Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
Claim :o
>ITT
bored and lonely
Lamiaroid
>>723027868 (Rory)
Bologonese is excellent, but if I'm lazy, Italian sausage or meatballs are fine too.
>>723027868
Not your balls ;^)
still here
>>723028389
>gives hugs
>>723028506
>Tfw i had sausage, meatballs, and meatsauce with my spaghetti
>>723028535
Hi syndra
Claiming best girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1i6sUp2jaI
>>723028727
*sip*
how much?
I can pick someone that other guy posted as mine right or against rules?
-names my watermelon "Sonata" and claims her-
>>723028944
The rules can't un-cuck him.
>>723028944
>claims reset each thread
>>723029066
If you kill me all the watermellons explode
Greetings everyone.
>>723029208
That's not true
>>723028732
>meat trifecta
I bet that tasted awesome. And then like good Italian food, sat in your stomach and kept you from moving too much for a while.
>>723028852
not for sale
>>723029315
-pets-
>>723029588
you said you were a escort
>>723029438
It is if i kidnap the watermellons and set it up that way.
>>723029472
Yoi are not wrong. I still have left overs.
>>723029755
That will not happen
>>723029887
>it already has
>>723029643
What's with you and petting things?
>>723030019
It has not
>ika
Hello everyone.
>>723028213
Meatballs were developed to help build jaw strength in children. The adults ate steak and meats.
>>723028309
>bible black
>animes are made for kids
Kek.
>>723028506
You too? Meatballs are lazy.
>>723028664
No, not mine. But you still love the balls.
>>723030100
I have autism
-squeezes and pets you more-
>>723030131
Hanako
Sup bros
>>723030208
It's time to stop now.
>>723030131
Hello!
Koko Kaga = Best Waifu
>>723027216
>>723027216
>Also not taking them will only bite your ass in 2
Am I right in thinking only 1 is on Steam? Probably not going to play past this. I can't really afford to anyway...just got 1 for £2 in a Christmas sale.
>>723030106
Has too. *Giant cage of watermellons*
>>723030131
Hugs the crispy qt
>>723030165
And by accident something good was created and now all can enjoy.
>>723030431
Um not sure about steam but its free on xbox
>>723030384
Damn, I'm so sad, I finally found wifi in this hell hole and Sonata is nowhere to be found. What a waste of time, now I have to bike 25 miles back home in this cold. bye tanya...
>>723030558
I will pet them ._.
~~~
bye
Im back from the shower
>>723030131
Oh hello~
>>723030165
You're goddamn right I love balls
Welp time to sleep. G'night all
>>723030221
Tomoko.
>>723030384
Hiya.
>>723030558
Hugs the space qt.
>>723030732
Whyd they make her look like a man?
>>723030165
Not gonna argue that- comes in handy on weeknights when I want to make something a little quicker. If it's a day off or a weekend though, I go the extra mile on whatever it is I'm cooking.
Hello everyone
>no life
>juvia claimed
>>723030762
Don't leave yet please
I just got here
>Vicks vapor rub is the best invention known to man
Goodnight
>>723030775
Uh hi
>>723030667
Goodbye Ikaros, for now.
>>723030911
I think you're to late for>>723030762
Rip
..Is 35,4C body temperature normal?
>>723031125
2° lower than normal. Probably not
>>723030935
W-What's wrong hun?
>>723030956
Sleep well
>>723031125
What is that in Fahrenheit
>>723030956
Sleep well.
>>723031125
Thats colder than normal tbh
>>723030775
Hello
>>723031007
Oh well. I'll just catch him tomorrow.
>i hope
>>723031236
>wew
Thank you for the lewds
>>723031327
No problem.
>>723031230
95.72F
>>723031230
Look it up
>>723031327
Don't we all I missed him to.
>>723031236
2 much lewd 4 me
>>723030968
Hi back~.
>>723031179
Nothing...
>>723031327
Hi Juvia.
>>723031327
Dont wew the lewds, its disrespectful to me.r
>Minus Respect
>>723030558
>Um not sure about steam but its free on xbox
I'm sorry, did you just assume my peasantry?
>>723031492
Tad on the edge of mild hypothermia
>>723031651
Tell me what's wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb1KCRp2Osg
claim
>>723031513
Oh?
>>723031460
>wew
Careful though. Hama might get mad
>>723031513
Again, I'll just see him tomorrow.
Although i do wish i could've tonight.
>>723031651
How are you?
>
>>723031652
But the lewds are sexy.
>>723032044
What is he going to do?
>>723031770
You should know.
>>723032044
I'm good. How are you?
Squishy squishy~.
>
>>723031961
No stop pls
>>723032500
But you're so close to cumming.
