaste on it over night and it's gone (or minimized) by the morning. If I forget to wash my face with the clean n clear stuff, acne comes right back. It's really like magic. Just have to find the right acne wash for your skin I guess.. most are made with sallyic acid (idk how to spell it..?) and very few are made with the benzol stuff I'm talking about, so you gotta read the labels. The syllic acid stuff never worked for me, and that's the main ingredient in most acne washes and treatments. Give it a try OP

>>715448296

>I don't believe your personal experiences can speak for half of the worlds population

they can, you getting cancer is your body's way of not being able to deal with reality

>>715447544
you know it costs $7-$10 to go to the tanning salon. Or $20/month for unlimited tans. I doubt that was the entire child support check.

Not arguing many women misuse the money.. js your story sounds exaggerated.

>>715442714
I'm 19 and only just had sex at the beginning of this year, it's not something I was really looking for, but I'm glad it happened.

>>715448303
The goal is to be happy. Do something that makes you happy. Women are not worth the time. Eventually, some girl will come into your life but never and I mean NEVER look for it or try hard for that to happen. Surely there are women who are worth it but the odds of that are like winning the lottery. I would like to tell you otherwise but my experience and what I hear from other men don't let me. It's sad but it's true and I'm just trying to save you from further sadness.

>>715448443

was around 2000, prices were different, the market was new. that was the only thing we knew about for sure. women are assholes.

>>715447745
I'm using the word selfish because that's what caused their shitty experiences.

If they gave genuine, sweet girls a chance (instead of being too proud to date a girl who is overweight, or not a bitch, or "hard to get") they would probably find love instead of heartache.

Not saying there aren't nice pretty girls (there's plenty)...it's just that those hard-to-obtain bitches are the ones you self-proclaimed "nice guys" chase before throwing in the towel and saying all girls are ass holes. In reality, you're the one who is making the nice girls feel like men are ass holes.. because while you're chasing bitches, the sweet girls are chasing you...and you're the asshole in their life story, who won't give them a chance because you're too materialistic

>>715437362
So OP I have you 2 Facts. First is, first time sex isn't that exciting, its just warm and wet, what makes sex good is the noises and other feelings.

Second, try to exaggerate your pain so you get strong opiates what is a really nice feeling. It's like cuddling with your big love.

>>715448266
The dermato won't give me the strong treatment , not enough acne they say all , the cream they gave me work pretty well but i was still having some more coming back and scars .. So no it depend but for me its a nightmare

>>715448348
yeah i have a face wash and a similar cream but it still left awful scars , its not even button anymore its on the skin .. , and i've got some more button coming back anyways :(

>>715448624

you're making all assumptions about what kind of girl they met. they could have met overweight nice easy to get girls.

>>715448380
ouch buddy, trying to hit a nerve or something?

>>715448552
Exactly , but i need them t obe happy , i need contact with a girls , i've never had them intimitely like sex so ... , i have others passion but its like i can't find motivation to really be happy until i got woman you know , thats what would make me happy unfortunetaly

>>715448809

no you have enough health problems get better

Us Anons should chip in and buy the poor nerd with cancer this beautiful prostitute, that would be a christmas tale to remember.

>>715440535
I agree with you so much and I am a femanon. Basically I want my friend to knock me up but then I want to raise it alone because no man is trustworthy. Then I want to be an artist, jeweller and a singer. I'm not relying on anyone to create my happiness anymore because thats why I am in this depressing mess.

>>715448823
Good luck with that. Try not to get too attached if you insist in having a relationship with a girl.

>>715447464
find yourself an 18 year old girl with acne. problem solved

>>715449007

>no man is trustworthy.

alright maybe you have a mature reason for thinking this

>I want to be an artist, jeweller and a singer.

0 maturity nevermind

>>715449177
Oh so i can't date a girls if i have acne ? So if it doesn't do away until i'm 30 then no girls ? Like wtf its not even that bad

>>715440886
>fucking bitch gave me the clap too
kek

Go gay and let a nigger fuck you

>>715449228
They pretty much have like fucked me over and then tried to fuck my sister while I'm living under the illusion that my fuckbuddy actually cares about me. Then there's the others that just want nudes fuck that what so you can show your friends and then threaten me with the police? As for the job I'd do something that improves humanity but I am more artistic minded.

>>715437362
as if getting laid is that wonderful. It's a disappoitment man

>>715449467

sure. it's just that it's hard to believe someone has the right point of view when they want to make a living making jewelry or painting.

>>715449667
Well maybe it's not realistic goal but it doesn't mean I am not totally capable of logic.

>>715449741

you literally say that

>I'm living under the illusion that my fuckbuddy actually cares about me.

fuckbuddys aren't supposed to care about you. that's why they're fuck buddies, they're just there to fuck. either you misunderstand what a fuckbuddy is or you aren't capable of logic. since you're an aspiring singer it could be both.

>>715443117
Try acting the other way around and see what happens. Wanna say something rude? Say something nice instead. Little changes can cause big effects in the long run

>>715449952
To be honest he was saying he wanted to date me but then he tries to fuck my sister I.e douche. But people do become singers so it's not completely unrealistic.

