W-welcome to Therapy Tea with Alice3D! Anyone know a tea that

First

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>>735005822
B-but last in my heart.

>>735005822
Czech'd

Not first

>>735005749
Bitch quit stuttering and make the tendies.

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YOUR LATE I WAS WORRIED!

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Remember to keep a tempura disposition in hard times!

>>735005749
Whip em out

>>735005749
hi there. long time lurker tbh, see these threads all the time but never post in them. how are you?

>>735005992
*you're

Also, eat a dick.

>>735005749
>>735005749
>>735005749
Are you going to talk about you father or just keep cancering up 4chan?

>>735005749
I hear that cascade u got there makes a nice tea

I think my tea is poisoned with hate.

Where do I find a cute gf?

>>735005749
Hey aren't you Joy? You really are becoming gorgeous.

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>>735006053
I rushed nigger. Also nigger nigs niggernogs while niggering.

Feel batter Alice! I'm here if you need me~

-CC

lipton with ginger and lime was what I had to take when I was younger. tasted like trash

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>>735005992
I'm q-quite sorry, shall w-we select a tea together then?

>>735005749
alice i have a gf in canada shes a single mother . she had a rough past and wont go into that but today she said that she wouldn't care if she died and i told her i would and she still said she wouldnt im just down

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>>735006039
I'm a l-little under the weather <4

>>735006101
N-never tried it, you first <4

>>735006163
Let m-me pour you a new cup then <4

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>>735006239
oh no... sick again.. I'm sorry.

>>735005749
hey alice what is that in your oven...
also nice flat cleavage very cute, hope you feel better

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>>735006239
Yes please.

>>735005749
Hey Alice!
What's a good type of tea to get started on?

I want some advice about coping, or just some reassurance.

My grandfather died a couple of weeks ago.
I just want to be a little boy again and snuggle in his arms again. I really miss him and I'm not sure how or who to express it to, or even at all.

Does it get less sore over time, or should I be happy that I have good memories of him?

>>735006164
Get naked in front of a full length mirror, tuck your dick between your legs and bingo. You may now proceed to fuck yourself to death.

>>735006239
>>735006292
Shut up about the fucking tea and tell us why you wont talk about your dad you stupid cunt

>>735005749
Could I see a bit more off your cleavage please?

dang gal why do you do these things?
im genuinely curious.

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>>735005749
My apologies for being r00d yesterday, are you feeling well?

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>>735006164
I w-would recommend this weird new place called "outside".

>>735006190
N-no, I'm Alice <4

>>735006277
S-sounds like she has untreated depression. S-she should probably go to a doctor <4

>>735006315
N-nice ahego there <4

>>735006331
I'm a C cup d-dear <4

>>735006335
Here l-let me pour a cup for you <4

I'd take care of you if I could.

>>735006454
More accurate pls. Where exactly to find a cute gf?

>>735006454
Stop stuttering you annoying twat and tell us about your dad

>>735006454
>I'm a C cup d-dear <4
um you didnt answer the question

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>>735006336
*wraps her arms around you from behind and rests her head on your back* I'm s-sorry Anonymous, I'm s-so so sorry....it gets easier, I p-promise.

>>735006383
T-to help Anonymous <4

>>735006439
A l-little under the weather, and f-forget about it <4

No harm, no foul <4

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If you're feeling under the weather, you should relax.

>>735005749
Bend over whore, getting tired of these threads

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>>735006540
She'll respond in a bit but I'll answer quick: find one at a place you like to frequently visit

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>>735006530
*smiles* T-that makes me feel better already <4

>>735006540
Outside <4

>>735006550
Correct!

>>735006454
i could feel that in her but she told me before that she doesnt want to go to the doc cus they might take her son away

>>735006673
*touches beautiful kimpatsu hair*

>>735005749
I NOW CLAIM YOU AS MY WAIFU YOU HAVE NO SAY IN THIS! SEE YOU IN 20 MINUTES!

>>735006673
Well I am glad to hear that. I think I would make you tea cakes and make you stay in bed and rest..But let you play games still.

>>735005749
I drank so much water aliceeeeee.

