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Last night, I was watching porn with my girlfriend and we started

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Last night, I was watching porn with my girlfriend and we started talking about dick sizes. I mentioned that the guys in porn are way bigger than average and are uncommon and my girlfriend disagreed with me. She seemed to believe that the dicks in porn were "average" I asked her what the biggest dick she ever had was and she said, "bigger than those".

I keep prying, so my girlfriend told me that her most recent ex boyfriend had a 10 inch dick. I laughed and said bullshit. She said, "No, it's true. I measured it." I said, "Girls never know how to measure a dick properly. You probably measured it from the bottom."

She smirked and then grabbed her phone. She flipped through a few pics and then held up a picture of her exboyfriend's dick with a ruler on it, being measured by her, bone pressed from the top. It was 10 1/2 inches. She was looking right at the camera and his dick was as big as her face from her chin to the top of her head. She was smiling like she had just won the lottery.

I just sat there stunned for about 10 seconds and then she took the phone away. Then I got mad. I said, "what the fuck are you doing with a picture of your exboyfriend's dick on your phone.."

"It's the only thing about him that I miss". Then she got up and waked away.

I slept on the couch. My girlfriend basically destroyed my ego last night and she didn't it intentionally
I don't even want to fuck her anymore because now the whole event would just seem patronizing.
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>>718092384
>kill yourself faggot.
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Have you talked with her after that?
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Leave that whore
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>>718092660
No. She went to the mall to go shopping with her girlfriends.
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fuck her ex-boyfriend, then tell her you've had better. she won't know what hit her.
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everyone in this thread baited
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Femanon here

Your relationship is over and she didn't go to the mall.
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>>718092945
I definitely masturbated.
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Is she worth putting up with that?
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Well shit, that's not easy, but WHATEVER happens from this story man, don't let this touch your ego. think about it logicaly, and also emotionaly, before this, u were confident, sometimes completely confident about the subject. cotinue. nothing has changed in reality. nothing. relationships are loaded with ego traps it won't be the last, so get a hold of yourself and again, i don't say "do this do that", because that is all you, u know what to do and what u truely need.

get fucked with this, confront, and don't get yourself looping in thoughts too much, smile about this at best, because it's quite absurd in a gentle-way of saying that it's humorous as much as "tragic". fuck it man, again, anyway this goes, don't drive yourself down as much as u would. head up
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Tell her youve had tighter ones. Idk but that sucks tbh. Id fucking leave
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>>718093017
top kek
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>>718092384
Haha you fucking fag.
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>>718093047
same
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i mean if you can fuck good she shouldnt care. take viagra and just fuck her like a goddamn porn star and she'll be beggin for ya. btw post more pics of her
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>>718093333
checked
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Learn to eat pussy and use your fingers properly. Make the bitch cum multiple times and cream that pie every opportunity you have.
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>>718092823
Does one of her "girlfriends" have a 10 1/2" dick?
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>>718092384
Wow, she sounds like a massive cunt. Keeping a picture of her ex-boyfriends dick on her phone and showing it to you with a smile. Tell her to delete it, if she complains about it leave her. plain and simple. If she wants to keep it then she hasn't got over him and in all likelihood is fucking him behind your back.
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>>718092384
dude who gives a shit?

shes with you now so fucking what?
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>>718093831
okay to be fair that dick pic on her phone isnt cool
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She's just using you to "get by" while she shops around for a real boyfriend behind your back
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>>718093017
>>718093017

What does going to the mall have anything to do with his story?
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>>718093923

This.
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>>718093943
lurk moar >>718092823

>it's never enough
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She sounds like an insensitive asshole. You shouldn't really put up with that.
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>>718093923
If she ever fucked a nigger, send her on her way.
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>>718094334
She sounds like she's pretty confident that he's whipped.
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>>718094336
This.

Op, when she showed you the picture of her exboyfriend's dick, was it white or black?
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>>718092384

Dating trashy hoes who dare talk like that to a man. You're obviously not the one wearing the pants in that relationship. Beat her up and if she doesn't like it go get another bitch.
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>>718094537
White.
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>>718094397
Sounds like a fucked relationship to me.
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>>718093943

It's a lie.

