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I'm awesome but really lonely.
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I post pictures of 4chan threads on 9gag.
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>>715438830
I'm in love with a minor I met on this very board. What do?
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>>715439090
fuck her
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Too many to count, but I've posted this one recently. I am currently conspiring to drug my wife and have her fucked by several men while I film it. Then use the footage as blackmail material to coerce her in to doing increasingly depraved sexual acts.
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>>715439090
fuck her. post vids/pics on this very board
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Ever find an old post on the net from old drama you had, and go, "What the fuck was I thinking when I posted this?" It's so weird.
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I had the family dog lick my ass while jerking off when I was 14.
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>>715439124
>>715439150
she lives far away and she wont let me visit her yet
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>>715439075
Kek
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>>715439189
she is a 45 year old man
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>>715439189
How can you be in love then? Do you know what love is?
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>>715438830
I have a fart fetish
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I fucked your mum.
shhhhh
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>>715439298
Dad?
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>>715439246
I can confirm she's not but I won't post pics since it will get me banned
>>715439258
I know what love is which is why I'm waiting for the go
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>>715438830
I'm a 21 year old uni student and I've catfished hundreds of married/engaged/attached women over the past 5 years as a side hobby even when I had a girlfriend. It's addicting and I have fool proof methods that always seem to work. I've been using reddit a lot lately to catfish married/engaged women and every time I make a post I get at least 5-10 replies. I have hundreds of OC nudes, webcam recordings from omegle/chatroulette, I've gotten them to say terrible things sometimes even "cheat" on cam when they are on the phone with their boyfriend/husband or whatever. I carried on an "online affair" with a cute 27 year old blonde who had a boyfriend for a year.
I've been tempted to start a website/porn site dedicated to cheating women to monetize my wins but I am afraid that it would get back to me and I don't want to expose them honestly, a few of them were truly interesting and cool women. Just needed to get this off my chest I'm a piece of shit
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>>715439189
does she live in Aus?
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>>715439338
Kik
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>>715438830
My wife is my biological sister. Her birth certificate says her mom's husband is the dad so incest laws didn't block us. We found out when we ran to Vegas to stop our parents from interferring with us and came back married.
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I like boys
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>>715439445
in what way?
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>>715439343
Master, please teach me your ways
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>>715439343
would you do this as a service?
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I hate the Christmas and New Year period.
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I swallow a pebble when I was a kid.
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>>715439690
I don't know what I could tell you just right now. I'm extremely good at manipulating people. I know what a lot of women want, I know what to say to them, what to say to them. You need to get them talking about themselves, be interested in them, don't be a pushover but don't be a creep and jump into demanding nudes or asking them to do sexual shit right away. Omegle/chatroulette can sometimes be an exception but the best wins I've gotten have been over the span of weeks, months, sometimes longer. I had a girl who I met online as a penpal. She had a boyfriend, we kept in touch periodically through email and voice chatted on skype sometimes. Eventually things got rocky in her relationship a few years after and I got her to cheat.
>>715439786
Yes I probably would. That is actually not a bad idea.
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When I was 16 I gave oral sex to a 10yo girl on several occasions
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One time the neighbor girl broke into my garage while I was the only one home and tried to fuck my dog. took my dads gun from his nightstand even though it didnt have bullets and caught her naked with my dog out of his cage. She freaked out and tried to convince me "not to kill her" and started crying. I then made her blow me, gagged her and came down her throat. She cried and tried to leave but I fucked her bent over my dogs cage. Came a much smaller load inside her, and then just stuck my hard on in her asshole dry out of spite for about fifteen pumps. All at gunpoint. sent her home bleeding and crying, but she never told anyone. Never saw her in person again. that was well over 12 years ago now when I was 14.
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>>715440017
How do you long term catfish someone? I've done it a lot on tinder but it's a short sex chat or something like that and I've only gotten nudes thru viber.
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I am a sociopath, a skilled one at that. I masquerade myself solely with finely crafted masks and thus, blend in smoothly with the crowd. I can tweak my personality at the blink of an eye - like an actor performing upon a stage, portraying anything from a kindhearted, caring soul to that of a humorous, social individual. Replicating emotions is yet another trick up my sleeve as well. Happiness, sadness, anger, disgust, etc. Though, I only ever bother with doing such things if it would in return, benefit me with stimulation.
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>>715439438
woops
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>>715440199
sure, that definitely happened
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Found a homemade sextape of my parents. Jerked of to it, showed it to friends, made da digital copy. They have no idea I found it and I have probably seen it more often than either of them did.
