Gf used to send nudes all the time. Stopped when we started dating. Seeing if anyone can find them. She had brown hair at the time just so you know.
>>730053392
girl?
>>730053392
what am i looking at here? androgynous lesbian? boy? girl? one the other 65483 genders?
>>730053392
Why the fuck did she stop sending?
>Be me 12
>At grandparent farm
>Alone in chicken coop
>Pick up hen to look at its hole
>Unzip pants
>Take out dick
>Start to contemplate possibility of chicken
sex
>Stop at last second
opinions on this
>>730052298
Im so done with this website.
>>730052298
you fucked a chicken, there is no going back
>>730052298
its one thing if you fucked your dog, at least you would be fucking another mammal, but no you went and fucked a chicken, a fucking B I R D
Celeb Thread- QT Ellen edition
There's some CP on pornhub (not linking, don't ask). Videos have been flagged, and a tip has been sent via e-mail like 2 days ago. It's still up. What do?
Link?
>>730057725
How bad is it?
Age?
>>730058021
Cuz it took imgur like a week to take down that collection of stuff they had up
Its just a prank bruh
Any update on this prick Daddyofive?
Not since that Defranco guy ruined there life. lol
story?
>>730051712
Google and YouTube you silly cunt
Hello, anonymous!
Advice, relaxation, fortune cookies and waifus! ... If you post them.
It's a bit low energy tonight but I'm not going to let there be a friday with no shrine, it's just plain wrong. So!
If you need advice...
>advice
Fortune?
>fortune [Your Name]
>>730055020
you cant spurdo out of me
>fortune Jill
hey best sis <3
>>730055158
That is not a waifu!
post anything
S/fur : Box combo edition
Name something better than a corner brownie.
>Protip: You literally can't.
>>730054874
A corner peanut butter brownie
FUKKEN PUSSY
Well played anon. You are a worthy adversary.
I am a certified pharmacy technician. Ask me anything.
I will not disclose my employer, nor will I disclose any HIPAA-protected info (We don't fill for any celebrities or anybody remotely interesting anyways, so this isn't really a problem)
how do i get my doc to give me xanax
>>730055795
Did you pay forty dollars for those? Did you get ripped off?
How much do you make?
Do you ever steal drugs, if so which ones?
How hard was college?
Waifu claiming thread
previous: >>730048896
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>730056290
I feel more relaxed than normal.
>>730056303
It's Texas.
>>730056524
(X)
still here
>>730054801
oh then maybe i will turn them off, i'm not really into 2-D cripple fucking
>>730055733
good choice, how much does a pack of that run you? a 6 pack is 7 dollars here
>>730056076
yeah that learned me
>>730056085
yeah i know, i hate cadio though\
>>730055437
welcome back
ITT: we say this most fucked up thing we ever did to a girl.
>>Have gf I liked a lot in HS
>>She is 10/10 for small shithole town
>>Go to college and realized she is like 7/10 irl and really fucking annoying/emotionally unstable
>>She stays in shithole town
>>Don't care about her anymore but sex is still fucking amazing as she is a total freak
>>Convince her I have a cuck fetish
>>Get her to fuck a few of my mates that stayed back home
>>They love it, pound her down
>>IDGAF because I am off chasing college tail
>>They tell me what they want and I talk her into doing it, all the while telling her that I love her and this is just making our relationship stronger.
>>My friend sends me pic related
>>Tell her I like that let them take more pics
>>She does for a while
>>Meet college qt
>>She sees I am in relationship on FB
>>GodDamnIt.jpg
>>Call gf tell her I can't handle it anymore and I am dumping her
>>Blame her of being a whore and call her a bunch of mean shit
>>She totally melts down
>>IDGAF.jpg
>>Find out like a year later that one of my mates kept blackmailing her into fucking with the pics they took.
Sorry for shit greentext its my first.
I remember you from the other thread. Got any more pics of her?
gay story, but post more pics
>>730054561
>Be me
>In high school
>GF is 5/10 at most
>She breaks her leg
>Needs help on crutches
>Break up with her because I don't wan't to be seen with a cripple
It's probably not fuck up by 4chan standers but People gave me shit about it at school.
Feet thread
C-Celeb th-thread general: l-lucky y-you t-to be in this special p-place w-where dreams unfold in e-every space...
>>730052717
Can we have a non autistic celeb thread? One without stupid fucking RP and waifu fags.
You chloe fags that came here in 13 need to go away.
ITT: People that deserve a slow and painful death
OP
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