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>got a job that will make me around 1000$ a month
>going to get a place to rent with the money so that I can host parties
>going to have friends bring all the alcohol we need, including but not limited to jungle juice and ever clear
>have a DJ I can bring in
>doing it all because I'm still a virgin going on 20 and I've 100% given up on dating because every single time I try to date a girl it fails because the more they talk to me the less attracted they are
>at parties girls shake their asses on me, let me grope their tits and asses, make out with me, and would hook up with me if not for random bad luck like their friends cock blocking me, a fight shutting down the party prematurely, cops doing the same, etc
>doing all of this so that I can get laid because parties are the only way I can and if I host my own I will know exactly where they are, the exact same time, twice a week, I will have a fuckton of power for being the host, and I can kick anyone out who gets in my way

What think?

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:15:49 Post No.723029353
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:15:49 Post No.723029353 [Report]

Unless you live in some literal shithole, you'll have about $25/week in extra spending money. Good luck throwing a party AND living off that

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:18:52 Post No.723029678 [Report]

>>723029353
Lucky for me I actually live with my parents still and commute, so I can literally just use the money to be allowed to use the physical space for parties, my friends have all said they will handle the costs of everything else, and if I get a place for a little cheaper (even a hundred less a month) I could pitch in too

Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:20:13 Post No.723029793
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:20:13 Post No.723029793 [Report]

>>723028970
> $1000/month

Wow you're going to be making $12,000/ year.
I literally can't even picture a party on your budget.
Just don't.
Save. Work until you get promoted or get a better job.
You're literally talking about top Ramen and Sam's club Vodka parties.
This party is only going to invite people who will wreck your shit for fun

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:13:50 Post No. 723029108 [Report] [View this topic]

what do you got in the regards of ...entertainment

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:26:22 Post No.723030331
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:26:22 Post No.723030331 [Report]

Meow

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little mystery brown ball of something that I suspect is hashish

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:16:54 Post No. 723029477 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT: simple things everyone learned except you
I can't
>properly fold a burrito
>type with more than two fingers
>drive a manual
>whistle

pic unrelated

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:18:50 Post No.723029676
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>>723029477
I can't ride a bike

Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:21:59 Post No.723029966
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:21:59 Post No.723029966 [Report]

>>723029676
gotta get some training wheels, anon

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>social interaction

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:18:03 Post No. 723029615 [Report] [View this topic]

favorite ramen flavor?
I think chicken is best flavor.

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:19:16 Post No.723029705
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>>723029615
So cock flavored?

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>>723029615
beef

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>>723029615
tobasco flavored

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:17:10 Post No. 723029514 [Report] [View this topic]

Anyone wanna spam a bitches email with her own nudes and tributes of her?

Pic related.

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:18:03 Post No.723029612
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We aren't your army fuck off

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I will provide her nudes and the tribs

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Post kik if down

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 06:57:16 Post No. 723027445 [Report] [View this topic]

I think my gf is losing interest /b/ i love her what do i do?

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 06:58:34 Post No.723027634
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>>723027445
She knows there are better guys

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 06:58:39 Post No.723027647 [Report]

Maybe you should do a big gesture to show that you care

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 06:59:21 Post No.723027741 [Report]

Ask people with an actual life, rather than the single faggots, perverts and lifeless idiots who spend their time on here.

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:18:35 Post No. 723029656 [Report] [View this topic]

Name one superhero cooler than Iron Man.

>no cheesy ass costume
>uses science
>rich as fuck

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:20:45 Post No.723029845
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>>723029656
Batman

Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:22:36 Post No.723030020
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>>723029845
Checkmate in one move

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>>723029656
Pulgasari.

He's invincible, and gets stronger the more metal he eats. The only way to kill him is if he eats his 'mother.'

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:04:17 Post No. 723028287 [Report] [View this topic]

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:>>723015218

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:04:39 Post No.723028317
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Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers

Claim :o

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>ITT

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bored and lonely

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:22:36 Post No. 723030022 [Report] [View this topic]

Pics youve saved/shouldnt share/want more of/want spread, GO!

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:06:48 Post No. 723028520 [Report] [View this topic]

Any of you bros have schizophrenia? What's it like? Do you wish you weren't schizophrenic?

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:12:00 Post No.723028938
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Do you ever think that everybody you love hates your guts?

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Could the possibility of me getting high and sometimes hearing the word "meow" being said by a cartoon-ish voice in my head be related to schizophrenia? It's an odd feeling when it happens

Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:19:37 Post No.723029736
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>>723029533
Is there history of mental illness in your family?

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 06:53:49 Post No. 723026997 [Report] [View this topic]

Who hates wiggers?

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 06:54:51 Post No.723027129
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 06:54:51 Post No.723027129 [Report]

I do.

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>>723026997
I do but I'm a hypocrite

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Apparently this one likes to force himself on the ladies....

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:17:18 Post No. 723029526 [Report] [View this topic]

Adult male who just started sitting down to pee. AMA

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:19:56 Post No.723029768
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You use that little buddy?

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:20:18 Post No.723029804 [Report]

When did your parents divorce?
Also, how did you even make it this far?

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Nb4 kys

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:04:46 Post No. 723028329 [Report] [View this topic]

What's was his name again, /b/?

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Beneficial Cucumber

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Bendthatdick Cuminbitch

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>>723028329

Bendherdick cumonyourback

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:12:49 Post No. 723029021 [Report] [View this topic]

Any good For Honor rule 34?

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:27:21 Post No.723030407
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:27:21 Post No.723030407 [Report]

Look up Shadbase.com he has some new for honor stuff with the warden

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible. Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/

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