Hey /b/, did I fuck up? >Be me 1 year ago >22 years old

>>719571652
Go to the doctor you mongoloid

Probably just irritation. But go to a doctor anon.

Also post pics of penis

>>719571652
Are you circumsized?

>>719572043

possibly for the skin rash, but itch when he pees? I mean he could get lucky, just have a penis yeast infection, but never know

>>719572082
Yeah I am

>>719571855
>>719572043
I will. Just thought I would ask here first

>>719572143
Yeah it's weird. Like it itches inside my dick. Hard to describe

>>719571652
I can't think of a better thing to say for this thread than "He's in love with a stripper"

Really, though, STDs don't usually show symptoms after one day I don't think?

it looks like what i had years ago, its a lymph something and it pops out. it gets smaller just ignore it

>>719572620
Yea stds usually take a good few days to fester in the body, then they show up and fuck your life

>>719572879
look its this
http://forums.webmd.com/3/urology/tip/1

>>719571652
>got tested this week and am clean

wow you're fucking stupid.

>>719571652
It's probably just raw because you can't keep your shit up. Go to a doctor to fix your erection problem and you should be good.

>>719572620
It's been 3 weeks

>>719573118
That sounds a lot like it

>>719572879
Same symptoms?

>>719573209
It would be weird to have some sorta erectile disfunction when I'm only 22. However maybe.

>>719573142
Yeah. I was thinking with my other head. So stupid of me

>>719573246
yeah dude i had it for probably months before it went down. maybe if i didnt jerk off constantly but i didnt give i fuck im not not jerking for weeks

>>719573366

Well at any rate, most STDs take much longer to show up in males than females, I am not sure 3 weeks is even long enough for any of them. Shit like chlamydia takes up to 3 YEARS to show symptoms in men and sometimes symptoms never show up at all.

I'd go to the doctor though and find out if you've been fucking a garbage can at any rate. Just so you can meet up with her again and right before you get to fucking her, punch her in the fucking head and tell her to get fucked somewhere else.

>>719573142
/thread

>>719573209
This. I had giant blisters from a girl once because she was so tight & wet;friction left blisters. Sometimes when I get off like 5-6 times my dick will swell up like yours looks; it's just sore. Jerk off, the subtle hints of pain feel great. Also when you piss, pinch your urethra were the shaft & head meet an let the piss build up for a second. It's come out with great force of 1000 suns, feels great & cleans out your urethra

>>719573778
I'm really hoping that this isn't an STD and just something else. I like this girl, I can tell she's not a bad person by any means. But she very well may have just fucked me over intentionally or not. If I get tested, will things I don't have symptoms for come back positive or not?

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>>719573895
Interesting

>>719573118
>http://forums.webmd.com/3/urology/tip/1

>tip

that url

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>>719573895

lol you need a reality tv show or something. call it "extreme pissers" or something and travel the world looking for batshit crazy people liek yourself.

>>719574012
Dude if she has STDs, she knew it. Girls are very in tune with their cunts and minor infections cause them extreme pain. If your dick looks like that and it happens to be an STD, she fucking knew. And on top of it, she's probably still fucking the guy who gave it to her.

>>719573778
not always the case. I had gonorrhea and I fucked on saturday, and by.. tuesday? I had symptoms.

>>719574012
>thot
>not a bad person by any means
Congratulations you played yourself

>>719574337
That's the first I've honestly heard of it hitting someone that fast. Weird. My ex fiance fucked around on me and when I found out she offed herself like a fucking kid, two years later I found out I had some std she got from some backwoods redneck tranny she was fucking.

It was honestly worth a laugh to me because she's still dead. :')

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>>719571652
You fucked a prostitute...
without a condom...

>I was tested this week
How fucking stupid are you?

>>719574504
nice

>>719574012
most std don't show symptom and take time to be detectable but are quickly contagious.

let's say she got tested 3 days b4 you fucked, the test would only revel std that are a month old or more. she might have fuck 100 guys b4 and after he test that are not detectable.


also your doc will explain the result and solution

>>719571652
Confront her about it if it turns out to be dick cancer OP also you know you could have prevented this by shopping at Ross right?

>>719571652
Most likely thricomoniasis. Parasite that causes thrush like symptoms. Or clamydia. Get a test and then either take an antibiotic given to you or the anti-parasitic usually metronidazole (flagyl) doesnt sound serious just go get a check and get it done

>>719574012
Yeah if you get tested they'll know without any symptoms. I fuck crackheads & fat bitches all the time. Once you have a lot of sex, and sexual partners, you'll be able to tell whose got STDs. If it looks wrong it probably is. I really don't care if I get an STD though. They lay dormant in men for decades; I hope I'm giving every dirty slut I fuck aids. As long as I don't get herpes I don't give a fuck.

I've fucked a bitch with herpes ; as long as she isn't having an outbreak. You could end up like my uncle with blisters all over our tongue.

