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How can blacks get so many hot bitches?

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Dick r8 bread?

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What keyboard layout does /b/ use?

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Can we start a petition to give California back to Mexico?

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Alcoholics thread

>>Be me, wake up hungover as fuck.
>>Drink two beers to start to level out.
>>Shit mud for about half an hour. Find blood on the TP.
>>Drink another beer before driving to work.
>>Get to the office 45 minutes late. Try to slip through the back but I bump into my boss.
>>Make up some excuse about road construction or some shit.
>>Hurry to office. Pretend to work for about an hour.
>>About an hour later the coffee I drank starts a'rumblin
>>Holy fuck I barely make it to the bathroom in time before shifting myself.
>>Blood all over the toliet bowl this time.
>>Drag myself back to my desk.

Boss walks into my office and shouts, "Where the fuck have you been??"

>>"FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID FUCKING ORANGE PIECE OF SHIT. AT LEAST I DIDN'T FUCK MY OWN DAUGHTER"

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Hey /b/ I've been hooked on looking for about a week now and frequently beat to It, but after watching a lolicon Hentai video, it is hard to just use pics, I love in the U.S. ant chance you guys have any knowledge on where to find lolicon hentai?
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So with all the rampant faggotry that is now /b/, when was the last time you got tested?

All you gay, trap loving, dick craving faggots are now high risk and should be quarantined

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NUDE GAME let's go

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Let me prove to you that real atheists don't exist

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Guys I need help with a difficult math problem
What's 2+2?

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I swear to fucking Christ /b/ I'll fucking do it.

Don't fuck with me.

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Girls you would mate with

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Hey /b/ - y'all niggas wanna have some fun w/me? This Amazon seller / furniture company fucked up my order of a new bed and long story short it resulted in me getting blue-balled by this broad I'm dating because the bed I have is pretty fucking ratty and old. Since they said there's nothing they can do for me based on their policies, I figured, fuck it then - I'll make my own fun outside your policies; and so I've been trolling their customer support line at least a few times a day with a couple buddies of mine (changing voices n shit so it's not obvious it's the same people).

Seems like the majority of 'em are girls, not even women, and even one of their supervisors is just some girl who sounds 12. Their reactions when you swear or mention anything sexual or "inappropriate" is fucking priceless - the key is to act like you're a customer, because until they are sure you aren't they have to kiss your feet like you're royalty and put up with shit they otherwise wouldn't. It's a fun challenge and tightrope to walk - are you a bad enough dude to do it? Again, 8seven7-2nine5-3nine04.

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HEY /B/
I HAVE A TEST TMWR AND IM NOT READY
FUCKFUCKFUCK!

WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I DO?