>>735006673
wHAT THE HELL IS IN YOUR OVEN ALICE

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>>735006656
L-like this?

Also, feel free to click the little X in the upper right hand corner dear. No one put a gun to your head and forced you to come here.

>>735006690
T-that really isn't how it works. She needs t-to go to a doctor.

>>735006768
No gods, n-no masters, no waifus.

>>735005749
*lick*

>>735006871
alice you ol slut you

>>735006292
ive noticed the last few times you've said you aren't feeling well. have you seen a doctor?

>>735006454
Oh, I hoped you were joy/remii.
Have a nice day Alice!

>>735006660
Yeah, do that and then top yourself you fucking failure.

>>735006871
good now show your tits

>>735006856
It's this weird thing called a "reflection" have you never looked in mirror

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>>735006856
P-pots and pans?

>>735006843
N-no one can keep me down dear <4

>>735006853
Why?

>>735006938
Of c-course, I go every time <4

>>735006948
S-sorry to disappoint <4

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>>735006983
Thank you

>>735007050
can i smell your shoes?

>>735006871
>No one put a gun to your head and forced you to come here.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HNo1eA0H5w

>>735006871
Fine but im still coming over in 20 minutes

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>>735006871
listen i dont know what your problems are but i want to slap you and fuck you and cum on your face.

>>735007014
but why is she acting suspicious about it

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>>735007050
:) as long as you make sure you're okay im happy!

>>735007014
nevermind i think it is a reflection im a retard

>>735007111
Because it's such a stupid question, lmao.

part a si ecila

i hate the way you cook spaghetti, what kind of freak puts salt in the water?

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>>735006987
N-no thank you, I think m-my rear is my best feature <4

>>735007077
No.

>>735007079
I c-can't help but laugh super hard you glorious bastard.

>>735007097
D-don't have any besides a small stomach bug <4

>>735007156
T-too many Anons for that dear <4

>>735007168
*smiles* I'm g-glad you are happy dear <4

>>735007079
Proof, now deliver

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>>735007156
Come on in, we're doing it till we ejaculate

>>735007156
shut up nerd let me have my circlejerk
>>735007191
its okay you stupid nerd

>>735007050
mmm demo you should really take good care of yourself or let someone do it for you. That way you are in better health more often. I messaged you a few teas that will help depending on what is going on with your body.

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>>735007232
N-normal people who know how pasta works.

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any game recommendations?

>>735007282
dont call me a hecking nerd you double nigger

SHOW DRESS

SHOW STOCKINGS

SHOW COCK

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>>735007323
Salt and Sanctuary <4

>>735005749
Can i fuck your tight bod??

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>>735007323
What genre do you prefer most?

I'm really confused about my sexuallity. Ive been attracted to guys before I believe. And ive fapped to GP before. But today I was thinking about it and I was repulsed by the thought of sucking. It really depends on my mood.

>>735007300
why do you have man hands

wow i just realized this bitch is a dude

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>tfw when you just want to rip off alice clothes and fuck her until she is broken

>>735007239
back to lurking i go. have a nice day alice !

Could not answer last time...

You said you would listen to a bunch of edgy teens just to help the one truly troubled kid. I am in no way against helping people! (also i never ever pushed anyone down)

My point is that doctors and pills are not magical items resolving all problems instantly. You can get help but in the end a mental condition is not a wound you can stich up just like that. You have to struggle and heal yourself too!

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>>735007428
T-that sounds like you are somewhat fluid. N-not a big deal <4 Everyone is, t-to some degree.

>>735007464
I d-don't <4

>>735007485
I'm f-female <4

>>735007384
Don't have a c-cock <4

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>>735007393
Oh I have it already! I havn't played much of it though
>>735007409
a lot of indie 2D adventure games, Owlboy was prob by favorite game of last year

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Keep your love alive, Anonymous!

>>735007239
Can I have a lemon tea I'm trying to get over a flu

>>735007239
yea wondering what did you tell to your avatarfag friends did you tell them to fuck off?

What written on your fridge?

>>735007549
YOU'LL GET WHAT YOU'RE GIVEN AND FUCKING LIKE IT!

>>735007534
are you into anal things?

You're female? I suggest you prove it.

