more like ylyl thred

>>732947827
>>732947841
Wtf is wrong with chinamen?

>>732948086
where did the bullet go?

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>>732947863
to really be rekt tho
shouldn't you play it in reverse?

>>732948388
he just walk right into the blades?

why's everyone running btw? they afraid he'll turn into a zombie? dumbasses, decapitation kills zombies

>>732947827
drift into the abyss

>>732947888
How does this even happen
Also nice trips

>>732947949
It's China, don't try to understand it.

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>>732947841

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>>732950761

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>>732948523

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>>732947827
>>732947841
>>732950761

>>732951223
What gets me about these videos isn't the gore, it's the thought of being in that kind of state and you look up to see a dozen idiots stood around you filming it on their fucking phones. Especially the ones where people are dying. Imagine taking your last breaths just wanting to be left the fuck alone whilst a bunch of rubberneck zombies take selfies with you. Literally can't think of a worse way to go.

The fuck is wrong with people?

>>732951751
Bump

>>732951690
two different guys
first one is wearing a jersy the sec is wearing army gear

>>732952011
he changed his clothes after the first clip

>>732951612
lol, this

i had never think about that. That true famn, sucky way to go

>>732952782
Literally every clip as well. Some poor cunt gets mashed up by a lorry and there's twenty fuckwits buzzing around like turkeys with their phones out trying to get a close up shot of his life leaving his face. Imagine fucking dying to that. That being the last thing you see.

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>>732951612
modern humanity is a fucked up stock. at least in antiquity people had some respect. now all is lost.

>>732951612
The filth bothers me more than that. Imagine surviving an accident but then you have to deal with the aftermath of having your insides scrap against the sewage infested streets. People wonder how someone can get their eyes and scalp eaten by maggots, its because they live in shit.

>>732950761
Why do so many asian people fall into elevators? It seems to be a common thing with them. Explanation anyone?

>>732953856
>This

Cities are bloody disgusting. Human filth over human filth. Sickness and madness

>>732954152
secret rice tunnel on the bottom but you cant access it trough the normal elevator

>>732950820
Asians have the worst luck with elevators. Maybe they should consider taking the stairs from now on.

>>732953384

How???

>>732953384
what the actual fuck? story?

>>732954233
makes you want to write some depraved poetry, right?

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>>732954328
stairs you say

>>732953355
Underground nuke test? I wonder what impact it has on the plates beneath the substrate.

>>732954533
I just wonder what was the expected result of that scene

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>>732947717

>>732954284
Now it makes sense. They love rice

>>732951209
the fuck is he doing?

>>732954652

damn... she saved the kid... :( if there's an afterlife, she won her place there

>>732948402
IIRC he says "I fucking swallowed the bullet", but who knows with these edgy fuckers.

>>732954652
Welp I guess they are just fucked then. Being chewed up by an escalator would a rather bad way to go out.

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>>732947888
HI IM ANTS IN MY EYES JOHNSON

>>732947878
I feel like there should be more blood present.

>>732948086
The fuck i the exit wound? Did that dumb bitch actually use a .22lr hallow point?
Looks like the barrel of a Phoenix Arms HP22 actually.

>>732951827
Maybe I should try taking off all my clothes the next time I encounter someone who wants to kill me.

>>732954652
stairs ≠ escalators

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>>732954652

>Not naming file TheMallMonster

>>732954055
damn niggars

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>>732955744
>not suggesting StairwayToHeaven

>>732954579
Nice one

>>732954652
Did... Did this inspired that death in final destination 4 or it's just me?

>>732954826

It's from Kabbalah.

Zevi's Reversal Rite.

A child birthed through the womb can only be returned via the rectum of the father.

>>732954771
he's just like "Wtf Steve"

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>>732954849
>>732954953
>>732955381
>>732955744
>>732956330

>>732947717
I love this one. The dudes are just like
"Did you just stab me in the head?"
"..no?"
"yes, you did. You stabbed me in the fucking head! What did you expect?"
"blood?"
"Well there ain't no blood"
"Give it back, then"
"no"
"Give the fucking thing back"
"I said no! Fuck off"

>>732956900

He didn't say that

>>732956877
>>732956900
Checked

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>>732957147

orly

>>732957147
I know shit what they said. For all that we know they could've said "allahu akbar" to each other repeatedly. Or "Turtlenecks on males look fucking gay".
It just looks like this could be a valid conversation

>>732957309

But they didn't say that?

