Hey niggers, can I smoke my weed yet or how long should I wait?
smoke noa
Hello /b/ this is a test
screenshot this post and post it back and i will tell you on what kind of device you are (PC, Android, IOS)
only screenshot the post (or part of it) though not your whole screen!
How does /b deal with the inevitable end ?
>21
>find dad on the floor
>blue lips, cold cheeks
>call out for help
>somehow medics arrive, tho no chance
>father died from heart attack in his mid 50s
>struggle heavily
>SeeingDeadEyesInTheNight.jpg
>unable doing anything for solid 4 years (meanwhile studying)
>whenever it got quiet it's been a torture
>talk to grandparents
>both granddads had each 2 heart attacks and lived
>terrifying panic attacks daily
>am I dying ? I am
>therapist
>ssri
>after 6 months of seeing death daily finally some rest
Here I am, taking inventory.
What do you guys recommend doing with a "new life" after facing demons ?
>>723728423
Alcohol
>>723728592
Always loved the alc !
Sadly when dying myself, coping with the fact it might be the same way, I can't think of sticking to the idea "I drank gallons in my life" as something making those last moments worthy...
>>723729812
Edit: What should a person do so there are some nice final pictures while someone's finding one on the floor in a cold room ?
Alright /b/, here we go
>be me
>20 y/o in a 2,5 year relationship with pretty alright girl
>Moved from my hometown to study, have a quiet year with some fraternity stuff and so on
>after said year my high school crush moves to same town
>She doesn't have a place to stay for first two weeks so I said she could crash at mine and we started to bond
>My gf stilled lived in old town, start to lose feelings for her. We aren't really alike at all
>fast forward from summer to now
>Gf and I moved in toghether
>Crush started in my fraternity/sorority w/e it's called, we don't have gender split ones
>Old crush has really been up close, touching me when drunk, telling me I'm amazing and coming to me for help when sober
>Told me she'd have sex with me and be in a relationship with me if I didn't have GF
>Wouldn't be a problem, if I hadn't lost a lot of feelings for GF
>Trying to cope with alot of feelings, but can't handle it
>Had a party with gf and crush there at the same time
>Crush hugged me and started rubbing my chest with her hand slowly
>Gf noticed and went shit at home afterwards
>"She's like a little sister, *gf*. That's that."
>WhyDidISayThat.jpg
>GF is really sensitive, and I'd literally end her world if I broke up with her.
>Have feelings for crush and she has feelings for me, but can't do anything but have long hugs and caressing eachother when drunk
So yeah /b/, this isn't really a major issue. But I want some clarity. And if you think I'm a douche, I probably am.
Also, valid information is that I've known crush longer than I've known my GF. We are really like best friends who finally see eachother for who they are and what we want.
Tl;dr
Should I break up with my 2,5 year GF who I've recently moved in with but lost feelings for, because my old crush confessed her interest in me and that she's do the bang dance with my hip stick. I have feelings for old crush/bestie but not for GF.
Inb4 fgt, douche, scrub, l2greentext
>>723729689
dont break the heart of your current gf, she might kill herself
>>723729907
But I'm taking the hits right now, is it really worth living in pain for the sake of another who I don't love?
Selfbump
Choose a power /b/:
>Immortality, and you become immune to all forms of wounding, but you lose your knowledge of all languages, and you can still feel pain as if you received an injury
>the ability to instantly compile knowledge and retain all memory flawlessly, but in doing so you lose all ability to empathize or relate to people, and you cannot communicate knowledge to others because your transcendent understanding of all things putting you well above the understanding of even the most gifted geniuses
>super strength and physical durability. Your bones will never break and you are immune to all forms of physical fatigue including sleep and lactic acid buildup, but you no longer have any form of immune system making you extremely susceptible to viruses and bacterial infections
>>723729594
They are all horrible curses. Worst superpower thread ever.
>>723729912
There's always a catch, anon
You can't have great power without a sacrifice
>>723730103
I see your point OP, but god damn. You went hard on the catch part.
Tits to bust your load to
The bigger the better
Bonus points for gifs or Webm
No Loli thread?
Let's fix that
http://doujin.pomfpomf.moe/info/?id=1676
Can we talk about black holes?
>>723728127
I think UFO's use black holes to travel long distances
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-42dDPGeKs
>>723728127
sure
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>You are awkwardly buying your groceries
>You see this
How do you respond?
Why am I awkwardly buying groceries?
Tell her to get on her hands and knees so I can rim her. Gives me a good way of determining if she's fertile, which of course she'll be.
Then it's just a matter of making her beg for my cum, for the honor of feeling my hot, virile seed pump into her unprotected womb. I will make her beg for my baby before I give it to her.
>>723728937
Because everything you do is awkward you aspie
fluffy thread
>>723728928
Lurking
>>723728928
im in
>>723728928
gonna need more pics than that to start a thread anon
anybody got any dank maymays? can you please give me some dank maymays?
>>723730114
Maymay? Is that like vajayjay? Taytay? What kind of baybay talk is this shit? If you're not 18, GTFO.
ITT
>describe your sex life with a movie title
>>723729327
Much Ado About Nothing
>>723729327
The Dead Zone
The Force Awakens
Trips decide what is said
Let's meet up so i can fuck your fucking brains out you filthy whore!
>>723728945
Yeah, gonna roll because I am fucking bored!
>>723728811
So are you DTF?
I am the second incarnation of christ. I told you I'd be back. AMA
>>723728601
Are you going to BTFO the Jews, or are you the pussy kind of Christ again?
> Also, good timing, we're ready for a massive Christian resurgence
> DEUS VULT
>>723728601
So am I. I have 7 followers. Possibly another couple soon. How much sex you getting in your cult?
>>723728710
The jews have strayed, yes. As has many others. That is why I'm back... -to clarify the word of god that has been mistranslated and misinterpreted for many many generations.
Help me look for clues, anon.
jinkies
>>723729857
there's a clue in your shirt, quick take it off!