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Well OP, what you really have to do, is get her in the mood. Try giving her head, and then try to ask for that in return. If thatdoesn't work, then I don't know what to tell you.

>>723403084
Your girlfriend is a retard

>>723403084
dump the selfish cunt.

>>723403616
I mean the uncensored one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBQTQsjjwJ8

>>723403616
In related news, this old folks' home now has no vacancies and a 14-year waiting list...

>>723403616
this society is so fucking backwards

>>723402387
When I think about it at night I jump out of bed in fear. Time will move for ever forward and the small blip of your life will count for nothing and it will be like you barely existed at all.

But there's nothing you can do. So I enjoy life the best I can.

>>723402387
The heat death of the universe can be trivially avoided / circumvented if we so desire.

The answer is patently obvious if you look at "quantum foam" and zero-point energy. New virtual particles and anti-particles are constantly being created and destroyed. Exploit that phenomena and you can perpetuate as much differential as you wish, for as long as you wish.

>>723404652
And, before anyone blathers on about violating the laws of nature and physics... Tell me, what is the difference between: (2 minus 2) and (10 minus 10) or even (10,000 minus 10,000)? Answer: no difference. This is all we are talking about doing: manipulating the equation so the numbers on either side (particles vs. anti-particles) are both arbitrarily large.

>>723401624
Go ask the >>>/k/ommandos

>>723402195
/k/ is a ghost town

>>723401624
not as far as I know. The only people who drop that kind of dosh on them do it knowing what they're getting and knowing it's what they want to get. I don't see many second hand on the market but good luck to you.

>>723402876
11/10 would do unspeakable things

>>723402985
What would you do to her?

>>723403078
Id suck the shit straight out of her ass

lay off the drugs

>>723404338
i dont take drugs, my dad is sleeping , i wake him up and ask if he heard it and says yes but we dont know what was it.

Drunk bird flew into the wall?

>>723403489
not as funny to shit on them when they're providing such laughable material of their own accord

i just sit and watch as they come to realize their progressive ideals can't all exist at once, and stake claims in the issues most important to them

>>723403489
I don't recognize hating on those faggots being a meme; but boy when sjws do retarded shit.

Nope still not meme worthy, but this pick I kek'd.

>>723403489
When we keep seeing the same recycled material it does get stale but they merely provide the material the mock. Like in your picture that is a highly popular game and of you did not understand the mild uproar over it then it just wouldn't be funny. And that pic is barely funny, it's truth

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>>723401871
bumperino

girls fucking suck at league they only play support and dick ride their adc boyfriend to rank up

post tits gtfo

>>723403764
I dont care about the tits or gtfo rule but you should post a selfie timestamp just to prove your a girl then i would bet money youll find your duo partner.

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came so hard in this pussy last night

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>>723402918

obvious dude is fag

>>723403117
you mean brother

>>723403117
degenerate faggot/10

here is kik srry.

sexyyoung26

she is 26 at all.

>>723403046

>no white knights!

Kek. Good luck dude.

>>723403046
Whats the story? Why are you doing this? She a cheater?

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>>723402099

Sure, why not.

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>>723403707
Is there a limit to the number of entries ? >>723403822
Checked

>>723403707
Gender: Other: Hitlerkin

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>>723403366
I'll bump with some shit op

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