Adult male who just started sitting down to pee. AMA

You use that little buddy?

When did your parents divorce?
Also, how did you even make it this far?

Nb4 kys

>>723029526
Welcome to the master race

>>723029526

how tiny is your dick? every time i need to shit i end up taking a shower after. tip always dunks in the toilet bowl, i end up squeezing really tight so i dont pop a turd out so i can pee first then turn around and sit while i hold my junk against my stomach.

really sucks if i ate mexican though, i almost cry in the shower as i wash off the shit from my dong.

>>723029768
Whenever possible

>>723029878
>non-euclidean toilet

>>723029804
Still together

>>723029919
I'd love to see you on that. What about poo poo?

>>723029804
A wing and a prayer

>>723029864
Thanks

I used to consider myself a liberal, but this tolerance thing has gone way too far. People who enjoy and support this need to be gassed.

>>723029878
Solid 3 inches. I stand for #2

>>723030017
Always stand for #2

>>723030017
More like crouching tiger hidden dragon

>>723030285
But in that same potty?

>>723030400
Yep, I dumb it once a week though

>>723030506
So adorable. Does it make you feel little?

>>723030657
Actually quite the opposite

>>723030285
Fucking kekd.

>>723030774
You like making big boy stinkies?

>>723029526
I was literally sitting down peeing when I saw this post.

I usually stand but sometimes I just feel like sitting. I also sit to pee when I get up in the middle of the night and have to go, because I don't want to turn the light on and wake myself up even more than I already am.

>>723029526
i also just started sitting down to pee, but not because im a faggot like you. moved into new house and the toilet is a piece of fucking shit, the splashback is fucking immense and right at the silent spot. i want to murder the dumb cunt woman that designed the fucking thing

>>723031078
Me to, thanks for sharing

>>723031158
That's what you get

>>723029526
i sit down to pee because of my prince albert, if i dont sit down my leg and the seat are covered in pee

>>723031158
Also I am straight

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>>723031366

>>723030506
Dump, lol

>>723030774
Diaper time?

>>723031366
Why did you do that to your dick famalam?

>>723031831
Nope, I'm a big kid now

>>723031890
its my favorite of all body modifications and i have no idea why. girls dont even like it that much LOL but its my favorite

>>723031962
So your proud going potty in that! You says"mommy wow!"

>>723032163
Yeah

>>723032256
And does she pat your bum bum?

>>723032466
Stop talking about my mom you ingrate

>>723032596
How about I pat your bum bum? Big boy!

>>723029526
isn't that how everyone pees?

>>723032840
That depends, how should I say this. Do you have breasts?

>>723032993
If you want babe, gonna go poo poo for mommy?

>>723032972
I just recently started, and every time I think why haven't I been doing this the whole time

>>723033125
I already went, maybe later

I'm an adult male and I sit down to pee, most of the time anyway. If I'm at work, I love to sit down to pee because I stand most of the time for my job and it's nice to sit down and check my phone for a sec. Also, if I'm at someone's house I sit to pee because I don't want everyone in the damn house to hear the torrent of piss splashing everywhere.

>>723033340
You a good wiper little stinker?

>>723033386
Right? It's nice to be able to take a load off, no pun intended

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>>723029878
>Turn around and shit

>>723033188
probably because some dipshit started that whole "standing while u pee so manly duurrrrr" thing

i only do it when i'm outdoors and there's no potty around

much better sitting down like a man
>much more confortable
>no wet pants
>you can fart without fearing of soiling yourself
>you can wipe your dick after you're done

>>723033557
Yeah I am very thorough, I use moist wipes

>>723033879
Would you be proud to wiggle that bottom?

>>723033847
For sure, nothing worse than sharting while you're standing up taking a piss

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You can take a piss sitting down or standing, whichever is available is ok.
Just get your fucking excrements away from me.

>>723034021
Not sure what this has to do with the topic at hand

>>723034292
This is about your potty chair baby boy

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>>723029526
when did u realize u were gay anon?

"not wanting to clean piss-splatter off your toilet, floor, and walls" isn't strange.

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>>723029526

>>723034365
Say what you want about me, but don't talk shit about my potty

>>723034611
Oh no no I love your little potty and I want to buy you some big boy briefs so you can really rock that clean mostly wiped baby butt

>>723034394
I am actually straight, but thanks for asking

>>723029526
Thank you for not pissing on the seat.

>>723034709
Are you shitting me

>>723034897
Do you like that?

>>723034772
My wife loves it because I don't have to remember to put the seat down

>>723034292
kek sore

>>723034897
*shitting on me

>>723035167
No

>>723035167
Gross

>>723032043
fucking freak

>>723035005
No I don't like that. I think you're being odd.

>>723035666
Satan has spoken. Thread dies now.
sage

OP here, I hope everyone enjoyed today's version of pee talk, join us next time when we will discuss peeing in jugs. Cause why get up if you don't have to, am I right?

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>>723035851