She went to the 10"
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>>718094615
Fucking talk to her about it and tell her you'd appreciate if she'd delete the image of her ex's cock. If she won't, she obviously doesn't care how you feel so break it off before you feel too many feelings for the cunt.
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>>718093017

THIS!
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>>718092384

Now imagine if you kept a similar picture of your exs girlfriends pussy on your phone! Then tell her you only kept the picture because you miss your ex girlfriends tight pussy.

I wonder how that shit would go down?

Now bitch in her right mind you let you do that so why should we put up with that shit?
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>>718093684
kek
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>>718093017
Sauce on the image?

fucking cute
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>>718093017
>not really femanon
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Femanon here

Shoving a picture of your exboyfriend's superior penis in your current boyfriend's face is extremely cold-hearted.
There is no way in hell that she wasn't trying to make you feel bad about herself.

It's emotional sadism. She enjoys breaking hearts.
Run. Today.
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>>718094983
it's me.
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>>718093943
You're as dense as the cucked faglord that got metaphoricaly slapped across his fagface by the 10 inch cock.

She claims to have gone to the mall after nearly soaking her panties reminiscing about her exes massive cock. Where do you think she REALLY ran off to?
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>>718095136
>inb4 "kek it not rly me, trolld u."
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>>718092384
Being with a woman that is "experienced" is asking for exactly what you got. I don't mean to rub salt in the wounds or anything, but she's had bigger, better, and they were before you which means you get their leftovers.

Also, if you think they're not on her mind and getting fonder as time goes on you're deluded.
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>>718093923
She's fucking pissing all over his dick. That's so gross.
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You didn´t tell how short-fused you are for comparison. And by even asking (or baiting) in here you show too much lack of self confidence of yourself.

I am personally 7.5" and haven´t had a single chick the last 20 years not complaining about pain at her cervix while going balls deep - so what´s the matter with even bigger ones ?
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>>718092384
I'm not sure I understand the issue. If she bends over and gets on her knees what the fuck does it matter if she had bigger dicks?

Why are you even concerned with what she likes?
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>>718095136
Gonna need some tits here
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>>718095053
Gorgoroth shirt?
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>>718092384
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>>718092384
not sure if bait butttt

she said "its the only thing of him i miss"

and then you say "she didnt do it intentionally"

gtfo here. thats fucked up and she knows it, how dare she do that fucking shit . i'm angry for you dude. Wow thats blatant disrespect

TL;DR - if your girlfriend cared about you in any serious way she wouldnt have made a comment like that // would not have picture of another mans dick in her phone not to mention her EX BOYFRIENDS.

Dont be a cuck op
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>>718095136
I don't believe you, but I still want sauce
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>>718095334
>Why are you even concerned with what she likes
That's why she has dick pics
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OP, listen because i've got the best advice for you. First get to fuck her. But fuck her like she's just a hump of meat. Pull her hair, grab her by the throat, and when you 5 min in, alternate between grabbing her throat and slapping her in the face till she cries. (Still keep fucking her off course)

Then tell her to enjoy her aids when you've come and tekl her to fuck off.
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Get used to the cuck life, Tiny
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>>718095674
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>>718095136
lol
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>>718092792
This is the only answer
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Post the pic faggot
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>>718095378
I'm Muslim. This is all you're going to get.
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>>718094823
>>718095616
This
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>>718095646
>But fuck her
How would she know she was getting fucked?
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>>718095633
So? If she blows him who cares if she'd like his dick to be bigger or looks at dick picks. I don't get this sowflake shit. If he gets what he wants all is good, if he doesn't, move the fuck on.
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>>718095812
He probably doesn't like looking at it.
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>>718095410
The girl in that pic isn't me. I just think she's hot.
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>>718095839
Want some non halal beef?
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Unless shes oblivious to the meaningful relationship you have which im sure shes not, she kinda said "Ive had better and im most likely the best youll ever have" so take it two way. Slowly leave this hoe by being more and more distant, or just stay and see what happens. Just knowing she had a 10 inch dick slapped on her forehead.
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>>718095839

