Old thread hit bump limit I guess.
ITT: Poorly describe a movie and we guess it.
Didn't get to post this one:
>College professor goes to desert
>Temporarily distracts Nazis to get artifact
>Artifact gets taken by Nazis anyway
>Nazis open artifact and die
>TL;DR Professor has no effect on the plot
>>736875226
Uhh? Raiders? I dont watch shit for movies and even I know that
>>736875226
Indianapolis Jane and the New Hope
>>736875323
>>736875428
Correct.
You're gonna need a bigger throat
Yay, log thread.
Hey.
l'm a pozcuck. You want to know what that is? Listen closely.
The normal cuckold wants just one gift from his black bull: a black child. But the pozzed cuckold wants more. He wants three gifts. We are greedy little bitches. But first, here's how it goes.
Normally I drive in my Mercedes to a street gym where ripped blacks train their muscles, their skin shining with sweat and the air filled with their scent. I am already a bit hard just from thinking about it. Sometimes I cum a bit in my pants. I get out of the car and ask who of them has AIDS. Then they know what happens.
The black man with AIDS gets into my car and we drive to somewhere isolated. Then I take a small knife and stick it inside the hole of my penis and twist it a litte. In the cuckold community we call this the HIV Twister. Sure it hurts and causes me to bleed. But it is worth it.
Then the black man docks me until we both cum and I contract his AIDS. I already have 4 types of AIDS from this. That is the first gift. Then we drive on to my house and he fucks my wife, who has also contracted many types of AIDS. That is the second gift. And then 9 months later the third and best gift arrives: a black child who also has AIDS.
I got married because my girlfriend had a baby, and I'm starting to regret that decision, should I stay for the child?
>>736870956
No, don't stay in a shitty relationship for the kid.
Stay in the kid's life for the kid.
>>736870956
Your alternative at this juncture would be alimony. Do the math.
>>736870956
Is it really worth divorcing? If your child knows why you divorced on the future, he's gonna hate you, but if the marriage is really hurting you find alternatives and maybe in the end divorce her.
S/Fur
test
>>736875996
Nice thread you got here.
Can't wait to move out of this apartment.
>>736876800
Hey, nice dubs.
Drawthread City Edition
If you're taking requests:
Draw Yotsuba wearing an MF DOOM mask, if you haven't already done so before
Please and thank you. God bless
>>736869564
This is just brandy. Now if you need something stronger, i suggest this stuff. I guarantee you'll be out for a good 4 hours.
The perfect time for a feels thread.
you said it. im fuckin dying inside dude.
>>736869276
Me too, what's happening in your life?
How much weed do you think this is?
>>736871982
MAYBE an 8th? But probably not due to density
You actually payed honest to god money for that?
a kilo
IG / FB fap threaaaad
>>736874806
Love this girl's legs.
Young looking legal girls
uh oh
uh oh
uh oh
its late, why not twink thread
>>736872880
>>736872933
bump
>>736872880
never let it die!
Dubs decides which country is nuked.
Last country alive wins.
Every country goes, from Russia to Tuvalu.
>>736869787
Australia
>>736869787
theres like 200 countries.i just want to see Canada burn
Europe
Loli thread
whoa what the fuck no admin on here? pretty sure shes underage dude.. thats like some hentai cp iirc
I think I'm going to kill myself tomorrow. My family and I are supposed to be going hiking and at the hiking trail we go to, there's a tower. I'm going to jump off the top of the tower. I guess this is my suicide note. I'm posting it on here because I have no one else to say goodbye to besides, of course, my family. I have no friends, no significant other, no one. I'm a lonely, worthless fuck. So goodbye /b/, you were all there to cheer me up when no one else was so I appreciate that.
yeah im in the same boat. getting nembutal soon.
what city and state so i can hear the good news
you should live stream it
Metal thread? Metal thread
>>736872336
>Posts literally one of the worst metal albums of all time
>>736872336
You start a metal thread by posting one of the most disappointing "metal" albums from one of the biggest "metal" bands of all time?
Like wtf I am pretty sure i just took some b8
My lifestyle determines my deathstyle, My lifestyle determines my deathstyle, My lifestyle determines my deathstyle, My lifestyle determines my deathstyle, My lifestyle determines my deathstyle, My lifestyle determines my deathstyle
Is there a sexier girl than lexee?
Literally billions.
>>736868775
what this twink boi said
billions upon billions of extremely beautiful girls. this bitch looks like a fucking autist when she smiles. look it up. it will change your tune quickly m8
>>736868717
Sluttier*