>>732950820
best thing about that one is that his friend pulled him backwards into the doorframe. I'd be piiiiiissed

>>732948072
H>>732951089
I have no fucking comment.

>>732957387
And I didn't say that they said that either

checkmate atheists

>>732950820

Did he died?

>>732948101
not a good thing to ski when you are on your period

>>732947717
don't pull it off dumbass

>>732957931
no, he now lives as a crab-man, look for it on google

>>732954374
Normally the space between your skin and bones is seal off from airflow but he suffer an injury that allowed for air from when he was exhaling it escape into his face

>>732954579
I like how that cat is just like 'wtf?'

>>732956877
Don't blame em

>>732947930
lost

>>732961362
For fuck sake

>>732961306
story?

>>732951191
How do you even get to this point??? What the flying fuck mate?!

>>732954872
yea he says that

>>732951751
This one just shocked the shit outta me

>>732952011
Are you retarded?

>>732962126
Why? Mercedes is quite common there

>>732953356
The ancient world is incredibly romanticized.
I'm sure they were equally, if not more fucked up than modern humans.

You're a moron

>>732961362

>not naming it the show must go on

>>732961789
I got news for you /b/ro, we don't know the story behind any of these things. Ever.

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>>732962240
>Why? Mercedes is quite common there
kek

>>732960907
asains are fucking weird yo

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>>732962126

this is the lamest Rekt Bread ever, so boring

>>732961789
Dude took 2 scoops

>>732962543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4f9hnOe8yk

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>>732962620
thanks for posting this awesome webm!!
>you made this thread better

>>732962777
im just here to trash talk, be a negativ dick and expect more of others than i contribute

welcome to the web hun

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>>732962810
English
>do you even speak it?
>hun
>crispy fedora

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>>732962810
You are the salt of this site

>>732947827
>>732947841

Hahaha, these niggas

>>732962956
hey, lets talk in my language then.

how about that you fucking arrogant asshole?

aber dazu müsstest du ja erstmal deinen schwanz aus dem fetten fickloch deiner ekelhaft verpilzten scheißmutter ziehen du missgeburt.

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>>732962985

>>732951827
That round-house at the end... lol

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>>732963100
>being this mad

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>>732963100
>KeK

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>>732963209

>>732963632
this guy seems so chill
i mean he's on the verge of dying and just lifting his fleshy face parts up like "woops that slipped off"

i'd be rolling around, screaming my lungs out

>>732951751
Stupid little bastards sitting in a busy road.

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>>732963100
Wir müssen die juden ausrotten

>>732963892
fick dich und halts maul onkelficker <3

>>732951191
>That fucking filename

>>732953250
>>732951612
But how else would you get to see these videos?

>>732961362
You know what's worse? I bet she got kicked out by the managers for embarrassing them. Kpop groups are fucked up like that.

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>>732963931
Ein Reich ein volk ein führer

>>732961789
He nigger stomped him because he was in the way of his car. Just wanted to get out of a lawsuit

>>732956877
they are escalators, not stairs dumbass

>>732965000
I will escalate my cock in your ass, you faggot

>>732948523
Is this all the same guy? Sick fuck. I don't give a shit about human rekt, but when someone does this shit to animals, it makes my blood boil.

>>732963100
Ich kannte das deutsche Wort nie für Fehlgeburten. Danke.

>>732965083
Sounds gay.

>>732965202
no home thou

>>732965249
>Because nobody has bothered to make a webm of any other part of that 20 minute horrorshow.

>>732965472
topkek on filename

>>732965500
I just can't fathom why public relations with police are so bad right now. There must be a war on cops.

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>>732963892

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>>732965472

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this one is brutal...

>>732951089
its Snippy!

>>732965762
You sick fuck

>>732955029
good job never thought of it

>>732966685
rip those 18 ants.
>vegan 4 life

>>732954579
My chickens do this with frogs a lot. It's bizarre to watch for the first time.