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>>715440296
Its probably better that you dont believe me anyways. Though I guess theres nothing that can be done about it now anyways. She was pretty fucking crazy, tried to drown her baby a few years later
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>>715440283
*Tips fedora*
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>>715438830
I'm jealous of my friend getting this one parapalygic chicks Facebook, she's actually really cute and she completely ignored my inbox
Another secret is I busted a but during finals ton a girl I barely know on Kik and ended up cleaning myself up and blocking her forever after saying I'm sorry I have a gf.
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>>715440270
Normally I catfish women I meet on reddit, chatroulette and omegle. We exchange skype info/email/kik, etc. I usually try to get them to voice chat as soon as possible. That way it seems more real and once we've had good conversations and formed an "emotional" connection it is much more probably it will last long term. Honestly, I should stop doing this but I don't think I will. It's too much fun. I might have to cut down a lot though if I get into med or law school.
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>>715440454
Nut
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>>715440296
I can see how the jump seems odd, I used to have a whole green text about the whole thing that went more into detail about how she was strangely attracted to my dog, but thats not exactly a story you keep.
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>>715440017
Contact info? I want to see if you could get my wife.
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>>715440465
Isn't it scary what if you get caught that's the worst
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>>715438830
the wife and i where in a real femdom/cuckold relationship upill a couple of years ago not like the shit black porn you see here ,
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>>715440465
Taking notes. What about photos? Do you use/send them?
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When my girlfriend was out of town last month I went to a trans nightclub dressed as a girl and slept with another crossdresser in a hotel afterwards
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>>715440546
[email protected]
>>715440608
I've admitted it a couple times. One girl was actually ok with it. I showed her my real face, we talk a lot, and regularly snapchat each other. Other girl was a fucking borderline (actually diagnosed as having borderline personality disorder) engaged psycho and it ended badly.
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I have sex with prostitutes
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ITT: i work for the biggest entp ntwk in the world. i see things and know things that would make people squirm.
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>>715440721
Enjoy your AIDS.
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>>715440735
I've done the same I thing... one day I'll just work out and go out into the real world...
I've been telling this one Asian I have abs and a big dick, and use a fake snapchat app called casper... But unfortunately that apps server is complete shit so I can't really use Snapchat
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I manipulated my ex-gf into giving up her anal virginity to me.
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>>715440753
Teach me how and where and when >>715440753
>>715440753
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>>715440735
I also show my face and real life stuff in the environment ️ but I usually use fake pics of my body because I'm a lil bit overweight
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Read a post I found on Google back when I was socially isolated by my parents. I can't even remember feeling that much anger at people, all because I wasn't allowed to choose my own friends. I was at the time diagnosed with Asperger's and my mom would only let me be friends with tards. I just feel really strange and scared of how I was such a horrible person. I was so scared and felt so helpless and hopeless.
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>>715440793
I am an entp type....no relations?
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>>715440719
Photos are easy to do. If you are a good looking guy and have a great physique you're in luck because all you need to worry about now is face pics. If you have a good face, you can use your own but it carries risks even if you use a fake name. The best is just to find a facebook profile of a good looking guy and download all their pics. It helps if you can find a guy who takes a lot of "selfies". If you have a bad or average physique find a profile on bodybuilding.com or something and download all the pictures of the dude with abs. Crop the pictures so the face is out of them. If the girl is smart, she might reverse image search. If you rotate the photo the image will not be traced back to the source. Hmm what else can I say. Dick pics. Most girls don't like you to just send them. Seriously guys need to learn this. Dick pics are the best way to scare a girl off. However if you build up a good connection and get to know them, eventually they might want one. You can be an ugly guy and have a great dick so just use a picture of your own. I'm like a 7/10 at best but I have a really nice cock and just use my own. If you have a super tiny or ugly dick like 4 inches, thin, looks weird, find dick pics in /soc/ rate threads or mless. It helps if you can get more than one photo of the same cock because they will want to see it more than once if you carry on a long time.
>>715440980
Yeah the thing is I am in the real world. I'm not some sheltered NEET. I'm a full time uni student, I have a couple really good friends, I go to parties and events with them every now and then, I've dated and hooked up with a few really attractive women. I am not a super model with abs, I am not the most attractive guy ever, and I definitely should build some muscle but besides that I'm a fairly average person. I just enjoy catfishing
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I umm. I visited this little girls house while family was sleep. Had full on hot sweaty sex in the woods with her. It was her first time
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>>715439157
I blame the alcohol
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>>715441316
Dick pics are like inviting femanazis to tye you up and rape your pretty ass.
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>>715440283
'benis XD
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I sell Lsd in large quantities
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>>715440283
Blah blah blah, I've lived thousands of years and know more than you mortals. Take your vampire ass back to the coffin, before I take advantage of it.