Alice... You didn't answer my question :'(

if nothing else show panties so i dont think about this for the rest of the night

>>735007524
alice is not that thick unfortunately
but she is still perfect just the way she is

>>735007191
Holy shit, you admitted you were wrong on /b/! You have been awarded exactly one internet. Don't spend it all in one place!

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Sup alice.
Taunt 19: https://youtu.be/Fjezq1X_6bg

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>>735007672
Or else what? A bunch of teenagers will say edgy things online?

>>735007543
What is love?

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>>735005749
Hi op!
I hope you feel better soon! try a cup of chamomile tea.

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>>735007527
*waves* Y-you too <4

>>735007531
Okay, but that isn't what you said. You said people need to harden up. That's fucking stupid.

Doctors and pills aren't magic items, obviously. Yet they have a very fucking high success rate, and to say "you need to struggle and heal" is stupid.

Without therapy and medication, the remission rate is 1/30th the rate. With them, it's close to 90%. Turns out drugs and therapy works.

Without treatment, those with depression are MUCH more likely to attempt suicide. Hardening up and "not being so sensitive" doesn't help.

So, no, I don't blame society or some stupid shit like that. I blame people like you who don't support the people who need help. We have less than HALF the beds we need to help the mentally ill; it's the ideology of needing to "harden up" that prevents us from spending money where we need it most.

And that's just the cold hard data.

>>735007770
thanks
i noticed how the reflection in the refridgerator didnt have the stuff in it
or it could just be a bunch of pots and pans like alice said

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>>735007836
Baby, don't hurt me.

>>735007748
I wouldnt say shes perfect just because she talks to lonely idiots

[spoiler]but shes still a cutie patootie[/spoiler]

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>>735007541
I l-like it a lot <4

>>735007549
Absolutely, l-let me mix one up for you <4

>>735007578
N-not sure what you mean <4

>>735007610
My schedule and t-to do list <4

>>735005749
k-k-kill yours-self you r-r-r-roleplaying f-faggot

>>735007534
>T-that sounds like you are somewhat fluid. N-not a big deal <4 Everyone is, t-to some degree
What exactly does this entail

>>735006598
Thanks Alice. That action is cute.

What about the tea?
I always get a headache from the tea my family drinks.

>>735007944
are you fuckign retarded?

>>735007899
Like a record baby, round, round, round, round.

>>735007966
>fluid
i am now intrigued

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>>735007672
I s-suggest you kindly look at the OP picture <4

>>735007635
Sometimes, w-when the mood is right.

>>735007702
W-which one?

>>735007724
I d-don't wear any dear.

>>735007836
B-baby don't hurt me <4

>>735007543
can i smell your socks? <3

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>>735007899
Don't hurt me, no more

>>735005749
How do I get great trap aesthetics like you?

>>735005749
Disgusting weeb trap.

>>735007534
stop pretending to stutter online, you fucking faggot

sage'd shit thread

>>735007938
lol forgot you were in /b/?

>>735005749
Hello Alice!

>>735008028
The reason why i want you to prove it is because i looked at your pic

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>>735007856
I'll d-do just that, thank you <4

>>735007965
Not r-role playing dear <4

>>735007966
Means your mood affects what you are into.
Should be obvious.

>>735007996
M-maybe try decaff?

>>735007997
Nope!

>>735008044
By b-being a biological girl <4

>>735007870

I'd argue becoming less sensitive isn't the worst advice. I've been clinically depressed for years, and I -know- I'm gonna kill myself one day.

I've just set aside a list of stuff I have to do before I can check out. Most of it is gonna take a couple of decades.

Once I get my list done, I'll punch out. Till then? I'll try not to be so depressed.

>>735007870
I disagree, I've been diagnosed with depression for about 4 years and I still am diagnosed with it. All I did was harden up and stopped being so sensitive, and I always feel happier. Somehow still diagnosed with it though.

>>735008028
that picture is unsettling

>>735008028
Where can I get a gun like that so I can shoot myself?

>>735007524
>tfw you are fapping to her rl pics and webms even though they don't include any sexual content

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>>735008063
N-not pretending.

