So /b/ I have a crush on this cute homeless girl who hangs out

you realize she is going to rob you if you do that, right

I was homeless earlier in life and know all the tricks. I am ahead of this girl in the game. But yes, you are correct sir. She would try.

Don't do it! Anything you want! Trust me! Please!

https://www.reddit.com/r/GIFS_WEBM_NEW_PORN/comments/4xmxsy/kristen_scott_plump_teen_pussy/

>>719573262
she probably has some kind of std, maybe even aids so just showering her won't help you

Come over if you want! ANYTHING YOU'LL REGRET IT TRUST ME!

the reason she hasn't said yes is because you're a creepy old virgin loser.

>>719573485
so just fuck her. not at your place. at her place, behind a dumpster. you both like this shit.

Never stick your dick in crazy OP. A quick nut is not worth the stds and drama of a homeless, mentally ill, drug addict.

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>>719573262
Yes, yes I would.

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>>719573262
>Would you stick your dick in super crazy

Fuck no man. You're 36 and you haven't gone through this drama?

Crazy is good sex. Amazing sex.

But intense drama, creepy stalking and possible accusations of sexual assault if you piss them off.

Never again. Fuck.

Sometimes crazy is the best fuck you can get...I banged this crazy chick once..like 15 years ago..and to this date..still the best fuck Ive ever had.. Just rubber up and beat the shit out of that pussy !!

>>719573820
Wrong stick your dick in crazy once, twice if it was great.

But for the love of all that's holy use a condom, that you brought and has never left your pocket (since taking it out of the box). Also bonus points if you have a burner phone and use a fake name.

>>719573820
>>719573629
You guys know condoms exist right?

>>719573692
But I'm back really nice guy. Doesn't that count for anything?

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>>719573262
>stick your dick in super crazy
I think you already know this is a bad idea, OP. If she looks like the bitch in the pic at all, then I'd probably want to do it, but somewhere random, maybe even a hotel/cheap motel where they don't take notice and keep quiet-that way you could still get her washed off. Downside is, >>719573335 is completely correct and >>719573629 is the sad truth of it.
Do what you want, OP, but remember you're going to end up losing anything you take in with you and almost certainly catch something-a cancelled credit card lasts a day, AIDS or whatever the fuck else her junkie ass has got will last forever.

i would stay away she will most likely rob you or something.

>>719574400
if some std cunt juice touches your skin you're fucked either way

>>719574807
You're an idiot

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>>719573262
If you haven't already, don't let her know where you live. Take her to a fucking hotel for a "slumber party".

Never let crazy know where you live.

>>719574907
you are the idiot that probably enjoys syphillis on his balls

never stick your dick in crazy. especially if you KNOW she is beforehand. If you do you're an idiot.

>>719575164
The odds of contracting aids from unprotected vaginal sex with a female with aids is 1-250. Do some research dumbass. A little juice on your shaft or balls ain't gonna do shit. Only visible warts or cold sores are dangerous and even then the odds are low. People like you remain virgins because you convince yourself that pussy is dangerous

>>719573262
do you have a pic of her for better judgement whether she is worth it

>>719573262
Virginia 540 area?

>>719574691
good idea about the motel
>>719574986
good idea about the motel again
>>719575662
no pic but she probably weighs 100 pounds, has shoulder length brown hair and hazel eyes, and c cup tits and a small tight ass

>>719574287
>>719574338

why are crazies such a good fuck? why do i keep hearing that rumor

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Dude, people have rough patches in their life! Especially at that age. I'm sure she is fine and as a white male you really owe it you other people to be considerate toward their circumstances. If she decides on her own to give you the PRIVELGE of letting you host her, it's the least you could do.

Don't have sex with her though, that'd be kinda fucked up to take advantage of someone like that. What if the was your sister or daughter, bro?

>>719576111
fuck on outta here

>>719575969
why is she homeless anyway, don't her parents give a fuck about her?