I'm just a nasty freak from the ghetto who fucks anything
Don't listen to me I buttfucked a homeless man & smoked meth with him

I wish this were an artistic work of fiction

>>719573778
3 years. Fuck off internet warrior, symptoms can show up just a tiny bit quicker you stupid cunt. Fuck off

>>719574504

yea. I mean unless I somehow had it before without even know it and it just happened to hit me then. But then this dumb bitch honestly tried to accuse me of giving it to her. Though I was a dumbass in this situation for raw dogging her in the first place. I thought being a nurse she'd have more sense

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>>719574644
This is true. It's also worth mentioning that THOROUGH testing wouldn't even get results back in the same week she was tested. Take HIV for example, prelim HIV tests take a week minimum, then the for sure pos/neg test is like a month I think where they watch the blood samples and see if anything's going on.

>>719574835
lol mad/10

>>719574644
also you said that she bj your jimmy without a hat....... bj are a high risk for all std other than HIV(ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO GET AS THE DUDE)

>>719574838
oh dude if she tried flipping it around on you after YOU showed symptoms she totally knew she had it.

>>719574835
Shut the fuck up you Cromag foreheaded fuck

>>719574968
yea I didn't care cause I had no interest in fucking her again. I was just like "whatever, better get checked out, l8r m8"

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>>719571652
>got tested this week and am clean, and since the only girl you see is me, I don't see why not
>pull out and cum all over her

you're really stupid anon

>>719574216
Some women can be carriers of chlamydia without experiencing any symptoms.

So they can spread it to other people without even knowing they're carriers.

>>719575244
I'm sure it's possible, but they are statistically way more prone to symptoms earlier.

>>719574753
And this why nogs have the highest rates of stds out of any group. Over 50% of sheboons have herpes. Getting it is pretty much a guarantee if you are fucking them raw

>>719575151
Yeah. I am. At the time though I was so into it I don't know what I was thinking

Honestly what I'm thinking now is why she let me raw dog in the first place. I think it's cause I got to know her so well over the last year. Also she said I'm the first client she let fuck without a rubber. But who knows

>>719575417
75% of women show no symptoms when they're infected with chlamydia, actually. A large portion of men too.

50% of women show no symptoms when they're infected with gonorrhea.

So there are plenty of women out there who can spread STDs without even being aware that they're infected.

congrats you have herpes

>>719575549
Can confirm black dude here and black bitches are like fuckin Russian roulette with a fuckin weave

>>719575937
what about AIDS?

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>>719575933
Idk Op maybe raw dog it again, if it gets worse savagely beat her in a self defence way, but honestly man were you not hesitant at all?

>>719576173
Well, HIV takes a long time to show any symptoms, and it's infectious during that time.

Gonorrhea and chlamydia are somewhat special cases, though, as a lot of women can have the diseases all their lives without ever knowing, especially seeing as there are some men who are the same, only not in the same numbers.

So, there have been cases of girls born with chlamydia, and have inherited the same trait, and since they obviously won't get tested for it as virgins, they're likely to spread it to the first person they have sex with.

>>719576173
at least 1/3 people have with hiv don't know
symptom can take 10 year b4 slightly showing

any adult should get test at least once a year no exception plus OP live in NUC there's a fuckin free clinic around each corner

>>719576269
I was but it's like... hard to explain I guess. Now I'm looking back on it like why the living fuck did I do that. But at the time I'm like ok, she's clean, I'm clean, she hasn't done this with other clients, I know her really well by now. Etc etc etc. People make stupid mistakes and I most likely made one here.

>>719576491
I got tested a month ago before this happened and was clean which is good. She's the only girl I've fucked since then so if I do have something, it's from her.

>>719576269
>savagely beat her in a self defence way

As far as law is concerned, that's a complete contradiction.

>>719576612
Yeah and she knew she was going to infect you and didn't care.

>>719576791
Maybe so.

>>719576494
I get you man, first two hookers I fucked I went raw cause I was too horny to give a fuck couples weeks later there was a tiny bit of blood in my piss scared the shit out of me, lucky for me it was some other shit but yeah ain't worth the risk OP

>>719576629
I'm not planning on heating anyone

>>719571652
I got the same thing when I first wore a condom. Also the only time I ever wore one because Im really allergic to latex. Also explains why its a ring. If you usually wear condoms regularly no problem, go get checked. Might just be a certain brand of condoms that make you break out.

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LMAO you fucked a prostitute without a condom because she said she was clean? YOU FUCKING IDIOT

>>719576629
No no no you're misunderstanding I'm saying like you realise she's infected you with her stank ass cooter right? So that's a form of biological warfare and in that moment you must defend yourself from further infection thus warranting the savage beating, the laws pretty simple dickshit.

>>719577167
>biological warfare
Please just stop talking.

>>719577167
There is no way that would ever fly in court.