And oh wow, a sage! I'm so hurt, surely that will do anything on this slow as hell board!

>>735008096
Hello d-darling <4

>>735008120
C-clearly you didn't look very well <4

So how close are you to killing yourself tonight?

>>735008028
>W-which one?
>>735005879
That one.

>>735008028
>Sometimes, w-when the mood is right.
I might be a fucking weirdo for remembering this but didnt you say in another thread that you prefer anal because you have issues with your vuh-jay-jay? might be remembering wrong though

>>735008135
God you're fucking mentally ill. You are not a passable trap at all and the w-w-w-way you type is cringe as fuck.

>>735008206
okay fine bro, if you dont want to talk about it then ill believe you. You're a real woman.

>>735008135
Bullshit, there are no women on the internet
Btw Hierba Luisa tea is good, try that

>>735008137
>>735008148

hard mode engaged

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>>735008137
That's ridiculous. Suicide is almost always a compulsion due to an overstressed brain not having a way out.

What you are doing isn't committing suicide, it's deliberately attempting to reason your way out of it and delay it as best you can.

Seek medical help, Anonymous.

>>735008148
Y-yes, you are diagnosed with it because it is a life long illness that c-cannot be cured merely by "hardening up" <4

I'm glad you feel better Anonymous, but that doesn't make it emotionally healthy.

>>735008169
It's h-how I feel every day <4

>>735008186
Why w-would you want to?

>>735008206
>N-not pretending.

i hate you

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>>735007543
But love is just a lie.

>>735007814
i wanna rape reimu :(

>>735008194
>implying
[insert celty webm here]

>>735008350
>It's h-how I feel every day <4
stop that you're silly

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>>735008350
STOP APPEALING TO MY BETTER NATURE

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>>735005749
Hey Alice. Joined the cult last night. I'm sick too now, got an awful sore throat. You're not alone...

>>735007067
Cayde, you badass. Keep it up, you.

>>735007856
Hey Mantis. Weather is strange and wonderful today; (why do I always talk to you about the weather?) it's sunny and very windy.

>>735008135
O-oh.
That makes sense.

Thanks again Alice nee-chan!

>>735008186
Go to gun range that lets you borrow guns. Aim at your brainstem. Pull trigger.

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>>735008247
C-correct <4 I rarely get too worked up these days....

>>735008214
That is not a question.

>>735008208
D-depends <4 Why do you ask?

>>735008267
I'm g-glad I'm not a passable trap <4 It'd b-be weird for a biological woman to be a trap, after all.

>>735008279
M-my vagina tends to dissuade me f-from thinking otherwise <4

>>735008289
Y-yet here I am <4

>>735008360
*kiss* b-but I love you <4

>>735008454
S-sorry, just telling the truth <4

>>735008486
N-no <4 I believe in you, Anonymous <4

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>>735008486

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>>735007814
Hi Reimu!

>>735008350
I often talk to myself about my problems, even though i have friends to talk to.

What's my problem?

>>735005749
why havent killed yourself retarded cunt?

>>735008350
I mean, as long as I live a full life, and leave it with no regrets, is it so wrong to choose my own way out?

If I'm 60, sitting in my study with a nice bottle of cognac, and I hang a tarp behind my desk and eat a chicken mcforty-five after talking it over with my family seriously, than who have I harmed?

The idea of wasting away to something, be it physically or mentally, terrifies me. I just want to have the freedom to pick my own exit.

M-m-miss Alice, I'm a b-b-badger fisting s-s-shitlord. Please g-g-give me some att-t-t-tention.

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>>735008361
Is he wrong? Or quoting a song?

>>735008533
one more thing before i go, do you wear briefs or panties?

The fact this kind of cancerous shit attracts this much attention is infuriating. Could you subhumans just stay on tumblr.

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I just wanna play zelda and draw and make music
and do creative shit

I think I'll just hang out at a gay bar until I find a sugar daddy

that works, right?

>>735008571
anon fucking kek that is actually really funny.

>>735008612
Stop fisting badgers

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>>735008553
>That is not a question.

It bloody well is! How rude!

