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I may have fucked up /b/

> be working night sanitation at hospital
> usually left to ourselves in sections
> mop mop mop with the headphones in etc
> pay is slightly over minimum but easy enough work
> get assigned to morgue as part of my tasks
> kinda creepy for the first week or two
> eventually curiosity gets the better of me
> I want to see me some dead bodies
> I'm not stealing anything.. Just want to peek
> drawer coolers are locked
> I have access to office for cleaning though
> eventually identify correct key
> first few peeks are standard corpses
> it's a thrill to be in the grey zone of legality
> becomes habit whenever particularly bored in that department
> then it happens.. Why I'm making then post.
> Wed is usually slow so I do my thing
> this time though.. First slab has a girl on it
> maybe somewhere between 10 and 12
> curious what killed her.. Pull back cover
> no visible wounds.. Pre autopsy too
> a terrible dark feeling washes over me
> usually I don't mess with the bodies at all.. Pretty sure that is illegal
> I'm addicted to the thrill of being a rule breaker at this point though
> I touch her cold body.. I touch it everywhere I can without moving her
> try to slip a finger in her, but legs are closed
> do this for maybe a couple of minutes until risk feels too great
> return everything to normal and leave the morgue
> as I turn the corner I see the night security guard
> nod my head as I go to walk past
> "not so fast.. I want a wors with you."
> my heart rate spikes
> "before you say anything, let me finish. There is a security camera in the morgue. I've seen you peek at bodies before, and frankly couldn't care less. But what I JUST saw.. I don't want to fill out the paperwork for."
> I'm shaking now in full panic mode
> "I don't think this is a line of work you should be in.. If you come in tomorrow night, I'll have to file a report."
> then he leaves me there. I didn't speak.

How fucked am I /b/!?

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Prove your not dumb.

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/b/ Drawthread: Bass Relief Edition

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Chubby wife/gf. Post yours and others tell what they would do.

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facebook slut thread

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Deutschfaden
Götter des Fadens-Edition
Fragen
1. Hi ich bin ___ der Gott aus dem Faden?!
2. Ist eure Garderobe upper-class?
3. Spotify Unsinn - warum für Musik zahlen?
4. Spotify-Empfehlung (bitte nur Hämmer!, optional)

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GILF THREAD

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Survey time.

Post whether you're for or against Trump and post your country.

I'll start.

Against
Canada

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Drawthread. Not poop edition.

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Cock rate thread

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Gwen thread

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Well that's it. Tomorrow is doomsday. It was nice knowing you guys. The cheeto has control of nuclear codes........

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OPERATION NIGGERLOVER:

Attention fellow /b/tards, there is a new operation being undertaken as we speak: operation niggerlover. We must eradicate the desires women are having for the superior black dick and stop anymore nigger babies being born into this world. WE NEED TO UNCUCK OURSELVES.

I have devised a small, but effective plan that you all need to hear if you want to uncuck yourself. First of all, get a second phone, next get tindzer, and get a picture of some "reasonably" attractive nigger from a nigger dating website. Once you have done this, go find the sexiest, biggest, blackest cocks you can stomach, flip the image 180 horizontal in MS Paint and save it to your second phone.

Next, you will swipe right CONSTANTLY. It doesn't matter whether you find them hot or not; they're still nigger fuckers and need to be abolished. When you get matches, immediately ask "Hey, do you like BBC?" and wait for a response. If they say yes, get their social media, take photos from the screen of your second phone and keep swapping pictures with them for a while. Next you will print out lots of posters of the slut's nudes with her name, number, address and social media all included on it (maybe with a shortened link to all their nudes too) with "JESSICA IS A NIGGERLOVER" in bold caps at the top. Leave 100s of these posters around and finally, leave an extra big one at the place you decide to "meet up" so she can see for herself.

This is operation niggerlover. It's time to uncuck the white men. Yes, their big, juicy, black cocks are much more superior than our tiny, white chodes, but size does matter; size of the brain that is, which we are undoubtedly winning in. These niggers don't know who they done fucked with, we will commence strike NOW!

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I am so turned on by my mom. I feel awful but I fap to her regularly. I love listening to her fuck her fb and sometimes sneak peaks of watching them. Before she dated him we used to cuddle a lot and sleep in same bed. When I would have morning hard ons, before we were fully awake she would grind her ass in my dick and she would let me feel her body up.

Now those days are gone and I'm sad.

Am I a horrible person for lusting after her so much?

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Lion vs Bear

Which one will win?