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Chloe Moretz Thread

Post Chloe, also what do we think of her recents?

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How do i get a girl who hates me and doesn't want to talk to me anymore (but had a crush on me) to talk to me again?
>inb4 fuck off

No fuck you fags help me.

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lyy amao

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How can we totally fuck the white man? I want to see as many racists (every white person) exposed and publicly shamed, have every white person stripped of their titles, forced to resign or be fired, banned from everything respectable, ostracized, no more awards given to whites in anything, no getting away with anything, not even the most slightly racist comment, etc. We've got to dig into history and social media and find anything that might be considered racist and expose it. Don't let off the gas.

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I wish troll science was real.

Imagine what you could do with a PhD in that shit

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Been growing a beard, should I shave it off again?

Pic related

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alright faggots is this a right hand or a left hand?

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Has /b/ ever seen someone jacking off in public or has done this? I just saw somebody on Chicago's Red Line trains and don't know how I feel about it.

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>wake up at 3pm
>fill piss bottle
>waddle out to check GBP board
>finally reached 100 for not shitting in the car yesterday
>REEEEEEEEE in excited delight so loud and high the window cracks
>too out of breath to walk
>roll into kitchen where mummy is doing the budget
"MUMMY MUMMY NOW IS FUN DAY TIME FOR TENDIE SPECIAL SUNDAE"
>mummy slowly looks up, her eyes wide and quivering
"b-but I-I have to work today and that takes four hours to make..."
>heave myself upright, all 450 pounds
>face is bright red and sweating bullets from exertion and fury
"NOW I SPEND MY GBP, SO MAKE TENDIES TO PLEASE ME"
"I c-can't... we don't have any..."
>what the fuck did you just fucking say to me you little bitch
>begin quaking with apoplectic rage, jiggling like a triple decker jello mold
>throw mummy to the ground and start tearing off her only dress
"YOU FORGET TO BUY THE MEAT, SO NOW IT'S YOU WHO MUST EAT! I AM NO LONGER BENDY, SO NOW YOU SUCK MY TENDIE!"
>shove my cock in mummy's mouth
>haven't washed in months of course
"TOASTIE ROASTIE! DUMMY MUMMY!"
>mummy pulls away gagging and sobbing
>it's ok, five seconds was long enough
"SPRAYO MAYYYOOOOOOOO"
>blast all over mummy, grunting and moaning like a semi passing on the highway
>inexplicably have huge volume despite jacking it eight times a day
>make sure to get it everywhere
>point and laugh
"CUMMY TUMMY! CUMMY TUMMY!"
>laboriously turn around and shift backwards
"STUPID BITCH COLD LIKE ICE! NOW MIXED WITH CREAM THAT'S NICE! REMEMBER I'M THE BOSS! NOW ADD THE CHOCOLATE SAUCE!"
>spray diarrhea all over mummy for solid minute
"ROASTIES MAKE ME WARY, CUZ THEY LACK A CHERRY! NOW SUNDAE IS COMPLETE! ONE IN CHARGE IS THE NEET!"
>wheeze and collapse from exhaustion, falling on top of mummy and trapping her underneath layers of fat
>takes three hours until strong enough to roll back to couch
>piss myself five times
>grind trail of filth into carpet while rolling
>mummy gets hose and mop, starts cleaning me up
"w-who's my b-big boy..."

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Looking for someone to cum tribute this girl

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y'all niggers need to learn how to meme

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How do any of you think you can compare to the black beast? Saying things like "dumb nigger" doesn't mean anything. Tell us any fact that makes you superior in any way possible.

(Hint: there is none)

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ITA THREAD V2

Froci fuori dai coglioni

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New trap thread.

My first time doing this. I know i dont have the right body shape.

Any interest?

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/b/'s Random Album Art Game, pt2
Old Thread hit image limit >>723695038

http://www.mangle.ca/randomlj.php

Please bump while anon's make their art