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>>735007938
>[spoiler]but shes still a cutie patootie[/spoiler]

>>735008659
if you want a sugar daddy you should come to Cali, 305

I dont care about your reasons I just want to beat you

>>735008194
>tfw when I want give her something to eat or drink that I jizzed in before

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>>735008533
W-what cult?

>>735008538
M-my pleasure <4

>>735008575
T-that is normal and healthy behavior that m-most people engage in.

>>735008579
N-no one will show me how!
How about y-you live stream yourself doing it s-so I can learn?

>>735008600
Are you 60? If not, w-why are you making d-decisions now about something t-that won't happen for decades?

>>735008658
I've l-literally been doing this for six years, and h-have been on /b/ since 2004. I w-was part of raids you've l-literally never heard of.

You go back to tumblr, newfag.

>>735008659
W-why not make a video game then <4

alice gobble my cock im gay

>>735008553
>S-sorry, just telling the truth <4
ok well dont do it, you got a lot of anons who care about you

>>735008704
N-n-n-not a chance you n-n-n-n-n-niiiiiigger.

>>735008571
Kek'd harder than I thought I would

>>735008612
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OUojSppJNF

>>735008545
I'll do that.

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>>735008659
Nice sketch anon, but avoid gay bars. Sugar daddies aren't very nice there

>>735008553
what's your twitch?

>>735008796
>W-why not make a video game then <4
this reminds me, hows your game going alice?

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>>735008642
Quoting myself. Love is a lie you tell yourself to perpetuate a failing relationship.

>>735008659
ugly shit
get a work
kys faggot

>>735008796
shame you weren't the dumb whore in useless.avi so I don't have to see all these virgins applaud your cancerous shit you worthless nigger.

>>735007870
Why are you antagonizing me?

Once more I DO NOT reject therapy.
I do not want to argue about that anymore. You want to help and that is great. I guess you have some personal connection to the whole thing. This hardening up thing is not something I push on people. I had a talk with a fellow student from a very poor country and he told be we do not see how lucky we are in the west. And sometimes we take things too hard and serious. Also got a friend who actually is harming herself by being very altruistic. From suicide hotline to spending time with terminally ill children. I know people like you, guess Im a bit heartless. Or a lot. I cannot do those things it seems.

You win because you help people.

>>735008900
anon thats so me it makes me want to find you and kill you with my bare hands

>>735008600
Completely agree, then again
I have depression too

>>735008796
would you really like it? if i livestram it?

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>>735008361
What is love, anyway? I don't understand the world, Velvet... I don't understand my own self.

>>735008647
I don't think I'm the one you're looking for, bud. Are you trying to ask Alice?

>>735008796
T-the cult of Alice? Am I in the wrong place? I may have misunderstood some things, I do that a lot.

>>735008900
What is it at the beginning though?

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>>735008533
Chekked
Its perfectly fine to talk about the weather. it's better than talking about politics. Here, its a sunny and cool. Gonna drop to about 55° tonight. No rain in the forecast, so that's good for working outdoors. Its pretty windy out here too!

>>735005749
I am, or was, stalked by a woman. She stole my socsil security card, hacked my electronics, manipulated my family, I havent felt safe since feb 16

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>>735008900
If your relationship is like that, you aren't in love. How does that reflect on love being real or not?

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>>735009021
anon dont ask stupid questions, do or fucking dont other people cant make these decisions for you you weak fucking faggot

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I'm here.
Adore me.

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>>735008841
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jq8i7pa83C

>>735008796
>and h-have been on /b/ since 2004. I w-was part of raids you've l-literally never heard of.
Not him but for the sake of the truth I need you to prove this

>>735008796
Yeah but i talk about killing people (sometimes) it's weird but it helps relieve stress.

This normal too?

>>735009038
if you dont want people to mistake you for someone else, maybe act like YOUR FUCKING SELF YOU WEAK FUCKING SISTER

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>>735009151
Lewds pls

>>735008891
Actual raids you fucking tard
Twitch didn't exist in 2004

>>735005749
I'm looking to move out of my own country due to its retardedness. and hopefully find a better one. Where should I move to, and how can I get there?

