I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty,

>>722491313

You dream of the beautiful face you have found in this place. So soft and sweet.

One day you will both die and your ashes will fly from an aeroplane over the sea.
But for now you are young and all you want is lay in the sun, and count every beautiful thing you can see. Love to be in the arms of all you’re keeping here with you.

What a beautiful dream that could flash on the screen in a blink of an eye

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>>722491335
Suddenly, you awaken from your slumber to the sound of a bloodcurdling scream. You open your eyes to darkness, it takes a split second for your vision to readjust. You feel lonely and cold. Another shriek knocks you back into reality. Anne sitting next to you, clutching her belly, face contorted from pain. A foul smelling fluid lies pooled on the floor around her mid-section. Your hot dirty fuckfest has brought on labor. she cries your name, begging for help, begging for you. The noise. She’s louder than a line of Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell right now. You raise your finger to your lips to tell her to be quiet. But the agony is too much for her to bear. You’ve got to do something or else it will awaken the entire neighborhood and with it, the Nazis. Suddenly you remember the bulge in your pants. You’ve got morning wood. It’s not the best gag, but it will have to do. You stand up, squat like a slav, using her belly as an impromptu stool, grab your still cum-crusted cock, and shove it right inside her mouth. At first, she tries to scream even louder in surprise, but your circumcised 100% Kosher dong blocks her windpipe, reducing her screams to a barely audible gurgle. Suffering from unbearable pain, she bites down on her your meat with each contraction. Now you’e in pain too. With each contraction, she bites down harder, it feels like she’s gonna tear your cock right off. Eventually, the pain subsides for her and she doesn’t bite down as much. Now it seems almost as if she’s starting to enjoy it. You can feel your child kick on your testicles. Clearly it’s excited too. Suddenly, your cock starts to shake like a V-2 again, you pull it out of her mouth just in time. You bust your steaming hot and sticky load, blanketing her like an incendiary carpetbombing of Dresden. Semen stains her mountaintops (all three of them), along with her hair and most of her face. She quietly giggles from the ironic amusement of it all. You giggle too

>>722491386

Then a look of sharp pain shoot across her face. She’s having your baby. You wish you could bear all the pain for her, but all you can do is sit and watch. You look down at her vulva, still oozing with cum from that great fucking you gave her a few hours ago. You can see a head of black hair poking out. You fear that she’s gonna start screaming again, much to your relief, it seems that she’s gotten better control of the pain, thanks to you. She begins to softly moan, it seems as if instead of experiencing excruciating agony, she’s experiencing an orgasm. You can’t help but grin as she keeps pushing. As more of the head becomes visible, her moaning intensifies. Finally a small head emerges from her vagina. You can see a face wrapped in an umbilical cord. A small pair of hands grab the head, she weakly tries to pull the head out. You put your hands around the head and begin to help her pull. Desperately, she goes into the next contraction with all of her energy, and pushed with everything inside of her. She feels everything. She feels shoulders and hips and feet all slide down inside of her and pop out in one long push, with a rush of fluid behind it, and it feels amazing. She throws her head back with a rip-roaring orgasm that penetrates the very heart of her soul.

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>>722491409
You look at the newborn now lying on the floor and see that it is a boy. You have a son. Perfect, perfect in every way. He begins to stir and you realize he’s about to cry. After all that’s happened, you don’t to given away to the Germans from the wails of a newborn. You gently lift him up and place him on Anne’s semen stained mountaintops. The baby quickly finds the breast is soon sucking happily. Semen, blood, amniotic fluid, breastmilk all mix and fill the air with a strange scent that while repulsive, is also extremely arousing. You can’t resist the urge anymore. Your mouth land on top of Anne’s opposite breast, sucking first your own cum, but then her tasty milk. You look into her eyes, she’s somewhat annoyed, but too exhaust to really care. A gust of wind coming from a hole in the wall blows through, cooling both of your sweat-drenched bodies, but also disturbing the little one. You’re afraid he’ll start shivering. You look around the dusty attic for something to keep the baby warm. You settle on Anne’s fur winter jacket, having sat unused for the past two years. You know Anne will definitely not be happy that you ruined her favorite coat, but it’s for the best. She hasn’t been able to fit in it for the past nine months anyway. You carefully wrap your little one in the coat and hand him to an exhausted Anne, she continues to quietly feed him. You notice the dead silence for the first time, not even the other occupants of the Annex, mere feet away in the next room, were roused. You feel a sense of relief. You’re safe, for the moment at least. Eventually you curl up next to her quietly and begin to doze off. Your secret sleeps in winter clothes. Tomorrow, you can find a way to explain the night’s events to your parents and hope they don’t kill each other. You can somehow find a way to get your little bundle of joy to safety. But tonight, you just rest, your first night as a family.