I had cancer about 8 years ago, too.

unfortunately I survived it, today I am thinking about suicide daily and I nearly got everything set up.

btw go to some hookers, for me, I go to a erotic massage regulary lately and I guess Im going to lose my virginity to a hooker before I go

gl to you tho, hope your dreams come tru

>>715450067
Women are, indeed, stupid.

>>715450190
Were not stupid were little unicorns

>>715450067

so just ambiguous wording, i get it. people also become astronauts but it's not something you should put money on. much less your life. at the very least admit it's very unlikely; same goes for jeweler or artist. anyone who has those kinds of expectations about life are not going to be taken as seriously as other people, man or woman, and will be seen as off and possibly a little mental. it's good that you understand that now instead of later. that's why i don't totally believe your story about every man messing up your life.

>>715450298
Filled with glitter and rainbow's!

>>715437362
You think your life is shit you piece of trash OP? You think you've got it bad? Well fuck you, I just got chlamydia. Don't you feel like a cunt now? Your problems don't even compare

>>715450328
Yes very ambiguous wording but I chose this as a job because I didn't feel smart enough or worthy enough to do anything else. Basically anyone can paint the question is it good? At least in an artistic job I don't have to worry if I get an important question wrong like I would if I was a doctor.

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>>715437362
Stop being a faggot and cook meth

>>715450506
Maybe find something in between those two professions you tard. If you can't count on yourself to be right a good % of the time though you're doomed regardless.

>>715450638
True is there even a job in between the two?

If you go gay for a day I guarantee you could get laid.

>>715450695
Yeah use your high school education to be a bookkeeper or something. You'll make more than a painter and be similarly regarded in intellect as you slowly wane through your 40s doing the same job

>>715450888
Oh that's so depressing haha.

>>715450506

again: ambiguousness. your defense of an art career is that you can be ambiguous enough that people don't know you're dumb. which is sort of the point here - the things you've said and that you want to do with your life tell me you're not smart, and that makes me think you were wrong when you said every man has ruined your life.

>>715450919
Just trying to help. Don't ignore my trips of benevolence

>>715450961
Insulting lol so because I wanted to be a singer means I'm stupid well I guess you know everything see ya. There's nothing benevolent about being a bookkeeper I literally keep books so students can read for school or some shit. Also it's true about the shit about guys because my uncle wanted to sleep with me at 14 so don't assume you know everything about someone you haven't met. Just based on a few of their replies. Good day to you sir

>>715451184
Yo tell me you're trolling and that you're not actually so dumb that you think a bookkeeper is a librarian

>>715449007
I'll knock you up retard femanon. Where you from?

>>715448552
Im 19 but I feel this completely. How old are you friendo?

>>715451184

you're talking to two different people and you just showed how stupid you are by thinking a bookkeeper is a librarian, i'm not sure what other way we can discredit you that you haven't already done yourself

>>715451354
Oh god whatever lol

>>715437362
Sex with prostitutes usually isnt as good as real sex. But prostitutes are seriously hot and the sex is often still great.

Go to an escort site, choose 5 which you would want to fuck, and find reviews of them. Select best one, and fuck. Dont care about the money.

>>715451398
23.

>>715451287
Actually I am from Australia and have never heard the word bookkeeper in our lives. Once again congratulations for being arrogant good night

>>715451450
This is OP, I need to drop a load from my cancerous cock and you need a baby, let's do this.

I've seen less blubberin in feels threads! Fuckin babies the lot of ya

>>715451520
Showing that you'd reply like that to what would've been a one word Google search further exemplifies your retardation. Pls don't let an aborigine impregnate you, you'll have homeless drug addiction children

>>715451411
So I am stupid because I have never heard bookkeeper in my life because we don't call it that in australia. Um okay I'm stupid whatever but the stuff I said about men is true they've always have hurt me and they always well. Its just how its meant to be suffering because of a petty gender that has brought me nothing but suffering.

>>715451520

>>715451411

and replying after you said you'd leave makes you look even dumber

>>715451504
You sound like you have some things figured out. I came to that same assumption a while ago. Picked up the guitar, I read more, watch a lot of movies. It all makes me happy. Girls come and go all the time. Like you said don't look for it. Become interesting or passionate about something and a girl will come along

>>715451649
Whatever arrogant boy

>>715451649
K, troll

>>715451675

for someone that wants to be an artist you have a really limited vocabulary. and are obviiously not very smart. and don't keep your word, you've said you'll leave here what, three times? so you can understand why we don't believe you when you say men always hurt you.

>>715451716
Cool want a cookie?

>>715451832
Mhm when did I say I was leaving I don't remember?

>>715451572
Eh Australia but you probably live fair away. I'll raise it to be drug fucked retards with a limited vocabulary like its mother. Its a once in a life time experience to give back to the world haha

>>715451920

here

>>715451520

>good night

and here

>>715451184

>I guess you know everything see ya

next: >>715451862

sure? are you smart enough to use an oven?

>>715451862
So I changed my mind about leaving so what?

