ITT: simple things everyone learned except you I can't >properly

>>723029477
I can't ride a bike

>>723029676
gotta get some training wheels, anon

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>social interaction

Manual is very easy. Automatic feels like a go cart. Can't drive a manual just means haven't tried and/or haven't practiced. But it'll be obsolete soon, if it's not already, so don't worry about it.

>>723029966
It's not for a lack of trying. I had spinabifida when I was born so I have symmetry issues.

>Can't go into public without constant fear and eventual breakdown

>>723029477
not true anon, I also cannot whistle

Swim. Write cursive. Get laid.

I can't snap my fingers. But I can crack my knuckles by just clenching my fists a certain way, so it makes up for it.

>>723030246
This. Had to learn how to drive manual in 5 min for a job. Boss told me to take some equipment to a site, told him I din't know how, he told me the basics and that was that. Anybody who can't learn manual either hasn't tried or is actually retarded.

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>>723029477
>>type with more than two fingers
fucking retard hahahahhahahahaahhahaha (typed with 4 fingers working in unison)

I've never tried to fold my own burrito before

>>723030572
I can't picture typing with four fingers, I use all ten, though I guess I'm on mobile so I'm only using my thumbs right now

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Here you faggots go, enjoy a basic skill.

>>723030794
thanks masta

I can't do the Vulcan sign with either hand.

>>723030532
Yeah pretty much the same for me, I had to drive an old tractor, only three gears but I used all three quite well. That Allowed me to buy a super cheap car with excellent gas mileage, manual, and drove it with no problem. In fact I've had to compression start it twice due to my alternator draining my battery, so it being manual actually helped quite a bit.

>>723030794
You forgot the simple yet almost essential "tuck" step, using the end from step three to push ingredients back into center. Allows one to fold fat ass burrites.

>>723030358
>make mouth into an 'o'
>exhale
>???
what am I doing wrong?

I can only whistle while inhaling

>>723031165
It doesn't fucking work!!!

>>723029477
Big hint on the manual situation;
get something with decent low range torque (makes power just above idle). Doesnt have to be anything heavy duty but if you take a gutless car that was designed to have nothing more than a auto gearbox and shove a manual in it you will find they can be extremely difficult to drive.
T. I fell for the 'manual is fun XDDD' meme

>>723029477
basically me but
>can whistle very well
You'd think that's better off than you, but my inability to roll burritos properly is made worse by the fact that i'm Hispanic.

I am shame.

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>>723029477
Wow anon i cant
>Fold a burrito
>Drive a manual
>Jerk off without a broom handle up my ass
>Whistle
Dude its like life is just a dumpster fire.

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>>723030973
Another skill nobody knows but is fucking easy. Needed some help from a friend. At this same time his car was fucked, alternator was draining the battery, and the battery itself needed replacement. Replaced the alternator in exchange for a favor, first time doing it and very easy.

>>723031165
funfact: some people are geneticaly unable to whistle due to overbite, underbite or tooth positioning.

>>723031165
Fold your tongue a into different positions and put it near your top row of teeth. If you try enough you'll find the sweet spots that whistle, and if you practice a little you can instantly find them.

>>723031165
Probably your tongue position. It should be perpendicular to your bottom teeth, the tip of your tongue touching the inner-top side of your teeth. Only way I can explain it, sorry if too confusing.

>>723031165
It's about the tongue as well. Act as if you're blowing on something, to cool it, or to stoke a fire, then move your tongue (typically raise and lower) until you achieve appropriate air speed to cause vibration, thus creating sound. A whistle. Just takes practice. If not that then use your hands or teeth to do it, you can find a way.

>>723031443
arnt burritos technically bastardized tex mex food?

catch a football. I can catch literally anything else people throw at me except a football. I think it's the shape, I just don't know where to grab it

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>how to say goodbye

>whistle
>crack my fingers, or anything

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>>723029477
I can't read

I can't swim; my country is landlocked anyway so I don't care.

>>723031495
Yeah all you need is a manual of that model and make, and it can be fixed. I fixed it after a couple times of having to compression start it and jump it, at first I thought old battery but after that I fixed it myself. My gf's dad almost sold his pickup because of the same issue and I went in fixed it, he then gave it to me a couple years later free of charge. I keep getting shit for keeping all my old vehicles but they work way better than anyone else's cars so idgaf

>>723031832
I just imagine someone sitting using /b/ with a text to voice engine, having it read off "trap" and "feels bread" and "loli"

>>723031495
Pretty much applies to most things car related. People shy away from it, then you get down there and see the two bolts holding something in and just think "what the fuck?".

Had to change a wheel bearing on my car... a lot. Got a string of bad ones, and by the time I got a good one on there I was able to do the whole job in ten minutes. Had to change my alternator, literally three bolts, a clip, and had to loosen the tensioner to get that belt off..

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>>723030230
this

Cant tie my shoes

I cant brush my teeth the "right way"

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>>723032094