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>>715441321
I have this girl I pick up from school weekly. I'm young enough that I can still bone 16 year Olds. What a life
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>>715439189
It's the FBI
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>>715441582
Actually it's papa john
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>>715439334
Underrated fucking kek
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this is a really long story but i will paraphrase: i once was dating a few people at once, one of which had gotten out of a 5yr relation with an ex. She was maybe 3 or 4 months out of that shithole, Well we dated for quite a while, and after a month or so i figured out she was still "talking" and meeting up with her ex. Well instead of dropping her ass like i should, i played along with it. i am soon to find out that her "ex" didn't know she was seeing me at time and I started planting clues. Well long story short, we were at the gym one day and he came up to me in the parking lot and said "hey man are you and anon seeing each other; because she's been coming over a lot and that shit is messed up if you are "hitting" on my girl" (she had been going over there when i was working double time). I said yeah i've been seeing her, but i also know she's been visting you/ -he was like well how long.... i was like as long as i've been dating her longer then you think, so if you got a problem with it ese then you need to take it up with her, because she is mad in love with this.
i promptly do the dinosaur and exit situation
she immediately ends all ties with homeboy, comes to me and says: "i'm sooo sorry, you know how it is, we just had that friendship and i hope you know it wasn't anything more than that"....
"queues" the conversation i had with her ex that just dropped her ass. *absolutely dumbfounded*
*started wearing a condom once i knew
*beat the shit out of it
*tried to tell me she loved me
*told her to kick rocks
*spaghetti
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>>715440088
Green text...or don't. Either way you're lying
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>>715441235
probably not
short for enterprise network
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When I was 14 I started having sex with my 2 brothers, 12 and 15.
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>>715441582
Good to know gonna have to take some more pictures
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>>715441762
Well , start describing funny stuff that happened at work then !
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I can't stop feeling terrified of having sexual desires after a feminazi said they'd tell everyone I was a pedo for saying I was turned on by a woman. How do I get past the shame and fear? Having an anxiety attack now.
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>>715441960
This was on fb
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I posted my ex gf too much ... She's searchable on Google ... She's been doxed ... I might go to jail
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>>715442061
Sorry dude.
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>>715442094
I mean technically not your fault ...
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>>715442061
Why might you go to jail? Did she contact the cops, threatening to? Why did you and her break up?
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>>715442135
No I mean I feel sorrow about your circumstances.
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>>715442162
Not yet but I'm the only one that has pics ... She wanted to date a drug dealer for a fix
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>>715441497
Califag? Join our new year's party man! Me and the homie Bastard Child are gonna get weird with a few other people.
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>>715441953
Insight to money laundering, cooperation with DOD and DHS, Gun trafficking... the list goes on
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>>715438830
I'm a black belt in Brazilian Jiu jitsu but have joined a new club as a white belt because I like the friendly caring beginner friendly attitude people have towards newcomers.
It's actually very difficult pretending to not know what to do, I think a few of them are aware that I know more than I say and think I'm weird.
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>>715442162
A bunch of people messaged her Facebook idk what they said they wouldn't post
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>>715442218
Junkie bitch is probably just full of shit. Relax who fuckin cares?
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>>715442231
Usual company stuff then.
You had me for a sec thought you noticed some funny server full with cheese Pizza or some shit....
>2017 to come
>Still thinking business is sparkling clean.
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>>715442286
Well revenge porn laws are strict apparently ...I'm sure she enjoys the attention .. But still
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I'm afraid of myself.
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I'm waiting for Jesus to return to Israel. On that day, it will be glorious.
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5 years ago, I was walking from work to the bus stop 3 blocks away. Usually took an alleyway as a shortcut. Didn't realize I was being followed after I entered. Was attacked when I reached the middle. I honestly don't remember much, but there was a knife in their possession. The struggled turned on the mugger, and I felt the knife go through their torso somewhere. They hit the ground, crying in agonizing pain. I bolted and never called the police. He was found dead the next day. I frequently have nightmares about it and my life has turned to complete shit because of this.
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>>715442458
Are you Jewish?
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I am in an incestuous relationship with my sister. We have six kids and ate expecting a seventh. The neighbors think we are husband and wife.
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>>715441817
My brother first let me suck his cock when I was 7 and he was 14. I liked it and kept sucking him and a couple of his friends off for the next 5 years. I would always suck my brother in the morning as we got ready for school, and in the evening after dinner, and sometimes in the middle of the night. When his friends stayed over I would get on my hands and knees so one could give me his cock to suck while the others stroked and licked my pussy. I'm now 19 and he's 26 and I still suck his cock whenever I see him.