>mfw I have given up on trying to find a girlfriend and instead waste my time with fapping to alice

>>735008600
Continue living, that is a part of hardening up. If it helps you ok but take her advice serious! Things change a lot. Your chracter, your self changes. You wont be always the same person. And if you struggle now your future self will be happy and be shocked how you could even think about ending it!

-The cave man

>>735009359
be more specific

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>>735009151
Hello

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>>735008817
I'm n-not going to lie to them. I care about t-them too <4

>>735008891
celtyplays <4

>>735008899
N-not so hot. I'm s-still iterating a few t-things.

>>735008935
Y-you don't have to see anything y-you don't want to dear <4 You c-chose to open this thread <4

>>735008949
T-this isn't a win/lose situation d-dear. I'm trying to explain how t-things are to you, so that you w-will be more educated about h-how mental health actually works.

>>735009021
I'm a /b/tard too, though I'd s-spend the entire time trying t-to talk you down <4

>>735009038
I d-don't have a cult dear.

>>735009066
H-have you gone to the police?

>>735009214
H-how would you like me to do so? I c-can prove I was posting as Alice in 2011. Here.

It's me posting my dox in 2011.

>>735009363
>boohoo my lifes hard
everyone life is hard, figure this shit out

>>735008773
I'd probably put up with whatever if it meant I could do the stuff I want without having to worry about my depression potentially destroying my life at any given time because it fucks up my ability to support myself

Also I've wanted to move to cali for a while, anyways. Texas is shit.
>>735008796
I've attempted to make a game in the past but I can't keep the attention span required to complete any project, so it's kind of dead

https://youtu.be/KesO-RdMUOU
>>735008857
Thanks destiny dude.
It was more a passing thought I've had for the last few days. I havn't thought about the details of it yet. not quite that desperate yet.
>>735008930
Yeah, I'm aware it's ugly. but I like doing it, so eh

>>735008553
No you're not, you're making me Hierba Luisa tea like my Abuelita makes

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>>735009257
D-depends why you talk about it <4

>>735009363
Please d-don't fap to me.

>>735009359
I d-don't know, where are you now?

>>735009433
>I'm n-not going to lie to them. I care about t-them too <4
sorry I didn't mean don't lie to them I meant don't kill yourself, lol

Last time you experience an episode of flatulence?

>>735009522
>Please d-don't fap to me.
Why not. I don't hurt anybody.

>>735009500
okay i lied, what exactly do you want out of a relationship?

>>735009597
>>735009597
a few seconds ago

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>>735008975
Please do. Feel free to fuck my corpse when you're done.

>>735009038
Nobody understands love.

>>735009107
You can feel love without being loved back.

You tell yourself "It will get better because we love each other". 'Love' ruins people.

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>>735009500
Oh? H-have you tried scheduling your time more wisely and h-having small, deliverable goals every w-week?

It really does help.

>>735009526
D-don't worry, I w-won't.

>>735009597
W-while replying to you!

>>735009622
You h-hurt me.

>>735009622
YOU HURT YOURSELF ANON YOU HURT YOURSELF BOOHOOOOOO>>735009648
>>735009648
Listen mate, if you actually dont want to be abused then dont just fucking take it, do what you want in life not what some shithead on the internet expects.

>>735009522
America

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>>735009668
Does it hurt on the inside

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>>735009042
lolpolitics

I love being outside in nice weather... Glad it's behaving for you too.

>>735009281
But I don't have any character, anon. I'm just a stranger on 4chan.

>>735009433
I have... been mistaken. I am sorry. Glad to be here though, hope you are doing well.

>>735009648
I have never felt it... perhaps I never will. But I feel worse for not knowing. Maybe it is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all. Or maybe not...

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>>735009648
L-love makes people whole too <4

>>735009668
>You h-hurt me.
In what way?
>mfw when I am typing this with one hand

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>>735009629
somebody who doesn't hate me for my inability to stay cheerful

also bad jokes

>>735009522
2 things
either the teacher is trash i cant teach a subject for shit and is fucking my life up just because they're shit at their job

Or the way certain people treat other people is annoying

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>>735009816
kek

Alice? Hmm... or maybe you are another iteration of Alice, Alice Infinity, Jan V., Alice^2, and so on... it's been too many years to think that things are the same.