>>715451723
Yea, the last relationship I had which I thought that would last for all my life taught me that. I completely relate to you. That's the right way to live life. Never let your happiness depend on someone else.

>>715448197
WTFFFFF ANON you blew my mind its EXACTLY MY STORY holy shit even the age ... everything. Plssss help me im depressed for 2 years bc of that and no solution at all. Plllls we need to talk. Where are you from?? Did you recover?

>>715452269

>>715451920

this is you right? i think you're too stupid to talk

Uh I need more prostitute pictures. Need one without bra. Come on Jenny

I don't have cancer but I have diarrhea. Please have a heart jenny.

>>715452465
Okay cool

>>715437362
Sounds like you're on the legitimate bottom of your life atm, so what do you have to lose? Go outside and ask every girl you want to, out

>>715452350
Portugal. I did recover. Felt depressed from April (date of break-up) until the end of the summer. Still feel depressed from time to time. It's hard when you think that the person who promised you the world never loved you the same way you probably still love her. What saved me was my mom, my best friend and the gym. I cannot stress this enough: do something that makes you happy. That's the purpose of life. Being happy.

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>>715452664
>>715452664

>>715452664

you know what would be cool? knowing what you're talking about would. i would love to help you understand the world but it's too early and i need sleep. if you ever feel too good about yourself look at your conversation here and you'll get some humility back.

>>715437362
had cancer for 9 years OP and im 26.

it doesnt get better.

More women are average as opposed to men in the IQ spectrum. But there are more men who fall in the high and low ends of the spectrum. In case u couldnt understand that, it means there are more male dumbasses than female ones in the world.

>>715452818
I'm tired as shit as well so my words don't come out correctly but it doesn't make me stupid. I just didn't know what to say after it seemed like you were insulting. I'd love to talk sensibly but im tired as fuck. Its 10pm

>>715452069
I have enough money to fly to you if you can put me up for a few days. May the drugs kill our baby before the cancer does amirite? Ayy lmao

>>715452966
what do you mean?

>>715453281
Aww, I wish hey I'd keep you in my sisters spare room only problem I still live with my mother and I'm 20

>>715453397
I don't mind if she doesnt. Maybe I'll give her some too if she's cool about it. This can be like my adult make a wish

Well don't worry, hopefully you'll be dead soon.

>>715453477
Lol my mother is like going through the start of menopause so I think it maybe to late

>>715453598
She can still get horny. But that's fine I'll just hang with you. You can paint me like one of your French girls after I fill you up with my mutated spunk. Maybe we can have a short life together

>>715452758
Ok good to hear you are feeling better. I used to go to gym too now i got something with my lungs and im not allowed to do sports anymore :( ...i have to stay at home bc if i walk 200m im out of breath bc of my illness. Im so lonely .. i have friends but they work and cant always visit me. After 5 years of relationship i told her i need her and shes the best thing ever happened to me. A week later she leaves at my birthday. Also "bc she doesnt love me anymore" aka she had another dude ... im just dead inside for 2 years now .. so much time and every day i think of her and how someome can tell you u love you for 5 years and just go when you need them most. I simply cant forget her. Tried everything. Fucked other women. Psychologist. Nothing helped .. im so desperate. I know i should do stuff that makes me happy but when i do all those things i used to like i feel that i just want to distract myself from her so its no fun anymore :(.
Man i just want to be happy again but nothing fucking works. And my illness prevents me from doing anything outside or have a job. :( :(
Anyway thanks for your answer god i wish someone had the solution.

>>715452758
Btw im from germany and just like you after like u months i thought i recovered. Then i found out she left me for someone else. Even during the relationship. Thats where everything went down and i lost the faith in life bc i never ever would have thought that people are able to be this disgustig when you tell them you need them...

>>715453903
If you want leave some kind of contact. I'll be glad to talk more with you.

>>715453598
Got Kik? You're as close as I'm ever going to get to love

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>>715440535

I'm a multimillionaire that is a CTO for a company. I work long hours and I make 400k a year. Somehow I ended up in this thread at 6:40 am local time and thought I'd chime in.

Basically op if u want to own a multi billion dollar company that does cancer research so badly I wonder why haven't you started as a cancer researcher.

Secondly using cancer as a "I've always wanted to talk to you but I never had the courage to" is, pardon the pun, cancerous.

Imo. Go treat yourself better and don't mix other people up in ur mess.

>>715454097
This is a sick world. Always expect the worst.

>>715454133
Jeah same just dont know how!! Do you have a spam mail or smth like that? I cant just post my main mail here :D. If not iöl try to make one quick.

>>715440535
this is distilled autism

>>715454467
[email protected]

>>715454628
Kk got it. Tx :)

>>715447239
Most human are shit, no matter if they are women, men, trans or whatever.

Of course there are good people but is easier to find diamonds in your poop.

Fuck, the best friends i've ever had have been my dogs. They are easy, you love them and care them and they love you and care back. No fucking human work like that tbh.

>>715453670
Lol maybe no thought you meant you were going to get her pregnant. Actually my mother has zero sex drive so it would be hard to have sex with her to be honest.

>>715456020
I consider myself a good person ;)