22 year old beta male seeking advice. How to score pussy?

Meet through friends?

Nah, sausage fest.

>>735004465
-Cut your hair
-Take that stupid poster off your wall
-Go and force yourself to be social, it is a skill you learn

Meet @ work?

>>735004465
Eat plenty of onions

>>735004465
>How to score pussy?
On a 1-10 scale.

>>735004709
it's a buzzfeed video

all of their male employees are betas
all of their female employees are dogs

Currently sans job.

>>735004465
Neck yourself kiddo, on /b/ we dont look kindly at homosexual virgins

Meet online?

Mucho Autismo...

Stop working for buzzfeed to start with

Meet IRL?

Meet IRL?

DATE ACQUIRED

>>735004465
Very redpill bro.

Get MDMA, get some cool sunglasses.
Dress up nicely. Remember anti-sweat deo.
All you fears are now gone and u will be a facking charmer.
Drink water all night, but not 2 much. remember that OP.

>>735005176
Owh and go alone, it won't matter to you once you're high.
Just use some time constraint openener like im waiting for my friends or they're at the bathroom som im just chilling around. You get me.

You remind me of a younger Terry Davis. He's still a virgin and is in his late 40s

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>>735005303

6 mg of estrogen and 200 mg of spironolactone a day.

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>>735004465

22yrs old? nigga u look 40

>>735004465
Step 1: You don't.

Step 2: Just do whatever the fuck you want.

Step 3: If you want to compliment a female, make it subtle (AKA. don't compliment something she does not have control over, like her eyes for example, you can compliment her looks tho, because she put effort into it [works if you are dating])

Step 4: Don't be a faggot. Everyone has their needs, so eventually you will learn/know that caring for someone else might be(come) a pain.

Step 5: Honestly, just do whatever the fuck you want. If you want to score pussy just for the sex, you can pretty much act like a dickhead and still score pussy.

Step 6: There isn't much I can tell you here ... Just maintain a clean look, and do not make it obvious that you got "nothing better to do" than just spending your time with female "X" 24/7.

Faggot.

>>735005176
>>735005301
kinda wierd but that guys gets it.

>>735005687
this or a handgun, at night, in a park. Just buy some night vision goggles and chase that tight fit blonde beauty down. Be careful though, from experience, the pussy tends to be salty af when they sweat. Blondes are also bald so grab a brunette if you're looking for some hair down there.

>>735004465
Leave 4chan. Go outside
??
Profit!

Fuck outta here buzzfeed
This holy sanctuary is guarded by our lord and savior, Kek
It shall not be memed upon

>>735004918
>kiddo
found one of them homosexual virgins

>>735004465
maybe not the advice you seek, but If I could go back 8 years in time, id tell myself to forget about the girls and focus on the money. Also, girls at that age are over valued, when you hit 30, it's a mans game. No rush, just focus on the money, trust me

>>735004465
dont bother trying, the game is rigged.

beta 4 life

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>>735004465
wow i was just watching that video
hahahah

>>735004465

stop wearing a hoodie like a 16 year old, get a button shirt and a cardigan.

cut your shitty 1997 John Conner hair, wear it short, pretend you're a man.

Talk to girls and be friendly and don't bring up sex until they do. Keep them guessing if you want them, or just want to be good friends.

>>735004465
Ask BuzzFeed, they know, trust me

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>get a hair cut
>lift JUST enough so you look good with the right lighting
>being dehydrated helps
>avoid over expectant, high maintenance bitches
>skip all the bullshit and fuck slightly chubby chicks with minimal effort
>fuck fat chicks with zero effort

>>735004465
Step 1. Stop looking like that.

>>735006260
Newfag

You actually could be hot as fuck, get a nice haircut and you'll look amazing.

>>735004918
>This is how people talk on the 4chans rite?

>>735007073
>fucking fat chicks.

>>735004465
I will give you my secret. It doesn't work 100% but it has gotten me laid more than the traditional strategy. Go for the handicapped/disfigured/dysfunctional bitches. Now here me out. This has the potential to play to in your favor, even if you're unattractive. These group of females are general more insecure about this deformities, or short comings, and are more likely to accept your advances as a result. I personally favorite are the chicks with Crohn's disease. Some are pretty fucking hot, But because they shit in a bag attached to their gut. They are rightfully a little insecure. Especially about their body image. Amputee chicks are another high potential hookup. Even chicks undergoing chemo may increase your odds. Recently got a number from a waitress at a texmex restaurant. She was going through chemo. Seemed like a sweet girl, I haven't got around to calling her yet. Other thank the bald head, her body looked nice from what I could tell. Anyways...give it a shot man. I think you may find some luck there.

>>735007939
but how do u initiate a conversation?
>I Like your purse
>Girl: Blushes
>It's my shit bag
>yadungoof.jpeg

>>735008116
Variety of things. If I try to talk to her at a restaurant I'll ask if she's been here before and what's good. If I'm in a Checkout line I complain about how they only have a few registers open and a million shoppers. I usually just try to use my surroundings to come up with a topic. Doesn't always work, But sometimes I guess they don't get approached often so they latch on and go with flow.

>>735004465
Go outside semen

>>735008116
They also frequent online dating services. So you can search profiles and luck upon one. Meet a chick with a deformed armed on eharmony. Went on a few dates with a death chick I met on plenty of fish. I brought a mini dry erase board to talk with her lol.