If you're Muslim then why are you keeping 10" cock pics on yr cellphone?
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>>718092384
how big are you op
cause if you're under 6 inches you may as well be a cuck for life
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>>718092384
lol come on dude...she sounds like a typical slut. deff someone you dont seek a relationship with. Im actually stunned that a girl would have the balls to say something like that to her boyfreind...If i was you id take advantage of her inner whore and make a few pornos with her, do threesomes and you could probally use her for any sick fantasies

What ever feelings you have for this whore, forget about them...
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>>718095812
Op here, You're a fucking moron. I told you that it was on her phone and she went to the mall.
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>>718095839
Muslims cant fuck in the pussy untill mariage, you can still do anal. So show more, haram bitch
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>>718095982
>Slowly leave this hoe by being more and more distant
First step to being a cuck
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>>718096024
I don't. You're clearly confused.
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>>718095839
Not the same girl.
>faggots falling for this shit
Jesus Christ, faggots.
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>>718096024
That isn't her lol
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>>718096121
I think it is the same girl
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>>718095781
university.jpg

Some anon claiming to be female has been using that avatar on /b/ for years.
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>>718095982
Nah, just use her for a fuck toy and be short with her until she starts understanding why you're changing.
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>>718096211
It is not.
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>>718096109

Just making sure... it would spice up the discussion if you were her
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>>718096281
>be short with her
Kek
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stop looking for reasons to be insecure.

What it comes down to is a bigger dick can potentially cause her more sexual satisfaction.

But you know what, a sybian or sex machine with a 12" attachment can potentially please her even more.

Always gonna be someone better than you in every single measurable category.

Just learn to get the fuck over it.....or dont and wallow in your own self pity.
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>>718096281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34
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>>718095136
>It's Me
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If my girlfriend even had a face picture of her ex i would decapitate her head. But im not mentally sane. And she knows it.

Keepig a dick picture though...? Why is she not dissovling in acid or at the bottom of a river. Op is a cuck.
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>>718092384
Only one thing you can do to keep your self respect, OP. Post her nudes. We'll wait
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>>718096848
>dissovling in acid or at the bottom of a river
Acid is soluble in water
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>>718096211
It's not. I got a set of the second girl from jj.am. Date back to 2008 or 9.
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>>718092384
If my girl had a pic of some exes dick on it, I'd drop her like a radioactive potato, hit the bar, fuck the nearest bitch in sight, fuck her all night long, forget about her. Man, fuck that shit, drop that bitch before it gets worse.
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Keep fucking her until you are bored of her bullshit. She is still fucking her ex. She hopes you will be a standard american whipped pussy boy who will keep taking her back after she continuously cheats on you. If you stay with her, enjoy raising other men's children.
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>>718096886
>keep your self respect
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>>718092384
Fuck that shit, if she's that much of a bitch to rub that shit in your face, you need to break that shit off. Especially saying she misses that guy's dick. She's probably still banging that fucker.
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>>718096956
Key word being or... which ever is easiest for him to rid the world of a whore
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OP
I was in the exact same situation as you
Similar circumstances of emotional abuse about dick size

She apologized and claimed that I pleased her
She gave me the best case scenario, she behaved and did everything right, she went way over the top to please me and to fix my broken ego

It wasn't worth it, the relationship is dead
Your fear of being alone Is making you cling on, stop being a bitch and dump her
No matter what you think the only outcome is you will resent her more and more for it
And it might lead to some physical harm

Just.dump.her

You WILL find a better person and your gf is going to be just fine
Believe me, I know what you are thinking
Stop making excuses for her and run. Run right fucking now.
Close this thread and break up with her
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>>718097327
He is already rid of her. He is just too big of a cuck to know it
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>>718092384
Nigga I dont givva shitta if she had her exes on the computer somewhere.

