>Be highschool freshman >Fifteen at the time >Never

Post pics let r8 and continue.

>>733726007
I look like every dyke you've ever met except with long hair. I'm so gay looking that Ellen DeGeneres once asked me to tone it down. I can't hold scissors without making some sort of joke about being good with them. If it's true that you are what you eat, then I am the taco.

Well damn. So continue

Alright buckaroo let's mcfuckity do this
>End up hanging out with N the next day
>Found it odd at first that I got invited over after knowing her for a day
>Extraverted sis claims that it's normal, so I go with it
>I get there and it's shit
>It's a dirty townhouse
>Head there with N along with her buddy, S
>S creeps me out and clearly finds me attractive, but I brush it off.
>They're both Juniors
>They want me to join their band even though I'm the most shit bassist ever
>Still excited to be talking to people, though.

A little backstory here, I have pretty severe ADD. I didn't know it at the time, but it made me incapable of focusing in conversation.

>Check phone out of habit
>Oh fuck
>A band from our school is playing Friday
>Fuck yes
>F u c k y e s
>"Hey, guys? A rock band from our school is playing at (some place) on Friday, wanna go?"
>They agree
>I am the Queen of socialization
>Worship me and my ability to do basic things

>>733727869
cont?

Man, I would've hated you in high school but secretly wanted to be you.

All of the weird ass kids got the fucking alt girls.

One of those weird ass kids is me and I never got with an alt gril. Just basic white bitches. Anyway, cont?

Has OP abandoned thread or did they not think about writing green text before then copy and pasteing it?

>>733728910
No clue. Guessing no preparation on OPs part but eh. Can live.

>>733728324

>Queen of socialization
>Queen

OP may very well be a femanon.

>then it happened
>the girls pull down my pants and say
that if you dont reply to this your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>Skip forward a bit
>Several male friends show interest, shoot them all down
>Thought I was bi at the time, which I why people tried
>Another red flag that I ignored, my friends were wayyyy too fascinated with my virginity
>Didn't care, in my head I was the new Queen of Socialization
>Excited because No was gonna introduce me to a girl
>A gay girl
>A gay rocker girl
>Hype so hard
>Actually bother with my clothes
>Get there, the venue is trash
>Empty af, but me and the rocker kids are still hype.
>My nemesis 21 Pilots is played by a bunch of emo teens, but I put up with it
>S keeps hitting on me, quickly shoot him down.
>Meet N's rocker girl friend, and she's hot
>...
>Yeah, no, I lie. She would have been hot. But her face was so full of piercings she looked like a pin cushion
>She had so much eyeliner it was like I was getting hit on by a gay rocket the raccoon
>And oh boy
>Did she hit on me
>She openly talks about how much drugs she does
>And how much drugs, you ask?
>All of them. We are talking to the Queen of druggy daddy issues.
>She asks me about my drug experiences.
>Wants to be a cop
>Doesn't litter
>Goes back into the store whenever I forget to pay for a candy bar
>I am no rebel, i am Queen of the betas
>Stick by N the rest of the night
>Parents call, say they're gonna be over soon to pick me up
>Relieved, too much socializing for a week
>Go to tell the group
>They're... All smoking
>I try to get them to put out their cigs, not sure how my mom would respond
>They do
>Fucking rocker druggy mccreepsmeout comes from around the corner with new cig
>Well, so much for being nice
>Stressfully tell her to put it out
>She leaves, and my parents pick me up. Luckily, they didn't see her
>Go home and pass out

Surprise! I'm no rebel, I play videogames and watch anime.

>>733729160
I actually haven't written it all out, I just write fast. Sorry for the wait.

>>733730355
That's it? Or is there more?

>>733730602
oh yes, there's more. Hold onto your fedora

>>733730355

zzzzzzzz

im out

bitch that took you 30 minutes to write. that's like 11 words per min. wtf is wrong with you

I actually am writing this in real time. I regret nothing

>Continue basic highschool bullshit
>Doesn't date because secretly awkward
>Most of my friends are upperclassmen, but still consider me the mom friend
>That's right fuckers, femanon. Put your dong away for a moment, though.
>Find out more about the creepy pincushion girl
>She had just turned 14
>And had slept with S, a 17 year old when she was 13
>What. The. Fuck.
>Decide to cut myself away from them a little, but they're my only friends that invite me places
>End up getting dragged places a lot, meet tons of Emos
>One of which, a cystic-acne riddled boy we called Giraffe (tall with spots)
>A few weeks later, he gets expelled for threatening to shoot up the school
>My friends are chill with this information
>Start to wonder if I'm in the wrong crowd

Since I'm writing this story in real time, I'll give shorter pieces.