>>732965762
HOLY FUCK MODS! MOOOOOODDS!

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>>732965443
fake and gay

>>732963632
Helmets have a purpose, but I suppose not enforcing them removes the idiots from the population.

>>732967521
>his friend getting rekt while jumping over the fence
kek

>>732953384
Typical day at the Bethesda offices

>>732961336
story?

>>732951612
Fuck off, go back to tumblr newfag

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>>732965762

>>732947827
what an idiot
anyone got the webm of a motorizedwheelchairdude who goes down in the elevator pit or whatever its called suk dik im not engfag

>>732965092
I feel ya.. That video makes me sick to my stomach

>>732951612
I hope that's the way you "go" then, you don't seem to deserve a nice death, anyways.

I'm going to masturbate on the thoughts of you dying by an almost missed shotgun in the head, with half of your face hanging.
Soft flesh is always the best for such things

>>732969367
>>732950761

>>732947827
Asians have the most dumb ways for dying. Seriously though half of the webms on this are asians getting sexual with machines.

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>>732956674
That's really good. Take a pepe
>>732951209
Pretty sure he crushed his sons brain. I think the kid ended up dying from a subdural hematoma iirc

>>732965762
>>732966484
>>732967457
>>732969110
Literally nothing to do with OCD you massive quivering saggy cunts.

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>>732953250
What's makes it worse is that its fucking disgusting. I beat people just a century ago would feel disgust just by the lack of empathy or respect for a wounded person these people have.
Atleast thanks to them we get to see

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>>732962272
Your probably right.

>>732950820
sheet...
hes the first one that didnt deserved itd

>>732948523

MORE HOLY FUC

>>732970854
sneaky motherfucker

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>>732954533
I've done something similar with a bicycle. Yet I still tell myself I wouldn't be as stupid as this

>>732947878
should've remembered the black bean sauce

>>732971356
Did he just jerk him off?

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>>732956796
I swear you made that exact comment nearly a year ago. Do you use it all the time? Anyways
>>732954771
Are the crocs blind or something? I don't get this

>>732948072
Bones are amazing.

>>732956877
this is the stupidest thing about yellow niggers
trying so hard to be white that they rather die in their yellow nigger escalators than take the regular ass stairs

>>732965092
i feel u on that

>>732961611
nah, theres just people who attack/assault u because "you have no rite to jaywalk/anything"

>>732965370
Where can I find this 20 min movie? I am not a sick fucktard I just want to see what they did to him from the beginning to the end

>>732963100
Don't you have a mosque to be at Mohamed

>>732970987
what show?

>>732965249
i need full video

>>732948523
NOW THAT'S EDGY

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>>732972710
the strain

>>732966202
Can someone explain this log of shit shit to me?

>>732973293
aw, i only watched the first season
should i re-up on it for the rest, it didnt seem that interesting to me

>>732970987
what movie ?

>>732973466
nvm

>>732947717
Cunt became a teletubby

>>732973422
I dropped it half way 2nd season. Story started getting stale like they're trying to drag things on. and they fucked up the Master. Might have gotten better though not sure

>>732947717
or maybe tyronne's fucking your wife right now?
>used up college slut:oh anon marry me i want to settle down"
>You: ok m'lady, i'll be your knight will protect you
>UPCS: I love you
*At weeding night*
>you: can... c-can i have a blowjob?
>UPCS: Hell naw i tried that with tyronne and didn't like it, sorry, actually we aren't having sex tonight i'm not in the mood
>you:o-ok darling
*this morning*
> you: where you going bae?
>UPCS: i- i'm going with some friend see you later anon, finish cleaning the home when i get back.
>You: O- ok

*at night*
*She goes to sleep*
*You take her panties are they're filled with cum and check her cellphone and there's a video of her fucking jamal*
fucking loser!

>>732948523
my god ........ there are no words ................

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>>732971522
That's the big mystery... Why?.....

>>732971356
Consolation Prize Handjob

>>732971522
Yes, they think that that's part of how you get the blood flowing and thus waking him up.

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>>732973872
Thats Hot bruv think you mean lucky bastard not loser.