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>>715442537
No, ha ha. Just >>715441960 I can't feel any sexual thoughts or even flirt with anyone online cause I'm scared I'll upset someone. Yeah I have the emotions of a girl, whatever. I just don't know how to make it stop. I've gotten physically ill over this.
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>>715442550
My older brother got me on BC when I was 15 so they wouldn't get me pregnant. Thay usually came in my mouth though.
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>>715438830
I'm in love with an eight year old
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>>715442690
Convert to Judaism and Jew the fuck outta some chicks.
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>>715442964
Are you 7?
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>>715443014
No 22
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>>715443067
I want to help but do not know how.
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>>715438830
I regularly dumpster dive for my meals. I work the night shift so it's almost impossible for me to be caught and there's occasionally something good
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>>715443067
Let's rape her ?
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>>715443170
which dumpsters are best?
do they not have locks?
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>>715443251
No, let's gently love her
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>>715442743
Getting sis pregnant just makes the sex more rewarding.
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My biggest secret?
I think I'm into cp.
I'm in denial.
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I miss moop :(
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>>715443425
oh and i want to fuck 2 of my cousins (both 16, which is legal here btw)
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>>715439343
public agent is that you
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>>715438830
I'm a physics professor. I had a student this term that was an irritating fuck. After doing all the grading and curving, he got an 80.00%. I actually re-graded the final with a different rubric and re-did the curve just so he'd get a C in my class.
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>>715443484
But, being 16 and all, they're smart enough to keep out of your way. Younger kids might fall for your story, but not them.
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>>715443692
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>>715443783
Actually one of them is really into me... I can see it on her, she's always blushing around me and being extremely cute, even his brother pointed out she acts wierd around me.
The other one is just a sexy little thing, whom i know is not a virgin
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>>715442517
If you are telling the truth, then don't worry about it. You did the correct thing.
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>>715443783
In some places fucking your cousins is legal, also some places have age of consent laws as low as 12.
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>>715444121
Self defence, and even if you called the police they would have told you the same.
No reason to hurt yourself about it, you saved your own life, and took one that wasnt worth as much as you. You did the correct thing.
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>>715442644
Did your parents/family ever find out or caught you in the act? Got any good stories?
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My time on the web consist of masturbating to loli.
I also really hate myself. Sometimes i punch my nose so hard that it bleeds.
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>>715442517
Murder is murder, unless it domes down to you or them. At that point, it must be them. You did nothing wrong.
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I hate women, but i still get pussy.
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>>715444560
Parents never caught on to the best of my knowledge.
Started when I caught my 15 yo brother wanking when I was 14 (he later told me he had intended me to catch him). He stopped and turned away but I was curious and told him I wanted to watch. He turned back and began wanking again. I walked up to him and asked if I could try and he showed me how to stroke his cock. It felt really hard and warm. He then asked me to suck it; was scary at first having my mouth filled so much but I got used to it. He held my head and slid his cock in and out of my mouth, making me gag a couple of times. A few minutes later he said he was going to cum and I was to swallow it as it was good for me. I felt his cock stiffen and throb in my mouth as he came. I didn't like the taste, but swallowed it anyway. I had liked it all and asked if we could do it again. He said in a while, and why didn't I go suck my younger brothers cock (12yo). So I did; he was really eager and wanted to suck my tits too, so I let him and then sucked his cock till he came in my mouth. This time I kept the cum in my mouth and went to show my older brother before I swallowed it. It went on from there, sucking their cocks daily, as we all got ready for school in the morning, after dinner in the evening, and quite often when they went to bed. I also liked them to play with my body, so let them feel and suck my tits, and stroke and lick my pussy. I sat beside my younger brother at the dinner table, and he would stroke my pussy under the table. At 15 my older brother started fingering my pussy and soon after I made him lie on his back and I straddled him and lowered myself onto his cock slowly. The first couple of times hurt, but I had enjoyed it and soon rode my now 13 yo brothers cock. All the time I had been sucking and fucking them separately, but soon got them to have threesomes with me, as long as they always came in my mouth.
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>>715442337
i know its not clean. but the cooperation on the national level is unreal. I didn't realize leasing or using a /8 would require sucking uncle sams dick though. We see it all. Fraud, your cards, your thoughts, everytime you walk into sf.
its becoming somewhat a version of the "minority report"
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I am in tremendous amounts of emotional pain yet I can't express or go through them because the human beings around me depend on me for solidarity and security.
I am in fucking pain. I am not ok.
And I need to shut up and take care of everyone else because the minute I stop at least three of them will collapse.