>>733731340
Dude keep hanging out with them. I've had really druggy, weird friends. They're not gonna force you to do anything u don't want to and they're usually pretty cool people.

>Start to pull away a little
>Do poorly at school
>I get really jaded, making fun of the cringy friends to their faces
>A lot of them are either dumb or don't realize I'm making fun of them, so they still keep me
>Get more depressed because let's face it, I don't like any of these losers
>Start getting into arguments regularly
>Yelled at S so bad one day he couldn't make eye contact in the hallway
>But at least nobody harassed me anymore, my virginity stopped becoming a conversation topic
>My grades get so bad my parents get pissed at me.
>Couldn't focus on anything because ADD
>start daydreaming about being anywhere else
>Get sick one day, relieved as fuck
>Then, gets worse
>Fucking mono, gone for two weeks
>Nobody texts me except for N
>Realize I prefer being miserable at home than going to school healthy
>I get back to school, piled with loads of school shit
>No free time
>Then, things get weird.

>>733732017
well that's a twist

>>733732017
nigga what is the point of this shit, what sort of conclusion are you heading towards

>>733732282
she stops dressing like a weirdo and becomes a normal human being, then tries her best to forget her cringy past.

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ill just post random stuff till we get something

>>733732376
nah, goths try to sacrifice her to satan 'cause she's a virgin

Sincerely apologizing for the wait, for some reason it didn't post. Forgive me, fags. Also, what I'm about to tell you is a slew of poor life choices. I do not condone any of these things

>Fake sick in first period during second semester because fuck school
>Hated it
>Loathed it
>I even lied to my mother, which is something I never do. Ever.
>On my way to my History class to do a test I never got to do because I had mono
>Realize on my way there that I don't care anymore
>No friends
>My personality was going places I never wanted it to go.
>Mean, jaded
>Leave campus
>Figure I'd just take a walk during lunch
>I don't stop walking
>End up 7 miles away by the time school would have ended for me
>I walked through the hood in two different towns, went from the suburbs to the city.
>Had to go to Kmart because I was thirsty. There's an entirely separate story about the Nightmare in Kmart, but this story is already too long and y'all want the ending here
>Walked for so long and only say once, didn't want to start to regret what I was doing
>Whatever that was
>Keep thinking about where my life is headed now that I've gotten so mean
>When it gets to be about time school has ended, I call my mom
>I stutter as I call her and she picks me up, calmly.
>We start discussing homeschooling again

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>>733733570
idk i want the kmart story anon if this story doesn't continute further

>>733733332
I wish. I'd sacrifice a mathlete for some pizza. Or a girlfriend made of pizza

>>733733771
Left

>>733733570
>There's an entirely separate story about the Nightmare in Kmart, but this story is already too long and y'all want the ending here
mind getting back to that at some point?

how old is op i think it might answer why they type slow af

>>733733279
bruh, more pics pls? that's my dream human being right there

i sometimes forget that a lot of emo kids come on here with their teeny weeny problems completely blown out of proportion

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>>733734729
wish i had more of her but like thats a pretty old pic

OP, you talk and act like you use tumblr daily

>>733733570
Come on op, my dick aint getting harder!

>>733733279
Holy fuck nigga, I saw this pic years and years ago, but never thought to save it. Thank.

>>733734665
You can't even handle a Shift key or punctuation.
If your typing represents your age, you're a goddamn toddler.

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Finish the damned story.

>>733737198
i don't capitalize my i's because i'm not important enough

BRUH YOU DEAD

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Imma just start posting my sexiest gifs until she gets back

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>>733739561

>>733739714
I have discovered I have exactly three sexy gifs, and two are too big for this board. Continue the fuckin story.

>>733737379
naw lol i just dont give a fuck to do so its 4chin no ones here seriously

>>733730355
lost interest when you were a gay girl, go away now, also shit story.

>last post from OP an hour ago
Abandon all hope ye who enter.

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>>733731340
>"That's right fuckers, femanon. Put your dong away for a moment, though."

I'm out, you fucking blew it. From one femanon to another: if the thread understands from context clues that you're a girl, don't say shit like this. It only makes you an attention whore, you attention whore.