>>723032637
Just remember, lowest of the low
>>723031651
I got up for a bit, Im back now
>>723032637
Boobs
>>723032093
Good point.
Don't tell Hama but keep going
>>723032335
I'm good. Just enjoyed the nice weather again
And stop your lewd thinking, you perv
>>723032335
I.... don't...
>>723032637
No pls to much
>>723032726
Don't say that.
>>723032738
Thank you.
>>723032823
I will stop if Tanya tells me.
>>723032823
Literally still here
>I guess you really arent my friend
>>723033040
Alright I will stop. This is the last one.
>>723032637
> Titty fuck
Wew.
>>723032738
Good, i missed you.
>>723032935
I saw it.
>>723033172
boobs
>>723033258
Yeah. I wasnt gone long and stuff
>>723032823
That's good. Maybe you should stop putting lewd things in and on my head then, you perv.
>>723033045
>wew
>>723033083
I-i'm s-sorry
I am your friend
I just like lewds.
You can't hate me because I'm Flawed...
>
whew indeed
>>723033083
i'll be your friend
>>723033502
We're not friends
>>723033546
I dont make friends with liars and betrayers
>>723033372
Don't get suck into the boobs.
>>723033172
Thanks fam love ya.
>>723033258
https://youtu.be/50vlHm4TNpI?t=16s
>>723033650
how did i lie or betray you...?
>>723033546
Hi
>>723033675
I can control myself
>>723033812
From the start. You never wanted me, you just toyed with my emotions and when I wanted to get away you guilt trip me back in.
>>723033878
hi at least you're my friend
>hugs
>>723033949
you don't really believe that do you....?
>>723033476
I was just trying to give you a hug and you're trying to take advantage of me.
You're the pervert here
>>723033650
B-b-but i didn't mean to h-hurt you
>i j-just wanted l-lewds
>
>>723033735
Holy fuck I forgot this guy was a thing.
>>723033878
Good, good.
>>723031323
>>723031700
Felt like I had a fever, but guess not..
>>723034042
Yeah. Nice to see you too. How was your afternoon?
>>723034042
I actually do. It's the reason I tried to ignore you for the longest time. You manipulated my feelings to the point where I actually worried about you while you were off flirting with anything that gave you attention. For that, I will never forgive you.
>>723034083
At this point it doesnt matter. Nothing you do hasn't already been done
>>723034042
Of course he does. He loved you and you never gave him a chance. You are a disgusting person and a sociopath, you don't feel anything for anyone and you only care about yourself. I can go on and on about what kind of person you are but it's time for me to sleep.
>>723033372
Where did you go?
>>723033735
> Ah man that brings me back.
You thought i wouldn't find out.
>>723034083
But you knew how i would react to such a hug, and yet you keep giving me them. You're the one taking advantage of me, clouding my mind with lewd thoughts.
>>723033735
Fucking kek
>>723034468
B-b-but you flirt with Tomoko.. thought we was open and cool
>>723034468
Its better if I dont go into detail
>>723034379
it was so boring so i walked around outside until my legs started to hurt
>>723034405
would you be happy if I disappeared and never came back here?
>>723034449
heh... that hurt...goodnight lewd-hama...
>>723034405
Just because i want to see a lewd hama doesn't mean i don't want to be your friend...
>>723034468
I did not. I was simply giving you a hug that your perverted mind took the wrong way
>as usual
>>723034715
Thats a lot of walking. You really do need to find something to occupy your time
>>723034715
>it was so boring so i walked around outside until my legs started to hurt
>outside
found your problem!
>>723034859
maybe i'll join a cult
>>723034715
Masher
Watched https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwwbatpjsyU yet?
>>723034599
>
How could you...
>>723034669
Alright i understand.
>>723034729
> As usual
See, you know i how i react to these things and you keep doing them. Because you like to be thought of like that!
>>723034715
Honeslty at this point yes. I know it wont happen though. I'll go to sleep and come back tomorrow only to find out that you forgot we even had this conversation and will be flirting with everyone. Its in your nature
>Stupid of me that I tried to defend you from the things people tried to warn me about, only for it to backfire
>>723034729
Its not the fact that you want to see lewds, its the fact that you said you wanted them from a random person in public.
>>723034992
I dont think it would be good for you to do that kind of thing.
>>723035087
Yeah its not clean
>>723034992
There will be no cults while i'm around.
>>723035087
What is this Heresy taken on a phone.
>>723035087
Oi oi oi oi, I see how you are with Tomoko
>>723035275
We agreed our erp was for fun.
>>723034981
It's the weekend, I don't want to spend it inside lol
>>723035008
not yet, the kids are still awake and are still sucking up all the wifi
>>723035119
if you really want me gone then i'll go, i hate myself for leading you on
>>723035221
they have a lot of fun and i'm very bored
>>723035267
oh there's 100s of them here~
>>723035343
You mean to tell me Hanako is serious with me?..