>>719573262
I already stuck my dick in Super Crazy. It's called an "ex wife".

Don't see how a homeless chick could be any worse than what I've already fucked, so go forward, Anon, with my blessing.

>>719573262
nigga
at least first find out how she became homeless
ask around
find someone who knows her past or something
you fucking creepy bastard :)

Watch out for stds my dude

>>719573262
>implying she's crazy
you're just a gullible sheep op

>>719576036
Because they usually have self esteem issues, are down for just abou anything, and love it rough.

>>719576265
some people dont have a stable family life. usually when girls run away theyve been fucked by 10 of their moms "boyfriends"

sadly.

>>719576111
>>719576111
>>719576111
Of course trips has to be a cunt.

Are you sure she is 19 ?
Could be bait to blackmail you.

>>719576693
Hot. I could look the other way morally speaking and get down with some of that.

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>>719573262
Bring her to a hotel, wrap up, don't give her any personal info, don't let her out of your sight, and don't let her use her phone if she has one.

You do NOT invite a homeless crazy bitch into your home and fuck her. You can get:
Sick
Robbed

>>719575586
>People like you remain virgins because you convince yourself that pussy is dangerous

This guy thinks crazy homeless street pussy isn't dangerous

HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU, FAGGOT?

>>719578206
>both

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>>719573262

POST A PIC OF THIS CUNT

I BET SHE'S HIDEOUS AS FUCKING HELL

>>719576111
that was probably the gayest thing i've read all day. i hope you overdose on alphabrain #promocoderogan

>>719573262
You retarded?
She's homeless, hot and a women. Just Rape her. It probably happens every night anyways and she probably likes it. That's probably why she's homeless, so she can get raped all night long.

>>719579072
if she looks like that, she isn't. more plz.

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>>719573262
>Question is would you do it? Would you stick your dick in super crazy

I'm married, so I do it ALL THE TIME

>>719579278
Woah.. edgy cool guy here.
XDdd
>She's a women

>>719579072
this looks sad. another life ruined by drugs :(

OP can't even get a homeless crazy girl who is significantly younger than him to fuck him. Pathetic.

>>719573262
Bullshit
I've never seen a hot homeless person. I don't think I've ever even seen a homeless women before. Where you live OP? California?
In Detroit the only homeless I see are old men, guessing all the women their get raped or are living in crack houses as crack slaves.

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>>719577887
also DON'T fall asleep around her, even if you're both tuckered out...expect to be removed of wallet, any watches or jewelry, and possibly your car+house keys...SERIOUSLY DON'T

>>719579410
>>719579278
this guy is actually fucking smart, because he took into consideration that she has a multiple personality disorder. read the OP post again:


>some days she is cute and sweet, other days she is loudly yelling about the kardashians or government radio waves.

>>719579630
truth. don't ask me why i know this.

>>719573692
Yeah have her take you back to her cardboard box. Hope you like harry and smelly

>>719580128
hairy pussies I like, smelly fuck no

>>719579546
Im a good looking 36 year old man. Have money. Girls like me. Get lots of looks on the sidewalk. I just happen to like this homeless crazy girl.

>>719576882
Fuck morals

>>719573262
>Would you stick your dick in super crazy
Not again.
Did it and lost like 600 bucks and a chunk of my sanity and even larger chunk of my false sense of security.
Looking back 3/4 were fucking nuts and each one of them reinstated my original notion of 'bitches be crazy'

>>719579626

There's a homeless woman where the Lodge exits onto Warren/Forest. Sometimes. Haven't seen her without a hoodie, but I'd probably give a couple of homeless dudes $20 each to pound her out.

>>719580524
have you thought about marrying her and getting her off the street? she would be eternally grateful and will do all kinds of shit for you

>>719579626

I live in Hollywood, CA, and it is overrun with homeless people. They are freaking everywhere, on every major street. Many sit out in front of 7-11s, banks, grocery stores, coffee shops, all begging for money. It's disgusting.