But having it on the phone and tell you in the face that she misses it?

Fucking bitch would be in the yarn to be raped by pigs.
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>>718096771
Today's mid-fap WoW break sponsored by Google.
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>>718093137
actual good advice on /b/
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>watching porn with my gf
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>>718097092
I doubt it. He's in prison.
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>>718097512
+10 internets
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>>718095053
image name
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>>718092384
ok
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>>718092384
7/8

I really like the story.
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>>718096978
this, the fact she STILL has a pic of her ex's dick on her phone and then SHOWED you it is fucking unreal matey boi.

yes you are a cuck,

yes you should go hit the nearest piece of pussy without looking back

>I slept on the couch

you fucking what nigger!?!>!?

grow some balls , she probably is fucking her ex still, let me guess you have a car and pay the rent.. should I continue ?
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ITT: It's our fault the average man is inadequate

Less than 7% of men are actually boyfriend material. The rest of you are nothing but pathetic tricks who have to pay for sex.
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>>718097512
this
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>>718095053
>Femanon here
>not showing tits with timestamp

where the fuck do you think you are?
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>>718092384
Reads like fiction..
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>>718092384
Congratulations. You are alive.
What a pity you're too busy being an externaly controlled cry baby machine.

People will be people.

It's a body part you have been taught to be insecure about and you go ahead and do it.
Talking about fucking self integrity.

You are pretty much the definition of a Tool.

Having read that I hope you feel better now.
I guess that's why you're here for.
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>>718098000
Lol, is his name Jamal?
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>>718098283
everyone pays for sex dumbass, if its in time, emotions, money or things.

Ive never understood the stigma of hookers, Id rather pay 100£ and get a good fucking and the bitch LEAVES after no strings than the rigmarol of 'wine and dine' ,'playing hard to get' speaking about their fucking feelings only to find after a month they suck dick with the aptitude a geriatric eats soup...

fuck

that
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>>718092384
>condescend to her by claiming "women are too stupid to use a ruler"
>get your panties in a bunch when she gets you back

Next time, don't be a condescending prick to your girlfriend and maybe she won't crush you like a bug in one fell swoop.
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>>718098283
>Less than 7% of men are actually boyfriend material.

citation needed.
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>>718092384
GG, OP, you cucked yourself.
You just can't stop asking, huh?
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>>718098871
fine. here.
>93% of men are under 7 inches in length
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>>718096848
>being this autistic
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>>718097512
I dont see any way to go back, do this and find a girl who hasn't tasted of the decadent deca-dick.
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She said she "misses it". She basically just told you that you aren't satisfying her like her ex did. You need to leave that ho, and quickly and heartlessly.
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>>718098667
No. His name is David. He got bused with a shitload of MDMA and acid. He's doing over 10 years cause it wasn't his first offense.
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>>718098283
>>718098871
>>718098979

I'm only 5 inches. Why live.
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>>718098979
>93% of men are undateable to sluts*
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>>718098979
>less than 2% of men are bigger than 7.5 inches

What??? That can't be right.
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>>718099488
because check'd
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Not the size of the hammer, it's the nail you're swinging it at man. Make the best of what you got.
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>>718099555
Chekd
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>>718092384
>OP's ego is fringed on the size of a part of his body that only a very small percentage of people he meets will see.

Pathetic.
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>>718098979
This chart has got to be a troll. I'm not buying it.
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>>718092384
>I slept on the couch

w e w

and I almost felt bad for you.
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>>718099925
>Op's girlfriend tried to make him feel inadequate because she loves him that much
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>>718092384
>ITT: insecure faggot tries to make other insecure faggots even more insecure by making things up
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>>718092384
If she thinks 10 inch dicks are average, she's going to be disappointed.
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>>718092384

>2017
>Being in a relationship.
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>>718100266
If you don't like Op doing that, why are you even on /b/?
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>>718100143
Yea because being treated like shit is a good time...
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>>718092384
>>718092384
yo leave that hoe g, she ain't worth your time i guarantee it
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>>718099925
Yeah cause it's important how many people see it. It's not the fact that the people that see it are people OP loves and wants to please sexually, and that inadequacy makes him doubt his ability to please the ones he loves.
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>>718100321
She doesn't think that. She was saying everything she knew would hurt Op's feelings solely because Op said girls were to stupid to measure a penis.

