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Riley, go to bed.

Faults was good, by the way.

>>718153025

I know no one is going to believe, but I fuck Natalie Portman sometimes (without her husband knowing). Her body is amazing when she's pregnant.

>>718148953
No, I always came in her mouth. I was more into the feel at the time lol. Sorry.

>>718148123
Who?

What the fuck is wrong with you

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>>718154821
Nice tits, nice hips and nice face.
You look like a fucking cuck, she needs to leave your ass

I wanna rape your girlfriend so goddamn hard her eyes turn the colour of a niggers feet

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Why???

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God is real but he hates the Jews and will only let you enter heaven if you aren't a virgin. Any homosexual actions from your earthly life will be rewarded in heaven, and if you make enough money he'll let you buy a planet of your own. I know it's true because I wrote a book inspired by the real god and he told me it's true and the book agrees that I am right too

>>718156550
Probably not

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>>718151337
ohgoodness...

>>718151526
whats wrong?

>>718151196
Robo-Pins sexbot? I doubt it could compare to the real thing, would have to test both out to make sure.....for science of course

>>718154772
42.

>>718154772
Working to pay for your house taxes so that you will be allowed to have a place to exist in peace. .

>>718154804
This, and also op there is no "meaning" that's just something stupid that people want because it comforts them

mentally disabled inbread babies

because something that came out of you shouldn't go back in

>>718153572
This

ass

bj

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>>718151186
>>718150452

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What a beauty...

ryry...

>>718144133
You just came for 13 seconds. That must've felt incredible

>>718144133
I just watched it again. Damn I want to experience that

>>718144858
>>718145263
lol well I mean it is an orgasm, so it feels good of course

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bump

waiting on a couple 10 packs of magnificos and boosters to show up, pretty excited

>>718153480
I get drynites i like slimmer ones.

>>718152747

OP's secret: I've started dozens of these secrets threads. This is the last one I start.

>>718152840

OP's secret: I'm not the only who starts them. But you're not getting any of mine any more.

>you're welcome

I got kind of forced by a guy to give him a blowjob and ended loving it when he pushed on my head and told me how to do it

210 stone oak?

any wins?

817 stoned just checking in for I go to sleep