I'm not sure who you are. But I hope I can remember. I hope I'm not wrong.

>>735009827
okay dude, with that mentality no one can fucking help you.

I hope you find whats missing bud.

What do you think about Jordan Peterson?

>>735009433
I am afraid to. Like she already has her defence and an offence planed and laid out. She has accused me of stalking when I rejected her and already cost me my job

>>735009882
listen, im just mean because i want to help and i dont think just coddling you like everyone else is going to work. If you disagree, thats fine but you really shouldnt care so much about what i or anyone has to say, we're all dumb and hurting.

>>735009828

People never love me. They're all liars.

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>>735009812
Y-you are fucked.

>>735009816
Y-yes.

>>735009866
I'm n-not a sexual object dear.

>>735009827
And y-you as well <4

>>735009891
S-sounds like you are just angry, that's n-normal.

>>735009927
I'm Alice from 2011, the one and only <4
All of the other people you mentioned weren't actually Alice's.


>>735010042
D-do it anyway. Doing the right thing is m-more important than t-the risk.

>>735005749
why you are such a huge faggot?

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>>735010093
I l-love you <4

>>735010112
D-dunno, why are y-you such a faggot?

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>>735009648
Again, just because it's possible to get into situations like that, it doesn't reflect on the concept as a whole. You're learning the wrong lesson from your past experiences. Love is a wonderful thing! It just has to be approached maturely, with patience and experience and a whole lot of love for yourself as well as others.

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>>735010095
Aw, now I'm gonna hunt down whoever hurt you.
>25,000 glimmer to bring me his head!

>>735009433
You are a bit to fixed in your position. You think your way and solutions are the correct ones. I think one should always doubt themself to keep improving. Even the greatest expert make mistakes. Im not saying you are wrong I just do not like it when people assume they are 100% correct. Back in the day they also thought drilling a hole in your skull helps enlighten you. Who knows what new discoveries we will make?

Two oppinions colliding either ends on a compromize or a win-loose. Finding ways to help people of course is not a win-loose. I agree on that.

For me hardening up was the best solution. Because my problems were plain stupid whining. But that is just my situation as an example.

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>>735010241
*smiles* D-don't worry about me d-dear. I'm strong <4

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>>735009668
>W-while replying to you!
confirmed alice is a trap.
girls dont fart
THIS IS NOW A BANANA THREAD

>>735010150
Liar.

>>735005749
hey there alice chan, :D i have a question, if a person is miserable with the person they are with and another person wants to take said person away, do you think that's correct.?

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>>735010088
No, I understand the mentality, I was in a relationship with someone with the same sort of thinking. The banter is fun for a while but it wears down on me, after the 6 month mark

am smol fragile boy

>>735010095
Help me be less angry... please

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>>735010300
Bounty is still up

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hi alis alis

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>>735010263
N-no, I think that evidence is required t-to actually prove what solution is correct.

And the current evidence shows clear gains from therapy and medication, above and beyond all other methods.

It isn't about expertise, it's about data.

For you, hardening up was NOT the best solution. It's the one you USED. That is an anecdote. Not data. It proves literally nothing about anything. That's why we have studies.

Science. It works, bitches.

>>735010150
dunno too but ithink its cus i like to help a lot of random people
with retarded advices advices

>>735010095
>I'm n-not a sexual object dear.
I am sure that I am not the only anon that thinks of you as a sexual object.
>tfw when you watch her youtube videos while jerking off

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>>735010095
Hi. How have you been? Has life been treating you well all these years?

It seems like it has been an eternity... I thought I might never see you again

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>>735010366
I'm n-not lying dear <4

>>735010412
Uhm. If you are miserable with someone, why are you still with them?

>>735010495
S-seems you should change then <4

>>735009827
alright, you seem self aware enough that im gonna offer this, you give me your kik and i'll abuse you. In return ill try and help you understand your problems.

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>>735010557
*giggles* I've b-been posting for the last two years p-pretty much nonstop BWA guy <4

I'm alright. I do a lot of cosplay stuff now, finally getting out of my shell. What about you? You doing okay? Last I heard you were doing in patient.

