Vaguely describe a video game plot and let others try to guess it.

spawn, kill dragon, win

>you play by yourself
>you basically organize a royal family (kings, queens, etc)
>if you win, you hear a sound: ffphpffphphppdfph

>whole civilization is based on generating organic material to rebuild a god
>protagonist is clueless 90% of time

>graphics are shit
>time only moves when you move
>have to kill everyone

>>724005500
Metroid


>is not a mmorpg
>is not spartan
>is so bad you can't stop playing it

>>724005500
o i wonder

>>724005688
super hot?

Collect weird flavored jelly beans while running around a maze made of bushes

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>>724005811
Ha no!

Mount and Blade.

>>724005553
Solitaire.

>shit

Sorry need to find the quads.>>724005555

>>724005672
This sounds so fucking familiar.

>>724005839
Harry potter

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>vaguely describe a video game plot
>PLOT
ITT: people describe game mechanics

>>724005414
MUH DAD!
For the whole game.
There's like some lasers and criminals and shit too.

>>724005672
Not Mass Effect right?

>ur in chare of everything
>make poor people live in polluted area
>tornado ruins everything
>tax those rich bitches
>porntipsguzardo
>Arcologies

>>724006125
No, older.

Crack six team five feed

>>724006082
Fallout 3

>>724005414

sub-humans must perish

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>>724006381
You figured it out too soon fuck head.
Next
>I'm going to use the same drugs that destroyed everything and everyone around me

>>724006469
Ok, /pol/

A nice guy wants to rid planet of evil.
Unfortunately that includes you, so you kill him.

>>724006934
COD: World at War, obviously

>>724006934
Every JRPG ever.

>>724006974
>>724006986
no

matriarchy brought to logical conclusion by time traveling emo

>>724007036
FF8?

>>724006934
borderlands 2

>>724005672
This one was Xenogears

>>724005414
disney and square enix have a 2.8-some

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>>724007129
correct

Kill

>you wake up next to an old man
>hey, go kill things
>become a god

you have ability to morph your body to any inconceivable shape, gender and race as long as it's humanoidish
also you're superhero

>no logic at all
>guns
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>724007567
Hotline Miami?
Or is it Hotline Miami 2: Electric Boogaloo

Prepubescent kids explore the forest alone and force animals fight each other.

>>724007729
Nope

>>724007476
This happened to me once, the old man bit wasn't fun.

>>724007769

easy pokemons

>>724007476

legend of zelda: link to the past

you grow up no one even talks to you, but fuck them ima win this shit and save you all

nursing game in a house full of pictures bananas and salt castors

>>724008028
Nope
Never played that loz but I'm intrigued now

>>724007995
No, Minecraft.

>>724005500
Skyrim

>>724006218
Sim city 2000. Nice touch adding the cheat code! Reticulating splines!

>>724008071
Zelda

>>724005854
He wasn't wrong with SuperHot though...

>>724005500
Minecraft!

>>724005414
One man......
a boy......
dog wont stop barking...
mushrooms.
so many weapons but no ammo anD THEN OMG WTF WTF WTF

>>724005500
Ninja gaiden.

>>724008099
>>724008100
>>724008071

I suck at this game, bye forever. ( see you tomorrow)

>>724007543
Prototype?

>>724005553
Kingfom Hearts.

>>724008238
OK, fuck off.

>fucking puzzles everywhere
>tf are you doing, lets escape
>wake up a fucking outmind AI
>the guy who helps you makes shitty puzzles now

>>724008260
no

>>724005719
Metal Gear Solid

>>724005839
Pac man

Anime boys sword is the key

>>724008206
Fallout 4?

>sharks
>divers
>fight to the death

>>724006218
Lord of the Rings.>>724006218

>>724008276
Portal 2

>>724005414
Pet frog missing
Hijack a tank
Kill everything

>>724006934
Metal gear Solid.