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My 2 uncles taught and trained me to suck their cocks and swallow all their cum when I was 9-13, until eventually they opened my ass and could spitroast me. Was years ago so no cameras everywhere, and one uncle let me suck his cock in public places so other people could see me. I loved people watching. I loved every minute of it all and love reminiscing over the memories.
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>>715444869
Damn anon, tell more stories, especially about friends coming over and the threesomes
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A few years ago I threatened a co-worker with a lime knife. That shit was cash
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I make women fall in love with me even though I have no real desire to be a part of their futures. Some of them have been super christians who have let me take their virginity. After I'm done I sever any contact and move on to the next one. Thinking about going an hero.
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>>715445377
No friends involved. I loved having both their cocks in me at once, either me on my back as one knelt at my head and fucked my mouth while the other fucked my pussy, or on my hands and knees. They would swap around, but always cum in my mouth. I used to give them blowjobs at school sometimes, and did ask about sucking their friends cocks, but they were always reluctant. My older brother had a gf when he was 16 and whenever he was on the phone with her I'd get his cock out and suck it and ride him and try to make him cum while he was talking to her. There was one day when we were all on a bus, back seat, and I was sucking my older brothers cock when another bus pulled up alongside and loads of people watched me sucking my brothers cock; I kept looking at them as I sucked, only lasted a minute but felt great.
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>>715445959
Oh I tought you were >>715442644
Damn.. I wish I had a sister like that. And that bus story, its cash.
Any more good stories?
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>>715445959
You definately are a guy.
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I started have an affair with a girl at work, and now we've fallen in love with each other. We're both married.
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>>715446111
No. I'm their sister.
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>>715439246
Ultimate kek!!!
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>>715441705
>what is this gibberish
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>>715439343
catfishing 4chan. Nice dude
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>>715446104
That was about it really, sucking and fucking them for 4 years. We did ride buses a lot after the time we were seen, and a couple of times I stopped sucking his cock as the other bus watched and straddled and fucked him as he lifted my top and bra and sucked my tits. I used to try and suck them both off while they were asleep. Most times they woke up, but a few times they came for me while still sleeping.
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>>715446527
Loving this shit, but have to ask for proof.
Tits with timestamp.
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>>715446689
Sorry, not going to happen. I don't post my pics online.
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>>715442517
You're going to hell.
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I'm afraid of cutting my fingernails.
I hate the feeeling of Short fingernails
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>>715446789
welp, you know the rules.
story not believed(sadly), gtfo
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When I was 10, my best friend had a very chubby 13 year old sister who on several occasions would have me hump her pussy while I was wearing a pair of her old panties. Nobody has ever known about that, not even said best friend. And it has kind of left me fucked up to this day.
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>>715439343
Any relation to Catfishman?
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>>715439147
lul, fool-proof. not like that could backfire and cause criminal charges at all. what would you make her do?
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>>715447546
>>715447053
>>715446689
>>715446527
>>715446104
>>715445959
>>715445377
>>715445186
>>715444869
>>715444535
God damn fucking same fags here's you're (you)
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>>715445959
This post just jumped the shark, anon
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>>715444535
>>715444535
you will be ok.
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>>715446527
And this one jumped the orca
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I'm so addicted to porn that I started making cg porn of friends by using their Facebook pics. I've even made some pieces for anons here on /b/
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>>715447236
i know that feel broh
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>>715439090
Suck the cum right out of his cock
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>>715439158
That dog is a keeper anon.
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>>715439890
And by 'pebble', I mean 'my uncle Marty's cock'
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>>715447531
No sorry
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>>715440199
This is The Most Believable Post I've ever seen on 4chan.
Ever.
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>>715440405
Which you know because you never saw her again.
Lying faggot.
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>>715440367
You jerk off to your dad's hairy asshole? Doesn't that trigger bad memories from when he sodomized you?
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>>715439090
>minor
call the MODS on her
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>>715441316
>I have a really nice cock
Faggot.
No wonder you don't just meet these women.
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>>715440641
I would top her and make her teach you how to suck my cock.
I would eventually let you cum with your tiny dick in her pussy while I was fucking your ass so it was really me fucking her, just with your dick as a prop.
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>>715441378
In your case, I would blame the faggotry
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I have a recurring fantasy about hooking up with one of these fat, misogynistic tumblr cunts and convincing her to kidnap and molest little girls for my amusement.
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You guys want a dark secret? Ill give you a dark secret.
When i was 15, i used to drink a lot of alc with my best friend / allmost brother who was 13. One day, i was our with him again and we were hammered as fuck.