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>>735010432
I'm that merc if the price is good. Pay 2 million ISK and half of my tank losses and you have a deal.

>>735010565
what is that retarded <4 thing?

>>735010153
Love is weak and flimsy!
Only destructions lasts forever.
Hate is great and gives you power!

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>>735010426
Ventilate your frustrations on soft-bodied inanimate targets. Or scream. Being less angry is as simple as being able to let your anger go without it overtaking you!

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>>735010095
Why is america fucked alice?

Hey OP

I fucking love u.

Thank you for taking care of this community but just know if you want to talk about your problems we will be here.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/thot_patrol/

I love you alice. please add me on steam. i want qt girlfriend :3

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>>735010664
autism
4=a in leetspeak
leetspeak+weebtrash=autism
confirmed autism

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>>735010664
D-don't know <4

>>735010665
Love always b-beats hate dear <4
Hate can break bones, but love can make you walk on them.

>>735010724
It isn't.

>>735010724
Social Justice Warriors

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>>735010665
Hate does give me power though

I dont think hate and being a good person are mutually exclusive.

>baka

>>735010565
can you poop on my chest? while reimu is fapping to us?

>>735010540
>>735010770

>>735010752
kys reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>735010662
Conversion between Glimmer & ISK is about 20,000/ 2,000,000. You guys got hyperinflation

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>>735010426
I recommend you start by switching to decaf.

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>>735010752
I l-love you too my dear <4

>>735010758
If you w-want to contact me, here:

Email: [email protected]
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Twitch: celtyplays
Twitter: celtyplays
Youtube: celtyplays
Instagram: nanopup
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2

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>>735009738
Have you ever had a child, anon? Someone you'd go through literal hell to keep happy? I endured a horrible relationship for much longer than I should have for the sake of my daughter. I am now unable to see the baby.

>>735009827
It's better to do what makes you happy, more than anything.

>>735010153
It's not that these situations happen, it's that they happen more often than they don't. I have seen several relationships end. It is the norm for love to stop.

>>735010426
I can't do anything but offer some advice, Pick up a non-violent hobby. For instance, I do painting. It helps me relax.

>>735010093
I feel the same. Lets be friends.

>>735009866
>saying "mfw" and not having a pic or emote to represent your face
Fucking goomba

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>>735010651
Hoooo boy, yeah, there was a LOT that went down between then and now. Incarceration, release, college, moved about 6 times, got a full time job, and now I'm doing quite well for myself.

I run by the moniker "9734" most places, but I'll always be your BWA guy =u=

Maybe I'll join you for some months. I've been looking for somewhere to be.

>>735010903
dude i dont know the answers, i just know i want to hurt you

>>735010699
i punched a wall yesterday and i think i fractured something, but it made me feel better (I imagined hitting someone in the head). Punching a pillow or something never does it for me, i think i got a pain fetish fml

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>>735010903
I l-love you, Velvet <4

I fucking hate myself. I can hardly look at myself in the mirror. I fuck everything up, and I basically have nothinh to build a future on.

>>735010805
HEYO someone who gets me.

Dude I love you... i mean hate you.

>>735010897
No Discord??

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Lewds?

>>735010981
if you enjoy it then you probably do.

>>735010867

Buy me a S&W 500 and ill do it.

>>735005749
Feeling deeply sad like I usually do once in a while. What can you tell me to make me think better?

I just treat people as autonomous robots only doing things that further their own goals and the world makes much more sense

I'm really starting to get into Existentialism, I like the idea quite a bit.

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>>735010638
I'm sorry, I don't have a kik anon. In fact, I don't really frequent social media at all. What exactly do you want?

>>735009965
I'm not really sure if I have a problem or not.

>>735010903
I think you're right, but there are limits. Hedonism has plenty of negative connotations to it.

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>>735010953
You always have a p-place with me <4

I'm glad to hear you are doing well for yourself <4
I am too! I moved to NYC, and now I make loadsa money and live with more foods than just peanut butter!

I'm happy to see you doing well <4

>>735010993
*wraps her arms around you and squeezes*
Tell me more, Anonymous. Let it all out.

>>735011032
W-why, when I have my own website?