Willkommen zum Deutschfaden. Dem offiziellen Sprachrohr der Bundesrepublik.
>was macht ihr?
>wo geht's in den urlaub?
>kiki ist nicht da!
>ordnet diese knabbersachen von gut nach schlecht: schokolade,gummibärchen,chips,kekse
OP sagt:
GUT-Gummibärchen-Chips-Kekse-Schokolade-SCHLECHT
>>730084505
Stoß!
>>730084985
Kommt jetzt rein, der stirbt sonst.
Bump. Aber Schwuchtel-OPs behinderte Fragen beantworte ich nicht.
How does this app work
>>730087897
magnets
It took a rather fake plastic face and made it very realistic. How? Tell me
Windows 10 keeps switching between these four screens, then either rebooting and repeating the process or going to power-save mode and getting stuck there.
I was able once to login, but the screen kept changing similarly and I wasn't able to open anything. I'm able to get to the BIOS settings, but not really sure where to go from there.
That's a known NSA bug used by the FBI to restrict control while warrants are being issued.
Godspeed anon
>>730082712
Thanks man
>>730082712
I think the goal is preventing you from doing anything useful with it, it's glitchy though and it might allows hours of control before it works
no time to explain anon i need pic off skeletons
you spookd me
you're in luck anon
New fb thread
>>730086733
>>730086772
MORE OF THESES
win
I'm going to a gun show Sunday to buy a gun to kill myself with. Gonna grab a 12-gauge shotgun and shoot myself on cam for you faggots. just letting you know.
>>730083720
Dont forget the time stamps
Before you shoot yourself, be sure to angle the gun correctly. If you just jam it against your chin, there's a good chance you'll actually miss your brain, and end up retarded or paralyzed. Same if you put it in your mouth -- you could just damage your spine, and be paralyzed.
>>730088222
I was in prison getting fucked in the ass by a big ass black nigger then suddenly he pulled out we heard OP delivered. We ran to the warden he put dragon dildos in our ass till we both came to this video that OP posted.
>>730088222
bumping for interest
>>730088222
You found THIS on the deep web? Oh fuck I better delete this ASAP
>>730088222
MOAR FOR FUCKS SAKE!
>Anime girl feet thread
I'll dump what I have. Anyone wants to contribute is fine by me!
Are fingerboxes made in japan really better? I wanted to buy a set from j-list but it was too expensive.
Honestly, /b/, what's wrong with american made fingerboxes?
>>730078848
Absolutely nothing you fuckin weeb. My '43 Kansas City fingerbox has held up for 2 generations, and I'm planning on passing it down to my own kids.
You're probably buying Chinese knockoffs like a retard. Good fingerboxes have to be special ordered from an artisan.
>>730078848
fingerboxes are just log of shit for oldfags.
The thing with Japanese Fingerboxes is that most of them are junk, the valuable ones say "Made in Nippon" and not "Made in Japan" as they will be hand crafted from special aged wood. My grandfather was in the pacific during the war and brought one back. It was in great condition and I had it professionally restored two years ago and the thing is worth a fortune by now.
ask a sociopath anything
what's your ideal breakfast?
>>730080615
bacon, eggs, and toast with a large cup of water
>>730080678
how do you take your coffee?
Could someone please photoshop my head onto a nazi soldier?
>>730079812
yes, but only if you show your feet first
>>730080054
dis
For me its a no, but I'm sure the rest of the thread will have fun with this.
Adventure Thread;
You are a young blacksmith who has scraped by crafting amateur weapons for more wealthy travelers and spend you nights listening to adventurers stopping by the local Inn.
After an unhappy customer has ruined your reputation, you have nothing left in this town.
You set out for your own adventure. Strapped with a self smithed sword and shield and 30 gold (gp) you set out. Soon you come across a small village with 3 buildings and farms for miles. What will you do?
>first 7 decides
Bag;
Basic Sword & Shield
30gp
what are the three buildings, just houses or something more interesting? also, are there any villagers in visual range?
>>730086450
A freebie for the bump.
The 3 buildings seem to just be houses, or houses running small business as well.
You also notice the faint smell of dirt and dew, looking around you spy farmers in the hills and people passing between the homes, young and old.
>>730086676
>7 still decides
>BISEXUAL ROLL
evens fap to woman
odds fap to man
dubs fap to both
trips go to bed
quads leave 4chan
kjyun
rolo
roooolllin
drawthread booty edition
>>730081412
is this the real thread
>>730081634
yeah it is
>>730081412
requesting more hannia