>>724008419
Yea, it was a easy one

>>724006974
kek

Arrive in mysterious place.
Gather red and blue pages.
Prison books.

>>724008422
Master blaster!

>>724007567
Serious Sam

>>724005414
>Kill everyone
>feelsbadman
>kill some people
>Sal Goodman
>kill no one
>feelsgood

>>724007409
Mario Kart

>>724008458
it was bl2, check the replies

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>you are a nice guy
>you work for the army
>you kill a shitton of people
>suddenly you're bad
>tfw

you shoot people and get pissed off all day.

>>724006680
Bioshock

>>724008519
Nice

>>724008071
Metal gear Solid 3

>>724008372
>>724008372
Someone guess mine

>>724008509
Blaster Master, but close enough. Good job!

>>724008346
You're pretty good there.>>724008346

>>724008372
Depth

>>724008522
undertale

>>724008663
Yep.

>>724008276
Prince of Persia

>>724008522
Dishonored

>>724008541
Sorry

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>>724008139
just

>>724008567
The Punisher

>Buying Gf

you're a chick, the storys bullshit, and your only job is to look hot while surrounded by demonic butterflies.

>>724008584
GTA3

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>>724008720

>>724008819
runescape

>>724008847
Yeah

you're heir to the throne, your brother goes crazy, and you let sparkles on a dirt road decide the rest of your life for you.

>>724008824
Red Eagle

>>724008598
Good job.
>you travel through time to stop a commie regime only to find out your meddling with time is what fucked it up in the first place

>>724008805
Nope
>>724008824
Bayonetta

>>724008828
Nope

>>724008884
Yep

>>724008840
Well I tried.

>>724008873
Fable 3

>>724008939
Yep

>lifespan of 90 seconds
>grab all the gold

like farmville but not

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>Collect shitload of stone
>collect shitload of wood
>get a nice little society going
>some asshole comes by
>convince all to join their tribe instead

Your a guy with black hair the dub is awefull guy butt hurt you killed his monkey fuck friend button combos ps2

>>724008885
Why

you play as hockey players relevant to the 2015-2016 season

>>724008987
Sonic the Hedgehoog

its the answer to everything...
its in your blood

>>724008999
Wolololo

>>724008531
Dark Souls

>>724009075
correct

>>724009064
Skyrim.
Or
Dark Souls.
Or
Spiderman.

>>724009043
Doom 3

>fucking demons killed my bunny gonna rip and tear their assholes

>cry a lot

>>724006037
Ikr, I want to fucking die

>>724009144
TBoI

>>724008531
Banjo Kazooie

>>724009048
No

>>724009149
My life! I win.

It was legaia spells wrong decent game play

Prisoners, cassette tapes

>>724009144
Life is Strange

>>724009134
shadow warrior

>>724008987
Peter Pan

you play as a deadly flea with a horse

>>724009163
bingo

>>724009233
waste of dubs

>You play as an edgelord
>Choose the edgelords you side with
>Choose to ressurect ancient edgelord or not

>>724009128
no, no and no.

>purple blob
>mostly gets dominated by a smaller purple blob
>they have sex and become a super blob

>>724009144
Sonic the Hedgehog.

>>724009206
Outlast

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>>724009129
yep

>>724008987
N+

Cmon are you even trying?

>>724009064
NANOMACHINES

>>724009206
Her Story

>>724005854
M&B graphs are not so shitty and the game is quite well optimized

>>724009290
>>724009341
Nope

>>724009316
Im just adding spice to the pasta.

>>724009316
Correct

>>724009372
...manhunt?

>>724009134
Wonder what this could be

>poorfag
>meet father in jail
>skinheads burn down my down
>you owe your best friend 5 bucks all the time

you kill people for pants
each expansion is worse than the last

I'm alone
I'm alone
I'm not alone anymore

>>724007476
Bloodborne?