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>>719577167
virgin detected

>>719576612
well theoretically you can catch stuff in the metro(0.0001 is still a possibility)

but it's been 3 week just get test next week don't talk to her about it since she have no way of knowing if she had something.

if it reasured you hookers are 3 time less likely to have std than regular girl because the know about protection and screening......the simple fact that she got tested make her more safe than the majority of gil that never got tested cause of shame


also i repeat myself but BBBJ/DATY carry the same risk as vaginal unprotected sex minus hiv .... think about it

>>719577036
Yeah it's really not. She wants me to come see her again and has been texting but I just haven't replied. This may be nothing, it may be something. I'll go get tested tomorrow and if it is something I'll never talk to her again. Either way, gona use a condom 100% here on out

>>719577167
pls tell me this is bait

is that something you heard in middle school and still believe?

>>719577355
Good advice. Thanks

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>>719577167
Found the autistic 10 year old.

>>719576056

almost everyone has herpes you fucking idiot. And if you don't think you have it you probably do.

Disregard me I am just salt I got the herps from skanks.

Redness could be a yeast infection or blantis. It's just kind of a itching pain that get's bad with a lot of friction or if you don't wash.

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>>719577513
>everyone has herpes
There are 8 different types of herpes virus. One or two everyone who has ever had a cold sore has, yes. But you got the really really bad one out of the 8. The REAL herpes.

>>719577093
my ex gf had a latex reaction, lot of good non latex brands out there. I prefer Skyn myself. Trojan Bareskin are good too

>>719577806
Thanks bro, will keep that in mind. Idk how I didn't think to search up a non latex condom. Guess I just don't get laid that often.

>>719577883
No shit.

>>719572293
>Just thought I would ask here first
Why?
you know this isn't the place to ask for real life advice unless this isn't a real life story
have a (you)

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>>719574753

>>719577999
Kek it's easy to get laid now a days I just don't bother to make the effort.

>>719571652
I'd say not an STD but she gave you candida or yeast infection

>>719577452
i'm a hobbyist too so i know the fear but see a good doctor that will give the reality straight and you'll see that thing are not as bad as ppl may seem

also if your clean try seeing her outside of work even if u pay. and if you have something remember that there's a brutally high chance that she didn't know

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>>719572043

You my friend just got yourself an STD

>>719578027
Idk. /b/ is just a large crowd source. Thought I would have a discussion.

>>719578299
Yeah I want to. I'm really hoping thus is nothing and I am clean. We've gotten to the point where she considers me more a friend than a client which is nice kinda

>>719578404
that's the purpose of /b/

>>719578172
It's the age of the thot man, ANYONE can get pussy now a days but a meaningful relationship that doesn't end with some cunt saying "I don't feel like we're compatible anymore" and then goes and fucks ten dudes before spreading bullshit rumours about you is a hard thing to find dude

>>719578627
i hope for you it's true but remember if all you text is about her job and you don't see her outside you're not a friend you're income

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>>719577472
indeed

>>719578764
Next thing you know she starts saying that he gave it to her.

>>719571652
Have a fairly similar story with OP. Have fucked a total of 5 times and the last 2 was unprotected. Last 2 condom-less sex with masseuse was last 2nd week of December. Havent felt anything on the nether region. Hmm.

>>719578773
I know that's a possibility and ive known that since the begnning.We talk about life, sex, money,work,family,etcetc but it could still be solely for that one reason

>>719579322
Yeah and I hope nothing comes of it man. But remember her profession

>>719579229
And then sends her sneaky fuck friend in to your place to "collect her things", like seriously the more women I get to know the more I start thinking about dicks

>>719579401
do you have discord or something we could have a chat as hobbyist

>>719579505
Yeah man I do. I'm down to talk about it. Never really get to lol

>>719579652
me neither except by forum and to one friend that use to do it

do you have a platform in mind.... could be a new account that you just created for all i care

>>719579848
Anything works.

>>719579652
https://discord.gg/qX7A2
work inbrowser

I thought this thread was going to be interesting.
Can we at least see her OP?

>>719575151
yeah that is a fucking red flag.

>>719580261
Ya 1 sec

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>>719580261
From her ad

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>meet a new group of people through work friend
>one is a 9/10 blonde Gwyneth Paltrow
>turns out she works at massage parlors
>"massage parlors"
>know her for five years, watch her fuck everyone in sight
>never consider trying because sex worker, plus some of her fucks looked sketchy as hell
>one day she just asks for sex
>get condom and wreck her thinking it's one night thing
>she tries to move in
>start fucking her without rubber, pullouts and cum on her from every angle
>she's still working in the """""sex industry""""""
>start accidentally cumming in her, because it's hot
>awesome screaming fights afterwards
>move out, she ran up my phone bill a bit but otherwise scot free, never got any illness
MFW

>>719579484
Then the whole world is against him

>>719571652
Well op at least it isn`t herpes. I should no :(