I used to hang out at our citys central station with some homeless people, some emos (was trend back then, dont judge) and some punks. We were hammered and i allways had this bisexual thing going on, and there was this guy who... looked alot younger than he actually was.
Long story short, we ended up at his place. Guess what, a 13 year old, a 15 year old and a 32 year old homosexual pedophile. Trick question, guess what happened. Or allmost happened, because despite being one hell of a faggot back then, i somehow allways had a protective thing going on and managed to drag us out litterally last second to save my bro, not me.
After that, and thanks to some rather unpleasant advances by my mother and some other guys in my past, i developed a manic fear of becoming a pedophile. Some sort of traumatic reaction i guess, but it went to a point where i was so scared of becoming like that guy and the others who had hurt me, so scared of hurting my friends or innocent children, that i was convinced i am an actual pedophile. Combined with especially hentai being full of loli stuff and some major mental health problems, i had a pretty shitty life because i was afraid i would be something im not.
I ended up doing therapy, and talking to a professional about it. We did some tests, he prooved me that im not a pedophile. (Litterally did reaction time tests and all that shit, im medically prooven not a pedophile)
None of my friends know about this, but it gave me some rest finally. I still have those moments tho, where im on this fucked up site clicking on pics to check my reaction and spiraling into anxiety.
PTSD is a bitch, my dudes.
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>>715441817
Girl or faggot?
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>>715445959
Roleplaying faggot
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>>715442743
How old are you now? And isn't it time you start sucking off Big Daddy too?
>I am Big Daddy
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>>715443350
What fucking dumpsters do you know of that have locks faggot? It's trash. They are throwing it away.
>locks
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>>715443692
Been ther, done that. When I was a grad student TA this annoying fuck who argued with me over every fucking lab report to try for more points. At the end of the semester he was a few points away from an A-. The prof wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt and I said no fucking way. The asshole was only close because of his assholery so the B+ stood. He didn't know how close he was but he still cam and begged for an A anyway. Then after all that shit he actually asked me to write a letter of recommendation for him a couple of years later. What a rube.
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>>715439090
Have fun getting V&
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>>715439343
>a few of them were truly interesting and cool women
>cheating
man, please....
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I'm into arabs.
He will slay me men.
He will revel in the submission of my church.
He will savor my nation as a conqueror.
He will enter my white body.
I will NOT resist.
I will not mourn my men.
I will not mourn my nation.
I will not miss the vanquished.
I will feel his power pour into me.
I will warm to him.
I will be fertile for him.
I will open my nation as I open my body to his deep, conquering thrusts.
Europe will FALL.
My children will be MUSLIM.
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>>715444869
This is the second most believable post I've ever read on 4chan.
Ever
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>>715444971
Thanks Ed. BTW how's Russia working out for you?
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>>715439090
Kys
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>>715439147
Dude, that's a little heavy. That's like a crime not a secret
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>>715452171
...... hello from germany.......
Not taking that bait.... no i wont.... no no no....
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>>715444869
pics or it never happened
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I work for the FBI
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>>715452171
Cool. ME too.
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Well, I've been talking to this girl a fair bit, and she has reminded me of her birthday twice, several months apart
First time was reasonable enough. She asked me when mine was, and then said hers. (Also was one of the two to actually say something on my birthday)
Second was a bit more specific. We were on the topic of plans over break, and she specifically brought up her 21st birthday being 2 days after x-mas.
Probably over thinking it, but their might be something there?
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>>715452362
When the fuck have you ever seen anything legal on 4chins faggot?
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>>715452894
Dude, you're becoming a meme. Give it a rest ffs
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18 years old and a IV heroin addict. I don't really have any social/environmental reasons to do drugs; I have a nice carring family and non-using friends. I started it all because life is meaningless and I got nothing to lose. I figured rather than doing an hero I could atleast find my few hours in heaven. Currently at a rehab and can't stop thinking about shooting some or atleast have myself a drink. I can barely find any happiness outside of drugs as of now, but atleast I got something to obsess about. All my friends and family pity me, and that's almost the worts part of it. Any conversation with a good friend is riddled with guilt and empathy.
I'm a wothless piece of shit only existing on earth to occupy space and consume air and food that someone else who lives in the illusion that life is meaningful deserves more.
How do I cope with this meaningless life, or atleast, find a girl worth living for?
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>>715453226
By living for yourself, the hell you trying to live for other people for. And if you wanna shoot up do it right and don't get caught next time
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>>715438830
http://www.xvideos.com/video785190/ghetto_gagger_makes_a_mistake
I FAP TO THIS
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>>715453008
I posted that only once before...
