Sharing my slutwife tonight.
WWYD
I'd suck her earlobes
Say ONE nice thing about AMERICA
Yosemite park
is a beautiful continent, from alaska to tierra del fuego
>>735006056
For a relatively first world country, the cost of living can be relatively cheap.
I don't understand. People are acting like the world was so much better before dongol the mongol was in office. I'm not a trump supporter, but damn, people are fucking gay when it comes down to their feelings about him. We've had dumber, worse presidents before.
>George W Bush
>Jimmy Carter
>Gerald Ford
And last but not least
>John Fucking Kennedy
>>735007188
Because the libs are still pissed that their Hillary isn't president.
>>735007368
But some of their arguments come to the point of saying trump will end the world horribly. Like,people understand we have two other branches of government right??
>>735007368
No, you are wrong. They are not mad that Hillary didn't win. They are very reasonably frightened because a know nothing like Trump did. My question for the Donald supporters out there. How is it working out for you?
r34 thread
>>735004689
Cute girls wearing diapers
new IG/FB fap thread
>>735007325
22 year old beta male seeking advice. How to score pussy?
Meet through friends?
Nah, sausage fest.
>>735004465
-Cut your hair
-Take that stupid poster off your wall
-Go and force yourself to be social, it is a skill you learn
W-welcome to Therapy Tea with Alice3D!
Anyone know a tea that g-goes well with sickness?
Even if I'm a b-bit under the weather, I'm s-still here for you Anonymous. If you are t-tired, weary, w-worn out and tired of it all, come t-talk to me.
Don't s-suffer in s-silence, my love.
First
>>735005822
B-but last in my heart.
LOCK HIM UP
The end draws near
>>735005968
Except in the case of blocking Trump's executive orders, then liberals are relevant. How's that travel BAN coming along?
Greentext story thread. Bonus points for OC or the full "the don" story
I'll start
>be me in 2nd or 3rd grade, can't remember
>was a poor fag so had no vidya to play at home and no neighbors my age
>get bored and ask to do my sister's homework with her since kindergarten
>mom would copy her homework on another sheet of paper for me and explain things I didn't understand
>my favorite was math
>because of this school becomes really boring as I already understand this shit
>sleep all day
>one day principal comes to my class and asks to speak to teacher
>teacher goes out to hall for a minute and comes back
"anon, we need you in the hall"
>told I have to take a special test
>ugh.png
>follow into a small room with a strange woman sitting at a table
"anon, we need you to take this test. I know it will seem weird, but this is important"
>start taking the stupid shit. It's Hella easy
>fall asleep halfway through hoping they'd give up, and also bored
>wake up
>shit.fuck
>they're there waiting patiently
>finish stupid test and go home
>mom is waiting for me
"anon, I got a call from the school"
>explains to me that the test was an IQ test, what that is, and that I scored high
>tells me she got in trouble after those results for my behavior
>continue to do this throughout grade school cuz I'm a fucktard
>after that year NCLB was put in place so I passed on the tests scores of that alone
>6th grade rolls around and now I'm missing the bus on purpose cuz mom doesn't have car and school sux
>get held back for first time cuz "it would be an embarrassment to the school to pass me despite my IQ"
>Mfw it finally hit me, they thought I was a tard
>Mfw I can't do this anymore
>Mfw I still went to middle school because the sixth grade got moved up to it
And my act was cleaned up after that
>>734999890
kek, my middle school thought I was a tard too
>be me
>be in 3rd grade
>be required to catalog every book that we check out and read from the library
>fuck that
>Imma read all the books and not log it
>have lowest book score in class despite having read more books than any of them
>mom sees report card, makes me catalog
In one day I went from bottom of the list to numero uno. I got a plaque on the wall.
>>735000588
I got one more
>be me
>be in 3rd grade
>government suit guy comes into the school
>pulls out me and two other tards
>tasked to arrange hula hoops to create the most intricate Venn-diagram possible
>after some deliberation, tard #1 takes a crack at it
>tard #2 makes an attempt
>I sit back, let them have their fun
>the government suit guy shows us the solution
>now is my time to speak up
>I interject with a design that vastly improves upon his
>he goes stonefaced for a few moments
>"oh...uh, yeah, yeah that works too."
>mfw as a 3rd grader I beat the government-appointed adult at a mental task
>>734999890
>sixth grade got moved up
>SIXX grade got moved LOG
Celebread.
https://www.reddit.com/r/bestporn4ever/comments/6faiz8/jessa_rhodes_manuel_ferrara/
>dubs to take any adjacent place
>if your base is taken you are eliminated
>killing someone takes their land
>only the first dubs after each update counts
>>735006974
fuck you 37
Jesus to 26
>>735007110
Roll
any traps on kik? my kik is vladduty
>>735002092
OP pic not realted
Fluffy thread
Rate.
Will CONSIDER DOING dubs.
Will 100% do whatever trips say, fuckers. Try me
Timestamp?
>>735006256
Underage / 10
Would still fuck
cut ur tit under a nipple