She only said that to fuck with him for condescending to her about not being able to measure because she's a girl.
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>>718100571
Ok. So you clap back in any way other than what she did. This relationship is ruined. I'd suggest running. Right now. Unless you enjoy getting what's left of your ego squashed every day from here in out.
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>>718100571
>destroying your significant other's ego and confidence based on a stupid joke.

You ever wonder how you got to be such a broken piece of shit?
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You're girlfriend is a bitch.

My girlfriend is a little bit dumb, but I don't point out that she's dumb to her face because I love her and I know that if I did do that, I would hurt her feelings.

Who the fuck wants to be in a relationship with someone this cold? You slept on the couch, indicating that what she said upset you, and rather than try to repair the damage her insensitive comment caused she did she went shopping, no fucks given.

You're girl doesn't care about anyone but herself.
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>>718098788

>they suck dick with the aptitude a geriatric eats soup...

gg anon you made my day
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If you stay with this hatchet wound you're a cuck of galactic proportions...
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>>718100987
Op here. Thank you.

This is what I needed to hear. I'm breaking up with her.
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>>718101187
>Showing THIS much of a victim complex.

I'm not saying YOU. Jesus fuck, people on 5chins have fragile egos.
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>>718101391
SHOW TEXTS!
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>>718100987
>You're girlfriend
>You're
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>>718100987
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Do it now bro. Also. Post the destruction.
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>>718101551
We've been together for more than a year. I'm not going to dump her via text message.

Besides, I need to pack my shit first. I'm sorta glad she's not here right now to be honest.
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Stick to your guns pal. I was in your spot a long time ago. Best thing I ever did. Let that bitch rot. Lots better out there.
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>>718101704
now post nudes of her
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>>718101704
Enjoy your last taste of pussy ever cuck.
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Punt her. That shit has more miles on it than than a used yellow cab.
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>>718102345you probably couldn't ID a pussy in a lineup you nog.
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>>718102324
k. here's her vagina.
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>>718102625
>filename
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>>718102621
I can and it's you
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>>718098979
What the fuck is this?
There are huge differences between the three studies.
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>>718095853
Telling your current boyfriend about how much better your ex is in a way that he'll never be able to be, about something most guys feel insecure about, is insensitive as fuck. She's a bitch
though this is pretty obviously bait
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>>718102900
So much fucking cringe in this solitary post.
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>>718102900
Swing and a miss...
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>>718102900
>Being THIS cringy...

I'm so happy to see someone with this much autism trying to interact with people. God bless this country, in my country, your mom would've just aborted you, but not in the good ol' U S of A
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>>718101704
Dude.

Post something.

Help us because we helped you!
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>>718095136

>Beingsoretard.jpg
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Shoulda said "oohhh so thats why your pussy is so loose"
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>>718098283
less than 0% of women are worth dating or marrying.
I've dated 14 girls. Have slept with 30 or so.
Have been in several long term relationships.
Women are total shit companions. I've pretty much stopped dating at this point. Just have booty calls and spend my day reading, playing music, or hanging out with the boys
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>>718103658

/thread
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>>718103374
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>>718098283
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>>718103830
Dude just shove your dick in her ass and ask if it's still not big enough.
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>>718096067
she's honest at least
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>>718095307
you must be new here
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>>718103937
nah. the other anon hit the nail on the head. she's cold.