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>>715453433
>By living for yourself, the hell you trying to live for other people for
I don't. I literally give minimum shits about the negative impact I've left on my family and friends, even if I do feel slightly bad about it from time to time. I just want to be able to hang around friends without them feeling bad for me. The reason I want a girl is simply to get a motivation in life and satisfy myself, not her.
>And if you wanna shoot up do it right and don't get caught next time
I actually got caught because my then GF couldn't hold the junkie mask towards her family very well, and when she got caught I also did. Otherwise I'm very cautious about not beeing stupid in my drug usage.
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>>715452894
shit or get off the pot
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I'm a high ranking police official. I've killed 7 whores. I used my position to block the FBI from examining key evidence.
>win-win
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When I was 13 me and a younger boy, 11 talked about jerking off as boys do. When he learned I could shoot he said wanted to see an older boy cum. We ran to my house as fast as we could hit my bedroom clothes flew everywhere and before I knew it he was sitting on my lap jacking me off like a madman.
I shot and had the best cum ever up to that point. We did it lots of times over a few years and I'll always remember the first time I made him shoot.
It was cool having a jack off buddy during those high hormone years.
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this lil cutie is my neighbors youngest and prettiest daughter.
she comes from a very very poor family, my neighbor is a fuck up, she drinks a lot and all the money he earns goes to booze, his wife must work two lame-payed jobs just to get the house running, so the girls (3 of them) are left on their own.
they go to school whenever they want, they do whatever they want, they don't have any authority in life.
the youngest one caught my attention when she was at my place several times to play with my puppies that i was giving away for free.
since then i called her to come and play with them whenever i saw her passing by.
i was always there for her, we talked, played, joking around and jokes where usually with sexual innuendo.
i noticed she liked that like every girl her age, and that was the point.
after some time she started opening to me, how she lives hard and they don't have the money.
so i started giving her money like a gesture, very small ammounts so she can't say no if i am very pushy.
after some time i started buying her some stuff.
clothes, some things for school, so we became a very good friends but she always kept it low cuz i am 39 which is just two years younger than her father.
she started coming to my place more often and since she hit the puberty i was the one supporting her to embrace the bad girl inside she was.
i bought some booze several times,and told her that we can do this whenever she wasts but only two of us alone, cuz that way she will be more up in front of the kids her age.
i bought her cigs she started smoking. i am too so we just sat there, drank some beer and smoked a whole pack for the night.
it was the coolest thing for her.
and every time she was a little drunk i was able to turn the fun on the playing side.
so we would tickle, wrestle and do stuff like that, where i could touch her and feel her body.
after several times she noticed what i was dooing but played along..........
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>>715443350
>do they not have locks
locks to protect trash
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>>715455755
......cuz every now and then she took some money from me i guess her thoughts were "well i can return in some sort and he is a good friend"
exactly my intention.
after some time i started touching her more often, even when she is not drunk, and i saw she wasn't into it at all so i told her while hugging her to put a hand in my back pocked.
she did and found a phone i bought for her.
the smile and her face was crazy wide and she hugged me strong, so i used the chance to kiss her neck and lick it with my tongue.
now she let me do that too.....
i knew the money can do stuff with her.
my hands were all over her body that night and i didn't go down but played with her nips over her shirt.
since she knew this was nothing that bad, in fact from her breathing i knew she likes it a lot.
after some time i got to her lil puss, and rubbing over pants before letting me dryhump her.
i came in my pants so many times, i took her hand several times and place it on my hard cock while it was hard.... and also after when i cum, just to make her curious and feel my junk.
it took me two weeks more with dryhumping and some more money to finally fuck her.......
she has the tightest pussy ever, and apparently i was her first.........
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>>715455755
>>715456209
how old is/was she?
any more pics?
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>>715455545
>still not gay
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I'm 18 in highschool and I'm secretly transgender and want to transition into qt3.14. im fairly dainty and I think I have good chances, but the waiting is making me suicidal. I'm finished in June and start college in September
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>>715439343
only expose the women you thought were shitty people
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>>715455755
I know her. She goes to my school.
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>>715456209
it's been almost three and a half years since i am fucking this lil cutie and because of me and stuff i bought and taught her..... she looks like this today.
nobody knows this about us, and the fact i am the reason she is like this now.
but money can do wonderful things
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>>715440641
what was that like? I'm genuinely interested
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>>715442263
you should try judo or karate is instead then
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>>715443170
dumpster diving is underated, and now we're living in a post obama, late stage capitalist world we all have to get used to fighting for scraps
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>>715454627
I did mention that we should get together over break. To which she said "we can always give it a shot!"
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I sometimes have thoughts of picking up high school girls and then taking them back to there house but we get about half way and i want to kill her and fuck her dead body.