>>732965249
Mouse man took it to the next level and that's now considered normal

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>>732947841
>>732947827
Chinese men hate elevators. They will even die trying to fight them.

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>>732955221
we get it, you know your guns.

>>732963671
except it wasnt
>stay mad nigglet

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>>732948523
there's always one fucking faggot that tries to get extra edgy. Lame ass.

>>732957931
Yeah he did.

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>>732955975

>>732954152
they simply thought the elevator was there but the light was not working, stepping into it expecting their foot to land on a floor in the dark

well except of rthis guy >>732950761 he might just be an actual retard

>>732969793

That driver is so retarded.

>>732951827
this gets me everytime

>>732954692
Like tectonic plates?
None

>>732971522
african american medicine

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>>732965472
i got a fucking boner from this shit

>>732950820
How come all the rekt webms of people involving elevators always come from china.?

>>732956796
>>732971626
literally had the exact same thought. "Steve" and all.

>>732973748
was he the only one affected because he was barefoot and the others not? hard to say if he really was barefoot in the first place

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>>732965472
Wat

anyone have the video of the machine factory accident from yesterdays thread?

>>732973748
pushed around enough.webm

>>732955776
I think she was trying to steal the phone

>>732963813
It's shock. It happens to a lot of people in situations like this.

>>732972810
Look it up, it's not that hard to find.

>>732962240
Topkek

>>732951191
JUST

>>732963813
when you're losing face you've gotta act cool

>>732948931
that's what i didnt understand yeah, why people ran, my first thought was that he didn't hit the blades but someone shot a them

>>732948523
What a fuck-stick

>>732965776
kek

>>732968528
KEK

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>>732975800
I'll gut you

>>732950761
Retarded, drunk or both...

>>732961611
Not saying its fake but why does the camera follow him?

>>732948931
>>732976391
first reaction to big accidents is to run away from them. it's just a reflex, "that guy got fucked up over there so ill go away from that place".

>>732947717
that filename made me loled

>>732976721
the camera is filming a display, look at the corner before it loops

>>732947841
wow how retarded can people get kek

>>732947878
story ?

>>732955079
aint the movies son

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>>732948086
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why we have fucking brain cells. Why the fuck are you holding a gun to yourself in the first place if you're not trying to kill yourself, let alone a fucking loaded one? Fucking idiots. Also here's a gif.

>>732967695
Never noticed that, top kek.

>>732977192
this fag.

>>732974726
If he knew his guns he'd know it's hollow point, not "hallow point". What the fuck is that?

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>>732947827
>>732947841
>>732950761
>>732950820
Best part is they call Americans fat for not taking the stairs and all the asains die by elevator.

>>732977192
He did it on purpose to be a real hard pipe hittin nigga.

>>732973642
Story?

>>732965472
What is that shit they are spraying?

>>732963250
Not a roundhouse retard

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>>732951612
like 90% of people are fucking retards i cant even begin to understand how some people can be so fucking stupid, i'm so triggered right now. so fucking rare to see people with actual fucking common sense and compassion for other people and living things. I'm so trig.

>>732977631
Nerve gas

>>732954652
I live how they were waiting at the top like the knew the shit hasn't been working right all day... like morning meeting was hey guys lets put a few workers at the top of the escalator cause that shit is broke.

>>732963813
I guess he was just trying to save face

>>732953355
this is cooool
moar ?

>>732966014
Reminds me of the shit chicken burrito I had for lunch. Too much fucken red sauce.

>>732948523
In the name of science I guess kek

>>732954771
oh shit did that croc eat that other crocs foot ?

>>732966192
Fuck you Brazil. I loved the results of this game. I don't even follow soccer but I know how much fans suck team Brazil's dick.

>>732948101
did he died ?

>>732978225
lol yep

>>732973748
This one gets me every other time.

>>732951209
Heartbreaking I've got a son this is something I won't be doing lol

>>732961362
THE FUCK

>>732963055
awwww no some help it ><

>>732969929
Said the OCD cunt. How's your patterns going, fag?

>>732948523
The one where he took the fucking pliers and just squished it's head. Jesus, what a fucking fate. Just even try to imagine what it would feel like to have your head slowly squished.