I've over it.
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>>718104269
oh look, another virgin who thinks squirting is real because he watches too much porn
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>>718103830

She's fucking amazing. I just came buckets to imagining her take her ex's 10 inch thick cock, moaning like a whore. I'm only 6.5"
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>>718092384
Your girlfriend is a whore and a bad person.
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>>718104774
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Dick size honestly isn't that important. I have about 4.5 inches and I make my girl cum a lot.
If you've have a good emotional connection then she's more likely to cum. Bye my gf has had dicks way bigger than mine and I don't let it bother me. Apperantly some of them can't even last longer than 3 minutes in bed anyways
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>>718105009
You're going to break up with that?
>she hurt my feelings by saying something insensitive so it's over because I'm a thinned skinned little bitch.

kys.
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>>718105009
post nudes
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>>718105009
Get her pregnant then leave her.
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If I was you, I would just masturbate to her and her ex and keep dating her and doing what she wants. She's fucking sexy.
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>>718105009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yimx_T3yu_s
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>>718092384
>It was 10 1/2 inches.
>She was looking right at the camera and his dick was as big as her face from her chin to the top of her head.

pic related, op's girlfriend
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>>718105009

she looks like a fuckin cheap whore with way too much makeup.

dump that bitch asap
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>>718104580

You're a fucking virgin if you've never been with a squirter. They're not even rare or hard to find. I had a threesome with my wife and her friend a week ago and they're both squirters. Have had multiple girlfriends in the past that were squirters. Fuck more, retard.
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>>718105261
i have to get out before she does something crazy. for months now shes been hinting at penetration of my asshole and mutilation of my dick. i cant do that shit man
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>>718106157
this isn't OP.
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>>718106109

Be quiet you fucking virgin nerd.
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>>718105261
That's not how it works

She's a bitch and her being hot isn't worth it
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>>718106109
(You)
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>>718105453

My post is funny and you fucks should say "ha ha" at it.
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>>718106109
Preach.
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>>718105009
God! I bet she is annoying as fuck. Judging by the OP post I bet she fucks like a matress too.
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Find a pic of the tightest little pussy you can find and show it to her as your ex. Tell her it's not all you miss and then tell her to get the fuck out. Any bitch that would throw a dick pic in your face from an ex and think that was ok is not GF material. She's fuck and dump material. So do that.
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>>718107065
>She's fuck and dump material
Not even. Definite slut so that just means STDs.
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>>718099390
She's only with you then to get some dick or some sort of compassion until that 10 years is up. Women are a disease.
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>Watching porn with your gf

Obvious fake story, but a cuck who did that deserved to get kicked in the balls
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>>718092384
He fact she said she misses that shows she's a hoe, if she was loyal she would of deleted HE picture and wouldn't of said anything like saying she misses it
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>>718092384

dump all her shit on the road and block her number.

its the only thing you can do at this point.

she went over for that dick, not the mall.
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>>718092384
shame on your for letting a girl destroy your ego, u teen fag. Grow a pair and learn how to use your dick, fingers and tongue properly, so she won't be missing anybody's dick. Also
>implying she's missing that
she just wants to win an argument.
She a whore, you know what they deserve
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>>718092792
/thread
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>>718093763
>Wow, she sounds like a massive cunt. Keeping a picture of her ex-boyfriends dick on her phone and showing it to you with a smile.
most cringe worthy thing I've ever read
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>>718092384

>I slept on the couch
fag

>she didn't it intentionally
U sure mate?
>>
1 Huge dick of her ex statistically makes porn dicks "average size".

Sorry to break it to you bro but your gf has sub 90 IQ.
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>>718093923
but isnt that what every girl does all the time?
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>>718092384

Any missus of mine that did that would be booted to the kerb in minutes.
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>>718107170
that's what rubbers are there for. fuck & dump. Both rubber and the female.
U fucking fag
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>>718093684
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>>718105453
kek'd
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>>718092384
bait/10 but if true you need to break up with her
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>>718095318

Same. I'm 8" and to be honest I wouldn't mind knocking off an inch because all but one woman has complained about it.
>>
Don't let her turn that dick against you and choke your ego with it. Bitches ain't shit and Trump will save us from this nigger loving feminism nightmare so don't worry.