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>>715438830
I woke up this morning high from the edible I took last night. In a rare moment of self-reflection, I realized that the reason I think my life is unfulfilling is that I have unrealistic expectations. I want people to like me, and there is simply no way to do that all the time. I started to think about what I liked about these people, and felt so much better about my life.
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>>715438830
White guy married with kids. But in college I had an active sex life with a strin gof black men
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I fucked a girly boy i knew from high school and asked him to crossdress..was a best fuck i ever had
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>>715456356
was 15, now 18
>>715456708
no u don't
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>>715457800
You need to get out more.
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>>715456398
True. Just 2 horndogs playing around.
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>>715457266
you're a meme faggot
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>>715457800
Eww....
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>>715457816
I do too. I'm telling.
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I wanna fuck a GILF in her 50s or 60s
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>>715445075
Seek therapy. If yiu go on like this, something bad will happen. Life is not easy some times, I feel very bad for you, anon. Stay strong.
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>>715458327
do it faggot
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>>715440199
"Dear editors of Beast-Rape Magazine,
I always thought the stories people wrote about were made up...until it happened to me..."
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>>715458207
>kek'd
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>>715457714
you still think about it?
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>>715439147
blackmail? that's fucking stupid. It'd be pretty damn easy for her to tell people she was raped, and your video would actually just be proof. Fuck me man, you niggers would not do well as criminals.
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>>715458405
I always flirt with them at bars and stuff and they eat it upbut then iI start getting a boner when they flirt back or dance and I get all awkward. One time I had this lady grinding on me and I got a massive boner and she stopped and I think she literally left the bar. Yeah sorry for not being able to control my autonomic nervous system
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>>715458207
first letters of her name?
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When i was 16 i had sex with my best friends 12 year old brother. Best fucks ive had, we did it every time i was there for months on his insistence
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>>715440199
Checked,
Also what did you gag her with?
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>>715440283
Lol you think this is hard? Lmao
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What is the man analogy of a Futanari?
I want to be that
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>>715438830
I blow candy canes in glory holes
>pic related: me
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>>715459038
you were supposed to follow her idiot. she wanted to fuck you in the parking lot.
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>>715459319
gril or faggot?
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>>715450846
Wow ive never read such a pussy text
Thanks anon
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>>715460182
shiiet. I think she hangs out there often. I need to go back. I've delivered to that bar before and saw her there again,but she didn't notice me
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>>715460226
Bifag
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I'm not happy. I bottle up all my feeling which makes me cry at every opportunity. I also refuse to let people get close to me
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I only live to fulfill all the promises i made.
Death will meet me 23/03/19
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When I'm in a certain part of town and have some time up my sleeve I like to stop off at the Chinese Massage house and get a rub n tug. Knock on the door and this old Chinese bitch, who was probably hot in her day takes you round behind the house to one of two sleepouts. Takes $50 for the massage, you get naked and lie down and wait for her to send the girl out. She gives a pretty decent massage and by the time she gets me to roll over my flag is completely flying and she lubes it up and goes for it. $20 extra to her and I walk out a happy man.
Been going a few times a year for about the last 8 years, would go more if I could get away with it. Been with my partner for all that time and I don't wanna stick my dick in someone else but this gives the cheating "thrill" I guess without leaving me feeling too guilty.
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>>715460712
you cheap bastard. around here a standup guy tips $40 for a tug, $60 if she lets you grab some titty, $60-$80 if she gets naked and/or lets you play with her pussy, $80-$100+ if you get blown or you fuck
>$20 smh
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I wanna fuck my sister hard.
Either between her tits and then cum in her mouth, or the other way around.
To fuck her mouth until she gags and then cum on her tits and smudge the cum all over her areolas with the tip of my cock.
That's the fantasy i am having most of the time because her tits and lips are the things that stand out the most from her perfect sexy body and pretty face.
She is just perfect woman and i wanna fuck her until i die.
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>>715438830
I am the Hammer,
I am the edge of His Sword,
I am the tip of His Spear,
I am the mail about His Fist,
I am the flight of His Arrows,
I am the right hand of my Emperor,
I am the instrument of His will,
I am His Sword as He is my Armor,
I am His Wrath and He is my Zeal,
I am the Bane of His Foes and the Woes of the Treacherous,
Let us be His Shield,
Let us speak His Word as He fuels the Fire of Devotion,
Let us fight His Battles, as He fights the Battle at the end of time,
And let us join Him there, for Duty ends not in Death,
In Vengeance be true, In Valor be Strong,
I am the Hammer,
I am the Sword,
I am the Spear,
I am the Shield,
I am the soldier at the End of Time.
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