>HE IS ALONE FOR VALENTINES DAY

>>722404950
Heh its funny because most of my girl friends (Not gfs) are alone today too.

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>>722404950
xD sorry bud

actually, I have a girlfriend. Last year, nada, wasn't too good for me. This year however, I have risen above the normies and have become, THE REAL LIFE ALPHA (dun dun dun) for once!
Sorry for all you other /bros but, ahem, I got a date with a lady today :)

As it has been for 19 years. Why would this year be different?

>>722405105
Ask them one by one if they want to do stuff with you

Is Valentine's day a good day to get chicks? Or the day after ?

>>722405206
Yes

>>722405206
Probably bad.

Most girls are already taken. The rest have a reason why they're single. Mostly because they're insane. Never stick your dick in crazy

>>722404950

There are bras on my fucking floor. I'm engaged.

/b/ is normalfags now. We all live with our girlfriends.

>>722405135

Stop being a cunt

>>722405307
Maybe the day after would be good, since crazy chicks are probably looking for a guy ON Valentine's day , just so they could have that holiday

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>>722405135
What the fuck

>>722405135
Wow that was faggy

>>722405172
Well as I said, I have GIRL friends. Can you take a hint? I'm gay. For fucks sake, read between the cocks... I mean lines. I like cock.

>>722405626
Are you a twink?

>>722405662
I'm a big bear rawrrrrrrrr

>>722405626
Kek
Thanks for the hearty chuckle

>>722405725
You are very welcome.

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>>722404950
no I'm not

>>722405707
And to think we could have been perfect, gay, valentine's lovers

>>722405707
I'll show you a big bear.

>>722405626
What are you fucking gay?

>>722405816
No skin off my cock... there's plenty of gay fish in the sea.

-Kanya West

>>722405859
>fucking gay
I think he might be fucked gay since pretty much all of them are catcher.