>>723035087
Not my fault you react like a pervert every time i try to hug you.
>>723035119
They were supplying me with lewds of a beautiful, big breasted woman. Of course i was going to want more.
And it's not like i was going to get them privately.
>>723035386
I think you could find something better and dont go I like you.
>>723035429
I dont know. Ask them.
>>723035221
Glad to be back home?
>>723035275
I feel so betrayed.
Hotaru Shidare claimed
>>723035529
What have I done...
*commits sepoopoo*
>>723035507
this happened to me many times before, all i do is cause pain, i'm better off alone
>>723035529
Of course. Its nice to have some alone time.
>>723035542
Less lewd
>>723035617
But youre my friend and I like talking to you. I also know you dont want that.
>>723035730
you probably don't mean those words but thank you for saying them
>>723035542
That the girl from that candy commercial anime?
>>723035386
>they have a lot of fun and i'm very bored
Just play games with me instead!
>>723035907
I do mean them. You may be a bit weird but that makes me like you more if anything.
>>723035911
yeah lmao
>>723035487
But it is your fault that you keep encouraging it.
>>723035583
No, you don't get that honor, there is only one way your life shall end...
>>723035730
Oh my, alone time huh. How lewd~.
>>723036005
im not a gamer
>>723036043
ugh... i just dont know..
also dva side waifu, even though I hate people who play her
>>723036097
Do it, kill me, I have dishonored you..
>>723036097
No I mean having space from people.
>>723036104
I dont want to lose you. I dont know how to make that clear to you.
>>723035386
I shall purge them all for the fatherland than!
>>723036369
i think i'll stop being flirty and lewd with everyone so that no one can fall in e-love with me like Hama did again
>>723036374
hahaha even the police are part of the cults, there's not stopping them
no one really bothers me because i grew up with all of them and i'm welcomed there any time
>>723036595
Whatever you decide to do as long as you dont go.
>>723036595
>cults everywhere
What kind of place you live in? Why there are these cults?
>>723036329
Any last words?
>>723036369
Well, that too i guess.
>>723036755
Yeah its nice to be in a familiar place
>>723036755
I shoulda stayed faithful.
Do it
>>723036595
The cults run when they see me on the horizon.
>>723036729
that's for hamakaze to decide
>>723036753
i live like 10 mins outside of fairbanks xD
and iunno the cults started popping in the early 70's and are even stronger today
>>723036264
Winkyface!
>>723036104
>im not a gamer
sad times
>>723036595
>i think i'll stop being flirty and lewd with everyone so that no one can fall in e-love with me like Hama did again
this sounds boring
>>723036838
May your death restore your honour. Goodnight, sweet prince.
>>723035386
Like I said, it'll all be forgotten about soon
>>723035487
>I expressed multiple times I would give them out in pm.
Im done for reals, commence talking behind my back again
>>723036809
Yeah,i don't like being away from home for too long either. But it's nice to get out and visit people.
>>723036838
> Bang
>>723036983
Thank you luv
*ded*
>>723036104
>im not a gamer
Holdup
>>723036969
They will probably still just want you to go.
>>723037070
Yeah its nice but I cant do it for too long
>>723036947
i don't but they're really brainwashed, they won't run away
>>723036983
woof~
>>723037052
do you want me to stay or go, your choice
>>723037087
yet*
>>723037142
i don't want to cause any more drama though so it's best if i vanished
>>723037145
>woof~
Bork!
>>723037071
*bows head*
>>723037246
d-don't say that about my mother -.-
>>723037231
But I like you and want you to stay.
>>723037348
bork bork.
Bork?
>>723037071
Haha now that that's out of the way. How are you!?
>
>>723037142
Just in short bursts.
>>723037265
Already got this.
>>723037181
Better start.
>>723037145
All I want is to stop caring about you. To stop worrying and crying. I want myself to let go but my subconscious wont let me.
>>723037433
Why your waifu is a dog?
>>723037492
Yeah any longer and I just get really tired
>>723037492
Yay my sins have been atoned!
Grinding in da Destiny as usual~
>>723037394
even if it hurts hama?
>>723037433
well she is strict but doesn't mean I don't love her!
>>723037520
i need a gaming computer -.-
>>723037534
i don't want you to let go, i want us to stay friends, i wanted us to be more than friends but i just couldn't open my heart to you
>>723037668
I dont want to because I'll only hurt myself in the long run. I'm no good with my words, this is why you always prefered Tomoko over me from the beginning
>>723037668
No. Youre right. Go. Come back one day maybe but yeah go for right now.
tomo