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I'll start
>be me
>be in Philippines
>be hanging out with a few buddies having a good time
>go to fridays
>see they have bottomless mojitos for less than $3.00 in Filipino money
>fuckyeah.jpg
>start hammering down mojitos and starting to get a little buzz feeling really good
>friends be challenging each other drinking too much
>"its a family restaurant guys"
>fuck it get on cab and go to night club
>shit is pretty lit up
>flirting with some qt3.14s
>see buddy in distance looking like shit
>go to him as soon as I get there he fucking throws up everywhere
>other friend is feeling like shit too so I have to take them back to hotel
>we all get in a cab
>tell taxi driver to take us to Burgos st. red light district
>on the way we stop on a stop light
>little girl approaches cab selling what I assume is gum
> one friend asks how much
>little girl says price
>friend didn't mean it that way
>"how much?"
>it finally clicks in my head what is happening
>look at friends and I tell them to close window
>"how much?"
>little girl starts making sexual gestures
>nope the fuck out of there
>go to red light district and find plenty of girls to satisfy my needs
>feelsgoodman.jpg

>>722399386
This pic reminds me of 5cm Per Second. Is it?

https://youtu.be/UB7dB8071cQ

>>722400081
I have no clue, I just found it in another cozy thread.

Just got off work. Can't sleep. Can't figure out what to fap to.

I only sleep 2-3 hours a night and there's nothing else to do in my crappy apartment besides sit on the computer.

>>722400279
I just got off work too! I want to sleep after I get off
so I can do shit and hang with people during the
day, but I just never can.

>>722400208
ever had a girl refuse to do something? or get scared?

>>722400208
where did you get the pic from

>>722400229
Yea no anal

He reviews games, makes shitty adventure games and coined the term PC master race

>>722399601
Yahtzee is a mean old man who lives at the school.

Had a ok lets play channel with a fat ozzie. fucked off to US

>almost every leader was a Jew.

>>722400235
would make a decent slam pig.. maybe

ohhh yes ;D kik?

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>>722400235

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>>722399569
Her again

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"how to sexual abuse this bitch"

You're abusing everyone with your autism, try it on her.

fuck her and post a vid of it on here lmao

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>>722399611

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>>722399611
Cost me $350.

Thought I had this fetish, confirmed after that I don't.

>>722399611
Maori???

>>722400256
this would be problem because even if i wanted to stop fap i couldnt.
eventually i would become big man.
very big.

this has got to be the most autistic thread i've seen all week

>>722400256
fap until i could slam dunk

Do a barrel roll

Wear a rubber

Do a barrel roll

>>722399939
Hahahahahahahahah
WHY?

>>722400000
Oooo or shit the King strikes again?????!!!
Sasaaaaayyyyyy hehehehhehe

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Ayy guyz
Could someone check diz

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OP claiming id.

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Derp.

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One of my favorite photos ever.

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>>722399902
captcha was zeus helena I shit you not

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>>722399961

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New people have refused to post in my threads.

>>722399973
Casablanca, Treasure of the Sierra Madre, The Searchers, High Noon, Angels with Dirty Faces, On the Water Front, A Streetcar Named Desire.

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>>722398080