>be me.
>funky green/grey alien friends must be freed from their slave duties.
>were all basically retarded and have to solve retarded puzzles to get anywhere

>>724009322
yep

>>724008883
Singularity

>world war 3 because robots are smart
>government makes group to kill them
>group nukes itself
>world war 4

>>724009493
Abes oddessy

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>start a nice little society
>progress fast
>our scientists are really making some progress
>befriend some other nearby tribes
>trade and talk to them regulary
>one day that asshole insults us for no good reason
>the next day he sets up shitloads of troops right outside our border
>Ineveraskedforthis.jpg
>Asshole attacs and dont give up untill more or less all of his troops perished

an alien gives you sporadic jumpscares for 2 hours

>>724009541
Call of duty: the latest thing

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>>724009527
Amazing nobody gets that.
Next.
>you shoot a guy into a helicopter rear propeller and it was the only memorable part of the game besides the tazer.

>>724009559
Civ: Fucking any of them

>>724005414
you have to be unnoticed but when they find you its time to go beserk and kill everything

>>724009559
ANy civ
crusader kings
any grand strategy

Painkiller saddest copy
Be a mexican
"Ay ay ay un pinche gringo"
Do backflips and shit

>>724009627
>>724009644
Correct

you gather stuff for no fucking reason and get eaten by wolves.

>Like the little mermaid
>Except no mermaids
>Drugs
>Lots and lots of drugs
>Golf is cool too

>>724009668
the long dark

>>724009637
Metal Gear Solid: LiterallyNeverMattered

>>724009690
no

you build bridges out of a questionable substance.

>>724005890
Overwatch?

>>724009739
world of goo

>>724008481
Myst BOOM

>Known combat all your life
>Spent years training in the art of war
>Perfected timed attacks and dodges
>Some faggot pushes you off a ledge without even attempting combat

>have to slay big bad guy
>but not old enough
>so you go to the future to kill him

space pirates of the carribbean 2: dead mans warp

>deploy
>die
>...
>deply
>kill
>capture point
>die
>deploy
>loose captured point
>die

...

why...ffs

>>724009824
ocarina of time
>>724009827
eve online

young punks, get off my lawn

>>724009844
Git gud at BF

>alternate endings
>hayden panettierie

you battle statues and get depressed for the rest of your night.

>lesbian can rewind time

>>724009675
Bioshock?

>everything is out to get you
>oh look, a random obstacld course
>just trying to do your damn job

>>724009886
not BF

>3 factions
>war never stops
>what is the point of this war
>why?
>WHY??
>omfg

>>724009438
WoW?

>>724009876
Minecraft

>>724009970
planetside 2?

>>724009908
Until dawn

>>724009438
WoW

>>724009410
Doom 1-2 "plot"

>>724009972
nope but also applicable

>>724009546
My god that is an amazing guess

>>724009937
Max ain't lesbian, man

>>724009970
For Honor

>American and Russian story
>sent to past to invade Alaska sooner than others do
>train cavemen to shoot M16 and blow themselves up

>>724009984
Win

>>724009982
what is the fucking point of this game seriously,

yet why is it soo much fun ruining cunts day with c4?

Some bad dude wants to kill everything and control everyone, so you and your allies, some old and some new who used to be enemies team up to kill the bad dude.

>>724010061
Call of Duty: Any of them

>>724009937
life is strange

>>724010024
was I wrong?

>>724010040
no it was planetside

>>724009813
Smash bros when i play with my bitchy friends

>you are a zombie in zombie jail
>but you break out of zombie jail
>then you get your ass kicked a lot
>then you set yourself on fire

>>724009541
Overwatch?

>>724009813
For honor

>robot owl that killed all of your ancestors is in a museum in pieces
>pieces get stolen
>steal them back
>tiger fuses with owl by jumping in its mouth
>kill it
>not dead yet
>friend paralyzed
>dead for real this time

>2025
>Armies are not allowed to leave their own borders creating world peace
>PMCs rise up and fight on behalf of the lowest bidder in place of nations armies
>PMCs get fed up of dealing with each other in the war market
>PMCs start targeting each others soldiers
>Full on war breaks out between the largest PMCs

This might be an easy plot for some. But I imagine hard for most.

