Why are female "comedians" so disgusting especially this one

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Amy "General Fatton" Schumer
Amy "Apocalypse Cow" Schumer
Amy "The Guns Of Provolone" Schumer
Amy "Sandwiches Of Iwo Jima" Schumer
Amy "The Fat Patrol" Schumer
Amy "A-Pack-Of-Chips Now!" Schumer
Amy "McHale's Gravy" Schumer
Amy "U-571lbs" Schumer
Amy "Zero Talks Dirty" Schumer
Amy "Arby's Macht Fries" Schumer
Amy "They Were Expandable" Schumer
Amy "The Dirty Dozen Doughnuts" Schumer
Amy "The Battle of the Bulge" Schumer
Amy "G*A*S*H" Schumer
Amy "The Big Fed One" Schumer
Amy "Hack Saw A Fridge" Schumer
Amy "Waddlecanal" Schumer
Amy "Hamburger Shill" Schumer
Amy "All Quiet On the Weightloss Front" Schumer
Amy "Sergeant Pork" Schumer
Amy "M*A*S*H*E*D" Schumer
Amy "A Few Good Menus " Schumer
Amy "The Dessert Fox" Schumer
Amy "Cookie Jarhead" Schumer
Amy "Band Of Blubbers" Schumer
Amy "Schindler's Grocery List" Schumer
Amy "Dumbkike" Schumer
Amy "Ham Hock Down" Schumer
Amy "Pearl Heartburn" Schumer
Amy "Flags Of Our Fatties" Schumer
Amy "Behind Enemy Swines" Schumer
Amy "G.I. Hoe" Schumer
Amy "Three Burger Kings" Schumer
Amy "Tora Tora Tora my pants" Schumer

>>732949096
>pearl heartburn
good job you sor win a free internet

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*ahem*

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>>732948953
>Implying you wouldn't not fuck Aisling Bea or Katherine Ryan

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>>732948953
Disgusting pig.

>>732949540
She's one of the worst, dumb slut with an irritating voice fucking dirt slut cunt
*rage intensifies*

>>732949556
>both average as all fuck

Because you touch your dog at night.

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Holly Walsh is funny as fuck and makes my peepee tingle.

>>732950284
Good Lord British women are atrocious

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Your Perception will Never leave You...

http://mastermetaphysics.blogspot.ca

>>732948953
She's the only one that's fully disgusting.
Jo Brand (English comedian) is pretty disgusting to look at, but she's pretty fucking funny.

>>732949540
>picking the one angle she looks somewhat bangable from an already biased pre-selection
>mfw
>mfw I have no face

>>732949862
There was literally nothing in her leak qualifying for slutty-ness. It was boring af vanilla shit.

>>732948953
That guy who raped her...
didn't do it hard enough.

>>732951187
What about her noodz?

kind of like gaga and instantly famous somehow

>>732951811
did we look at the same vanilla crap?
How does showing her disgusting tits make her a slut?
wake me up when there's some anal or facials.

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What about Della
Delladreamsofcomedy
Is her snapchat

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More Della

>>732948953
Just her. She rose to.fame for being edgy and all the dane cook girls like her.

Shes terrible. There are good ones.

Maria Bamford
Ellen degeneres (her standup may surprise you. Shes very entertaining.)
Rita Rudner is absolutely charming.
Chelsea Peretti is hit and miss but shes got some gems.


But yeah fuck amy schumer.

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Iliza is fucking hot

>>732948953
You are just intimidated by strong, smart and independent women.

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Whitney cummings is pretty fucking sexy too!!

>>732952915
Than you anon you know whats up

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>>732952915

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>>732948953

>>732950284
She also "flew" a home made helicopter off a cliff. And dumb is also fuckable.

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Aubrey plaza is a sexy comedian

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Y'all motherfuckers just don't know about Tig.

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What about tina fey

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>>732948953
Women are generally not funny. They just copy what their favorite celebrity says is funny.

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>>732953619
I dont wanna know about tig
Anna faris tho!

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>>732953630
super sexy and she is actually funny.

I wanna throat fuck kristen wiig so bad!

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>>732953630
That manly jaw

>>732953619
Tig Notaro looks like a lesbian Math teacher who enjoys rock climbing, kayaking and camping with the "girls". She is stereotypical lesbian in a nutshell. She is super funny though. Her amazon show is surprisingly uncomfortably funny as well.

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>>732952923

>>732954060
Of all the pics to choose from. This is the one you post??

>>732954130

Post a better one

>>732948953
Because you're a sexist and mysoginistic piece of shit.
/thread

(white straight male here, btw. before you star complaining more about women.)

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>>732953986
To be a great comedian, you must be ugly. Fact.

>>732954352
>misogynistic

Man hate is misandry.

