ITT : things you do that looks ridiculous but that, actually, are awesome/usefull
I start : I use swimming goggles to peel onions.
As an outback steakhouse kitchen manager, I gotta say, I've tried this before, and it never worked.
The effect it has on your eyes is in your sinuses, from breathing.
>>718097058
Also I crack boiled eggs on my forehead to peel them
>>718097296
DEBUNKED
ITT:
Incredibly over rated porn stars.
OR
Incredibly under rated porn stars.
Pic very related.
hell yeah dude, I couldnt agree more! Lisa Ann is hands-down the most underrated pornstar in the industry
>>718090639
Sarah palin has porn?
How is she still making content?
I am God. Ask me anything, puny mortals.
why doesn't the bible have any hot bitches?
>>718101933
Are you suggesting The Virgin Mary wasn't hot? 400 years ago that would have been considered blasphemy!
>>718101870
was hitler right all along?
It has come to my attention that most of the hate on my channel has come from this message board. As cisco gendered hetero normative virgins, I don't expect you to understand what a non binary trans woman has to deal with on a daily basis. Please stop the hate
Please stop disliking my videos
https://youtu.be/2X-PgHSZh6U
can't fap to this when adams apple is bigger than my fucking cock
>>718101065
>>718101065
Please seek professional help. You are clearly mentally ill. You don't get to decide what gender you want to be. Fag.
lets get some cute US asian hunnies /b
>>718100977
more woah
Magic 8-ball, do I really have a tiny penis?
Dstmcitbscfi?
wILL i fuck a girl this year?
>>718100727
how bout a guy?
Amateur female butts.
Extra points for spread asses.
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>>718092160
ITT: Take this Myers-Briggs test and see what kind of personality you get and post it below. It'll be interesting to see what /b/ is made up of. I'm ENFP(A) personally
Take it here: https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
>>718095972
Modern day horoscopes
>>718095972
are we some sort of lab rats for your college paper?
>>718095972
I'm ENTP but not entirelly shure the whole thing ain't complete bullshit
Hello /b/
Goodbye.
>>718092757
Time Stamp
>>718092757
Timestamp
fag
Last night, I was watching porn with my girlfriend and we started talking about dick sizes. I mentioned that the guys in porn are way bigger than average and are uncommon and my girlfriend disagreed with me. She seemed to believe that the dicks in porn were "average" I asked her what the biggest dick she ever had was and she said, "bigger than those".
I keep prying, so my girlfriend told me that her most recent ex boyfriend had a 10 inch dick. I laughed and said bullshit. She said, "No, it's true. I measured it." I said, "Girls never know how to measure a dick properly. You probably measured it from the bottom."
She smirked and then grabbed her phone. She flipped through a few pics and then held up a picture of her exboyfriend's dick with a ruler on it, being measured by her, bone pressed from the top. It was 10 1/2 inches. She was looking right at the camera and his dick was as big as her face from her chin to the top of her head. She was smiling like she had just won the lottery.
I just sat there stunned for about 10 seconds and then she took the phone away. Then I got mad. I said, "what the fuck are you doing with a picture of your exboyfriend's dick on your phone.."
"It's the only thing about him that I miss". Then she got up and waked away.
I slept on the couch. My girlfriend basically destroyed my ego last night and she didn't it intentionally
I don't even want to fuck her anymore because now the whole event would just seem patronizing.
>>718092384
>kill yourself faggot.
Have you talked with her after that?
Leave that whore
i wonder if hell is like that or if it's worse lol
>>718098261
Don't do bad things, anon. Prevent it.
>>718098160
story ?
>>718098160
that really sucks 8[
Who would send a dick pic to my teacher?
>>718095724
does she want one?
>>718096131
She does
>>718095724
i'll do it, if she sends her asshole first
What do you think about naturism? Is it good or bad?
the personification of evil, requires me to leave the house
>>718101161
Difficult to separate sexuality from it, but overall I think it's good. I'd be willing to try it at some point.
Bump for conversation and pics
They're taking the bait lol
>>718094783
Homo sex is still illegal too its sodomy a crime in all 50 states.
>>718094783
explain
>>718095074
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodomy_laws_in_the_United_States
read more autist
is it gay to fuck a trap?
only if you have a penis
>>718094999
nice trips
well it kinda is but why give a shit?
>>718094999
Yes.
Anzu is an exception though.