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>>733732369
u really need to work on that

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Requesting - Hekapoo

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Re-requesting stock photo of hacker

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best map of all time

Dm3+6
Quake1

There came nothing better after

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>>733726786
>be me
>First day of kindergarten
>Teacher is reading a story all of us kids are on the carpet listening.
>decide out of nowhere to grab the ass of a boy next to me.
>He tells me, "stop grabbing my butt"
>I say "yeah that's your butt all right!"
>teacher flips the fuck out and takes both of us to the princibles office.
>I sit there as I hear the other kid getting yelled at While I wait outside.
Don't remember what happened after that, but considering that I blocked it out it must've been bad.
I'm a dude by the way

>>733726786
Looking up cool laser >guns
Other kids were looking up .50 cal rifles and shit. Since the word gun was flagged and a zero tolerance policy was in effect I had to use the library to fail a research paper instead of the computer. Shit fucking sucked. I also got reamed twice because the 2 assistant principals didn't communicate with each other that the first one already spoke to me. 2009 was a rough year.

>>733726786
I kicked a janitors trash can over that was on those moving wheels. Can was empty, some teacher working late came around the corner and saw me. I immediately put it back up and apologized. Said I didn't think anyone was around and was trying a mortal kombat move. She blew it out of proportion, took me to the head of the after school care program, the program lead wrote it up, and I got picked up by some pissed parents that wouldn't let me explain myself.

>>733734118
Bump

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These are not in any order. I'm sorry if there are any duplicates from last night.

Good game

give me something good

>>733733929
Who is she

Jesus what a dickbag. I can't wait until he resigns to avoid impeachment.

Post pics let r8 and continue.

>>733726007
I look like every dyke you've ever met except with long hair. I'm so gay looking that Ellen DeGeneres once asked me to tone it down. I can't hold scissors without making some sort of joke about being good with them. If it's true that you are what you eat, then I am the taco.

Well damn. So continue

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wwyd?

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>>733731402
Would let her suck my dick before anal

>>733731506
Deepthroat, eat out pussy, smash her doggystyle

>>733729424
What the fucks wrong with her arse?

Post pics or it didn't happen

Stretchmarks

I just got a bj from my girlfriend a few minutes ago. Feeling pretty good right now.

>be me 18 in HS
>long time ago (last year december)
>meet girl on omegle because I'm a lonely faggot
>we talk and it ends
>felt sad for awhile
>hit me up in march
>know I shouldn't take her back
>do anyway
>hit it off great
>until now
>leaves me on read and her snap score jumps up a shitload
>starting to get depressed again
>know the ending is near
>texted her and ask 'is something wrong?'
>still no reply yet but she's on facebook
>probably ignoring me
>snap score keeps climbing and doesn't open my snaps
>know damn well this is the end
>starting to get sad
>at this point I'm leaving her one way or another
>once I do
>gonna block her on everything so there's no way she can contact me
>why?
>so I'm not tempted to talk to her
>and if she talks to me I will never know and that way this will never happen again
>don't wanna let her go but its for the best of me
>oh well at least I had 2mo of some sort of joy and happiness
>now its gone and back where I was 2mo ago but worse
>fucking hurts man
>first girl I ever had a 'thing with'

what should I do /b/? just block her on everything right now and just move on or wait til she leaves me on read or says something?

Update: she replied to my snap saying "if you don't wanna talk anymore let me know instead of leaving me on read" open it now or wait? Kinda hoping she says doesn't wanna talk anymore so I can just move on instead of clinging to the hope we may get passed this

opened it and said she's on a class trip and didn't realize and she's at home..this was 30min ago well boys how do I tell her I don't feel like talking anymore? She's active on messenger and didn't open that...won't open my snap back to her should I just delete her and just slip away without notice?

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>>733732848

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She is watching the thread and wants to know WWYD too

Bend her over, pull her panties down, grab her hair and fuck her cunt. That all any of them are worth.

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Can this be the "fuck off Chloefaggot" edition?

This thread is getting closed down for illegal content. Calling it.

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>>733733103
i like cute lolis. the cuter the better.

>>733733283
When's the illegal content going to arrive?

>>733728430
roll

>>733728430
Rollerino

rolllling