And i dont think OP is an outright misandrist.

>>732954373

If these chicks were actually hot they wouldn't be comics.

>>732949556
Both ugly as hell

>>732948953
>>732949096

Why are unfunny men intimidated by funny women?

>>732954438
huh?

>>732948953
Because most of them are not well versed in humor and it comes out as nasty garbage when some of them try to have a go at it anyway.

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>>732954060

>>732954522
You're a fucking retard if you think they're funny

>>732954619
>unfunny post

You didn't need to prove me right pal.

>>732952619
No, she's not.
Average piece of shit

>>732954564
I confused two threads.
Nevermind. Sorry.

>>732954693
>women are funny, get over it
Faggot

>Catherine Tate

> Julia Davis

both Goddess - tiered living legend comediennes.

"Nan Taylor" is one if the best characters.

and "Nighty Night", v dark humour.

>>732953558
More

>>732954815
>repeating south park joke
>probably hates Schumer for joke stealing

I didn't say that. I said unfunny men are intimidated by funny women.

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>>732949556
I would ride Katherine Ryan like a stolen bicycle

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>>732954935

>>732954352
Don't /thread your own post you little faggot

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>>732954974

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>>732948953
Girls don't posses a true sense of humor. They just say stuff that has something to do with how they like wine or shit like "bye felicia!"

Girls are pretty whack

>>732954914
But she's not funny

>>732954522
because, like everything else from medicine to the boardroom to art , they feel intimidated and try to protect their fragile, flaccid egos.

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>>732955084

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>>732955151

>>732954861
Hiya Caaaath!

ih Jill Tyrell you naughty little squirrel
remind me a bit of me uncle Cyril
you're very pretty
and you have nice titties

> a cappuchino would be nice, and a twix fer dippin'

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>>732952619
Iliza can lick my dick any day

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I'd fuck the shit out of her

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>>732955336
Me too bro, me too

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>>732955359

>>732948953
She is a joke stealer, but that;s the only thing I hate about her. Plenty of other unoriginal comedians out there.

Why does everyone hate her so much?

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>>732955574
Because she's so convinced that the only reason people hate her is because of misogyny and Trump supporters

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Dont forget this little "Nazi hunter "

>>732955081
Yawn

>>732948953
Because they don't have to be original to get an audience, they just have to be 'outrageous' which somehow gets automatically translated to 'hilarious' in people's minds; they laugh because they feel like they're supposed to find garbage funny.

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>>732955952
Haha dumb cunt.

>>732954619
Their humor will change but your raging homosexuality won't.

>>732955701
This

>>732955574
Plus she had a speech openly admitting to going to a college mates dorm room finding him extremely intoxicated and wanting sex and because her self admitted low self worth she went for it. He could barely stay awake.

Roles reversed that would be rape, and the lack of outrage especially when she has a lot of feminist fans made the idea of her and what she represents even worse.

I dont know how i feel about her story but its a bit hypocritical, and i can see peoples frustrations.

>>732948953

Male comedians make observations about the world in a witty way, generally. They're more concerned with the external than the internal.

Female comedians are more interested in themselves, how their stories affect them, and their own lives.

Considering that, and also considering that the root of all humor is the unexpected, it's not surprising that so many female comedians come across as a little disgusting. Our common perception of girls is that they're cleaner, more proper, and more sensitive. So when a female comedian wants to do something 'unexpected' and is too lazy to come up with anything interesting, she can just loudly talk about her poop and the audience gives an unprepared laugh.

I do think females can make excellent comedians, but the good ones approach it in a different way than males usually do. Good female comedians are better at coming up with an aburd character and slipping into that role. They can adopt a new mindset and produce comedy by creating a bizarre and specific persona. And some of them are genuinely witty, just like some male comedians are genuinely hacks. There's some overlap between the groups, like there are in every group (like how black people as a group tend to act retarded, but one of the smartest people ever is Neil DeGrasse Tyson). IBut that's why most female comedians aren't great. If you don't care about them, you don't really care about the 'funny' way they reacted to their stories about themselves.

>>732956057
How's your wife's son doing?

>>732955048
Neither are you.

She's one of the top paid comedians right now.

>>732955574
Most people hate her because she's a funny women and they're unfunny men.

>>732954522
Amy schemer is the farthest thing from funny, you cum-sucking mouth breathing mongoloid

>>732956256
better since you stopped talking to him

>>732956305
Disagreed. Im a huge comedy fan and i like a lot of female comedians.

Amy schumer is a tool.

>most people

Unless im supposed to take that literally and you mean even she really isnt funny the hate is really just misogyny.. Then yeah ill agree..

This thread is filled with typical white males.

>>732949096
Dude you stole most of those jokes from when the guys on Opie and Anthony were berating Bob Kelly