>>724010087
LOL not even close

>>724010140
Dark Souls

>>724010112
no idea. OP?

doll: "daddy?"

>>724010129
You're not wrong. But not what I had in mind

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>>724005414
MFW "plot" means everything but plot for most of these people.

>>724010173
Oh, then probably Overwatch.

>>724010200
twisted metal: the newest one

>sexy milf spanks angels and demons

>>724009859
yep

>create eternal winter because you wanted spring power
>gets beaten up

>>724010167
You got it.

>>724009970
Destiny

>>724010263
Wrong

>>chivalry
>>no contorting your body in inhumane ways to smack your opponent backwards with a hammer

>>724010276
Bayonetta


your worst nightmare chases you all game til you find a way to kill it.

it has friends

you eat fruit

Some magic ghost dickhead illegally invades another territory and commits repeated terrorist acts and psychological warfare against the military of the legitimate regime.

>>724010341
Pac-Man

>>724010341
PacMan

the worlds fixing to end and suddenly thats your fucking problem.

>speed all around
>use ak-47 to move any muthas that get in the way
>use power machine on freeway

>>724010398
>>724010409
nope

>>724008998
Stardew Valley

ski-dos.

>>724010452
yep

>>724010341
Crash

You have to try to climb up cliffs using explosions and stuff while aliens shoot at you.

>>724009923
no one?

>>724010505
Nope.

You die a lot.

>>724010341
Harambe Simulator 17

>>724010509
shadow of the colossus

>>724005688
chess

>>724010564
Conquers Bad Fur Day

Run around, jump, slide down walls, go splat on same saw 100 times.

>Naked minecraft

>hungover as fuck
>need to go home
>but the king wants to capture you to use as a leg for his broken table

NO GOOGLING

>>724010564
Conker's Bad Fur Day

>>724010599
ding ding

>>724010618
super meat boy

You get punished hard by doing something you do in every other game of this type

>>724010634
rust

>>724010636
I already said Conquers Bad Fur Day

>Euthanize a girl in another timeline
>Let a tornado destroy her hometown in yours to keep her alive

>everything is out to get you
>oh look, a random obstacle course
>just trying to do your damn job

>>724009105
kek

you absorb your peers for no fucking reason

>>724010666
Yes Satan.

Is the other part a clue for another game?

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>>724010446
Grand theft auto or saints row

>>724010535
Dark Souls

in this game people lose their shit over a certain named rocket propelled weapon

>>724010779
yes

>>724010694
life is stink

>>724010751
I dunno, paperboy or some shit.

>>724010751
Paperboy.

>kill demonic shit with bodily fluids

>>724010785
Never played Saints Row but I don't see how it could be that. GTA is right though.

>>724010666

Spec ops teh line

>>724010858
You got it
>>724010864
As did you but ^ popped up first

>>724010923
no but good guess

>>724005414
New to town
Pass some gas

>>724010903
Binding of Isaac

>>724009937
overwatch

>>724010903
Binding of Isaac.

>>724010507
>>724010364
no one can get?

you race people as toad.

>>724010237
Nope, but closer.

>gotta go fast
>goes fast

>>724010341
yoshi's story?

>>724010170
This one is too hard. Hint?

>build huge city of 10 houses
>build huge army of 100 men
>carve yourself a mighty empire of 10 square km
>get asked for food

>>724011165
need for speed

>>724010907
saint's row is basically GTA but lesser (debatable)

>>724011257
Minecraft.

>>724010170
Mercenaries

>>724010751
>Cry on satan

>>724011313
Saints Row is how GTA would be if GTA focused on fun and gameplay vs story and realism.