>>722491452


Oh god, just thinking about this is making me rock hard. The hardest I’ve ever gotten. Oh, I think I’m gonna… I’m gonna-

*Cums in Diary*

>>722491313
Fuck off Jeff Mangum.

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that's maybe the worst colorization of a photo I've ever seen

>>722491768

How so?

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Huhhhgggg

>>722491313
Her diary was the first book I read which featured lesbian erotica.

>>722491313
too bad she was a dyke lol

not this again

>>722491335
I thought of this song instantly.

AND I AM LISTENINNNGG TO HEARRR WHERE YOU ARRRREEEE

>>722491335
the only girl I ever loved
Was born with roses in her eyes
But then they buried her alive
One evening
1945

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>>722493039

Yes this again

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>ywn feel Anne's baby kick as you caress her belly as she bounces up and down on your dick, screaming in her native German for more.

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lol

>>722491313
zweet gommunist ze gommunist daughter szanding on ze zea weed water semen stains ze mounden dops, semen stainz ze mounden dops

>>722491313
>imagine she hadn't bathed in 2 years

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>>722494626

>ywn insert your thicc dick deep within Anne's anus while she gives birth, feeling her sweat covered body, kissing her, telling her how great of a job she's doing all while giving the ultimate experience in double penetration, finally ejaculating all over her ass the moment the baby emerges.

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This is probably the only website where you can post fantasies about raping and impregnating a 13 year old Holocaust victim and receive positive reception.

>722491313
passion burning hotter than the jew ovens

>>722495381

Now imagine the bodily fluids she expelled during childbirth (Vernix, Amniotic fluid, blood etc.) covering her body and making the whole Annex smell like an industrial slaughterhouse.

I wouldn't be surprised at all if it was complaints about the building smelling bad that gave them away and resulted in their arrests.

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>>722495598

I'm pretty sure most wives wouldn't appreciate you trying to sodomize them during the most intimate act a woman can perform.

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>>722491313
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>>722491487

I used to fetishize Hannah Taylor-Gordon because of that Anne Frank movie she was in.

>>722491313
Anne Frank made up the holocaust to sell books...

>>722497139

WOKE

>>722491313
fuck off jeff

>>722497169
wut?

>>722497293

That's redpilled as fuck.

I mean, clearly a 14 year old fabricated evidence for the most notorious genocide in history all so she could sell her diary.

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>>722497045

Same tbh

>you will never feel pregnant Hannah's belly bounce on and off your own stomach as she rides you like a horsey

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>>722491313
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>>722491313
Neutral Milk Hotel?

>>722498284

This whole thread is basically just OP shitting on Neutral Milk Hotel and Jeff Mangum for being perverted.

I wonder if he knows we steal his lyrics and use them to ridicule him to no end?

in love with a fictional character? You came to the right board.

She's dead
thats why she sucks at weddings

what the actual fuck

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I wish the holocaust was actually real

but its not, 6 million was made up in the 1800s

>>722501731

Were you expecting anything less from /b/?

>>722501731

It's a copypasta >>>/pol/ uses for pranking >>>/mu/ and Jews

>>722503022
i guess not if we're being honest.

but jesus christ, man

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check em

>>722503133

Pregnant Jewish teenage diarists is probably one of the normal fetishes you see on /b/ tbh

>>722491313
You realize Anne Frank didn't write those diaries it's impossible

>>722491313
The diary is a hoax, you retard. It's fake.

>>722491313
She was ugly Jewess who hated Germans.

>>722491768
Nicolo called
He wants his hair back

Google pia Miranda Aussie actress & dead ringer for Anne frank

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>>722491313
nice pasta

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>>722505009
>they fell for the diarys are fake hoax

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>>722491313
Fuck off jeff

>Visit Anne Frank museum.
>Get to bookcase.
>Go inside, fucking nothing.
>Some wallpaper and newspaper clippings on the wall.
>Rest of museum is just the editions of the diary in 59 million languages.

If you visit amsterdam don't go there its boring and not worth the wait.

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>>722505535

Holy shit

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>>722505699

You should've read this pasta to the visitors and staff and taped their disgusted reactions

Told ya its eerie

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>>722505009

You realize that you're posting this on a thread that amounts to a pedophile's rape fantasy and that no one this board gives a shit about your Stormfag conspiracy theories right?

>>722505878
I'll print it out and make it look old timey. Next time I'm there I'll put it up between the other newspaper clippings hanging there.

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>>722491313

I'll be honest, that made me hard.

>>722491335

Meh

>>722491386

Starting to get a little weird

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>>722491452

Okay, now you're taking it too far.

>>722491487

No. Just no...

>>722506086

Do it.

Alternatively if you don't want to waste your money going in there, just tape it to the door so unsuspecting passerbys will read it.

>>722491596
Came here to post this.

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>>722506086

>when you realize /b/ is about to reach new levels of shitposting by pranking the Anne Frank House

Get ready for those Buzzfeed articles calling us heartless monsters