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So /b/ I have a crush on this cute homeless girl who hangs out downtown

She is about 19 years old (im 36) and has an awesome body and pretty face. Problem is some days she is cute and sweet, other days she is loudly yelling about the kardashians or government radio waves.

I have gotten to know her pretty well, taking her to get lunch and stuff, and offered repeatedly to let her stay at my place. She seems close to accepting my offer. I really want to get her in some cute pajamas after showering and bone the fuck out of her.

Question is would you do it? Would you stick your dick in super crazy

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What are you /b/ros drinking tonight? I'm enjoying the fruits of my labor and drinking my mead that I made.

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Short hair thread?

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ITT:Musics that give you goosebumps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Un9HLDCTCs

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Were/Are you pic related?

Why?

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I'm gay

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Man. What a ride its been, at least so far. I've lived through 2 close calls to the site shutting down, Habbo Hotel, /guro/, the crisis from transitioning from the (original) site domain 4chan.net, into .org, the fappening, Longcat, /l/oli (oldfags remember that one, and if you say /l/ is fake, we all know you are the newfag around here), and not forgetting the hilarious moment when moot got hacked. Regardless, 4chan has brought me good memories, hilarious OP delivers threads, including but not limited to, various Sharpie in Pooper threads, plus that guy who had firecrackers the night after the Paris attacks. (Stupid sandniggers, ruining all the fun). I've also learned how to pick locks, pickpocket effectively, make nerve agent, and even seen the (accidental) occasional CP.

So, my question for all you lovely /b/-tards, or at least for the ones that want to pay attention,

What has 4chan done for you? What is your most memorable moment on this site?

Pic unrelated, just something for you faggots to do if you don't want to reply.

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/b/, i fucked up and i need help

i need to find 10 fossils for a university homework assignment. apparently you can find them in tiles commonly used in flooring or in bathrooms, but anyone has any photos of fossils that they found it could really save my ass.

i dug around in my backyard for hours but i didnt find shit. this is a bogus assignment, i dont even know what the fuck im looking for, here. please help me i need this class.

so, /b/, u got any fossils?

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Hey, folks. /b/'s friendly neighborhood surgeon here. It's been a few months since I've done one of these.

Ask me your medical questions.

Pic related. Dis jus what I do.

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WTF happened to the old 4chan?

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Name your top 5 best metal bands.
Just been to see Meshuggah in Manchester UK and it was awesome

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Celeb thread part trois

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Hey /b/, did I fuck up?
>Be me 1 year ago
>22 years old
>Move to new city
>Get horny one day and decide to call up a massuse/escort
>Meet with her and hit it off
>Continued to meet with her many many times over the course of this last year.
>Know all about her life, she knows a good amount about mine, has given me her real name and number, we became kind of friends

Then about three weeks ago

>Go to her place
>Get massage
>Make small talk
>After about 40 min of massage she tells me to flip like normal
>Massages my chest for a bit and makes her way down to my dick
>Starts to suck it and I blow in her mouth not long later
>Comes back and continues the massage
>After 5 min im ready to go again
>She goes to grab a condom
>Puts it on me
>Tells me she wants doggy
>Start fucking her in doggy
>About 1 min in I start losing my boner
>this has happened a few times throughout our meetings, usually go back to BJ while I get it back then grab another condom
>this time is different
>She says "screw it just take it off"
>I say "really?"
>She goes "Yeah. I'm on the shot, got tested this week and am clean, and since the only girl you see is me, I don't see why not"
>I say ok and take it off
>Proceed to have awesome sex
>Pull out and cum all over her
>She gets up cleans off and starts the shower
>we take a shower together, talk about life
>fuck again in the shower
>clean up
>leave money
>leave

This is all fine until today

>Wake up
>Have inflamed red ring around my penis
>Hurts to Jack off
>Itches when I pee

So /b/ did I fuck up? Anyone know what this is maybe? Pic related

TLDR: Fucked a hooker without a condom. Woke up with red inflamed ring around my dick and it hurts to Jack off.

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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:
>>719560650

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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Got any good Pokemon /b 3: Stardust Crusaders