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Faces of /b/, rate each other

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>turn 18
>magical grown-up fairy bursts through my window
>casts spell of adulthood on me
>Instantly learn how to do adult things like drive cars and do taxes and do things no one under 18 was ever capable of doing before in human history.

Thanks government!

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g/fur

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I need your help /b/ is sex with an older woman not as exciting as it sounds?

After I watched this video I don't think I want to have sex with an older woman just yet.

https://xhamster.com/movies/7311533/58_year_old_doggy.html

> Be 22
> Come back from school for a family party
> My tutor from when I was in Middle School was there
> We exchanged numbers
> Past month now we have been sexting like crazy
> She wants to see how much I've "really" grown
> I mean I just don't want to be that guy in the video I linked being told to "Go harder" or "I can't feel you fucking me baby" That would just crush me
> Also that is a big turn off and it's annoying

(Picture related. My Tutor.

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>ITT movies that you enjoyed but other people hated

>pic related

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I'm on patrol in this sector, and I've detected a distress signal in this vicinity. May I be of assistance?

It is a cruel, unforgiving world out there, but you needn't go it alone. You have backup. Let us strategize as cleverly as possible, so that today's troubles may become tomorrow's conquest.

For the Glory of Anonkind, I ask you: what is on your mind?

>advice
>vent
>relax

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and a new s/fur

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What do you think about Adolf Hitler?

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Why were 8 year olds at a concert where this woman talks about getting fucked so hard she can't walk straight (side to side)?

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Hello Anon! You are a World War 1 German Soldier, Strobtruppen Regiment Nr. 394, on the Verdun front, 1916.

If your comment ends in:

1: Commit suicide.
2: Die from Artillery
3: Mustard gas attack. Permanently Deformed.
4: Die from Bayonet.
5: Death from Machine Gun.
6: Shot for desertion and stuck in no mans land. Roll dubs to get out.
7: Lose a leg from landmine, but survive.
8: Blown up by grenade.
9: Survive the war with no injuries.


What are you waiting for? Roll!

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its time faggots

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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU ARE GUARANTEED TO GET ANYTHING YOU PUT IN YOUR POST BY 2018
HURRY FAGGOTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Daily reminder that atheism is one of the main factors that western society is failing


>"b-but I'm atheist and I don't support western degeneracy"
If you consider yourself an atheist then you're just like any other atheist and therefore you're against christian values and lifestyles.
Saying this is the same as the saying "b-b-but not all muslims"

>"b-b-but muh science"
Religion is not anti-science and has never been.
Many if not all great minds throughout time have ben christian to some degree. Isaac Newton, Albert Einstein, Galileo Galilei and William Thompson just to name a few

>"b-b-b-b-b-b-but muh crusades and inquisition"
Christianity is a religion which has reformed and changed over centuries to fit with modern society and norms. The biggest change was probably lutheranism which in short made christianity more about the people and less about the church and big religious figures. The crusdades and inquisitions happened 600-1000 years ago and it wasn't really much considering everything else that happened that long ago. Everyone was killing eachother over the most meaningless things back then, but christians are the only ones who have stopped this.


tl;dr: if it wasn't for christianity or christians you wouldn't even be here today
Now put down your fedore and go read a bible

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spidermanthread

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Loli thread shinobu edition