>>724010364
Shadow of Morder

>>724009466
Thomas was alone

>>724011313
Yeah but I doubt it has this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYy69qOJWoM

>>724010170
CoD:AW? only know about it's plot as far as PMCs

>>724011225
>>724010170
Hint.

There are only three PMCs that survived and are fighting during the game

>Big scary black bug
>spaceship
>lots of hiding

>>724011415
mgs4

>>724009581
The taser in Syphon Filter 2 was memorable.

>>724011369
Good job.

Make a new thread! Bump limit reached

>>724011462
alien isolation

>>724011472
>>724011350
No

It was a PS3 game

>>724011472
not even that anon but no

>>724011501
Yeppers

>>724011257
Stronghold?

>>724009923
SHadow of the colossus

>>724011257
What game even has 10 houses for 100 men?

>>724011556
Probably. Not what I was thinking of but I'm sure there are lots of games that meet the criteria.

>FOOD PLEASE
>FOOD PLEASE
>GOLD PLEASE

>>724011595
Maybe it's more like 20, I can't remember exactly.

>>724005500
Dragon's Dogma

>>724005672
Morrowind

>>724011807
Now I want to know the game. So I can try it lol

>>724005500
Souls game?

>>724011595
Age of empires did that

>>724011930
Yeah that's it. I'd accept Age of Mythology too.

>>724011362
again, debatable. I definitely think SR goes for a more free form approach to the idea of a sandbox game, giving basic variation here and there, not much depth, but an overall wider selection of varied content (i.e. SR3 has a VTOL jet that you can fly, GTA Online just added one in a recent update.) Because SR is focused on player enjoyment, they don't mind having a lot more wacky and unrealistic elements in their game, (i.e. SR4 has super powers) GTA is focused on immersing the players in the virtual world, carefully treading with advancements to make sure they don't lose their grip on the players. The conclusion i can draw from these franchises and their latest installments, is that SR4 is a lot more fun of a game when you want to relax with a friend and blow up a city, while I'd say personally GTA is a better game overall, mainly for the fact of online, but that could also pull away from the relaxing aspect, it makes sure that you're not always that unstoppable force killing everything in your path. It's up to you if the less free form sandbox and more realism makes the game for you or not. For me, the simple fact of FPS in GTA also allows GTA to soar to new heights, unrivaled by SR.

>>724011390
which could be a reason it makes it better, it seems you should have said "and" in place of the "but"

>>724010170
Homefront?

>>724011995
Most of the stuff you said would be considered negatives for GTA. Not debatable.

>>724011216
yep! finally

>>724012086
No
>>724011995
lol damn, you got me. GTA is for people that think GTA is a simulator or immersive. SR is for people that want to have fun. COOP story for gta when?

>>724011995
But Saints Row 4 is meant to be a joke game, not comparable to any of the Grand Theft Auto games since it is a different genre. Try comparing to maybe 1-3?

>>724012086
No. ps3 exclusive. Another hint is it had a leveling system and was MASSIVE!!!

>>724012135
online for SR when?

>>724012274
All the games have full online coop, or did you never play a single one? Literally no one except kids play GTA online. A basic sandbox explorer with a handful of half baked tasks.

>>724012345
The first saintz didn't have coop.... BUT I agree grand theft auto online is for kids with no mind.

>>724012377
It is for cucks. The biggest reason R* hasn't created anything worth pennies since GTAVs main story, is those cucks are actually buying tons of fake money to enjoy their fake lifes.

>>724012066
Maybe it makes it better, but the song is what makes the answer GTA and not Saints Row.

>>724010170
Mag?

>>724012182
my mistake, online, to a larger scale, is what i meant.
>>724012377
and while i agree that GTA Online has a shit community, as well as, a pretty basic freeroam, the game itself is still miles higher than SR4, incomparable really, as >>724012182 has said, it's a joke game.

>>724012643
i'm on your side, i just said that one can still argue that SR is better than GTA, it all boils down to preference

>HYAH
>COME ON
>LET'S GO