In the meantime OP, work on your confidence because it's probably the reason she's dating you now.
Most girls have taken huge dicks before, but unless you have a tiny dick, she is probably used to you in a good way. Dump the cunt if you think she's shopping around for cucumbers or even humor her and buy her the biggest one to go fuck herself with.
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>>718092384
Have you tried hitting her. Just beat the fuck out of her and hate fuck her ass. Easy
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>>718103662
>less than 0% of women are worth dating or marrying.

You skipped math classes, didn't you ?
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>>718097512

This.
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>>718109441
Lies.
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>>718105148
>I have about 4.5 inches
>I make my girl cum a lot
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>>718111328
Virgin detected.
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>>718111421
whatever you say big guy
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>>718111542
kek it's ok. Maybe one day a fatty will let you
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>>718101391

Proof!

Don't bother doing it to her face, text is disrespectful and she needs to be disrespected.
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>>718111421
>>718111542
He's probably right, though.
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>>718111753
only if your mum doesn't count
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>>718092853
THIS
>>
OP never said how big his dick was
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>>718111928
>le 13 year old insult
Pathetic.
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>>718112176
u mad whiteboi?
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>>718111928
she's old and quite fat. Have your way though.
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>>718112328
i think i know how old and fat your mum is, i am having sex with her regularly
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>>718105261
you beta cunt, just because a girl is attractive she can treat you however she wants?
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>>718095839
Haven't seen this pic in years, thanks bro
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>>718112602
I see you've been visiting the hospital on a regular basis
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>>718112281
kek
>being THIS pathetic
No wonder no woman wants you
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>>718112602
>willing to fuck fat and sick people
hahahahahhahahahaha I wonder if you're going to kill yourself this year or next year because honestly, that's a lot failure to live with.
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>>718112959
it's cheaper than a movie and there's free coffee
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>>718092384
Leave
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>>718106504

How is it possible to be this retarded?
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>>718113007
your mum wants me whiteboi
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>>718113242
kek

Pathetic failure of a human being.
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>>718113337
stay mad while ur mum stays bussin on my fat dick whiteboi
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Put your dick into her anus. I'm pretty sure your dick will be "big enough" for that bitch! She deserved it!
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>>718112728
Yes.
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>>718113485
kek

Pathetic failure
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>>718095053
Femanon or not, this is the best advise in the thread
>>
Get revenge on her by getting a picture of him fucking you.
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>>718092384
Hahaha man that's rough OP get cucked
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>>718113198
Yes, but no. No free coffee sorry! It's 2$ down the main hallway
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>>718093684
Kek'd
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>>718097512
this a thousand times. I had a girl who made a comment about my dick size like that. Said how her exes was larger and better in the heat of an argument.

I said "Fine go back to him so. Get out"
I saw a frightened little look in her eyes. Cue hysterics. Kinda regretted it a second after but there was no going back. If I gave in to that I was less than a man. Feel like surfacing after a long time under water. Got way too nasty. Best decision I ever made,

Girls/Woman aren't nasty but some of them are fucked in the head (same for guys) cut them out a be ruthless about it. Don't degrade yourself.
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>>718113980
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>>718101391
Dude post updates. Block it out in Ms paint or something I'm too emtionally invested in this
>>
This story is so fake lmao, I'm almost postive I've read it on here before, BUT

If it is true, get rid of her.
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>>718095318
7.5" here ex gf went to ER with abdominal pain after sex. Bruised cervix. Many other GFs tapped out during balls deep poundings.I'm betting very few women can handle 10" cocks. If they can: great! You should go find that big dick and ride it into the sunset. I'll stick with chicks that my dick fits into properly and call it a day.
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>>718092384
Depends on the girl anon. Knew a girl who couldn't be satisfied with even an average size dick. She was super cool, but always wanted more than me.

I'm 7.5" with average looking girth??

Her BF before me was 9" and she said a bit more girth.