>>735008906
Deaf sorry not death**

>>735008471
Okay then. Here's my scenario from the past and give me something that will land me a date(since I still go to that gym and I'm sure she does too):
>be me
>working out on eliptical
>endurance for 30 minutes non-stop usually
>see a wheel chair girl, qt 3.14 for sure without her disease that makes her crippled
>she's skinny still
>see her get up and get into a isolated bench press machine
>does that for a lot of the weight machines on the floor
>leaves with her dad I think or caretaker or bf
How to initiate the convo? Do I just go up and say can I help you get on that machine? It's insulting af imo.

>>735008960
>wanna have sex?
>you: *tosses dry erase board out*
muhaha

>>735009000
Ha no! Don't draw attention to their issues. I'd probably walk up to her and say something to effect of "wow, you make that look easy!" Or jokingly say something like "how am I suppose to follow up with that??" She probably ask you to clarify and you go on with the convo.

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>>735009428
Need more context... Like all the way to the "Do you want to go watch a movie with me this weekend? I'd like to get to know you better." please.

Stop looking like Willem Defoe

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>>735009614
posting tits for context

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>>735009614
That's kind of hard to do. I have no idea how she'd play out during the convo. As I said this isn't 100%. It can fail, but it feels like I have better luck than going after your average chicks.

Being in a gym, I assume people are there to work out and probably aren't big on socializing. So you'd need to gauge her responses. The second factor is the guy with her. Chances are she's going to act and respond differently with him there than if she were alone.

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>>735010110
She wasn't with him working out, just left with him plus he was older so definitely a dad or caretaker. Did I mention that when she caught my eye she kept staring back?
>that beta moment
I insist on the context. I think she has what stephen hawking has because she could still walk but just a few steps to the machines.

>>735005942
lulz

beta fag lololol xd

>>735007550
>capitalizes the beginning of a sentence
faggot

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>>735010438

how did my buzzfeed meme turn into this

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>>735011030
because you're faggot lulz

>>735010438
She's in a wheelchair she eyes you eyeing her. Probably not moment. She's probably gotten to the point where she stares down people who stare at her until they look away. A "yeah I'm fucking cripple so what?" Type ploy. So be careful with that. I learned this the hard way lol.

As for context. Let's say you lead with something that got her talking. Maybe one of the two things I suggested. If she short with you you'd probably want to wrap it up and move on. She she seems receptive then move into some more friendly questions and jokes. She how often she comes. Maybe suggest how you need a workout buddy for accountability and motivation see if she bites. Since you know she attends regularly you don't have to clamp down the first meeting. Maybe talk with her a few more times for the next week or so before popping the question of a date. I don't know man. I'm not alpha Mac daddy. I'm fumbling through my encounters daily. The reason for these type of chicks is the handicap it gives you. You don't have to have swag or some shit. You just showing interest may go a long way. If they are missing out on companionship they will latch on to you regardless.

>>735004465
Cut hair (not really needed), work out (also not really needed), find job (also not really needed).
Most importantly: Have confidence.
The reason I put all that in parenthesis is because I was a jobless, long-haired, skinny kid, who simply hid on a milf walking down the street.

2 years later. I moved in with her. Fucking her every night and banging pussy on the side. Still no job to speak of. All I do is fix up her house.

Beta 4 life

School clubs/organizations, work mostly. Hit the gym if you're gonna try dating sites btw

>>735004465
22? mother fucker you look 40.

>>735006557
His hair is short faggot

>>735004465
>22
>Owns nerf gun
Give up OP.

>>735011669
Girls are still girls and I spill spaghetti, that's why I'm working out at the gym m8. She was a qt 3.14 and all qt's make me nervous af.

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>>735005942
Do this till you're 45 and then say goodbye to women altogether. Enjoy wet dreams from time to time and ponder on the question why the fuck you never had any children. Fix your priorities, find a suitable woman, at least 15 years younger than you and have children.

Die when your oldest is getting out of highschool.

If this sounds like life success to you go play it out. Otherwise focus on self-improvement for a few years during your 20's get to know and fuck a couple women to understand yourself better. Then commit to someone and have children at a decent age to do so.

Listen to Phil Conners song "I don't care anymore". Go into public. Worked for me

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>>735004465
Grow out the hair longer, or cut it. Start exercising, eat lots of protein and start getting a little more sun.

If you're scoring and that's your own place. Take off the curtains, the shitty poster, and get a damn frame for your bed. If that's your parents place, then save up to move out. In the meantime, bang in motel rooms.

>>735012633
That is true but you have to look at it differently. They are to normal girls what you are to chads of this world. They know this and it is what feeds into their insecurities. Imagine some chicks comes up to you and start feigning interest. You'd probably become instantly whipped and do what she wants just to keep her around because you've gone maybe your whole life without someone showing interest in you. This is similar to the affect you will have on them. They may have just about wrote off and semblance of normalcy as far as relationships go. And boom here you come sparking that hope. You're not the ideal person they wanted but then again it wouldn't take your ideal girl to get you jumping through hoops.

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>>735004465
If they don't show any interest, don't waste your time. Also looks are important.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFnJMPQow7A&t=16s

>>735006431
kek

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>>735013686
true. I just needed that different perspective. I just hope there's some sex involved in the relationship.