NZ/New Zealand thread. Looking for weed in Tauranga >my

Why are IDs even gone?

>>723992549
any nz girls kiks?

>>723992549

Goddammit Carlos

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Dunners reporting.

What's up, fuckos?

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If anyone is looking for a flatmate in Wellington you should get in touch with this guys mom.

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Tfw never dry
>northland

Gonna go to the movies tomorrow to see Wolverine slashing dudes, should be fun.

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>Christchurch

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>Auckland

>>723995467
>crossfit

fuck outta here with that shit.

Had a dream I debated some bitch about the crusades and she wasn't having a bite of it.

They don't think it be like it is but it do.

>>723995467
Someone call her

>>723998001
But I'm not looking for a flat in Welly and it'd just be rude to ring her with ill intentions

>>723998001
nah, just send her a text message saying she can come around for a viewing. Preferably at 8am, and give your local tinny house as the address.

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Fuck that, I'm waiting for shroom season nigga

>>723998505
don't do that my cuz.
she will call the cops on the tinny house.

then you will fuck us all over.

>>723998478
Wellybro reporting

Housing prices are almost as worse as Auckland here.

>>723998615
Good point. Perhaps Macca's or New World then instead.

>>723998697
So happy my shithole cheap and central, only problem is the freshers getting pissed outside ever night this week.

>>723992549
fuck shes dry everywhere cuz, even here in napier is dry as fuck, the nui is still pumping them out tho, pinky finger size tho. And they chop that shit up instead of leaving them nice plump

>>723998782
Become fresher
problem solved.

fuck around and didn't get quads.

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Anyone else looking forward to shroom season???

Just about to hit all 99's for my boys.
Only took 70 hours.

oh well level cap increased to 120 anyway.
still achieved the glory of 99 though.

>>723999072
the hero we need

>>723998931
Always man, just dont know where to get em where I am

>>723998782
Which freshers are bothering you brah? I got the Katharine Jermyn ones by where I live. They are the worst of the worst.

>>723999460
All of them pass by mine, but the TP and KJ ones are the worst.

Anyone FFXV here?

>>723999585
I reckon KJ takes the cake. Last year I saw the cops outside there three times, and that's just when I walk past. One time with dogs. Not dogs for sniffing drugs, dogs for chasing down offenders.

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>>723992549

>>723999816
Aren't they the ones that destroyed a whole floor?

fucked a 35 year old meth hooker bareback at her house this afternoon. did I dun goof'd?

>>723998605
I'm growing, almost ready to germinate.

Can't wait. Just did another batch today, going to inoculate tomorrow.

IDbro reporting.

Wassup, cuckos?

>>724000004
4 off, fuck off imposter.

>>724000004
If you'd gotten the get I might've believed you for a moment

>>724000004
so close

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>>724000004
such a shame no one likes you

>>723999940

Only if she knows where you live too

>>724000000

>>724000087
>0087 ▶
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there isn't even 100 people in new zealand.
fake poll.

>>724000152
entirely accurate

>>724000087
Kek did IDbro hurt your feelings or something?

>Pahiatua
The place in New Zealand where I am the only person who visits 4chan

>>724000133
He git it, you git it

>>724000133
>>724000000
>>723999999

>>724000196
108 people's feelings aparently

>>724000308
108 cucks I tell you hwhat

>>724000087
wtf i love idbro now

mfw I never participate in /nz/ threads so I don't know who idbro is

>>724000152
Nz thread dead

>>724000087
>no one likes you
27 people disagree

http://www.strawpoll.me/10943470/r

>>724000651
Option three: Who the fuck is idbro

>>724000743
Option four: Lurk moar you fucking newfag

>>724000651
kek so fake. sad really

>>724000651
WE LOVE HIM

>>724000651
I am a God.

2 followers on instagram now cunts.
I am godking

All boring cunts in here

>>724000651
lmao at that one IDbro hater that keeps posting the photo shopped poll

>>724000834
It's because /nz/ threads are faggot you faggot

>>723999456
You just need to find general habitats for the type of shroom and just keep on hunting.

>>724001092

that poll is fake you fucking cuck

>>724001198
hahahahahahaaha

>>724001040
Drop your Insta, godking. Let's make it three

>>723999456

I'm really looking forward to it, a few good spots I know of in Wellington where you can find the little blue buggers.

I think I might go all out and try to extract reasonably pure psilocybin powder, so I can drop heaps in a little cap.

>dat mushy gut

>>724001305
I just posted a picture now and some mother fucker has already liked it..
what is this wizardry?

oh shit as I typed I got another like.
insta is the shit.

>>724001384
Where abouts in Wellington?

Like Central Wellington or further up?

>>724000496
go back to /pol/

>>724001554
where the fuck would you find mushrooms in wellington central.

>>724000496
you're literally missing out on nothing

>>724001630
I have no idea, I hardly go into town.

But I'll give you a hint: Percy's Reserve. Only spot I'll say.

>>724001092
The IDbro hater is ugly too
Probably why he hates

Hawkes Bay fuckin aye

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>>724001385
Two likes? You must be posting nudes on there, you saucy bastard

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>>724001762
Found his pic kek

>>724001762
sure you're not just looking in the mirror m8?

