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Theo ran to his room to put on his clothes and shoes. His mother took one look at him and said, "Theo, where are your shoes? And those clothes are all wrinkled, son. I must iron them." However, when she reached for the ironing board, it was no longer there.

You see Sarah Boone, a black woman, invented the ironing board, and Jan E. Matzelinger, a black man, invented the shoe lasting machine.

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>>723735873
Oh hey it's a trump cuck

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"Oh well," she said, "please go and do something to your hair." Theo ran in his room to comb his hair, but the comb was not there. You see, Walter Sammons, a black man, invented the comb.

Theo decided to just brush his hair, but the brush was gone. You see Lydia O. Newman, a black female, invented the brush.

Well, this was a sight: no shoes, wrinkled clothes, hair a mess. Even Mom's hair, without the hair care inventions of Madam C. Walker, well, you get the picture.

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Operator-chan for sure.

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Akari

>>723735513
Oh hell no

>>723736184
rolling

>>723736258
re-roll

>>723736184
Rikoll

>>723736810
gun with sword

Respond to this post or your mother will die tonight?

Well a sword is initself sharp and has a gun, while the gun only has a sword and cannot fire himself. So sword with gun

>>723737448
end ur life now

>>723737617
Plz no bully

>>723737448
That's a dude.

>>723735544
There are women and then there are goddesses. Name, anon?

is this wifi in antartica

>>723737629
"fix"

Get better internet faggot

there are boards for this

sage

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tell me why i should invite you to discord nerdss

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best girls

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Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3 (embed)
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
Zombies get out of my dead
Niggers get out of my shed
Spics stop stealing my bread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers

this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o

sachi was just a persona

Nowhere near as funny as Mark Dice, yet it gets amplified by the MSM.

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>>723736573
He got a couple old people, but no, we know what a Russian flag looks like. If you want to see dumb, watch the guy who did that get interviewed, he can't even lay out that basest of an argument. All he can do is talk shit about Russia and Trump like there's even a connection.

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>>723737020
A few old people you say?

>>723737386
Your either a troll or fucking retarded. Stop this shit

>>723737636
Why not both?
also, dont feed trolls or forced memes.

Girls dont have dicks faggot

futanari is gay kill yourself faggot

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Big enough for the MEAT BABY!!!

Yay! MEAT BABY!!!

she looks pretty grossed out herself. But OP you know that pussy is good. maybe not those fried egg tits, but still

>>723734119

I would. Pussy's pussy.

>>723734119
Kek. Definitely not

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>>723732799
Prisoners of puberty. Remember watching this with my parents and popping a boner. Shit was so cash.

>>723732799
first one

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>>723732799
first one

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>>723733080

>>723733080
>>723733688

I could. These pictures are easy. But I don't fell like it.

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>>723733080
I got you OP.