ITT : things you do that looks ridiculous but that, actually,

As an outback steakhouse kitchen manager, I gotta say, I've tried this before, and it never worked.
The effect it has on your eyes is in your sinuses, from breathing.

>>718097058
Also I crack boiled eggs on my forehead to peel them

>>718097296
DEBUNKED

>>718097296
Are you trolling ?

http://chemistry.about.com/od/chemistryfaqs/f/onionscry.htm

propanethiol S-oxide up in the eyes, nothing with sinus, you untaught retard

>>718097058
You're a genius.

>>718097058
Just chew gum while cutting. That shit doesnt work and it looks fucking stupid

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>>718097058
After taking a shower, I push water drops from my skin, for like 1min, before using a towel : it keeps the towel clean for a longer period and makes you dry faster

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>>718098210
>dry faster
>spends entire minute pushing water before even grabbing towel

Just fucking wash your towel like an adult you basement dweller.

nobody got some tips ? Lifehacks ?

fucking pakis

>>718097058
i do the same thing with chemistry goggles..... my roommate judges me

>>718097058
Sean?

>>718099442
>>718099330
You believe that I would post a pic of myself on /b/..?

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when using phones to explode bomb you need less people to kaboom fhilty americans

>>718098210
yeah me too

we're bringin' strigil back

I put ginger in the garlic press

>>718100597

cause cutting shit up is too difficult?

>>718097058
Leave the sink running overnight so the sink can improve it's skills.

>>718097058
>peel onions.

I just put a small fan on the counter blowing the gas away from my face.

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>don't speak and act like everything going on around you is beneath you
>people will think you're a genius

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>>718097582
Chill out there jumpy. You sound like the kind of person who gets off on telling people they're wrong.. Might wanna wash your panties now sport.

>>718101261
nice

>>718102223
You doing alright, man? It's ok, it happens to the best of us. Hang in there, bud.

>>718097058
if your knife wasnt dull as fuck it wouldnt be spraying onion juices into your eyeballs

>>718102223
Excuse me, but have you read the retarded post I answered to ?
>>718097296

When you're wrong... you're wrong ! Whatever I sound like.

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>>718102484

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>>718102517

>>718102728
You hate yourself. We're trying to help you see that. We're here to help, bud. Don't you wanna heal?

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>>718097058
Just run the onion under cold water...

>>718102728
Yeah, and just because your right doesn't make you sound any less desperate to shove facts in somebody's face. You're a complete asshole, very unlikable.

>>718103591
no easy to cut onions under running water...

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>>718102276
fuck off

>>718103600
Can't even use "you're" when it's called for.

>"your"
Kek!

You are really insecure and judgmental

>>718104008
It's called a mistype you judgmental prick. Yet again proving that YOU'RE an asshole.

>>718098210
>>718100416
Oooh I do the same anons, you're smart

>>718104254
There's not much you can do when you're wrong like that other than lash out, like you're doing.

>>718103890
Walking water

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>>718097058
I do the same thing. Assumed I was the only genius

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>>718104867
you serious?

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>>718104867

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>>718106380

who's this fatty kek

>>718102223
>Someone said something retarded
>He refutes it and cites a source
>Damage control damage control, you mad bro?
Seriously, fucking kill yourself.

>>718106380
I do want that

>>718102998
Not him, but you can go fuck yourself. You're literally telling the guy who corrected something that was totally wrong that he hates himself.

>>718107115
Not him, but you can go kill yourself. You're literally telling the guy who's trying to help him heal to go fuck himself.

>>718106294
You're experiencing anxiety. And you should. You've come up against a smarter being and need to learn your place. This should have an inhibiting effect on you so that you protect yourself from making a fool of yourself in the future.
You should come away from this transaction with lower self-esteem

>>718106904
well said

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>>718100119
>Its 2007 new year eve
>Terrorist guys with bomb that is connected to phone
>phone gets a new years congrulations from telephone company
>bomb goes boom
>rip terrorist

>>718107779
Suicide isn't something to joke about

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Just to clarify, The idiots arguing over damage control and correctness in this thread are ALL fucking whining early 20 something year olds who should ALL An Hero and at least TRY to be like men in that aspect.

>>718107779
You're a brown nosing moron.

>>718109199
>covert damage control

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>>718109341

>>718097058

Those are shallots you dumb nigger. Also if you use proper knife technique, you won't be getting onion vapor in your eyes.

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Buy large amounts of dog food and eat it.
Buy small amounts of human food and eat it.
People will wonder how you got so fat from eating small amounts of food.
You were actually eating large amounts of dog food and no one is the wiser

>>718110437
Prove this works