Just registered on Mega*F*U*K*com and started sexting
come on man leak those pics
^ They can.
How do I remove my own pics???
I am poor can a cool fella gift me a cd key for this game? I heard it's the bomb
>>722486654
That's a lie, that game fucking sucks mate
>>722486875
samurai steel is better than european swords
>>722486936
Of course it fucking is, you damn anime boi
dick rate thredd
>pic related
>my new fuck buddy's cock
>>722486395
>>722486395
3
>>722486395
5/10
I am willing to house and feed anybody who can make it up to Cleveland, OH. Looking to spice up my life with some cool strangers.
>Pic unrelated
>>722484586
Not this time Jeffrey
>>722484586
Were you marooned on a rock in the arctic ocean with a walrus years ago?
I'm Youngstown... on my way
CAMSITES.... yeah yeah, I'm bored as fuck, smokin, can't sleep.
Is there a better site than ome ..gle ??? It's the only one I know of...
bumping
Add me on Kik lulinha_lula
... huh?
Cucked?
Fine. I'll bite. Explain, OP.
>>722484807
If dubs, tell her that you're secretly gay and you've been craving some big black cock to suck on since you started dating her.
>>722484807
DEUS VULT MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS.
Crusader Matius here!
TODAY WE TAKE JERUSALEM FROM THE HERETICS!
Say "Crusader _____ here!" followed up with a saying, like, TODAY WE END THE SARACENS, idfc.
Have fun!
Fuck off
>>722485418
I shall grab my burning logs for you homosexual.
>>722484820
Crusader Ricardo Hertz here! How many times dost thou think I might fart before the couple next to mine arse on this couch leaves?
you fall in love you lose
10/10s only
>>722486545
odd face is odd
Who Wants To Test Drive thus bad boy ???
the guillotine or the dick
Valentine's thread, post the girl that could have been. In addition, post a highly innapropriate poem in honor of the season because fuck it, need a laugh. I go first
>Roses are red
>violets are blue.
>I like spaghetti
>let’s get it on.
>>722483753
I should probably clarify that's not actually her, just someone that looks uncannily like her in that photo.
>>722483844
what's your story anon?
QUICK. You are now thinking of him.
But the weird part is that you are a straight male.
But still, whats his name?
Ryan Haywood
>>722483093
myself.
Neil Patrick Harris
What I want to wear when I become rich.
>>722482380
You will never wear that
>>722482380
so you're pretty passionate about sucking cock, huh?
>>722482380
Id love to see someone strutting down the street taking as much space and attention as possible wearing that. Sounds funny
Oldest you'd fuck /b/?
>>722480393
oldest I've fucked is a 63 year old. I don't have a hard age limit so long as I find them attractive in some way.
>>722480583
sounds about right, oldest I went was 48, a professor at my university
>>722480393
59, shes my friends mom
/b/ why are my hips and thighs so large?
I hate it, looks so wierd. Do i look like a thicc bitch
/b/ or a masculine man?
FUCKING KYS
I have the same build and have never thought about it really. Just don't care about it
>>722483091
Well that's good. So you don't think i look like feminine?
If your cock is below 7 inches you will never be able to please a woman.
k
9 inches*
>>722481052
Hows the wizard life treating ya?