My wife now can't even take all of my length in some positions, and she prefers my size or even a bit smaller if she is on top, riding me.
>>
Anything past 6.5 is bad for genuine sex, 7.5 if the girl is thick and has an extra inch of cushioning.

Girls who take big dicks like that have no insides. Also, it'd be bad for you since you can't even go all the way in without issues.

I'm personally 7 and even thick girls complain.
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>>718115163
>I'm 7.5" with average looking girth??
>I'm bigger than 97% of all men

no you're not.
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>>718115329
I well with toys like this destroying our women, what should we expect.... I just about have to use my arm to please girls anymore....
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>>718095318
>>718110655
>>718114832
>>718115329
This is all true.
I'm around 7.5 as well and my 2 last ex-gfs asked me to "stop going too deep" because of pain. It bothered me a bit because I personally prefer going balls deep. No issues when it comes to anal though. I find that butt holes adjust very well to various sizes.
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I just rubbed one out to your GF, op
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>>718116343
I feel like you didn't understand anon's point.
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>>718115329
>he doesn't know about cervical tenting.
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>>718116343
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>>718115329
You do realize that the cervix isn't located at the bottom of the vagina, right?
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>>718092384
Thats Miguel Alvarez. He was a doctor and father of two. He got mistaken for a local cartel member and got tortured and murdered by another cartel group. He had nothing to do with it, it was simply a mistake. Terrible story.
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>>718116343
>he thinks that's a toy for women
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>>718116755
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>>718109871
Well no. If you're the best she can do there's no where else to go. The balance of "power" shifts in your favor and it's amazing.
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>>718116814
kek
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>>718116333
Nice trips. That being said, yes. I'm about 7.5" length. Not beer can girth... normal white guy girth or maybe a bit thinner?

The intended takeaway though, was that two girls I have been with, one being my wife now, would probably prefer it if I had been around 5", with proportionally thin girth. They don't like their vag stretched at the opening, and have a shallower cervix. Not sure about the one girl, but my wife has a "retroverted uterus" which could be the cause.
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>>718106638
Squirters could also just be called pissers.
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>>718117140
No you're not
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>>718095053
This, this girl is obviously a bad person and possibly a sociopath. Who the hell would want to be a with a girl like that? Be a man and stand up for yourself and get out of the relationship. FYI a 10.5 inch dick is a genetic abnormality that 99% of women are going to be in pain with.
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>>718101391
You're thanking him for pointing out that she's cold hearted when I said it first >>718095053

What the fuck man?
>>
>>718117664
I guess he needed a push in the back, but tbh I'm wondering as well.
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>>718117303
k
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>>718092384
Dammit. I told that bitch to delete that shit. Now my cock will be all over the internet. BTW, bro. She's a whore. You're screwed.
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>>718117862
just post proof, it could be entertaining
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>>718117909
nice one m8
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>>718100987
I never realized OP was a girlfriend.

Thanks for the info.
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>>718117664
>wanting kudos on an anonymous image board.

the only person who gets credit for anything here is the 1337 hacker known as Anonymous. You don't even exist here.
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>>718092384
This whole story is BS.

The "It's the only thing about him that I miss" completely gives it away.

As someone who does have ~10 inch dick, I can tell you that girls wont miss it. Can't do half the poses at all because "it hurts". You're half handicapped with a dick like that, it's not a great thing as you would think.
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>>718092384
Well that fucking sucks.. there's only two options, become a cuck and allow your girlfriend to keep photos of her ex boyfriends dick on her phone.. I mean wtf? Or dump the bitch and move on with life instead of staying with a whore who finds the only good thing in men, dick size.

You struck a real shit nugget here OP, she's not worth the time. Also she stated she missed his dick, therefore sometime down the line she will get in contact with him again, and of course.. it will just be for the dick.

Your ego is fucking gone, not coming back. Take a year off relationships and try better yourself.
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>>718118580
Thats Miguel Alvarez. He was a doctor and father of two. He got mistaken for a local cartel member and got tortured and murdered by another cartel group. He had nothing to do with it, it was simply a mistake. Terrible story.
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