Deutscher Fotzen Faden™ Frühedition
Noch keiner wach?
Ach dann fickt euch doch alle selbst.
Cucks aus NRW hier?
What kind of wizard are you?
rolliieolie
>>724001667
lol dick wizard
rollerino
ITT we all believe in God and praise him until someone gets 666, then we start to praise Satan. So how's doing brothers and sisters?
roll praise the lawrd
>>724002842
god is good
>>724002842
Just filling my day with my Lord and Savior.
Random thread, faggots
>>723998207
I'm so happy right now.
Xdxcxpcdxexp
:)))))))))))))))))
:D
Creepshot you took.
New trap thread.
Gay experience thread?
>> Be 13 years old
>> Hanging out with my 16 year old friend
>> playing some Spyro
>> He bets me that I can't get through Agent 9's Lab in under 3 minutes I have to be his slave
>> being cocky I agree
>>I end up losing near the end of the level
>> He smiles and says I have to be his slave now
>> I agree and ask what I have to do
>> He sits on his couch and pulls down his pants really quickly
>> he says "I want you to suck my dick"
>> Being a SUPER horny teenager I was ok with it
>>I start to suck his cock, all the while he's teaching me what to do
>>after a few minutes I was getting into it
>>He says I should stop soon he's going to cum
Continue?
>>723994257
Did you enjoy it? How old are you now? Do you still talk to him? If so is it awkward? Is he handsome? Did you ever stick things in each other's butt? Do you consider yourself a faggot now?
duh
>>723994474
I loved it, I'm currently 19, I still talk to him its a little awkward not too terrible. I'd say he was pretty handsome he was about 6"4 tall, fit, short brown hair, and not sure about dick size but it was BIG. And yeah i'm a faggot.
>> Like I said I was getting into it
>> I speed up, while holding his hand on the couch so he can't stop me
>> He starts to moan loudly
>> He cums hard
>> I'm holding his hands down still sucking
>> after I figured he was done I get up
>> He looks at me
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Vaguely describe a video game plot and let others try to guess it.
spawn, kill dragon, win
>you play by yourself
>you basically organize a royal family (kings, queens, etc)
>if you win, you hear a sound: ffphpffphphppdfph
>whole civilization is based on generating organic material to rebuild a god
>protagonist is clueless 90% of time
Would you consider my gf as fat?
fat AND ugly
>>724002708
Yes, of course
>>724002708
Fat fat fat...
it's time for some fun, /b/...
I'm babysitting for a 7/10 single milf who's friends with my family. i know where her underwear/bra drawer is, and the kid is asleep. she won't be back for another 2 hours. What do?
pic related, a blurry creep shot i took of her giant ass
Put on her underwear and then wake up the kid.then pretend you're it's mom
Also pist more pics
>>723998886
find her flip flops and blow a load on them
>>723998886
find milfs sextoys
find pics and letters from lovers
look though old phones and computers
American cuisine
Disgusting
>>724005084
no...fucking...way...
who in the fuck buys and eats this shit? this is some borderline dystopian ration shit
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>723999413
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Claim
>ITT
still here
Why are you liberal? What does being liberal mean to you? Do you feel old fashioned valus are outdated and we need a more modernized society? And if so, what is that modernization?
I'm listening.
>>723990738
Based /b/ernie
A lot of conservative ideals are holding back progress, period.
I see myself as liberal for the fact I am open minded and willing to listen/change my mind to protect shit that works and keep shit I'd working in place.
For example
Freedom of speech and gun rights are needed but simple minded shit like right to choose shouldn't be an issue. Your body you pick AS FAR AS abortions.
But these retarded sjw millenials are pushing me towards the middle.
Like there are only 2 genders and everything else is a deformation.
No such thing as a chick with a dick only a dude with tits.
Mentally ill faggots.
You can make an omlete with out breaking some eggs.
You keep hording those eggs then they eventually rot.
Liberal vs conservative.
In a nut shell
Alright /b/ Guitar thread
Show me what you play on. Just bought a new starter guitar today.
Got my tax return and decided to pick up a new hobby.
>pic related
Overkill for a starter guitar but not a bad choice. How much you drop for that bad boy?
got this guy a few days ago, pretty happy with it so far.
My badass bass niggas
NZ/New Zealand thread.
Looking for weed in Tauranga
>my hookups still haven't come through
>what country is this?
Why are IDs even gone?
>>723992549
any nz girls kiks?
>>723992549
Goddammit Carlos