>>724001911
holy shit most punchable face I've seen

>>724001911
>vomit.gif

vola BCz9bbA post nudes

Palmey reporting in for no reason at all cept drunk

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_yaNLaq8UE

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>>724000220
Close, but unless you're Jared... Not true.

>>724001911
literally not even me but still kek

Never tripped though, what's it like?

I'm thinking of doing it by myself so I don't freak out in front of my mates. Wondering what to do, though.

Listen to music obviously but I'm deciding what type. Thinking maybe old monastic music, get in that whole sorta vibe.

I like The Beatles but think maybe trying something a bit different at first.

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>How to get tit milk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z52RMyGVYU

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Ayy NZ ain't dry

>>724002338
Want his facebook lel?

>>724002434
Please don't, you'll make everyone esle look bad

>>724002507
ok?

>>724002521
Fuck off.

>>724002496
hook us up

>>724002496
literally reported you. enjoy your ban

>>724003044
>not knowing how to bypass 4chan bans

Yo i can suss in tauranga

>>724003073
why would i? i'm not stupid enough to get b&

>>723995467
im already in touch with his mum

>>723995467
i've already touched his mum

>>723995467
fb / cordtz.kawiti

>>723997977
Wtf same
Did it start with her asking who started the crusades and you saying Muslims?

>>724003288
Did we have the same dream?
Nigga next time we should fug in dream land.

>>724003399
FUCKED AROUND AND GOT A TRIPLE DOUBLE!

>>723998605
that time of year already!?!

>>724003399
triple double and a dope pic. Good one anon.

>>724000246
how about i dont

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looking for a flat in nelson that hasnt got kids or occupied by a methhead.

fuckin difficult

>>724003085
Oh true, 50s/tins?

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i didn't choose the stug lyfe, the stug lyfe chose me
later faggots

>>724003866
See you at the Volga tankbro

>>724003731
Dins

>>724004041
Sweet, I could take 2/3 if you got them?

RIP

Hamilton bro reporting in

>Hamilton is the best city in NZ

Wheres that climate change shitposter?

>>724005667
In the bath.

>>724003393
:^)
It doesn't need to be dreamland boo

Is the anon in here whose misses cooked him a nice tea? Been doing any 'magic' on her?

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>>724005895
What do you mean?

>>724006319
Word around the board is you've got a phat cock.

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Let me red pill you fuckers quick...

global warming/climate change is in large part a scam. it is an industry unto itself and they want worldwide "carbon taxes" on top of that. it is an insidious thing far beyond that even.

you won't understand wtf i'm talking about unless you look into these things for yourself. so, you can do that (takes effort)... or (more likely) you'll just write me/trump off as anti-science hillbillies or whatever. that's the easier option as you're being told to do that by those that follow that agenda.

did you know having ice cap is an anomaly? did you know that the earth has been ice cap free for ~90% of its existence? did you know by definition ice caps only exist during ice ages? did you know we are at the tail end of a CURRENT ice age now? did you know the caps extended as far down as missouri/kentucky just 20,000 years ago and have been receding ever since that peak? did you know the caps are going bye-bye even if every person on the planet disappeared 20,000 years ago?

South island ppls with kik?

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>>724006436
is that so?

Buying my first car tomorrow niggers
>>724006924
We should get some oil...

>>724006967
the good oils

>>724006546
City here rallied students, high school students, and half the unemployed in order to impose a tax on wood stove emissions. When it gets cold the stupid fuckers pay liquor stores to set up flashing signs next to the road that says "voluntary no burn day. Please respect air quality".

This is within city limits, and there were several grants thrown at studies to create statistics to justify a tax. The statistics were never released. Ever since al gore became a thing the tax started, but failed in votes. Finally, 3 years ago it went through. Faggotry is real. Scam is real. I would ask these people to kill themselves, but they are many, and have a world to destroy before their depression gets the better of them.

>>724003044
What for cuz?

>>724007403
TLDR?

hey guys, anyone else here into photography? I want to take pictures of like riots/shit going down, obviously NZ is a pretty boring place but does anyone know how I can get into this?

>>724008042
Could incite race wars.

>>724008042
go to some fucked up country.
noob.

>>724008096
Trying my best anon, I run into ponsonby frequently and claim someone is using homophobic slurs in the food court and that usually gets a few people going

>>724008256
I want to but it needs to be safe enough that I wont actually die, but violent enough that people are pissed off / breaking shit. It's pretty hard to strike a balance. Maybe Greece?

>>724008264
Just start telling nigers that the benefit is going away, or that its only for white people now.

>>724008306
wants to take pictures of riots and shit.
doesn't want to be near riots and shit.

fuck up idiot.

>>724008359
>listen here you inbred fuk

seriously though fuck you. I'm saying I dont want to go to fucking Syria or Iraq or some shit where I'd obviously get good photos but have a high chance of actually getting fucked up. Obviously standing in the middle of a riot isn't safe, but chances are I wont die if its in a country like NZ or Aus.

>>724008461
fuck up cunt.

>>724007721
dur gubermonts bad and I don't know how to basic science

>>724004505
Guess not.

>>724008542

i will literally cuck you fgt

>>724008533
retard

>>724008743
fuck up pussy cunt.
go take pictures of fat office workers instead with yo dumb ass.

>>724008975