I've seen thousands of them and only ever knew of ONE pretty one. A really pretty blonde teen drug addict. Saw her a bunch of times and she was the topic of a lot of "guy talk" around my office building since she was so hot. She ended up getting raped by 3 black guys within a few weeks. After that, we never saw her again.

>>719575586
>The odds of contracting aids from unprotected vaginal sex with a female with aids is 1-250. Do some research dumbass.

You are an idiot, that's not hoew probabilty works retard, the probability of dying in a car crash is 1/32,322, yet thousans die every day that way, it works taking in account how many people actually die from that odd, 1/250 is too fucking high, enjoy your aids

>>719573262
super crazy or not pussy's pussy man

>>719581037
do an aids before first, though. If she already has aids, fuck her (not literally)

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>>719573262
Do it and post pics

>>719579387
Underrated as fuck! I'm with you on that!

>>719581037
Shes crazy, dude. No. No marriage for her. you trippin.

>>719581150
*aids check

Take her to an STD clinic and pay to have a STD battery run on her. If she comes back clean, you can own that pussy. If she's dirty, well, back to the streets.

>>719573262
>So /b/ I have a crush on this cute homeless girl who hangs out downtown

>crush

There's your problem, if its anything other than just sex, you fucked up. If you're over 30 and don't already know this, you've already fucked up.

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>>719579072
eh, mexicans.

>>719573262
I remember a story about some guy marrying a homeless woman after showing unconditional love to her. Are you trying to do that or just smash? I feel like you could change her ways anon.

>>719581526
he must have loved aids.

>>719581314
It must be pheromones, dude. The girl hugged me the first time i met her. And after that I was into her.

>>719581907
You mean street grime?

>>719581526
Shes too crazy to marry. I really just want to help get her into some kind of mental care. Let her crash at my place for a few days while the city gets ready to grab her. Know what I mean?

>>719581979
I think street girls probably emit like 50000% more pheromones than their hygenic counterparts. So its safe to say I am attracted to her.

>>719581907
are you gay?

>>719576111
Stupid motherfuckin nigger!

>>719581056
Cool story

>>719581907
why did she even hug you, story please

Syphilis... she's got the madness. Plus you know she gets raped regularly... she won't be into sex with you unless she is so conditioned to it that it doesn't even matter. Sounds fun though... but motel and no personal belongings anywhere.

>>719582100
yeah sure, now fuck off and let the rest of us talk

>>719582421
Op got a hug, now he's in love. Hahahahaha.

>>719582421
I gave her 5 bucks the first time i met her. she asked for a little change to buy a joint. i said maybe. walked into 711 and and bought my shit, walked out and gave her a fiver. she gave me a hug for like 4 seconds. felt awesome

>>719582580
You are a certain brand of lonely.

>>719582580
it was probably for heroin, you fucking tool.

>>719582004
I'm getting that you want to fuck this bitch and manipulate her craziness lol

>>719582804
maybe. im hoping its not. i used to do heroin. it turns people into zombies who dont feel empathy. i tried to detect her pupil dilation. people on opiates have TINY pupils. I couldnt tell by looking at her. didnt have good look.

>>719582836
yeah? you think im a freak eh? welcome to 4chan

>>719573262

Never ever EVER stick your dick in cra-cra...some kinda shit will come back to haunt you for the rest of your natural life...

>>719583040
No i dont blame you it's just risky

>>719583049
agreed. i dated a crazy chick who used to be homeless and now i have dick warts :(

>>719576111
>What if the was your sister or daughter, bro?
Then he'd REALLY be in luck. (Spoiler: She'd still get fucked good & hard)

>>719580128
>When harry met smelly

>>719584914
kek

>>719573262
Crazy is fucking hot. Do it. Post pics

>>719573262
>awesome body and pretty face
>other days she is loudly yelling about the kardashians or government radio waves
10/10, marriage material